Cat: Naruto X High school DxD X Rosario + Vampire

Title: Why does no one ever take the easy way out?

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Akeno/Xenovia/Tsubaki/Koneko/Ageha/Akasha/Mizore/Matatabi/Ravel/Sona/Raynare/Kalawarna Female Vali, Issei X Asia/Rias/Ruby/Irina/Kurumu, Kurama X Yasaka/Kuroka/Tsurara/Serafall, Tsukune X Moka/Yukari

Summary: Himejiima Akeno, was the last person anyone would think of when it came to a High school girl with an elder lover. She was not the first girl you would think of as being a mistress. However if you asked the Businessman Uzumaki Naruto, then that was exactly what she was. She was his perfect little slut. To bad This woman would force him back into the Limelight of the Supernatural.

Hey everyone. Two tests in and my current semester is only getting started.

Review Response

Jeremiahkelly93: Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.

Shadow: You asked and you gave received!

WastingDust281: For plot reasons I can not say

Alim fanficker1: Naruto's not that blood thirsty. He had fought Micheal several times though.

Bednarczykmiki: Naruto already has an idea of each of their powers after reading the reports Sona gave him the reports about 2-3 chapters ago now.

Calderoneric758: Not fucked more. More underestimated. I'll look it up. I've never been to big on Bullet Hell games. They hurt my brain.

Proxie885695: Yep. He did the same thing to Ddraig and Albeon when they got in the middle of his fight with the Original Satans

OmegaTimelord: I'll think about that once since there are 2 or three things that I want to touch on.

Habu2010: No doubt. Got to find time to look it up.

SurplusHook: Glad you are enjoying the story so far.

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Chapter 17: Basics be damned

Location: Kuoh Town

Place: Business District

Time: 1800 (Monday)

Menma and Kalawarna looked at the steam awaiting their opponent to come out of the stream. Menma had his kanabo at the ready, but he tackled Kalawarna out of the way as something sped out of the stream, tearing apart the ground where she just stood. The figure who attacked them stopped several feet away and looked at them. The figure had torn apart the ground and melted the concrete into a white-hot steaming mess.

Joki seemed to grow inside as he now stood at 7 feet tall and seemed much bulkier. red and yellow samurai armor kabuto helmet that lacked shikoro, full-face flat visor that let his long orange hair trailing with a large bolt on the left side of the head while the right an exhaust that projects steam. In his hands was a large sword A supplementary weapon.

"Damn. It's an Armor sub type!" growled the red Tiger Oni.

"IS that going to be a problem?" asked Kalawarna.

"Only if he has damage nullification," said Menma as he rushed Joki with Kalawarna.

Before Menma could reach Joki, the hulking giant lowered himself and his sword, before a burst of steam erupted from his back and charged at Menma. The Oni raised his Kanabo and blocked the overhead punch before firing off one of his own into the face of his opponent. He winced in pain as it felt like all the fingers in his left hand were broken. Steam was released from Joki's leg as he kicked Menma in the gut, sending him flying.

Kalawarna flowed behind Menma catching him, but with all his momentum going against her, once her feet touched the ground they slid several more feet before they hit the ground and rolled a few more feet. Menma looked up at Joki as steam vented from his ports. Raising his sword Joki gathered the steam around the blade superheating it.

"Burning Slash!" yelled Joki dropping the sword onto the ground!

Stream erupted from the blade and flow at the duo tearing apart the ground with ill intent! Menma rose to his feet, but had little time to perform a Jutsu or block, so standing before Kalawarna he took the full brunt of the attack head-on. Menma yelled as he felt his skin peeling from the head and his bones and muscles drying out. He grit his teeth and bared the pain as the attack ended. Falling to his knees his healing factor began to kick in. while not as powerful as his Father's by even a tenth, it would stop him from dying on the spot.

"Hey are you dead?" asked Kalawarna.

Menma hacked up blood but wiped his mouth. "Not even close. Had I still been in my human form I probably would have kicked the bucket," said Menma as he slowly rose to his feet

"Bastard is tough," said Kalawarna.

"Not as much as you think he is," said Menma as he flexed his arm.

"What do you mean?" asked Kalawarna.

"He has to move or risk overheating inside that armor. At the same time, he has to build upstream to attack, defend, and even move. I'm guessing that the initial form of attack was his most devastating attack if he hasn't mastered the full power of his Balance Breaker. I guess that that last attack used up a majority of his steam needed for anything other than moving about. ," said Menma.

"In case you didn't notice my light spear isn't strong enough to pierce his armor," said Kalawarna holding up her spear.

