(Springfield Airport)
A yellow skinned young man wearing a white suit, black undershirt, and white tie with spiky blond hair and three whisker-like birthmarks on his face sighed as he stood up from the seat of the airplane. Stretching his back and neck with audible cracks as he disembarked the plane. This was Naruto Uzumaki
"Jeez that flight was long and boring" he groaned as he rotated his shoulder to move his arm around as he walked over to pick up his luggage.
"Let's see not mine, not mine, not mine, that's a dog, ah here we are" Naruto said as he grabbed his black luggage case and headed for the airport exit. "Now then where is this 'Fat Tony' I'm supposed to meet?" He muttered to himself as he looked on a map of Springfield.
"Let's see hmmm…..this maps sucks" he said as he crumpled it up and threw it away before he started to look for a place to ask for directions. After walking for 20 minutes he came across a small cafe and decided he may as well get something to drink while getting directions.
Naruto sat down at an open patio table as he opened his phone to send a text.
"In Springfield. Will let you know how the meeting goes when I get there" He texted
"Don't let that fat ass sweet talk you. Btw Anko and Kurenai are complaining about me not sending them with you." the person texted back
"Tell them when I'm settled I will be calling in Gaara and the others and that they can come too" Naruto texted
"Will do. Good luck son. Kick some ass for me" the person texted
"Will do mom." Naruto texted as he put his phone away.
"Welcome to the Springfield Jazz Cafe. What can I get for you?" A female voice garnered his attention as he looked at the waitress.
The young woman looked to be at least 19 years old, had spiky blonde hair, E cup breasts, a curvy model body, and a plump heart shaped ass
"Wow" Naruto thought as he looked at the teen girl
"Yes I'd like an espresso and some directions" Naruto said
"New in town?" She asked as she wrote down his order
"Yes I am miss…." Naruto inquired hoping to get her name
"Lisa like it says on the nametag" the teen said with a chuckle as she pointed at her nametag
"Nice to meet you my dear. I am Naruto Uzumaki" he greeted with a smile
Lisa chuckled at this "so what brings you to Springfield?" she asked curiously as most tourists avoided this place.
"Business. I'm actually looking for someone in this city" Naruto said
"Who are you looking for?" Lisa asked curiously wondering if she could help
"Guy by the name of Anthony D'amico" Naruto said to the woman.
"Fat Tony?" She questioned with a scowl
"They actually call him that?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Indeed. Whatever your deal is with him. Stay away from him" Lisa warned with a firm tone as she didn't want this nice tourist to get into any trouble
"Simpson! Get your fat ass back to work!" a man inside the coffee shop yelled by the door making Naruto scowl.
"Do you insult all your employees like that?" Naruto asked the man calmly, looking over at him.
"Listen you stupid idiot! I don't care if god himself told me otherwise I'll insult any employee that's not doing their job perfectly! So once again Simpson get your fat bitch ass back in here or you're fired!" The man yelled
Lisa sighed at this "I'll have your coffee soon" she said with a frown as she went back inside
"Deep breaths Naruto. Deep breaths" Naruto told himself trying to calm down. He hated people who abuse others be it verbally, physically, or sexually.
"Aghh!! You stupid blonde bitch! You dropped the hot cup on me!" The man yelled angrily. Naruto, having had enough of this, walked in to see what was happening.
"That's fucking it! You're fired! Unless………" the man smirked wickedly as he looked at Lisa's body
'Oh hell no' Naruto scowled as he approached them
"What do you want, cat boy?" the man mocked seeing Naruto approach
"I'd like to file a complaint. There's too many assholes in this cafe" Naruto said glaring at the man
"Take your complaint and shove-" the man was cut off
Crash!
The man was sent flying after Naruto hit an open palm strike into his solar plexus. Sending him through the counter to the cafe.
"Tsk. My suit's dusty now" Naruto said as he dusted off his white suit with his hand after sending the dude flying.
"You son of a whore! You know who I pay money to?!" The manager yelled angrily
"So you're saying I should kill you?" Naruto asked with a glare
"Fucking try it you whiskered little shit!" The man growled as he got up to rush at Naruto
"Sigh they never learn" Naruto said as he pulled off his suit jacket, tie, and shirt in one motion before handing them to Lisa "would you hold these a moment?" He asked her.
Lisa didn't respond and just held his clothes before watching as Naruto beat the ever loving crap out of her boss. Watching his rippling muscles and the nine tailed fox tattoo on his back in shock as she realized what he was.
Naruto blocked a punch with his left arm before using his right hand to backhand the man in the face. The man stumbled back a bit from this as Naruto used the opportunity to hit a cyclone kick right in the man's face. Sending him through the window of the cafe.
He then turned to Lisa and took his clothes back "sorry about that" he said as he put them back on covering back up his tattoos and muscles.
