A/N: Okay, before you guys start reading the next chapter, I want to give you some highlights aka an update about the story. After this chapter, the next one is gonna be an interlude chapter which means the cast are gonna be taking a break from watching the show while they are having a conversation and then the next day, they're gonna get back into the web show and continue on the next.
That's the update I'm letting you guys know, thank you for understanding and enjoy the chapter!
Darkstalkers is owned by Capcom
BlazBlue is owned by Arc System Works
Danganronpa is owned by Kazutaka Kodaka and Spike Chunsoft
DEATH BATTLE is owned by Rooster Teeth
"Alright, we're going to watch one more episode for today and we watch some more tomorrow." Kazuo announced as he press play to start the video
(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)
Boomstick: Catfight!
"Oh good, I am so desperate to hear Boomstick's comments on this one!" Tenko said sarcastically, already knows about Boomstick's perverted tone
"Trust me, you're not the only one." Mukuro joined in also, sarcastically
Wiz: It literally is, Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.
"Kehehehehehe, two ferocious gods of destruction have entered the frame to demonstrate their divine powers!" Gundham exclaimed
"That's one way to put it I guess..." Mahiru guessed, sweatdropped
Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.
Wiz: And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.
"So we got two catgirls who are ready to throw down and kick some ass?! Hell, I can dig it." Leon smirked
"Meowww... Ibuki likes to tame some cute little kittens!" Ibuki exclaimed
"Cats' fluff..." Peko spoke out, thinking in her mind taming a cat
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Felicia is from "Darkstalkers" also known as Vampire and Taokaka is from Blazblue. A plot of "Darkstalkers" is when the Earth has merged with a demon realm called Makkai, a dimension filled with powerful various creatures known as Darkstalkers as they meet in battle to determine who will rule the night. And Blazblue is also a fighting game. The plot of it is humanity was on the verge of extinction from a creature called the "Black Beast" as the six heroes slay the monster and save humanity." Chiaki informed
"I see, the "Darkstalkers" characters are based on monsters from international folklores." Hajime implied as Chiaki nodded
"The darkest hellish monster beast has strike upon the low-life individuals in the mortal world bringing chaos to corruption!" Gundham stated
FELICIA
(Cue: Marvel VS Capcom 3: Felicia's Theme)
Wiz: As a catwoman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful pop-star, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy.
Boomstick: What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?!
The girls including Mahiru, Mukuro, Tenko, Aoi and Kotoko facepalmed
"Of course, he would ask something like that..." Mahiru snorted
"The only thing Wiz can do is stopping him and moving on." Aoi suggested
Wiz: Yes.
Boomstick: But, she's a cat.
Wiz: Yes...
"Wait for it." Mukuro anticipated
Boomstick: Hmmm... do you think it'd be wrong to-
Wiz: Yes!
"Please just stop it already degenerate! Not another sexual comment that we want to hear from your dirty little mouth! Moving on!" Tenko bickered
"I agree." Sakura noted
BACKGROUND
Height: 5'6 (Slighty taller than Mikan, Akane and Sayaka)
Weight: 126lbs
Raised by a Nun
Happy-Go-Lucky Attitude
Superhuman Strength, Speed & Endurance
Cat-Sense
Wiz: Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed, and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances.
"That's true, cats do have stronger senses than normal human's." Makoto informed
Boomstick: She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor.
Wiz: To top it off, her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own.
"Damn, that cat's got one strong tail!" Kaito said, impressed by Felicia's tail keeping her balance while performing unique attacks.
"I bet she can use it to smack someone around like a whip!" Akane stated
SPECIAL MOVES
Rolling Smash
Delta Kick/Cat Spike
Hell Cat Grapple
Rolling Buckler Links to Various Attacks
Wiz: She's undeniably one of the faster Darkstalkers and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks, and Rolling Buckler.
"Hmph, how interesting! I say those moves are remarkable and suited well for Felicia." Byakuya commented
"Master..." Toko spoke out, feeling a bit heart-brokened
Boomstick (Singing): Felicia, she can really move- Felicia, she's got an attitu-ude-
(Cues: Night Warriors DarkStalkers' - Intro Theme (Instrumental))
"Yeah yeah we get it! Just shut the fuck up already shithead!" Fuyuhiko scolded, annoyed by Boomstick's make-up-song.
SAND SPLASH
Short Range
Low to Middle
Also Called Litterbox Kick
Wiz: Yes Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic. Anyway, as a Darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand.
"Kicking sand...? Are you shitting me?!" Mondo deadpanned
"Come on, I expected more than just kicking some sand!" Akane also complained
"Nyeh! That doesn't even sound like magic at all, she's just kicking some sand. Anybody can do that!" Himiko objected
Boomstick: At least she's litter box trained.
