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AN: This was inspired by a comment that SniperAnon left on A Convoluted Fate on AO3. It was a request for that story as a chapter on A Convoluted Fate, but I felt that it didn't really fit there.

AN2: Special thanks to Lila (not Rossi) and River ey/em/eir on the Miraculous Fanworks Discord

Life was good, nineteen year old Lila Rossi thought to herself as she started to dress herself. Yes, it was unfortunate that she had been exposed to the world as a liar and yes, her 'friends' didn't want to know her and her family weren't talking to her, but now she had a handsome rich boyfriend who was fantastic in bed and showered her with all the love and attention she wanted. Marinette could have that pretty boy Adrien Agreste. Lila still came out on top. He wasn't that interesting anyway. Not since Gabriel Agreste had been caught and revealed to the world as Hawkmoth.

She was much better off out here, where she could disappear and move on anyway. Nothing to tie her down if something better came along.

She looked over at her boyfriend Jack. He was tall, dark and handsome, with his short black hair styled perfectly and polished facial features. He was also getting dressed. She smiled at him.

"So," she said in a conversational tone. "Where are you taking me? You said that it was somewhere special."

"It is," he said with a grin. "It's an exclusive restaurant. A place so exclusive that only the most elite can come in." His grin widened and his eyes glittered. "An elite that I'm sure you're dying to meet."

"I am," she said with a smile, ignoring the gleam in his eye that suggested a joke she wasn't in on. She looked down at her skimpy dress with plunging neckline. "Do you think that this is going to be okay?"

"I think that it's going to be perfect," he said with a slight lick of his lips, clearly enjoying the amount of skin that she had on display. She smirked.

"Maybe you can enjoy taking it off later?" she said with a suggestive look on her face. He grinned back.

"I most certainly will," he said, licking his lips in eager anticipation, looking at her with unconcealed desire. She giggled. He extended his arm towards her. She took it and the two of them walked to his car. He was perfect. Not too restrained that he wasn't any fun, but not a slavering beast who couldn't behave either. She had nothing to fear with him.

They stepped into his car, a nice blue custom made Mercedes and Lila smiled once more as she was reminded once more of just how rich her boyfriend was. It was worth easily half a million dollars and yet he drove one almost casually. This was the life she so richly deserved and she knew it and so did he.

"So, where's this special place you're taking me to?" she asked and Jack smiled at her once more with his incredibly sexy smile. If he hadn't been driving, she would have kissed him. And maybe a bit further, she thought to herself.

It wasn't like he would object to fucking her some more really, would he?

In what seemed like no time at all, they pulled up to a nice country hotel and he helped her out of the car. There were various other cars already parked there, all expensive, valuable vehicles that oozed power and wealth. Lila smiled to herself. If there was proof that she had finally made it, this was it. Clearly, only the best, the wealthiest, the top of the pile belonged here. Jake handed his keys to a member of staff and the two of them walked into the building.

"Lila, I want to introduce you to some very important people." He smiled at her. "Very wealthy, important people who I think will be very important to your future. Trust me, it is worth it."

"Of course," she said with a smile. Winning people over? It would be childs play! The two of them walked into the lobby and Jake whispered something to a smartly dressed waiter. The man nodded.

"This way. The room is readily available. Ring the bell when madam needs to be escorted to her massage afterwards," he said and Lila raised a puzzled eyebrow. Jake leaned over and kissed her.

"A little surprise," he said with a smile. "A little erotic massage. You deserve nothing but the best after all."

Lila smiled. He knew her worth. And soon, these people would as well. They stepped through the door.

The couple on the other side of the door were an unusual match. The woman was tall, with long, bouncy dark black hair and a nice, curvy figure. She oozed pure sex appeal without even trying. (Although the plunging neckline of her dress certainly emphasised her features, Lila thought to herself.)

The man beside her was slightly chubby, with long dark hair and a thin face. He looked like he would belonged in an office, but his suit was expensive. The kind that marked him out as extremely rich.

"Hello there. You must be Jake's girlfriend Lila!" the woman said cheerfully as she extended her hand. "I am Angelica Becker and this is my husband Eric."

