"Isn't that a bit harsh?" Goddamit Mina, why do ya gotta speak?!
"Harsh?" Aizawa turned to her with a raised brow, a slightly amused look on his face. "You are here to learn how to take down Villains. To bring down criminals, murderers, rapists. You are here to learn how to save people from the monsters that lurk in the darkness and only wish to spill the blood of the innocents. This is not harsh, this is reality." He speakin' mad facts.
"I expect my students to already have a modicum of control over their Quirks. Hell, maybe even some ideas for Super Moves. The government might say that Quirk usage outside of regulated facilities is prohibited, but kids most certainly won't listen to that." Everyone other than a few flinch at Aizawa's narrowed gaze as he clearly hit the nail right on the head.
"A well trained body, a good control of their Quirks, ideas on how to improve on it and how to bring out the best out of it with your costumes and support gear, that's what I expect from my students. You had roughly fourteen years to prepare yourself, so I hope you didn't waste them daydreaming." Midoriya flinches violently at that, eyes reddening even more as he cradled his swollen and broken finger with his other hand while I merely shake my head with a sigh. "The best example of this among you all is Jiro Kyoka." Say nani-da-fuck?!
"Me?" I tilt my head, ignoring the smoldering glare from the rabid animal coming from my left as Aizawa nods.
"Your Quirk is simple, some may even call it weak, yet you went around it and bought out it's terrifying potential." Heh, stop praising me dude! Yer makin' me blush! Sike bitch, keep going! Satisfy my ego!
"That's what I want to see from all of you. You disappoint me, and you're out. I don't want to waste my time on people that can't better themselves. Understood?" We all nod, and he scans us with his eyes for a few more seconds before nodding and turning back towards Midoriya. "You said that you can still stand, so you'll finish the rest of the tests with a broken finger. Let this be a lesson, now go back in line." The green mob nods grimly, keeping his head lowered to his chest as he drags his feet and joins us back in line.
"Jiro, you're next." He produces another ball from… somewhere – No seriously, where the fuck is he keeping them!? - and throws it at me as I catch it and walk to the circle.
I can throw it quite far with my strength alone, probably a hundred meters or more, but I want to go farther than that.
My jacks stretch out and wrap around the ball like ropes, then I let them stretch out more and more while I hold them, letting the ball fall slightly past my knees before I start spinning my stretched out lobes like bolas.
I spin them faster and faster before finally launching the ball at the perfect angle, then watch it soar through the air and towards the distance. I can't believe that worked.
"238 meters." Aizawa's phone beeps, making me whistle as I retract my lobes while he gives me an approving nods.
"I'll repeat myself, use your head and your Quirks. Do not disappoint me." Aizawa tells my classmates before he started calling for the rest.
Bakugo did his usual shit where he shouted 'Die!' – Aizawa glared bloody murder at his ass as he did so – and then proceeded to give me a disgusting smug look when he got a score three times bigger than mine, only to scowl when I yawned in his face.
His bitch ass threw the ball just ten meters higher than his younger self in the anime and he got the galls to think he cool.
Soon people start showing their intellect. Ochaco does the same and throws it into space, but then Tooru, who is next, grabs the ball, taps it against her hand, and gets the same score by using Ochaco's Quirk.
Aizawa praised her quick thinking, but then prohibited the others from doing the same.
Momo? She attached the ball to a large helium balloon that slowly drifted away. She got the same score as Tooru and Ochaco.
Mina? She threw the ball just five meters ahead, where a mysterious invisible force proceeded to run away with it, much to Aizawa's amusement as I hid the empty clothes behind my back.
Asui? She somehow pulled a balloon and a helium canister out of her pocket once she got inside the circle. Aizawa's grin couldn't get any bigger.
Kirishima? Mina started wheezing when he pulled up with a cannon over his shoulder like some type of rocket launcher, stated he just found it somewhere on the field, then proceeded to shoot the ball more than a kilometer away.
Mineta? He pulled up with a bleeding scalp and a massive cluster of his purple spheres above his head, crawled in it with the ball, came out without it, then gave it a kick and we had to watch as the damn thing just started bouncing away. Apparently he can now choose to make them sticky or bouncy. Aizawa had to call someone when we could see the giant ball pierce the clouds with each bounce far into the distance.
We never got word back.
I'll ignore what Ayoama the traitorous filth did. Not like it matters.
