Chapter TWENTY-SIX "Going to school with my Fiance and 3 girlfriends, Part 2"
Raynare is stunned, thinking of the worst possible scenarios in her racing mind. Issei, who is only feet from Raynare then walks slowly toward the angel, still with his point at her head. Then, Raynare feels the tip of Issei's index finger, on her nose, pushing ever so lightly. "Bonk." Those were the only words to leave the imposing figure's mouth.
Raynare then looks puzzled, while slowly raising her arms to her head, just in case, just to show that she was no threat, just like Azazel did that one time. Issei still looks emotionless but his lips start to grow a very subtle half smile. Seeing some life returning to those dead looking eyes, Issei then speaks up, "I owed you, for a long time now, consider yourself punked, Raynare". Issei then lowers his arm back to his side, while turning his head, looking at everyone else.
Slightly grinning, he just waited for a response to his joke. Tsubaki just glares a bit. Sona looks peeved at first, until she sees the shocked look on Raynare's face, then Sona starts to grin. Finally, someone got the joke, as Kalawarner busts out laughing like a mad-woman. Walking to Issei's side, laughing the entire time, the angel then rests her arm on Issei's shoulder. "Momma Kala is proud of her sassy boy! Good job! You put that mean know-it-all in her place!", Kalawarner declares. She then puts Issei into a headlock. Under normal circumstances, this would suck, but that angel has some tig ole bittie thus Issei did not mind in the slightest.
Scene (Kuoh Academy)
We see the gang headed toward the gates of the highschool. Issei is walking along with all four girls, everyone wearing the Kuoh Academy uniforms. Kala and "Yuma" are transformed into the bodies of teenagers, while Sona is explaining the school rules in detail to the new "students", Kala interrupts, "yeah, so this blouse is too small, my tits are gonna die of strangulation!"
Issei is blushing at the very loud comment as eyes can be seen, looking in his direction. "Dude, erm, lady, Kala, don't talk about that kind stuff at school. It's going to gather unwanted attention. Well, this whole situation as it stands, is going to gather plenty of unwanted attention on its own." Issei sighs, while placing both arms behind his head, (like anime characters do for some reason), "can't be helped I suppose".
Raynare then grins, "I wouldn't worry little human, I got your back, so just take it easy, we got this." Issei looks back at Raynare, "actually, thanks, that actually calms me down a bit, sorry for the prank earlier". Raynare's grin remains, "Oh' don't you worry my disobedient little slave, we will nip that in the bud when we get back home tonight". Issei shudders.
Sona, ignoring the last comment, remembers what day it is, then smiles. Adjusting her glasses, "Issei, darling, hunny. It's Friday, which means I need my hubby at my side while I host detention after school." Issei now feels hands on his shoulders, looking up, Tsubaki, looking down, grinning with her eyes closed. Issei, now screaming inside of his head, "fuck me! Pain at the end of the day, then pain again, in the evening. Is it possible that Raynare did really kill me, that first night and this, this is hell?"
Scene (home-room)
"And class, before we get started, we need to welcome two new exchange students", Miss Aku announces. Issei always had a bit of a crush on Miss Aku while most of the male population did as well, except it wasn't just a "bit". Tall, full figured, long black hair with black eyes behind black rimmed glasses, wearing a short black skirt with a matching business top. She always had a matching trench-coat accessory that always hung on the back of her chair. She was a very kind teacher, not a mean bone in her body. To say that home-room was the calmest class in all of Kuoh would be an understatement. "Alright girls, please introduce yourselves and then we will get you both seated, is that alright?", Miss Aku asks. Both said highschool girls walk into the classroom, then they both bow. "Hello everyone, my name is Yuma and I am Issei's girlfriend and I live with him." Raynare then just grins.
While the entire class is heaving at the news, Kalawarner decides to once again, add fuel to the fire. She does not bow and simply leans against the white board, "yeah, name is Kala, and that over there". Kalawarner points to hyperventilating Issei. "Yeah thats mine, well mine and hers, touch him and die". Kala starts to crack her knuckles, totally in the moment, "I feel like one of them yakuza family bosses right now, this is fucking sweet." Kala then stands up straight, putting her hands in her pockets. "Yo teach, is that enough, or should we tell our lives story?" Miss Aku looks like every other person in the room, however she seems to be the first to recover.
Looking back at both students, the teacher then smiles, adjusting her glasses. "Well, I am sure Issei is very lucky to have such powerful girls keeping an eye on him, it's really about time." Miss Aku then points at Issei. "Girls, go sit next to your "prospect"? Wait, am I saying that right? Oh my! Arda Arda." These words from the teacher created even more hypertension throughout the classroom. As Kalawarner and Raynare start to walk toward Issei's desk.
Gonna break the 4th wall here for a sec, so I ask you, where do you think Issei's desk is located, considering the dimensions of the stereotypical Japanese classroom? I bet you weren't thinking that I was going to have him sitting near the window did you? Well, he is sitting near the window, so ha!
Anyway, as Kala and Yuma sit down, next to their prize, Raynare then ruffles Issei's head. "Relax, it's fine, remember who's got your back?" Issei's annoyance seems to dissipate a bit after those words and physical contact from the sassy angel.