"You're a yakuza aren't you" she stated rather than asked
Naruto paused at this before he chuckled "you're pretty smart aren't you?"
"Been called that my entire life. So that's why you want to see Fat Tony" she said figuring he was gonna work with the mob boss on something
"I am simply here to negotiate with him. Nothing more." Naruto said after reclothing himself and walking over to the manager "oi you alive?" He asked kicking him in the ribs
The manager groaned at this "You owe her an apology" Naruto said gesturing to Lisa
"F-fuck you" he growled defiantly
Naruto glared at this before he cracked his knuckles as he prepared to strike him
Before Lisa grabbed his hand stopping him
"If you're gonna give me some speech about not wasting my time on him I have a very low tolerance for abusive people so your words will fall on deaf ears" Naruto warned her as he was waiting for her to say some speech about being better than him or not fighting for her sake or any other cliche line. "Besides he has info I need now since he pays protection money." Naruto said
"Look, just don't kill him please." Lisa begged not wanting to see him kill someone
"I don't kill. It's not my style" Naruto said as he knelt before the manager "Where can I find Fat Tony? Answer me and I won't break your legs" Naruto threatened
"He's on go fuck yourself boulevard!" The man growled
Crack! The man howled in pain as Naruto stomped on his left leg. Breaking it instantly.
"Answer me and I don't break the other one" Naruto warned as he grabbed his collar
"Fine! His club is in little Italy. It's called the Legitimate Businessman Social Club" the man groaned in agony
"….for fucks sake" Naruto said as he dropped the man and rolled his eyes finding this name stupid
"You got what you wanted now, leave! And Simpson, your whore ass is fired!" He screamed
"Maybe you'll learn some manners after your concussion" Naruto sighed before kicking him in the face. Knocking him out. "Pathetic" he said before walking over to the register inside the Cafe.
And leaving money. "For the espresso. And for you Lisa. A tip" he said, handing her a hundred dollar bill.
"You're not robbing him?" Lisa questioned
"Nah I won't lower myself to robbing a man like him. It makes me seem like I need his money which I don't" Naruto said
"But you will beat the hell out of him?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow
"What can I say, he insulted you and he made one other mistake" Naruto said as he adjusted his tie and grabbed his luggage cart
"What's that?" Lisa asked curiously
"He pissed me off" Naruto said simply as he left the cafe
Lisa watched him leave and smiled a little "he's not like Fat Tony that's for sure." She mused as she headed home
(later)
Naruto was walking down the street of little Italy and soon he found a stairway that led down to a club door with the sign "Legitimate Businessman Social Club"
"It really is called that" he deadpanned as he walked down the stairway and knocked on the door.
"What's the password?" A man sliding an eye window opened asked
"Kushina Uzumaki says I don't need a fucking password" Naruto said with a glare
The man's eyes went wide as his skin paled before he closed the eye window and opened the door
"Come in sir!" The man said as if he was escorting the devil themself inside the club.
Naruto walked inside dragging his bags behind him
"Shall I take your bags sir?" the man asked wanting to keep Naruto happy
"No thanks." Naruto said simply as he walked inside and approached a table where some more men in suits were playing cards
"Who are you?" a fat italian man asked looking up from his cards at Naruto
"You must be Fat Tony. My mom sent me to meet with you" Naruto said
"And your mother is?" Fat Tony asked with a raised eyebrow
"I believe you know her. Kushina Uzumaki" Naruto said simply as he walked closer to the bar
Fat Tony's eyes widened at this before he jumped to his feet "welcome to my fine establishment Mr Uzumaki. The blood empress did not relay news of your arrival" he said scared out of his damned mind. No criminal fucked with the Uzumaki crime family.
Not even Mr Burns fucked with them. That's how terrifying they were.
"My mom sent me here to scope out the territory for a small business to run. Seeing as it's your turf she wished for no complications to open it." Naruto said as he looked over there liquor bottles
"We would be honored to work with your family" Fat Tony said. Inwardly scowling at potentially giving up some revenue to the Uzumaki family.
"Don't worry we won't leave you with nothing we treat our partners well as long as you meet our standards of course" Naruto said as he poured himself a drink
"Oh if you want our bartender will be here in 15 minutes. He makes a mean Manhattan" one of Tony's men Lou said
"You have a bartender that comes in after 3 pm?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow finding this very odd
"He has shall we say other engagements until 3" another of Tony's men Bud said
The door then opened and what looked like a 10 year old boy with spiky hair walked in grumbling to himself
"Bart my boy what is the matter?" Fat Tony asked the kid
"Freaking Skinner was giving me the third degree today" The now named Bart said
"This is your bartender?" Naruto asked flatly
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" Bart asked as Tony and the other mobsters paled
Naruto looked at Bart at this before he laughed
"I like this kid. Alright I'll bite. Let's see this amazing manhattan. And kid, the name's Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto said as if all the kid was doing was pouring drinks in an illegal operation that's not that terrible by his family's standards.