"Okay, that was uncalled for in the feline department." Tenko fumed
"Such a bold insult. Because of that, I shall not let that comment stand as that incomprehensible human should be punished for his accusation words towards the god of destruction." Gundham pointed out
Wiz: As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage. As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight.
"Just like Haggar and Zitz, Felicia has no combat training which puts her at a disadvantage." Keebo remembered
"She has a lot to live up to as a pop star and running an orphanage and I don't blame her for that." Chisa said, as Maki also agreed on that statement. Becoming a pop star and taking care of orphans seems like a good cause for Felicia.
Boomstick: But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies like butterflies, rolling balls of yarn, and paper that crinkles. *Sound of paper crinkling*
Tenko and Mahiru facepalmed once again at this statement.
"That's just how cats are." Yasuhiro reassured
Wiz: The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help from her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell casters, and all-powerful aliens.
"She may not be the strongest, but at the end of the day, she's still an impressive fighter that her friends can respect her for." Nagito commented
Boomstick: That's one cat you don't want to cross.
Felicia: I sure could use a catnap.
Felicia then turns into her cat form.
Most of the audiences took a liking to Felicia especially bringing normal humans and cat people together to live in trust and harmony. Sayaka and Ibuki admires her of being a pop star and hoping to meet face to face if she ever exist. Maki on the other hand can also relate the fact that she and her run an orphanage to look after young orphans.
The next combatant is another cat-girl. She is wearing a large cat-like cloak and her skin is brown, long blond hair tied in two braids with orange bows that are poking out of the holes of her hood and a black tail with a white colored tip. Underneath her cloak she wears are red panties. Her face is completely hidden expect the glowing red eyes and razor sharp teeth.
TAOKAKA
(Cues: Blazblue Catcus Festival - Taokaka's theme)
Boomstick: That chick wearing a cat hoodie?
Wiz: No, that's a special cloak to fit her Kaka body.
Boomstick & Most audiences: Her... what body?
Wiz: Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe, a catlike people descended from genetically engineered living weapons.
"I must wonder who created the Kaka tribe and for what purpose they intend to seek by creating genetically engineered living weapons?" Byakuya wondered
"Something that is related in the name of science." Seiko answered
BACKGROUND
Height: 5'5" (Same height as Mikan, Sayaka, and Akane)
Weight: 93 lbs.
Descended from Genetically Engineered Weapons
Guardian & Vigilante
Incredibly Stupid
Wiz: Her genetics provide her with a natural fighting instinct. She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group.
Boomstick: While she may be a good fighter, she is one dumb cat.
"SHE-IS-SIMPLE-MINDED? WHY-IS-THAT?" Monodam wondered
Wiz: Unfortunately, Tao has an incredibly severe case of ADHD. While she hunts bounties with the intent of improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family, she often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times, often even befriending her would-be targets.
Byakuya, Kaito, Mondo, Miu, The Imposter and Juzo facepalmed after hearing that.
"He's right, Tao is a complete dumbass cat!" Kokichi gibed
"Seriously?! How could she even called herself a bounty hunter when she's befriending her target instead of capturing them?" Kaito complained
"I-It's her ADHD that makes her forget about her missions at some time. The three main symptoms of ADHD is inattention which it's having difficulty listening to others. Impulsivity is interrupting those who are talking at often times and hyperactivity is moving constantly in situations when it is not appropriate. The other symptoms also include that forgetfulness tends to occur Tao often." Mikan explained as the others nodded
COMBAT
Total of 12 Retractable Razor-sharp Blades
Speed-Based Combos
Expert Air Control
'Dancing Edge' Drive is Extremely Fast
Boomstick: She has twelve retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet. While they're not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-scythes and saw-blades.
"I don't want to be on the receiving end of those blades." Kazuichi said, terrified by the sight of the blades
Boomstick: Damn, I don't even want to think what those things would do to my couch.
"Like I give a shit your couch dickhead! That would just fucking shredded to pieces!" Miu joked
SEITHR
Use Instinctively
Use for Special Attacks
3 Powerful, Fast Distortion Drives
Astral Heat
Limited Amount Available
Wiz: Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize Seithr: a raw, powerful energy seething through the air. Tao can use Seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks.
"How interesting." The Imposter spoke, intrigued about the effects of Seithr
Wiz: However, there is only so much Seithr in a given space, and once she runs out, Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes.
"So she's gotta use her Seithr at the right moment when she got the upperhand." Nekomaru stated
Boomstick: Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit, which she then uses as projectiles during a fight: bowling balls, apple cores, pillo- a pillow? Really!?