Tenya disappointed Aizawa by just relying on himself and kicking the ball. He thought we were 'cheating'. Fucking idiot.
Denki? He pulled up with a bat and hit a home-run. Aizawa was impressed.
Sero? He pulled up with some of Mineta's spheres, built a slight shot out of them together with his tape, then shot the damn thing in the distance.
Tokoyami? He had Dark Shadow stretch out of his body and across the field where he somehow found a loaded cannon and used to shoot the ball into the distance. Me, Kirishima, Mina and Momo just whistled innocently when he glared at us.
Shoji? He stole the sling shot and cannon. Loaded the ball into the cannon and the cannon into the sling shot. Shot the second, then the first shot too as it flew across the air. Aizawa was too impressed to get mad.
Koji? He had some birds float the ball into the distance. Aizawa smiled, then a cannon blast rang out from past the field that made him instantly glare towards me as I started wheezing my ass off.
Ojiro? He hit a home run like Denki. The some birds grabbed the ball mid-flight and carried it away. Then another cannon shot rang out and Aizawa was just done with our shit, but the pride filled grin on his face couldn't be hid by his scar.
Sato? He threw the ball as hard as he could. An invisible force grabbed it and ran away. Then some birds flew in the sky with it and dragged it away… and then a cannon shot rang out.
In the end? The ones that got last place are Ayoama, followed by Iida, Midoriya, Bakugo and Shoto. Me too, but I don't really care.
"The majority of you all has greatly impressed me." Aizawa nods his head, a faint snort escaping him but he swiftly covered it with a cough. "Let's get on with the other tests." He swiftly regretted it.
In the fifty meter run Bakugo and Midoriya went first, and they weren't that great. But in those few short seconds the rest of us other than Iida, Ayoama and Shoto assembled to motorbikes that were swiftly charged up by Denki.
Bikes with huge ass turbines behind them to be precise.
We all got a time under three seconds.
The grip test? The usual group just used Kaminari to fry our grip strength machine and act like we all broke it with how strong we were.
When Aizawa didn't believe us I just smashed the thing over my knee in front of his eyes to 'prove' our point. He could only give up.
"I… hate all of you already." That's the first thing Aizawa tells us once we are finally done with our tests. I scored second, while the rest of our group of munchkins tied for first place. Below us were Ayoama, Iida, Midoriya, Shoto and the nearly rabid and foaming at the mouth Bakugo.
"Nah, you love us." I wiggle my brows with a massive cocky grin, but he simply gave me a defeated look before he snorted and smiled at us.
"Other than a certain few, you all have done splendidly." Aizawa nods, then turns to glare at Bakugo. "Bakugo, quell those anger issues of you or get lost." He then glares at incredibly tired and defeated looking Midoriya, who got last place overall. "Midoriya, I expect to see some improvements from you. Your place in the Hero course is at risk." He then turns to glare at Shoto. "Todoroki, I don't care what your issues are, but start using your fire side, else you're out of the Hero course too." Shoto grits his teeth and clenches his fists, but ends up nodding slowly after Aizawa hardened his glare.
"Sensei, I find this to be unjust!" Oh boy, here we go… I sigh and give robot dude an annoyed look as he chops his hands towards me and the others. Quite rude of him. "They clearly cheated in the tests, but are getting praised! This is-"
"Man, just shut the fuck up already." I groan aloud, making him gasp and flip towards me. "Unjust? Rules? You think villains give a fuck about that? You think they won't grab a kid by the throat and threaten you with their life? If you want to stick by the rules so much then go join the police or something, this clearly ain't no place for a moron like you. Unjust he says…" I roll my eyes and rub the bridge of my nose with a sigh as I turn away from the idiot. I just hope he mellows down else I might wrap my hands around his throat one of these days.
"Exactly what she said." Aizawa nods and turns his glare to Iida, who flinches and looks horrified that Aizawa takes my side instead of his. "Stop thinking of what is right and what is wrong. I expect you all to use your head even more than your Quirk." He gives us all one last look before nodding and straightening himself.
"The keys to your rooms are inside the oven in the kitchen, you're all dismissed. You'll be sent an email with school hours and periods tonight, so make sure to check your phones. Dismissed." We all nod and start to walk away as he takes Midoriya aside, probably to send him to fix his swollen finger in one of his many visits to Recovery Girl.