"You heard him, my boy. Show him what you can do" Fat Tony encouraged Bart now knowing he wasn't gonna get murdered by the Uzumaki.
"You make sure he's protected right? he's just a kid after all" Naruto asked with a hard tone as he looked at Fat Tony
"But of course. We wouldn't want anything to happen to the little guy" Fat Tony said
"One Manhattan man," Bart said, sliding the drink over at Naruto.
Naruto took the drink and looked at it before he took a sip. His eyes widened in surprise. "Kid you have a future as a drink slinger" Naruto said as he pulled out two hundred dollar bills "keep the change" Naruto said as he handed the money to Bart who's eyes widened at the amount
"Woah baby!" Bart said in awe at getting that much money from this guy.
"Well I should- wait did you say your last name was Simpson kid?" Naruto asked curiously
"Thats my name don't wear it out" Bart said with a smile
"Do you have an older sister named Lisa" Naruto asked
"Yeah why? Are you looking to date her or something? Cause I gotta warn you now she's a know it all" Bart said with a chuckle
"Nah I mean not yet at least. No I helped her escape some trouble at her workplace" Naruto said
"Did her boss try something on her again?" Bart asked with a raised eyebrow
"…. Again?" Naruto asked scowling
"Yeah sis has been telling my mom about how that guy keeps making comments about her ass and how he wants to tear it-" Bart was saying before he was cut off
"Ok I get the picture kid" Naruto said not wanting that to continue "say Tony the dude was some guy who pays protection money would you do me a favor and triple his payment? I already sent him through a window but I think he needs some harsh punishment"
"It will be done" Tony said as It just meant more money for him or he killed the guy. Either way a victory for his mob.
"Do you have a place to stay Mr. Uzumaki?" Bud asked
"I'm in the market to find a place" Naruto said with a nod hoping the mob had some information for him
"Hey there's a house across my street that's for sale and from what I hear they can't sell it cause it's nicer than the other houses" Bart said
"Ooh now that's interesting. Tell you what there's another hundred in it for you if you write down the address" Naruto said holding up a bill
"No problemo just watch out for my little sis she has a mean streak if you cross her ask my neighbors" Bart said with a shudder as he wrote on a napkin
"Good to know kid. See you around. And Tony I'll be by some more for the manhattans" Naruto said as he left with his bag
Tony nodded at this before he turned to Bart "now Bart this skinner has been giving you trouble?" he asked wanting to deal with the man that has been giving his bartender trouble
(a few days later with Lisa)
Lisa was walking downstairs for breakfast with her family when she looked out the window to check if the mail came. To her surprise she saw Naruto across the street mowing the lawn of the house across from them completely shirtless.
Lisa shook her head at this before she got the mail and headed back inside for breakfast
"oh Lisa we have a new neighbor" a woman with large, tall blue hair said getting Lisa's attention this was Marge Simpson Lisa mother
"I've met him already. I…. Wasn't expecting him to buy the house across the street." Lisa said as she figured he was just here for a quick deal involving Fat Tony and leaving back to Japan.
"He seems like a nice young man. And you are single" Marge nudged her daughter encouragingly
"Mom I just met him" Lisa said with a roll of her eyes at her mother. While also keeping his whole Yakuza thing to herself. For now. No reason to have her mom freakout.
"Yo Lis I showed your new boyfriend the place across the street" Bart greeted from the kitchen table eating cereal next to an eight year old girl that had hair similar to Lisa wearing a dark Blue shirt, black jeans, and a black Leather Jacket this was Maggie Simpson Lisa and Bart's little sister.
"You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend sis" the eight year old girl smirked at her sister
"I don't Maggie" Lisa sighed
"Damn right she doesn't kids. Cause I'd have to strangle anyone who tries anything on my little girl" a balding overweight man with a stubby beard said this was Homer Simpson Lisa's father
"Homer Lisa is a freshman in college, I think she can date now" Marge sighed at her husband
"Over my Dead Body!" Homer growled
"So we have to wait 10 minutes for a heart attack huh?" Bart snickered as he ate his breakfast
"Watch it boy" Homer growled
"Both of you calm down now or I'm bringing out the tongs" Maggie glared at her father and brother
"Yes dear!" Homer said quickly before he started to eat his breakfast
"Now Lisa tell me how did you meet the new neighbor?" Marge asked curiously as she sat down at the table
"He showed up at the cafe and helped me with my boss" Lisa said not giving anymore details than that
"Oh Man he's the guy who beat up your boss!" Maggie chuckled
"How do you know?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow
Maggie pulled out her phone at this and after a few swipes she showed them a video of Naruto beating up her boss
"Oh my goodness!" Marge said in shock
"Oh man, he's awesome!" Bart chuckled seeing Naruto hit the cyclone kick on Lisa's ex boss.