"I guess any objects for Tao can be use as a weapon to throw it at someone from a distance." Kokichi assumed
"Yeah, but why a pillow?! It's not like she or Felicia are having a pillow fight!" Kazuichi wondered
"She probably has the idea that is regarding to doing something fun." Monaca responded
Wiz: She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos. However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options.
"She'll have to kill Felicia right away then before she wear herself out." Nagito maintained
Boomstick: But, if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!
Taokaka: Aah! it's the boobie lady!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
VOTES
Makoto Naegi: TAOKAKA
Kyoko Kirigiri: TAOKAKA
Byakuya Togami: FELICIA
Aoi Asahina: FELICIA
Yasuhiro Hagakure: TAOKAKA
Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack: TAOKAKA/TAOKAKA
Sayaka Maizono: FELICIA
Mukuro Ikusaba: FELICIA
Leon Kuwata: FELICIA
Chihiro Fujisaki: TAOKAKA
Mondo Owada: FELICIA
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: TAOKAKA
Hifumi Yamada: FELICIA
Celestia Ludenberg: FELICIA
Sakura Ogami: TAOKAKA
Junko Enoshima: TAOKAKA
Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamakura: TAOKAKA/TAOKAKA
Kazuichi Soda: FELICIA
Sonia Nevermind: TAOKAKA
Akane Owari: TAOKAKA
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: FELICIA
The Imposter: TAOKAKA
Teruteru Hanamura: TAOKAKA
Mahiru Koizumi: TAOKAKA
Peko Pekoyama: FELICIA
Ibuki Mioda: FELICIA
Hiyoko Saionji: FELICIA
Mikan Tsumiki: TAOKAKA
Nekomaru Nidai: FELICIA
Gundham Tanaka: FELICIA
Nagito Komaeda: TAOKAKA
Chiaki Nanami: TAOKAKA
Shuichi Saihara: TAOKAKA
Himiko Yumeno: FELICIA
Maki Harukawa: FELICIA
Rantaro Amami: TAOKAKA
Kaede Akamatsu: TAOKAKA
Ryoma Hoshi: FELICIA
Kirumi Tojo: FELICIA
Angie Yonaga: TAOKAKA
Tenko Chabashira: TAOKAKA
Korekiyo Shinguji: FELICIA
Miu Iruma: FELICIA
Gonta Gokuhara: TAOKAKA
Kokichi Oma: TAOKAKA
Kaito Momota: FELICIA
Tsumugi Shirogane: TAOKAKA
K1-B0: TAOKAKA
Komaru Naegi: FELICIA
Haiji Towa: FELICIA
Monaca Towa: FELICIA
Kotoko Utsugi: TAOKAKA
Masaru Daimon: FELICIA
Jataro Kemuri: TAOKAKA
Nagisa Shingetsu: FELICIA
Kyosuke Munakata: TAOKAKA
Ryota Mitarai: TAOKAKA
Chisa Yukizome: TAOKAKA
Daisaku Bandai: FELICIA
The Great Gozu: TAOKAKA
Kazuo Tengan: TAOKAKA
Seiko Kimura: TAOKAKA
Sonosuke Izayoi: FELICIA
Koichi Kizakura: TAOKAKA
Miaya Gekkogahara: FELICIA
Ruruka Ando: FELICIA
Juzo Sakakura: FELICIA
Monokuma: TAOKAKA
Usami: TAOKAKA
Monokid: TAOKAKA
Monosuke: FELICIA
Monodam: FELICIA
Monophanie: TAOKAKA
Monotaro: TAOKAKA
FELICIA: 34
TAOKAKA: 42
It seems that the most definition of a dim-witted cat of the Kaka tribe has the higher possible chance of winning the fight over Felicia.
DEATH BATTLE
(Cues: Darkstalkers - Felicia's Ending Theme)
On a wooden bridge, The audiences saw a pink butterfly flies toward the pop-star Felicia, who is wearing her nun attire and watering some plants. Felicia notices it and takes off her robes, then begins following it. She leaps at it trying to catch the butterfly four times until she accidentally bumped into the goofy-vigilante of the Kaka tribe Taokaka. Felicia jumps back while Taokaka is enraged.
Taokaka: Alright!
It's Cat VS Cat! Claw VS Claw and only one feline will take the win!
FIGHT!
(Cues: BlazBlue Calamity Trigger - Calamity Trigger)
Taokaka instantly charges at Felicia making her first move by unleashing a long vicious combo before launching her up into the air and slamming her into the ground with her hook claws. She charges at her again with the same move, but Felicia counters and use her Rolling Smash to jump over and then attacks Taokaka with her own set of combo attacks. Felicia then knocks Taokaka into the air, jumps upward, slashes her a few times before grabbing her and throwing her to the ground.