"That was amazing!" Mina all but squeals once we were a good distance away, and we all start laughing instantly, having barely managed to suppress it all this time so to not piss off Aizawa. "Kyo, you're a damn genius!" I can hear Tooru's pout at Mina as she stole her personally made nickname for me.
"Not really, most of the stuff wouldn't have worked without Momo's Quirk." I point at said tall, sexy and curvaceous girl with my thumb as she squeaks and blushes profusely.
"M-Momo?!" Ah right, I ain't all about that Japanese formality.
"How about Yaomomo? Sounds cute?" I wiggle my brows at her as Mina hops on my back while flapping her arms around.
"That's a friggin' super duper adorable nickname! I'm all for it!" Momo's eyes start to all but sparkle adorably as she cups her cheeks with a large smile on her face. Truly adorable.
And then her stomach growls loudly.
"As thanks for helping the majority of us break the tests, I'll cook some good food for you." I pat her shoulder as she flushes brightly, then turn back towards Aizawa. "Hey Teach! You wanna eat with us? I'm making Italian!" He seems to perk up at that, and he shrugs after a few seconds of consideration and soon follows after us.
"You can cook Italian food?" Tooru asks, and I simply grin at that. It's in my blood, so of course I can. Maybe I shall make some pizza too? Haven't had it since I came to this world, and that's blasphemy.
"You can make music, you are a famous singer, a famous writer and now you can also cook food. Is there something you can't do?" I flinch as Mina calls out my 'abilities', making everyone turn towards me with wide. I'm gonna make her portion extra spicy because of this!
"Was that supposed to be a secret?" I jam my jack inside her ear with a vicious glare.
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"Oof, I'm so stuffed." Mina crumbles on top of Momo's large bed like a sack of potatoes while said girl had a blissful smile on her face. She pretty much ate half of what I cooked before she felt full.
"I did tell you not to go overboard." I shrug and take a seat on the bed myself with Tooru next to me, followed by Asui and Ochaco. I may not like the chick, but I ain't gonna stop her from making friends and whatnot.
"I think I'm going to love living in the dorms if I get to eat such delicious food often." I snort as Momo releases a content sigh as she too flops down on her large bed. "I feel like I can create a car." I snort again at that, then pause as I realize that she actually fucking means it, and could possibly do it.
"Speaking of powers…" I prop my chin on my open palm as I turn towards them. "Now I'm curious on what your fighting styles are. Mine relies on using support gear to bring out the horrifying power of sound and vibrations." Tooru's fighting style relies on her being sneaky, but I want to talk with Mei and brainstorm some ideas to make some equipment for her that can turn invisible too.
"Well, I can kick. Very hard." Tsuyu speaks up, finger poking at her cute cheek as she hums. "And I can spit paralyzing mucus too." That's scary and kind of deadly too, depending on how strong the paralyzing agent is.
"I myself still don't know. I want to cover all of my options since my acid can be very dangerous even though I can tone down on it's acidity." Mina hums with a cute pout as she hugs her legs to her chest, making me hum to myself. She could throw her acid, but hitting moving targets with it would be nearly impossible, and her body doesn't seem built for close quarters fight.
Maybe some type of guns that can shoot her acid? The less dangerous type of course. Another idea to run by Mei, who I hope isn't in the middle of opening a portal to hell and making a deal with the devil without realizing.
"I mostly tend to create staffs, or some kind of traps. Depends on who I am going against." Momo hums out, making me freeze and blink. She did that in canon too didn't she…?
"Have you thought about using guns?" I ask as I sit up, Tooru soon leaning against my back and hugging me from behind like the cuddly adorable cutie she is.
"I have." Momo nods. "But it's hard to get a permit to use them, even as a Hero. There's people out there with Quirks that helped them create powerful weapons, be they physical or gun improvements that are just horrific, so the regulation over weaponry is quite strict. Didn't stop me from training with them though." I hum and rub my chin in thought while leaning back against the very soft and warm Tooru. She's so damn adorable!
"Well, you can still use Flashbangs, sleeping darts with crossbows, add a sort of taser to the end of your staff, or even create some type of taser bolt you can shoot from a distance." I hum out, then my eyes suddenly go wide as I remember something. "Isn't Snipe a teacher in U.A.? Couldn't he help you get past the gun regulations if you intern under him for a while?" I suggest, making Momo blink a few times before she cups her chin in thought.