"So that's how you lost your job at the cafe?" Homer asked unconcerned
"Yeah my boss was being a jerk and Naruto stepped in to defend me" Lisa admitted
"Aw don't worry honey I lose my job every other week" Homer tried to comfort her
"... you still have it now right?" Marge asked concerned
"This week? Yup" Homer said with a nod
"Ok good" Marge sighed in relief
"You're a yakuza aren't you" Lisa's voice said through the video
Lisa froze at this "oh you gotta be kidding me" Lisa muttered as she wasn't expecting that to be heard on video.
"Oh man he's a yakuza? Dad what's a yakuza?" Bart asked confused
"Think the mobsters you work for but from Japan and more efficient" Maggie said keeping it simple for her brother
"You're dating a yakuza?! And you're working for the Mob?!" Marge yelled in shock at her older children
"Oh c'mon mom Dad gets into how much illegal stuff on a daily basis?" Bart rolled his eyes
"Mom I'm not dating a Yakuza now if you excuse me I have class and I need to find another job" Lisa said as she finished her food and got up to leave
"If you want I can get you a job at the plant while I'm still employed" Homer said
"And if not that we could use more help down at the social club" Bart said
"No thanks dad i don't want to go sterile like you, and I can find a job on my own squirt" Lisa said as she tussled Barts hair as she left
"Aw man I just fixed my hair how I like it" Bart groaned as he tried to redo his hair quickly
"Trying to look good for Sherri and Terri bro?" Maggie asked with a smirk
"Oh like you don't have a thing for Nelson" Bart retorted
"Me with that guy? Ha! He's a wuss!!" Maggie yelled with a scoff
"Well considering your only options at the moment are Milhouse or Nelson I say pick your poison sis" Bart smirked
(with Lisa)
Lisa walked out to the garage and got her bike out since it was her only mode of transportation
"You know I could give you a ride right?" Naruto said stopping his mowing seeing Lisa grabbing a bike out of her family's garage
"I don't need a ride. Besides this is cleaner for the environment" she said patting her bike.
Which slipped out of her hands and wheeled into.the road before getting hit by a red 1968 pontiac firebird speeding through the street
"Damn it! Can my life get any worse?!" Lisa yelled in frustration at this
"Oh like no! You did not just scratch up Lil Bandit" the driver of the car walked out
"You trashed my bike first Snake" Lisa said with an annoyed look at the known criminal
"Nah babe you owe me for scratching my ride. But since Bart dude is your bro it'll be cheap" Snake said with a leer at Lisa
"Hey asshole!" Naruto yelled with a scowl as he walked over
"What do you want dude? This like totally doesn't concern you" Snake said looking annoyed at Naruto's presence
"I want you to apologize to her for your insinuation. You have till the count of three" Naruto glared
"Oh come on dude go back inside your fancy house" Snake scoffed dismissively at Naruto
"One" Naruto said with a glare
"You're really counting dude. Is this to show off like how high you can count?" Snake mocked
"Two" Naruto counted as he cracked his hand
"Oh like you're gonna do anything when you hit three dude" Snake mocked
"Three" Naruto said before grabbing Snake's arm and using his other hand to slam him face first into the hood of his car
"Now you can apologize or I can use your car to beat the hell out of you until you do" Naruto growled out
"Ok ok! Just don't scratch up Lil bandit dude" Snake agreed as he didn't want his ride ruined
"And your paying for a new bike too" Naruto said with a scowl as he pulled Snake up and turned him to look at Lisa
"I apologize dudette and will pay for a new bike" Snake said as he took out his wallet
"Well your at least smarter then the last guy he beat up" Lisa said as she took his money
"Was it the coffee shop dude?" Snake asked curiously
"Yup tell your friends" Naruto said with a hard look at Snake
"Hey I'm not complaining you like saved me the trouble when I robbed him while he was out of it" Snake said as he made some quick money robbing the guy.
"... well glad I could help" Naruto said confused. This went to some weird direction he wasn't expecting
"It's cool dude. Can you let go of my arm now?" Snake asked
"Oh sorry" Naruto said as he let Snake go
"Heh you have some moves dude. Let me know if you ever want to rob someone" Snake said as a guy with those skills would totally be useful to rob places besides the kwik e mart
"Just leave Lisa and her family alone and we will see" Naruto said with a firm tone
"Ah leave your lady's family alone huh? OK, I can do that. Catch you later dude" Snake said as he hopped back into his car and drove off
"... what just happened?" Naruto asked bewildered
"Yeah that guy respects strength so I think you made a friend" Lisa said with a chuckle
"Anyways….. you want that ride?" Naruto asked still bewildered
Lisa looked at Naruto at this and could tell he meant no harm "well I need a ride to school" Lisa said
"ok let me get a shirt on and we'll take my motorcycle" Naruto said
"Ugh" Lisa said with a scowl at this information
"What?" Naruto asked curiously with a raised eyebrow
"Those things are worse than cars with pollution" Lisa said with an annoyed tone
"Relax. Mine's An electric Motorcycle" Naruto said as he opened his garage door via remote.
