I don't normally do this kind of thing, since I try and avoid conflict but I just feel like it today. I'm not sure what part of "reviews are heavily moderated" is so hard for you people to grasp, and maybe this will actually make it clear to people that, while your reviews aren't going up, I am still seeing them, and I'll still getting a hell of a kick out of how childish some of you lot are. I'll keep these anonymous, even if a guest left a name with them (note: not all reviews I've gotten will here, this is just examples).
I'm gonna separate these into three categories: death threats, unoriginal insults, and just plain dumb comments
First, let's start with the lovely death threats.
"Actually everything is wrong about your ideology you nut job! You are just too stupid and insane to realize it. Also your way of thinking will never become normal. Go and die"
"go slit your throat"
"Here's a better idea: You slit your throat you piece of trash!"
The thing I find funny about these kinds of comments is that they're so obviously headed for deletion, as I make clear on my profile, so I don't understand why people bother. You're literally not going to get your review public, I get so many that they don't bother me anymore, and I'm deleting it as soon as it goes up, so these are utterly useless.
I get that it's for people's own sense of gratification, but even so, it's just stupid.
Okay, now onto the unoriginal insults!
"If you need an ugly person to rant about, there's always the mirror"
This mirror retort is so LUDICRIOUSLY common that I don't even laugh when I see it anymore, it literally just makes me cringe. I would say to play a drinking game to take a shot every time a hater of mine uses "mirror", but you'd be dead within a day.
"I think you're compensating for something, I can bet money that you are, without doubt, ugly as all hell, ugly ass mf. Maybe if you'd stop coping and crying about how ugly you are and start fixing yourself, you wouldn't keep crying about fandom. TLDR: the author Nominikui is literally just an ugly ass retard compensating for his ugliness by crying about it on here."
These long rants like these from people "pseudo-analysing" me as a person are hysterical. Not only do they come across as massively insecure, they also tend to be written by people who either have no sense of perspective, or are incredibly close-minded.
It's always funny seeing any type of 'I bet this guy is ugly AF' comments relating to me, because I actually appreciate them if anything, because those people are thinking along the exact same lines that my ideology wants them to; they're assuming appearance out of character (which, in turn, links together into disliking over appearance). Now, it's true, they're doing that in a way I don't like, since they're so backwards in their worldview that they somehow thing not liking ugly people somehow makes someone a bad person (somehow in our world, not liking ugly people = bad person, which = ugly looking?); but that inflated, and downright nonsensical logic is something I actually like people displaying, because I think that if someone can call me ugly-looking over nothing by an opinion, that they at least have the capability to be snapped out of their nonsense. Although, I deleted the above review simply for being way too personal & insulting about.
Anyway, onto a few dumb comments now!
"This is actually funnier than that one guy who rage quitted FFN earlier this year because someone keeps trolling him for writing P3 fanfics. Pls don't go nominikui, the Persona fanbase still needs you!"
This is a subset of reviews & comments I often get, where instead of insulting me, a person will passive-aggressively mock me with clown-praise. These are unoriginal as hell, as this kind of mockery is very common, but always have the stench that the person writing them somehow thinks they're the first person to think of doing this, or somehow actually thinks I'm gonna be retarded enough to not grasp the concept that I'm being mocked. Either way, these are dumb, so please stop with this. These don't get under my skin, as they're too try hard.
"Ok then can you make a cool story about people fighting and do stuff instead of arguing about what you believe please this isn't 4 Chan this is a fanfic website so write a story damn it"
I don't understand what this person is expecting-For starters, the first chapter of this story IS the fanfiction that they were looking for, everything else is personal rants, so there's that right off the bat. Second, "write a story damn it"? Like, dude, I've been doing nothing but updating my stories nonstop for the past half a month, to the point where I've had other people rant at me about seeing my content TOO much. My account is full of them, so chill, would you?
Anyway, to all the people whose reviews I've mocked here, please don't be too upset. Just think of the amount of mockery I've had to put up with every day from people for years just for being aware of how disgusting ugly looking people are.
And please be aware that your reviews are being heavily moderated; this is the one and only time I'm going to publicly mock anyone's reviews, and I'm not doing so to be provocative. I just wanted to make this an example to people that your guest reviews ARE getting seen, and are getting deleted; so please think before deciding whether it's worth your time to make a fool of yourself for no one's benefit but your own.
