(Or "Shallow Impact!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, NOT ONLY HAD THE ALIENS ARRIVED BUT THE ENTIRE U.S ARMY!"

"Wait, WHAT?!" Rocky exclaimed as he, Bullwinkle, Boris and Natasha made it back to the surface.

"YES THE UNITED STATES ARMY HAD ARRIVED ON THE SCENE, MEN WERE POURING OUT FROM JEEPS, TANKS WERE LINED AT THE READY. THE CORPORAL LED HIS MEN, ARMED WITH BAZOOKA LAUNCHERS DOWN THE STREET, TO THE MOST INTIMIDATING OF MILITARY CHANTS…"

"WHAT you gonna do when you GET OUTTA JAIL?!" The corporal sang.

"IM' GONNA HAVE SOME FUN!" The army men sang in unison.

"WHAT do you con-sider FUN?!" The general sang back.

"FUN, NATURAL FUN!" The men sang in unison once again.

"STOP, STOP!" Rocky exclaimed, just as the general was about to fire the missiles at the alien ship.

"WHAT TH—WHO ARE YOU?!" The general exclaimed.

"My name's Rocky and this is Bullwinkle, you may know us from the 60's?" Rocky asked, hoping and praying that the general might recognize him and his ungulate compatriot.

"I don't watch cartoons." The general replied, rather glumly.

"Well then you should at least wait until you can see this creature, then perhaps you can find it in your heart to not shoot!" Rocky replied, still trying his darndest to plead with the military officer.

"THE GENERAL AND HIS MEN TOOK A BRIEF MOMENT TO DISCUSS WITH ONE ANOTHER…"

"—You sure we shouldn't gun em' down, sir?" A private asked. "It's mandatory fer all foreigners…"

"No, the little squirrel is right." The general replied. "We should at least wait…till' we see th' whites o' it's possibly multiple eyeballs. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"

"SIR, YES SIR!" The private saluted.

"EVERYONE WATCHED IN AWE, EVEN THE CIVILIANS, AS THE DOOR TO THE SPACESHIP OPENED WITH A GUST OF SMOKE. SUDDENLY, A STRANGE, BLOB-LIKE BEING WALKED OUTSIDE, AND WHAT WAS EVEN STRANGER, WAS THAT THE CREATURE WAS BIG AND PINK, AND APPEARED TO BE MADE ENTIRELY OF..."

"--YOGURT!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, frightened.

"IT AIN'T GOT NO EYES GENERAL!" The private exclaimed, shivering and moving behind the general.

"FIRE AWAY!" The general exclaimed.

"BUT AS SOON AS THE FIRST MISSILE WAS FIRED, THE YOGURT ALIEN DISSOLVED IT IN ITS BODY AS THOUGH THE MISSILE WAS A MERE ALKA-SELTZER TABLET!"

"Well, we're dead." Bullwinkle replied.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Yogurt-ta be KIDDIN' me!" OR "Paranormal Activia"!"