Lisa blinked at this seeing that he Indeed did have a black colored, chopper style electric motorcycle
"Anyways I'll grab a shirt you pick out a helmet you want to use" Naruto said gesturing to a wall of motorcycle helmets as he went inside his new house to get dressed.
Lisa walked into his garage looking at each motorcycle helmet lined up before grabbing a simple orange helmet with a white stripe. Soon after, Naruto came out wearing a black suit this time with a red undershirt as he adjusted his tie and walked over to grab a helmet.
"You wear a tie everywhere?" Lisa asked curiously as she put on her helmet
"Its suits my style" Naruto said simply as approached the wall where he kept his helmets
"So you never relax?" Lisa asked as she got on the passenger seat behind Naruto
"Oh I do. You'd be amazed how to relax while wearing a suit" Naruto said smirking as he kicked a black helmet off the wall and it landed directly on his head
"Impressive I'm assuming you're trained in a martial art?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow at Naruto as he approached her
"Several actually. Jeet Kun Do, Chinese Kenpo, Judo, and Tae Kwon Do" Naruto said as he got onto the motorcycle
Lisa had an impressed look at this no capoerra? she asked curiously
Naruto was silent at this "……I'm still learning it" he said simply
Lisa gained a small smile at this "you can't dance huh?" she asked with a teasing tone
Naruto said nothing at this before he started the motorcycle up and drove Lisa to her college.
Meanwhile Bart, Maggie, and Homer watched as Naruto drove Lisa on his electric motorcycle
"Huh sis usually doesn't take rides from guys…..I smell blackmail" Maggie said with a smirk
"... kids get in the car" Homer said seriously
"We gonna spy on them Homer?" Bart asked with a smile
"Damn right you've got time before school" Homer said as they got into the car
"What about your job?" Maggie asked curiously
"I've Got 30 mins till 8 am" Homer said
"Your shift is in 5 mins" Maggie deadpanned
"Doh!" Homer yelled as he slammed his head into the car horn making it beep
(later)
After dropping off Lisa, Naruto was riding around Springfield, seeing the sights of the city in order to get a good layout. As well as to find a place to start up his business for his family.
"Any abandoned buildings that'd work" he muttered as he drove around before passing by the Springfield Elementary public school. He saw a red haired bearded man raking leaves in the front yard and thought he could maybe get some friendly directions or info.
Naruto parked his motorcycle before approaching him.
"Excuse me sir, do you have any information about this city such as directions? I just moved here" Naruto asked politely
"Aye. I can tell you how to go straight to hell you scrawny puke!" The man yelled angrily at Naruto for interrupting his job.
"Hey I just needed directions there's no need to be hostile" Naruto said
"Ach! you interrupted me job you whiskered lily livered pretty boy!" The man yelled throwing down his rake
"Oh you wanna go, you pissant?!" Naruto yelled
"You think you can take on a drunk Scotsman you croquet playing mint muncher?" The man yelled
"I know I can beat your sorry ass down you ginger shitbag!" Naruto yelled glaring at him walking forward
"Willie hasn't lost a fight yet and I don't intend to now! Especially to a Japanese puke!" The man yelled as he ripped his shirt off revealing his incredible muscles
"Wouldn't be the first Scotsman who's ass I've kicked. Bring it on, you bagpipe playing pansy!" Naruto yelled ripping off his own shirt
"You speak like a poet and probably punch like one too!" Willie yelled as him and Naruto started throwing punches at each other. Each one hitting the other in the face. Over and over again.
Naruto sent a left punch at Willie's nose, breaking it and making it look crooked. "Had enough?" Naruto mocked before seeing Willie grab his nose and twist it back into place without any issue
"Ach! You punch good for a scrawny puke!" Willie said
"You too and you have some good insults" Naruto said with a chuckle as this guy was actually growing on him
"Well thank you lad. Say you said you were looking for directions aye?" Willie said
"Indeed I am named Naruto. You said your name was Willie right?" Naruto asked
"Aye lad your the first person since Shamus to take one of me punches since I came to Springfield." Willie said chuckling
"Well my mom didn't raise no punks" Naruto said with a chuckle of his own
"I can tell lad. For giving me a good fight I'll give you your directions" Willie said
"Willie, you better not be fighting again, we don't need the lawsuit while Principal Skinner is missing!" a woman yelled as she ran out to them. She had medium length light brown hair, DD cup breasts, a toned body, and a plump ass wearing a dark green skirt, light green shirt, and a like green jacket with green shoes.