"This is quite going so far so good!" Teruteru said
"Tao has her Seithr to back her up when she's in the bad shit spot!" Nekomaru mentioned
Taokaka lands safely to the ground while Felicia lands a dive attack, but Taokaka avoids it and tries to counter, but Felicia blocked her attack in time leaving her wide open to use her Delta Kick and her Rolling Smash to attack Taokaka multiple times before she jumps upward and catches Felicia as she attempts to stab her a dozen times with her Distortion Drive.
Taokaka: Take this!
Until, Felicia completely reverses it with her Hell Cat Grapple, concluding by throwing Taokaka over to the other side of the bridge.
Taokaka: Boing!
Taokaka has her hands on the ground and her tail in the air while Felicia is in her fighting stance as well.
"This is pretty intense with these two felines." Ruruka said
(Cues: Darkstalkers - Felicia's Ending Theme) (again)
Then the butterfly from before returns which caught both of their attentions. The two stopped fighting and leap at it and as the butterfly approaches Felicia, Taokaka slashes it with her claws accidentally killing it.
Taokaka: Whoops!
Some were stunned by this astonishing moment.
"Not butterfly!" Gonta shouted
"Whoops my ass you fucking whore!" Miu bickered
Felicia was also upset.
Felicia: No, no, no!
Enraged, Felicia lunges at Taokaka, letting out a cat-like roar, and unleashes a savage combo on her. The two started trading combo after combo until Taokaka is slashing at thin air, forgetting where Felicia is. Felicia suddenly comes out from nowhere behind Taokaka and slashes at her face drawing some blood before knocking her back with a kick. Felicia uses her Rolling Smash once again to ram into Taokaka until she counterattacks by summoning her sawblades from her paws to catch Felicia off-guard knocking her back which shredded her brutally and spilled a lot of blood.
"That was a direct hit!" Makoto exclaimed
"It was a clever move to retaliate against Felicia." Haiji spoke out
Felicia uses Sandsplash, but to no avail as Taokaka jumps right over it as Felicia was wide open for Taokaka to finish her off with her devastating combo by knocking her up in the air. She strikes Felicia multiple times, keeping her in the air, then lands. Taokaka then takes out her claws and jumps upward as she performs her Astral Heat, Attack Meow Pow.
Taokaka: Taokaka boom!
The strike is so devastating that it slices Felicia in half, separating her top and bottom halves of her body.
The audiences was staring at the scene with their widen eyes in horror, hearing Felicia with a painful scream as her top and lower halves separated in a shower of blood. Everything was silent as the screen faded to white.
"GYAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kazuichi screamed
"Oh...my...god." Aoi moaned
Felicia's corpse was laying on the ground while Taokaka is dancing happily for a victory.
K.O!
Taokaka: Nya ha, nya ha, nya ha!
Taokaka then sits down on the ground.
Taokaka: Now I'm bored.
RESULTS
The ones who voted for Felicia were humiliated for her lose against a complete silly goofball-of-a-cat bounty hunter. Oh well, it is what it is so might as well listen to the results.
(Cues: BlazBlue - Bright)
Boomstick: Felicia just got put down!
"Damn right, that was savage kill right there!" Monosuke pointed out
Wiz: But this one was very close; based on their move sets, Tao appeared to have a slight speed advantage. Though Felicia had the endurance of a Darkstalker, Tao's superior agility eventually gave her the win.
"Overall, Felicia had stronger endurance while Tao on the other hand had greater speed." Nagito stated
"Not to mention, Tao's Seithr gave her the greater advantage to counter any of Felicia's moves like the unpredictable Rolling Smash." Chiaki added
Boomstick: Not to mention she's got freakin' razorblades for claws! Felicia just took her final meow.
Some laughed at the pun while the rest groaned at the pun.
Wiz: The winner is Taokaka.
The fight was fast, but also pretty good and the next one is about to turn out greater.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
Some were awed by hearing an epic chorus and witnessing the two combatants. The first one was an ash skinned man with red tattoos with an angry and avenging look on his face which intimidates some of the audiences. The next combatant was a demonic looking man wearing a skintight, black suit with white streaks and a red cape.
"Okay that will be it for today. We'll watch some more episodes tomorrow." Kazuo announced
Some were complaining including Monokuma, Leon, Akane and Mondo as they wanted to watch more.
"Fine..." Akane sighed
Alright, that's it for the episode and for the next chapter will be an interlude chapter where the cast are interacting with each other in the free times. After the interlude chapter, they will continue watching Death Battle.
I have to focus on everything that I can do for this, so thank you guys for following me.
And also, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YOU ALL!
Next Chapter: Interlude 1: A New Life to Experience