Rick's Short Misadventure

By: Liber-T.E.A

One day, GLaDOS gets bored. A bad idea then ensues.

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6962827

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2. GLaDOS' Short Misadventure

Well, I had only planned on making the last chapter a oneshot, but I forgot to put "Complete" on there. However, I will do another chapter because of all the reviews, but it's gonna be short. Sorry.

Thanks to all my reviewers! This is for you!

I don't own Portal.


Several hours later, GLaDOS had a design for her "testing" body. It was modeled off of P-Body's body, but it had some differences. Where P-Body's eye was, a Core much like the one on her "potato body" was fashioned. It was also slightly more armored on her shoulders, hips, and knees.

Once the body was built, she created a backup of her mind, and she "moved" into the new body. It was a weird change for her, but at least it didn't suck like being put into a potato.

After that, she gave herself a portal gun, and she dropped herself into a random testing chamber. It was pretty simple to start, just a high ledge with a Weighted Storage Cube, and a large red button below it. She fired up a portal to get the Cube, and she placed it on the button.

It was TOO simple. She didn't get any satisfaction out of it, so she decided to do a harder puzzle.

She soon regretted it. She picked at random from her "Advanced Chambers", and she got one with every bad obstacle possible, plus a few that she forgot that she designed.

It was then that she learned an important lesson: Getting blown up HURTS. If she had been any other person, she would have summoned ATLAS and P-Body immediately to apologize for being a sadist. However, this was GLaDOS we're talking about. She just made a mental note: Blowing up robots is bad...unless it's somebody else. Then it's O.K.

It took a little while, but she eventually completed that Test Chamber. Poorly, but passable.

The next thing she did was go back to her "lair" and put herself back. She might break out the body again someday, but not to do testing. Maybe she would explore the surface someday.

Relaxing in her old body, GLaDOS then recreated ATLAS and P-Body in the very Test Chamber that she had problems with. She wanted to see "experts" do it. However, they beat it in a quarter of the time it took her, and they were rewarded by getting blown up. GLaDOS was a very jealous robot.


There you go. It's pretty crappy, but whatever.

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