"Ach mind ye own business lass! Willie finally has a worthy opponent fer once!" Willie yelled
"It's fine miss me and my friend Willie here were just chatting" Naruto said with a chuckle as he made his presence known to the woman
"Oh hubba hubba! And you are?" She asked seeing that he was shirtless and shamelessly eyeing him
"Names Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto said introducing himself to the woman
"Names Edna Krabable handsome" Edna said with a flirty wink at Naruto
"As in Kushina Uzumaki!" Willie asked in shock
"That's my mom" Naruto said with a nod at the Scotsman
"Ach! Don't kill me! I didn't know that boat was hers!" Willie said cowering
"Relax Willie I'm not here to- wait what boat?" Naruto asked confused
"Your ma once came to Scotland when I was playing golf. One of me balls hit her boat's window and shattered it. She shoved me head into a golf hole after ripping off me pants and shoving a hot sauce putter up me arse" Willie said terrified
"Huh she usually doesn't hold back on incidents like that" Naruto mused out loud
"That was her holding back?!" Edna and Willie asked horrified
"Yup must have saw potential in you, you want a job?" Naruto asked Willie with a smile
"Oh saints be praised, I can finally leave this dead end job!" Willie said as he handed Edna his rake "what's the Job?" Willie asked Immediately after having just quit without thinking
"I'm gonna be opening a business in town and I need some security when it's open" Naruto said simply
"Then you got yerself a guard lad" Willie said happily.
"So we're down a janitor and a principal now?" Edna asked holding the rake
"What happened to the principal?" Naruto asked curiously
"Some of Fat Tony's men came by the other day to speak with him. He hasn't been seen since and they think he was murdered by Fat Tony for Bart Simpson" Edna said
Naruto paused at this "... what?" Naruto asked with a surprised tone as this was the first he was hearing it.
"Aye it's all in this paper right here" Willie said as he handed Naruto a newspaper. And it detailing the trial later today with Fat Tony.
Naruto read the paper and scowled at what he read "ok I gotta go I'll be in touch Willie"
"Call me!" Edna yelled after Naruto "sigh they always run before I can get their number" she sighed seeing as he was already running back to his bike.
Naruto paused at this as he turned to look at Edna and checked her out. He smirked as he pulled out a card with his number on it and threw it like a shuriken. Embedding into the sidewalk in front of her. As he put back on his suit
Edna instantly grabbed the card and looked at it and smiled seeing it was Naruto's number "all the digits!" she exclaimed happily as if not getting used to being given an actual phone number
Naruto paused at this wondering how men were that blind with her before jumping on his motorcycle and heading towards the Legitimate Businessman Social Club.
(Legitimate Businessman Social Club)
As Naruto parked his motorcycle he saw that the police were parked outside of the club and were taping off the area
"What the hell?" Naruto asked as he stepped off the motorcycle
"Sorry citizen this club is closed off pending trial" a fat male cop with blue hair said
"So what I read is true and Skinner is missing?" Naruto asked curiously
"Yup he's dead" the cop said with a nod at Naruto
"Did you find a body?" Naruto asked hoping that this wasn't really a case of murder
"No but we searched Skinner's house and couldn't find him and he's been missing for a while" the cop said
"You declared him dead after a few days?" Naruto asked with a flat tone as that was ridiculous to him
"No no. More like a day. Two tops" the fat cop said "Say you wouldn't happen to know anything would ya? Cause boy That'd really help us out" the cop said with a sigh
"not really but who are you? For future reference since I'm new in town" Naruto asked
"Police chief Wiggum at your service" the man said before he ate a donut
Naruto raised a eyebrow at this 'no wonder Tony has free reign of the city' he thought as if this guy led the police then they were incompetent as hell.
"Well if you fancy seeing the trial it's at the courthouse downtown. Just don't do anything yo make us come after you" Wiggum said as he finished his donut. And then ate another.
Naruto just nodded as he got on his motorcycle and headed to the courthouse to see what the hell kind of shitshow was happening.
(Springfield Courthouse)
Naruto walked into the courtroom and silently sat down as Fat Tony was brought to the stand, he noticed that Lisa and her family was here sitting nearby
"Now Anthony 'Fat Tony' D'Amico. You have been charged with the murder of Principal Seymour Skinner, running the Sprigfield Mafia in over 90 different criminal acts, and stealing the lunch of the judge himself. How do you plead?" A lawyer asked
"Not guilty I am just a legitimate business man who goes to the club on occasion" Fat Tony said eating a sandwich that was most Likely the judge's of this very trial.