"All I need is one shot, but I have to get in close," said Menma.

"Right. I'll go high," said The Fallen Angel.

Kalawarna rushed forward with Menma hot on her heels. The duo crossed paths when they were within feet of Joki, with Kalawarna going high and Menma going low. Slashing with her Spear she hit Joki in the head, which basically bounced off of the helmet, while Joki blocked Menma's kanabo with sparks flying off the kanabo, raising the boot he released steam to kick Menma away, before raising his left free and while unleashing steam to punch Kalawarna sending her flying.

"There!" thought Menma as he opened his palm and placed it against Joki's chest.

"RASENGAN!" yelled Menma as he created his father's signature attack.

Normally a Rasengan was created before you hit someone or something with it, however in this case as it builds up against something the pressure from the build-up of force increases and began to rip apart the armor, before sending Joki flying away from Menma. Joki rolled around the Ground and blood could be seen spilling from the mask, but Joki wasn't out for the count yet. Rising to his feet he began to build up steam, only for a Blade of yellow to pierce his back and stomach. Menma jumped into the air and formed a black spiraling orb in his hand with two outer rings of white

"What's that suppose to be!?" asked Joki trying to gather enough steam to try and block the attack.

"Your death. Spiraling Ring!" yelled Menma throwing the attack at Joki.

Joki's eyes widened even with the amount of steam he had currently built up in his broken armor he wouldn't be able to dodge or block the attack. This was it. He was going to die! He braced for impact only for someone to appear between him and the attack.

"Space Release: Dimensional gap!" yelled Naruto as he pointed his finger in front of Joki and created a Portal that lead to the Dimensional Gap.

The Spiraling Ring went into the Portal as Naruto closed it, he turned to Joki and ran through several hand signs. Joki saw the man and jumped into the air and released all the steam he had to run away as fast as possible. No way would he get caught.

"Wood Release: Ivy Prison!" yelled Naruto.

Joki stopped mid-air as thrown and ivy began to wrap around his body from random locations. Try as he might to remove the vines they just kept growing and growing. He tried to activate his gear and burn them away, but it did no good. After a minute of fruitless struggle, Menma appeared above him and hit him with an axe kick that sent him to the ground and into a crater.

Before he could move Naruto appeared in front of him. "Space release: Dimensional dice!" yelled Naruto as Joki shrunk until he was inside a cube the size of playing dice.

"There that should give me time to break the code used for Kouko's imprisonment," said Naruto putting the cube inside of his pocket.

"What are you doing here Tou-san?" asked Menma.

"Your Chakra Signature vanished. At first, I thought you went back to Kyoto, but when I felt the signature of Corrupted Holy energy appear and vanish in the area I knew it had to be something so I rushed over here as quick as possible," said Naruto.

"So I take it that Raynare and myself are no longer needed?" asked Kalawarna.

"Oh no your services are required until the Reborn are defeated," said Sona as she came into the area, having been alerted by Naruto to what was happening...

"Speaking of which, Tou-san I'm sure that you've already tracked their hideout and plotted every action they could take to escape so why haven't we just gone in and put a cap in their asses?" asked Menma.

Naruto smiled. "Why to go for the calves when I can have the cow instead?" asked Naruto.

Sona sighed. "What Naruto-san is saying is that we know where our opponents are, but not where their true leader is," said Sona.

"Right and I intend to draw the bastard or bitch out and do what Uzumaki's do best, Put boots to asses while looking good doing it," said Naruto.

Sona's eye twitched. "How is it that I have a crush on this idiot?" Sona asked herself.

Location: Scandinavian Mountain Range

Place: Gremory Villa

Time: 1500 (Wednesday)

"494... 496...497...498...499...500!" exclaimed Issei as he finished his set of punches.

"Good job Hyoudou-san, now I want you to do 500 straight kicks with Each leg, just like I showed you on day one," said Iruka.

Issei groaned hearing this. While the others were learning cool fighting styles or attacks, or in Rias's case, a combination of combat and tactics Issei was stuck doing regular drills that anyone who took an interest in fighting would have done the first time they saw boxing or UFC. It was insulating. According to his partner Ddraig he was this Generations Red Dragon Emperor, one of the strongest beings to ever exist. He should have been learning cool beam attacks or dragon-specific things. Instead, he was learning to PUNCH and KICK. Jab, Straight, Side kick, front kick. High cross block, Low cross block, leg block! It all sucked.

Issei roared. "I can't take it anymore!" yelled Issei turning to Iruka.

"Can't take what?" asked Iruka raising his eyebrow.