Lila smiled as she shook hands with Angelina Becker and Eric, suppressing her excitement at meeting such famous people. Angelina Becker was one of the most famous models in the world and her husband was equally well known as the owner of the social media giant Witter.

"Delighted to meet you," Eric said as he hungrily looked at her, before licking his lips slightly. Lila smiled. If she played her cards right, she would be in a prime position to make herself Eric's next wife. Or at least his mistress. She glanced sideways at her boyfriend Jake. He was amazing, but a girl had to take the most of the opportunities that came her way, right?

Angelina didn't seem to notice the way her husband was looking at Lila either, or at the very least didn't appear to care. Interesting. Lila mentally filed it away as something to think about. Either she knew about her husband's actions (and affairs? Lila wondered to herself) and turned a blind eye to it, or she was simply oblivious. Either way, it was worth noting. (Could it be that they were in an open relationship? She hadn't seen anything about that in the news, but perhaps they kept it quiet?)

In any case, it was yet another sign that she was going up in the world.

"You must join us for dinner my dear," Angelina said with a smile on her face. "We'd love to get to know you more intimately."

"I look forward to it!" Lila said enthusiastically.

"Excellent," Eric said with a smirk. "No doubt, you're dying to get on with it." He leaned forward. "I assure you, you won't regret it. Their special meat dish here is what helps keep my wife looking as sexy as ever."

"Lila, this is Senator Brown and his wife." Jake leaned over and whispered in her ear as another couple approached them. "He's the Senator for this state and very wealthy."

Lila smiled. This day was getting better and better. A State Senator was an excellent connection to make. If only her former classmates could see her now! She inwardly smirked. If only that loser Marinette Dupain-Cheng could see her now. And to think that she had wasted all that time with Adrien Agreste!

No, she had far better connections now. Marinette was sure to be green with envy when she found out.

"Hello Senator Brown. Hello Mrs Brown," Jake said, extending his hand. The Senator was a tall, slightly chubby man in his forties at least and she could feel his eyes devouring her. His wife was, to her surprise, little better. A fat, pig like woman with small beady eyes who was looking at her like she was a finely prepared meal.

She suppressed a shudder. There was something very creepy about the senator and his wife. Like something out of a horror film really. She put a smile on her face and extended her hand.

"It's so nice to meet the two of you!" she said with excitement she didn't feel. The Senator and his wife booth shook her hand. "I'm Lila Rossi."

"It's a pleasure to meet such an outstanding young lady like yourself," Mrs Brown said with a smile crossing her piggish face. "Truly we are honoured by your presence with us today." She nodded towards Jake. "The way he talks about you, it's clear that you're someone special."

"Thank you, that's so sweet of you to say!" Lila gushed and Senator Brown nodded.

"I pride myself on seeing the potential in people. And I think you have great potential." he said and Lila preened slightly under the attention." He looked at Jake. "You've chosen a fine partner here." He nodded to Lila. "I look forward to seeing more of you."

"I look forward to it!" Lila said excitedly. Jake gave her a gentle tap on the arm.

"It's time for your massage now," he said with a smile. "Trust me, it's not something you want to miss."

"Really?" she asked, raising one eyebrow and Jake nodded with a smile.

"Really," he said with a slight nod. "It's a truly special massage with the perfect finish. The best feeling after great sex."

"Really?" she asked and Jake grinned slightly wolfishly at her.

"Oh yes." He paused and leaned over to her ear. "I might even be tempted to join you when you're finished."

Lila shivered with anticipation and grinned.

"I look forward to it," she said with a smile and Jake smiled.

"So do I," he said. "So do I."

She walked into the changing room and noted that it was surprisingly sterile and plain for such a wealthy place. This was supposed to cater to the rich and famous and powerful. And yet, the changing room looked like nothing more than a changing room for an ordinary public swimming pool.

There were hangers for her dress and she quickly stripped off. The dress was meant to come off easily anyway. Her underwear soon followed and she walked into the massage room and she resisted the urge to shake her head. If the changing room was cold, this room was positively barren. A room of steel with a simple massage bed placed in the middle. It looked more like a slaughterhouse than a massage room for the rich and powerful.