"If you're not the leader of the mob then who is?" The Lawyer asked
"Why Bart Simpson of course" Fat Tony said as if talking about the weather after he finished the sandwich
Naruto scowled hard at this 'so he's gonna throw an innocent kid under the bus?!" Naruto growled inwardly as he looked at Everyone glaring at Bart Simpson in the defendant's table as if he really was the leader of the Springfield Mob.
As Bart was panicking now at being set up by Tony, Naruto's rage grew as Tony and his men blamed Bart for all the crimes they committed.
(After the trial)
Naruto decided he was gonna find Skinner himself since the police were inept and he wasn't about to let Bart get sentenced for murder tomorrow. So he drove to Skinner's house.
Naruto parked his motorcycle and knocked on the door. The door was opened by an old woman.
"If you mob bastards are here to kill me too you'll have a hell of a fight!" An old woman said brandishing a gun
"Ma'am I'm here to search for your son not hurt you" Naruto held his hands up.
"How do I know you're not working for that Simpson boy heading the mob?" She questioned
"Miss I don't work for a kid. I have self respect. Plus I think he was framed. I just want to see if you have a key to the school so I can look for evidence there.
"My Seymor kept the key in the garage but it's a mess and I haven't been in there since he disappeared" The old woman said with a frown
"... could you open it please, miss?" Naruto said urgently as if he had an inkling of where Skinner last was
"Call me Agnes young man and sure" Agnes said as she clicked a remote button and opened the garage door. And seeing stacks and stacks of newspapers everywhere.
And a tipped over pile of said newspapers was squirming
"Is that you Skinner?" Naruto asked as he entered the garage
"Yes! Now get me out!" His voice shouted
Naruto rushed in and started moving pile after pile of newspaper off the principal before firemen carried him out of the garage.
"How long was I in there? It felt like weeks" Seymour Skinner asked groggily
"It was two. Three days tops" Naruto said to the principal
"They said that Simpson boy had you killed Seymour" agnes said as she hugged her son before getting off of him "jeez you stink" she said letting him fall back to the floor
"Yes mother. They thought Bart Simpson killed me?" Skinner asked Naruto "who are you anyway?
"I'm a friend of his family now let's get you to the police before they convict Bart tomorrow" Naruto said as he gestured to his motorcycle
"No son of mine will ride on one of those deathtraps!" Agnes exclaimed
"... I'll call a cab" Naruto said as he took out his phone as he was not about to fight the old mother on this one
"Good!" Agnes said as she went back inside
"I can't believe they thought Simpson had me killed. Did they even look for me?" Skinner asked
"No. Apparently a city filled with cops and a new citizen actually looked for you" Naruto deadpanned
"Ugh my tax dollars at work. Anyways you saved my life. I thought I was gonna have to eat those newspapers to survive" Skinner said grateful for the help
"I'll get you something to eat after we stop this idiotic trial" Naruto said with a nod at the man as he couldn't imagine having to eat newspapers
(the courthouse)
" we the Jury find Bart simpson-" the jury foreman was saying before he was cut off
Naruto had kicked open the door to the courtroom. One door sailed across the room and hitting A mustached man in a green sweater in a seat while the other hit into the jury stands.
"Stop the trial! I'm alive!" Skinner yelled as he ran inside
"Sorry about the door. We went to the police but they didn't believe he was actually Skinner" Naruto said as he strolled in adjusting his tie and dusting his suit off with his hand.
"What is the meaning of this interruption?" The judge demanded
"I just said why judge. I'm alive" Skinner said as he walked forward
"Oh right sorry. Deaf in one ear due to years of metal music" the judge said in apology
"Neither Bart Simpson nor Fat Tony had me killed. After my meeting with them I went home to sort through my old newspaper stacks but became trapped under them. I called for help from the garage but no one answered me until he came and helped me" Skinner said pointing to Naruto
"Hmmm this case is dismissed" the judge said as he banged his gavel and walked off.
Bart breathed a sigh of relief as he wasn't gonna be convicted of a crime now that he never committed.
"Well Bart it seems we are all saved now by your principal. I expect to see you tomorrow after school at the club" Fat Tony said with a smile at Bart
"Get Bent" Bart said with a scowl as he wasn't working for the guy who set him up.
"I do not think you realize what will happen if you do not continue working Bart" Fat Tony said vaguely threateningly
"Yeah I'm gonna stop you right there Fat boy me and you have a problem" Naruto said with a scowl as he blocked Tony's path to Bart
"Mr Uzumaki? What is this problem You speak of as I'm sure we can correct it" Fat Tony said terrified of pissing off Naruto
"Sorry but my mom's organization doesn't stand for framing kids for crimes. You just ruined our alliance the second you threw Bart to the wolves. Him and the Simpson's are not only now under protection from the Uzumaki but you and your 'legitimate business' are hereby considered enemies to the Uzumaki" Naruto said seriously to Fat Tony.