"All this bull crap. Everyone else is learning something cool or different and I'm stuck learning the basics!" yelled Issei.

Iruka nodded at this before walking up to Issei and slapping him across the face. Issei stumbled a bit before he caught another slap, this time a backhand. Iruka then went for another slap, but Issei raised his guard. Seeing an opening Issei throw a sidekick that Iruka blocked, before he grabbed Issei by his shirt, and took the ground from under him, before lifting him up and planting him on his back. Issei sucked in air, before he began to hack and wiz.

"It took you longer than expected. Five days before you broke. Honestly, I expected you to creak on day one," said Iruka.

Issei rolled to his hands and knees. "So why did you slap me then?" asked Issei.

"Had this been day one or even day two you probably would have expected me to stop at slap 3 or 4, but I would have kept going. The training I had you do is twofold. One it was to teach you the basics of the Hidden Leaf Combat style: Falling Leaf Taijutsu. It was the style created by the First Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village it became the base for all academy students," said Iruka

Falling Leaf Taijutsu?" asked Issei.

"Based around a falling leaf, the strikes aren't strong, but quick. More to stuff, than to defeat. It's about the discipline of the tree standing mighty against all odds," said Iruka.

"How can you say that when the style seems like total BS?" asked Iruka

"I am a Master of this style as during my time as an Academy instructor I watched no less than 500 students leave my care and venture out in the world of Shinobi. The Mortality rate for Genin leaving the village on their first real C-ranked mission that involved combat was 2 in 9. Seeing as we graduated at least 36 students a year following the end of the 3rd Great Shinobi war with the Failures going into the Shinobi reserves. I can say this because during one of the Last classes I saw graduate none of my students died. Team 7 went of an A-ranked mission as their first out-of-village mission, Team 8 defeated a roaming bandit group as their mission, and Team 10 tracked down a Missing Ninja and subdued them. That was the first graduating class since the end of the year to have all members return from a mission alive," said Iruka with passion.

Issei was blown away by the man's dedication to his craft, and his belief.

Issei bowed. "I'm sorry Sensei," said Issei.

Iruka nodded. "Then we can move onto phase 2. now that you have a solid foundation to work with. We can begin training your muscles," said Iruka as he took a stance.

Issei nodded and took a basic stance.

Location: Kuoh town

Place: warehouse District

Time: 0045 (Thursday)

Selix paced back and forward in the hideout that they were occupying. She looked over to her boss to see him looking at his cell phone. She knew that there were several missed calls from their benefactor, and it was not going to be anything good.

"What are we going to do? Joki's power was invaluable to our cause?

Genjiten leaned back, between the naked breasts of a fellow stray devil who just so happened to take the form of a Naga. He was contemplating his next move. While Reborn talked a big game they were a small group, not even an organization. Just a group. Sure they had been active for over a year, but that was mostly him recruiting fellow strays. Even then both Joki and Selix. But that was mostly due to his overwhelming power.

The phone rang again, and Genjiten picked it up.

"Sir," said Genjiten.

"Have you been ignoring my calls?" asked the other person on the line.

"No sir. We've run into complications," said Genjiten.

"What kind of complications?" asked the voice.

"Joki's signature vanished. He was out with a team that went after Uzumaki Menma," said Genjiten.

The voice was quiet for a minute, before chuckling. "So, you went after him based on data that is five years old. I'm impressed by your foolishness," said the Voice.

Selix froze as did the other Strays in the room.

"What do you mean 20 years old!? We had a deal! In exchange for the information and backing that you provide we get rid of targets of interest to you as well as the Devils so you can reclaim your territory!" yelled Genjiten standing up.

"Don't take that tone with me, child! The fact that I'm working with devils is bad enough. Worse yet the trash of your pitiful society. The Uzumaki family is second only to the gods. I need Uzumaki Naruto disgraced in the eyes of the other members of the Shinto Faction to reclaim my rightful place. Don't make any more mistakes," said the voice before hanging up.

Genjiten stared at the phone for a moment, before it burst into flames from his anger alone. His benefactor may have given them a lot to work with, but that didn't mean that he would allow himself to be talked to like a dog. Perhaps it was time he started to act like the revolutionary he was and put down one of the women who held the leash.

"Gather up what's left of our soldiers. We strike the Sitri peerage Saturday!" yelled Genjiten.

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And cut. So a quick thing I decided to CUT an entire section of the chapter that would have focused on Tsubasa, Tsubaki, and Asia. The reason I decided to cut this is that it didn't seem important to the overall story at the moment. Tsubasa is up and running at the moment and is looking for payback on Genjiten. I hope to see you all soon