Yo guys here is a new and improved version of my first story which I'm update regularly and I hate the fact that I have to specify it's satire and don't take it seriously. Nobody can take a joke anymore.
Anyways hope you enjoy. And I am no longer mad at FanfictionGang5212.
its a AU or something where they're in our world but they are cats and every city is a different clan
The main character is Joe, he is a black cat and he is a member of GangClan and he is one of the most feared hood gangsters in the state.
So one day Joe woke up in the morning and he decided he was pissed at all of his fake friends and at everybody he wasn't cool with. So he decided why not go out and kill some niggas
Yea that's a great idea
So he got the boys from GangClan together and told them the plan. They were not scared and they all agreed and everyone got in the car. First they were going to bob's house. Bob is Joe's biggest enemy.
But before that they stopped at Jimbo's Guns to get the perfect guns to do some shooting. Joe has a special ability where he can become Token so he transformed into Token and went in the store and Jimbo welcomed him.
He picked out 6 guns for all the boys and a golden gun for himself. Then he turned back into Joe and got in the car it was time to shoot that bitch ass nigga Bob
They played some polo g in the car and they had they're guns out and looked FIRE out in the street and no niggas wanted to mess with them. So they went all the way to Bob's house in ThirtyClan which was an hour away and they also got vapes from a store and they looked even more fresh with their drip and their guns an their vapes and their car and music yessir
So finally they made it to Bob's house and Joe went all the way up in the driveway and smashed Bob's car because it was ASS and they went inside holding their guns and their vapes and the music was still playing from outside and the base shook the windows because of that base booster
"Ayy where are you nigga ima fucking find you and ima fucking kill you bitch" Joe said because they couldn't find Bob.
But he was behind them holding a little ass gun and said "don't fucking touch me I'll kill you"
Joe laughed his ass off with the boys "BRO LOOK AT HIS TINY ASS GUN!" an they shot him like 16 times and he died, his blood spilled everywhere splattering the walls and the floor and the furniture. The gang was proud of them self
They laughed some more and Adrian went to the table and got Bob's wallet which had like 2 thousand bucks in it they all split the money.
They went back to the car and turned the music up to 107% and went to some of Joe's fake friends houses in BruhClan so they could shoot those niggas too and they was finna get everybody Joe was pissed at, the boys don't fuckin play this shit gone serious
So they got back on the road for 1 more hour to get to BruhClan city but something happened. The police were after them
"Oh fuck Joe you see that it's the cops" Adrian said
"Fuck!" Joe got of at the next exit and cranked up the speed to 120 mph to outrun the cops, his car sped down the ramp but the cops were catching up he needed to think fast.
"YALL SHOOT AT EM DONT JUST SIT THERE" Joe yelled at them but the cops had started shooting too and a bullet hit the back of the car.
Joe went even faster now 150 mph down the main road and he ran into like 20 people but who the fuck cares just getting away from the cops
And they kept shooting both em, some of the cops had died but there was still 3 police cars chasing them so Joe had to do something risky. He was driving on a bridge so he turned the car and drove right off the bridge on the street below which was the wrong way so he was running into people left and right but their car had a steel front so they could smash every cats car and they all ended up dead.
The police however didn't have protection so they couldn't go off the bridge and they couldn't catch up with Joe and the boys now they had won!
"Them cops stupid as hell" Mark said.
"Yeah them niggas don't even see that coming they so fucking slow" Joe said.
The cops were still shooting at them from far away but couldn't reach them so it was useless. Joe turned on the next street to started going the right way.
Then they got to BruhClan and Joe personally killed all of his fake friends with his golden gun and put their bodies in their girlfriends closets and waited for the girlfriends to get home to see the reaction it was funny as hell.
"That was cool as fuck let's kill some more niggas tomorrow" Adrian said
"Yea" everyone else said and Joe agreed.
Later the day they were all hangin out at Joe's place in GangClan and they were all gettin high and shit when someone knocked at the door.
"Guys hide it might be the cops" Joe said and went to the window to see. But it wasn't the cops it was someone Joe knew.
He opened the door "What do u want Mr Dickenass" He asked.
"Look man I know I ain't supposed to tell you shit but get down to the club tomorrow we having a party and I want you to show everyone how to kill a nigga but like the nigga way you know what I mean bro" Mr Dickenass said "and you can just call me Chris"
"Alright I'm down Dickenass. But you shouldn't fucking be here man there's cops all over Gang you know that dude. I be there tomorrow now get the fuck out of here" Joe said and explained to the boys what's going on.
But then Mark did too much meth and passed out so they had to get him medical help.