"This had better be one hell of a massage," Lila muttered to herself.

"Are you here for the massage?" a bulky, muscular woman with short brown hair asked and Lila resisted the urge to scowl.

"Why yes. It's nice to meet you. Are you the masseur?" she asked and the woman nodded.

"Yes. I'm here to deliver your massage," she said, a slight smile playing on her lips. "It's a truly unique experience, I assure you."

"I'm sure you're going to do an excellent job!" Lila gushed and the woman smiled.

"I've never had any complaints," she said, before gesturing to the bed. "Now, would you mind laying on your front please, so I can start the massage?"

"Of course, of course," Lila said as she pulled herself onto the massage bed and laid on her front. "So what makes this massage so unique?" she asked and the woman shook her head.

"Trade secret," the woman said with a hint of amusement. "Besides, it's much better that you don't know what's coming."

Lila raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. No doubt, there was probably money to be made from this secret and she was intrigued. It might be worth noting for future reference if nothing else. A little something for the bedroom with Jake later perhaps.

The woman started to work and Lila could feel her body going limp. It was a pretty good massage. Nothing unique, but delivered in such a way that she really enjoyed it.

She hoped that wasn't the secret though. A nice powerful massage from a nice strong woman, but nothing that would count as a trade secret.

A slight twinge of unease crept into her stomach, but she dismissed it. What did she have to worry about? She was a customer and it would hardly be good business to do something undesirable to the customer.

The masseur continued, moving down to Lila's legs, kneading into her leg muscles and relaxing her further. At this rate, Lila would be lucky to be able to walk after this.

Not that she was complaining. Jake was right, this was one hell of a massage. It was enough to make her forget about the surroundings even. No wonder they didn't waste time worrying about the decor in here if the massage was this good.

She barely noticed the masseur gently turning her over so her front was now exposed. Suddenly her front was being massaged. Her breasts, her stomach and even her arms were now receiving the special treatment at the hands of the masseur. It was both incredibly arousing and relaxing at the same time. She could feel the masseur getting her into a state of sheer bliss. No wonder Jake said that it was almost as good as sex. (Better in some cases. There were more than a few cases where a man had failed to entertain her. Not Jake, but the one before him was…just plain terrible.)

It was with some regret that she could see the masseur reach the end of her massage, but she was so relaxed that it didn't seem to matter. The woman walked over to a table and grabbed something.

"That was…exquisite," Lila said as she lay there blissfully and the woman smiled at her.

"Yes, but the best is about to come," she said and Lila raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" she asked and the woman nodded.

"Oh yes," the woman said as she walked back to the table, hands behind her back. "This part is definitely the best in my opinion. You see…this isn't actually a massage."

"It isn't?" Lila asked puzzled and the woman nodded. "Then what is it?"

"Meat preparation," the woman said with a triumphant grin and before Lila could do anything more than briefly scream, the woman brought a meat cleaver down into Lila's throat and she died.

"Fresh meat!" the woman called as she opened the door and shoved the massage bed into a busy kitchen.

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Around a dining table, Senator Brown and his wife sat on one side and on the other sat Angelica Becker and her husband Eric. The table was set, with napkins and cutlery all set out.

A waitress came to their table, carrying four plates of what looked like steak with potatoes and carrots. Angelica looked down at her plate and smiled.

"Excellent, Lila has joined us," she said, looking down at her steak.

"Excellent taste as well," said Senator Brown as he took his first bite. "Truly this girl was delicious. I must commend Jake for finding only the best livestock."

"Try not to talk with your mouth full dear," his wife said as she speared a slice of her Lila steak, before putting it in her mouth.

"I do so enjoy meeting our meat," Angelica said before Senator Brown could retort. "It gives the meal a special je ne sais quoi wouldn't you say?"

"It does that. Especially when it's from a pretty girl like Lila," he said as they continued to eat. "I would have loved to see the look on her face when she realised that she was about to die. That moment of pure realisation..." He paused and kissed his fingers. "Pure perfection. But then again, that would probably have spoiled the surprise."

"You should ask Jake to put in some concealed cameras for next time," Eric said as he continued to eat and everyone nodded.