Maria Hill's voicemail, after the fall of SHIELD. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to hire her, and her mother, no wonder she's not checking her messages. "Ms. Hill, you just called to book a funeral with us, and we wanted to confirm that there is, in fact, no body for the funeral." Post-TWS and Agents of SHIELD. Now with a sequel!
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Maria Hill, Pepper P. - Complete