"That might work." Tsuyu pipes up, a finger cutely pressed against her chin as she tilts her head to the side. "Heroes can choose what type of Hero they want to be. An All-Rounder, a Villain Capture only, Rescue Hero, Disaster Relief, and much more, but you need to be tested by pros to make sure that you have what it takes to do exactly that." There's a lot more depth to this than I thought. That's a sweet and very nice surprise. Much better than being just trained and thrown into the streets to beat up people when they decide they had enough.
"So basically he can test Yaomomo if she can or can't use guns well." Mina hums out, and Tsuyu nods while Momo frowns slightly.
"I can create nearly anything with my Quirk, but I am very limited to what I can do due to the law." She sighs, making me scowl with a furious frown.
"We gotta follow the law and hold back while Villains kill us left and right. How smart of the government." I click my tongue in distaste before shaking my head. "My best friend is in the Support Course, I can bring you to meet her tomorrow so to brainstorm with her. I'm sure she can come up with some good gear and equipment you can create for combat." I'm sure Mei will absolutely love Momo and vomit out a couple billion ideas in the span of a millisecond, more if she had coffee. I kinda feel bad for Momo once I introduce 'em, but oh well, sacrifices must be made.
Oh right, I also forgot about something important!
"Speaking of Quirks…" I pull out of Tooru's hug to turn towards her and reach out to poke her nose, but end up poking her lips instead since I don't know where anything is. "You do realize that you can bend light, yes?" I feel her freeze midway through sucking my finger inside her invisible mouth. "That's the basis of your invisibility. Everyone can see through you, meaning that you refract light through your body." I stand up and pull my finger out of her mouth, then turn off the light and grab my phone, using it to light the darkness.
"Momo, can you make one of those laser thingies?" She blinks and turns towards me with a confused look, but easily creates what I requested in less than a second. How the hell does she even know it's exact composion- I'm just not going to ask. "Look at this now." I turn the red laser on, then point it at Tooru.
It refracts everywhere.
"Holy crap! Tooru became a disco ball!" Mina giggles as Tooru releases some cute noises, flapping her arms in the darkness as she stares around in wonder.
"I didn't know about this!" She squeaks out adorably. "This is so cool! I thought my Quirk was just boring but-!" I pause when I feel her voice quiver a bit, making me blink before smile softly.
Then blink again when Mina tackled Tooru into a hug while screaming "Hug pile!"
The situation devolved into chaos when Tooru started tickling Mina to get her off, which then made Mina want revenge, but for some reason she went for Ochaco instead, who tapped her with her hands and removed her gravity.
And that's how we learned that Mina is afraid of heights as she started to hysterically scream to be let down with tears in her eyes even though she was floating just a feet above the bed.
I just retreated back to my room after we finished wheezing at Mina. And after we took quite a few pictures of her face while she was still floating in the air.
I sigh and shut the door behind me before giving my back a stretch. It was a nice first day, though I feel sick at the fact that the abuser and the traitor both enjoyed my food. Hopefully I'll manage to get 'em kicked out soon enough. I already have quite a few plans and ideas on how to do that, but they'll need specific circumstances.
I pause, then suddenly grin.
"Tooru~!" I sing as I walk towards the bed as she starts giggling softly. She's very good at barely making any sounds, and her shorts hide the clapping of her booty so that doesn't give her away, but I can still hear her heartbeat and breathing. "All naked on my bed? Is that an invitation?" I hum as I throw away my tank top, leaving myself only in my sports bra. I may not be busty, but I got a nearly visible six pack bitches!
And an ass to die for. And thighs that can shatter mountains.
"Maybe~?" My adorable invisible friend giggles again as I feel her shift on my bed, and I can't help but lick my lips as I lean down and crawl on it.
I soon fall between a pair of huge meaty and jiggly pillows, and blink as I grab and give them a nice squeeze as my hands all but sink into them.
"Tooru… are these your breasts?" She giggles again as I gulp, feeling just how huge they are. She's fucking thicc! "I don't think you can get any better than this…" I sigh in satisfaction as I give her huge breasts a nice and rough squeeze, making her mewl and shiver under my touch.
"I think I can~!" I blink as she grabs one of my hands, drags them down her lean and soft belly, then down her crotch and-
"You just went from a 10/10 to a 100/10."
A.N. Will there be lewds next chapter? Or am I just baiting and teasing you all? Who knows? Me! Muhuhahahahahaha!
Thank you all to all my s, and my most recent ones too! You guys are the best! Pat /SamuraiCheem