Fat Tony paled at this as he realized that he just destroyed any chance he had of being business partners with the Uzumaki crime family. While he wasn't happy being partners to be fair he preferred being allied rather than against.
And now he was against them. Lord have mercy. For the Uzumaki would have none.
"Come on kid let's get you to your parents" Naruto said as he led Bart past Tony sending a vicious smirk filled with blood lust at the mafia don.
"Smell ya later boss" Bart said as he followed Naruto past Tony to his family. All while Tony was trying to think of a way out of this situation.
Naruto led Bart out of the courtroom and he spotted Lisa and her family walking up to Bart
"Oh my special little guy! You're ok!" Marge said as she tackled Bart into a hug and started kissing his face over and over again.
"Mom your embarrassing me in front of a yakuza!" Bart groaned
"Why did you help my brother anyway?" Lisa asked curiously as she thought he was working with Fat Tony.
"My organization doesn't like getting kids involved with this level of stuff. Bartending illegally is one thing but murder or being framed for murder? No chance. It's dishonorable" Naruto said seriously to her
"That and your sweet on my sister" Bart said with a snicker
"..." Naruto said nothing in response to that while Lisa blushed hot red in embarrassment.
Marge turned to Naruto "I don't like mobsters but thank you for what you did to save my son" She said grateful
"No problem miss, I was happy to do it. And don't worry about reprisal from the mob. You're all under my organization's protection now. No payment or anything needed" Naruto said with a nod at the family before he started to walk away and let them have their moment together.
"Hey, can he come over for dinner?" Maggie suggested before Naruto got too far away from them "he did save Bart after all" Maggie said
Lisa looked at Maggie with wide eyes and a blush on her face
"That's a wonderful idea honey" Marge said with a nod and a smile. She was still a little wary of Naruto but he did save her baby boy and had some morals. He deserved some kindness that way.
"I don't want to impose" Naruto said turning around
"Nonsense you can come. Otherwise Homey will eat all the extra pork chops" Marge said with a smile at her husband
"Doh!" Homer exclaimed as he realized he would have to share Pork Chops with someone but a glare from Marge and Maggie stopped his complaints.
"Alright. If it's fine with you all I'll come. I just need to make a phone call first" Naruto said
Naruto walked away from the family and pulled out his phone and hit the speed dial
"Hello son. How's Springfield?" A female voice belonging to Kushina Uzumaki asked
"I need you to send my team. We're gonna take over Fat boys territory." Naruto said with a firm tone
"Ooh finally getting your own territory now. They grow up so fast. I'm so proud of my little prince" Kushina said teasingly
"Make sure I have full support too. I want to make sure Fat boy feels true fear when I'm through.
"Oh you're mad what he do?" Kushina asked with an audible smirk
"He tried to Frame a 10 year old for all his crimes" Naruto said with a growl
"……..no really what he do?" Kushina asked disbelievingly
"I'm serious." Naruto said firmly to show he's not kidding
"….Anko get your torture tools! You have a fish to gut! Bring Kurenai and Gaara too" Kushina bellowed through the phone
"I need the others too mom" Naruto said firmly
"Oh you'll get them, I just gotta send them in stages. Can't be too suspicious After all." Kushina
"Can't be suspicious when the cops are retarded but fine" Naruto agreed
"Ha! That's my boy now for the important question…..have you met a girl yet?" Kushina asked with a audible smile
"And I'm hanging up" Naruto said as he went to hang up
"No wait! I need to know for Kurenai! She asked for a marriage contract!" Kushina bellowed as Naruto hung up
Naruto rolled his eyes as he put his phone away and approached the Simpson family "I'm ready when you all are" He said
"Wonderful follow us home and Lisa you can ride with him" Marge said with a smile at her daughter
Lisa blushed hot red yet again as she just went over to Naruto's motorcycle and waited for him. Naruto chuckled as he went towards his motorcycle. Enjoying this family's banter.
hey everyone Kfbanime87 here
I have a few notes for this fic
for this me and my co author Thanatos125 decided to have Lisa be a freshman in college and have Maggie be 8 years old
Bart is 10 like in Canon
though unlike Canon the kids will actually age as the story progresses. Simply because keeping Bart 10 forever gets old quick with how much crap happens in springfield
also this story is more like our family guy Futurama helluva boss fics
Humor, madness and big booty bitches! Expect Naruto bitches to appear as well as simpsons.
No we are not gonna break up Marge and Homer.
Key reason being Homer is a lovable moron unlike Peter Griffin and Stan Smith.
but don't worry we still have plenty of options for different Simpsons females.
hope you enjoyed this first chapter and look forward to more
stay safe out there people
