"can I please have everyone's attention! Can everyone please-, SHUT THE FUCK UP sorry Minnie- professor McGonagall but I had to."
"Anyways, welcome to our first quidditch match of the year! we have our two teams, our amazing Gryffindors! and the Slytherins."
"On the Gryffindor team we have our incredible seeker, James Potter, who is also now our team captain! We have our three chasers, Gideon and Fabian Prewett and Emmeline Vance! Our keeper, Dorcas Meadowes! and finally our beaters, Marlene McKinnon and the hot and sexy Sirius Black!" "Sorry Minnie but I'm just stating the truth!"
"And we have the Slytherins. I honestly don't feel like naming them so- "
there might be a few OC characters in this because I couldn't find all the quidditch players from the marauders era
"ugh fine Minnie what ever you say."
"So we have Evan, must really suck just being known as "regulus' friend" anyways then we have Mulciber, worst for you, you know being his best friend and all, or is that snivellus- I mean Severus. We then have Black, the other one of course, and then some other ones I don't know.""
"Ok now starting the game."
"Gryffindor in possession- never mind Emmeline flirting with Mary,
but it really doesn't do much because we all know about that guy Mary's been talking about from Australia or something-shit is Emmeline crying, IM SORRY EMMELINE ITS NOT TRUE YOU DESERVE BETTER- Jesus Minnie you don't need to yell I know what to do."
"there goes Mulciber. I need to know, is there a thing going on between him and regulus like I see potential but it's hard to say, yes McG got u."
"OH YES SIRIUS HIT HIM IN THE FACE YES OH YOU'RE SO HOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. shit- Minnie you know with arms like those you will make an amazing beater, were you a beater back in the olden days- ALRIGHTT SORRY DONT NEED TO DEATH GLARE ME FOR FUCKS SAKE-"
"SORRY YES NO SWEARING GOT IT."
"Ok back to the game after that obvious bit of cheating from the Slytherin, Gryffindor is possesion- can we take a moment to look at Sirius' arse-wait don't look he's mine- "
"stop getting distracted Sirius you have a game to win"
"It would be really embarrassing to be known as the boyfriend of a fucking loser"
"SORRY MINNIE."
"Black has spotted the snitch, regulus that is, but speaking of the black brothers, look at those forming abs on Sirius, I mean its not good from afar but when he's in your bed its really attractive- won't happen again Minn- Professor McGonagall."
"So Gryffindor in lead- OMG ITS HAPPENING. ITS CONFIRMED. LILY IS STARING AT JAMES. FUCKING. POTTER."
"AFTER 6 YEARS OF PINING AFTER LILY ITS HAPPENING"
"PETER, SIRIUS YOU'RE HEARING THIS RIGHT. NO MORE LISTENING TO JAMES TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL LILY IS"
"AND NO MORE HAVING TO LISTEN TO LILY COMPLAINING ABOUT JAMES" "ITS OFFICIAL"
"MINNIE ITS REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR-ugh fine"
"currently 50-20- Gryffindor in lead"
"oh for fucks sakes Marlene I know that you find Dorcas very attractive when she's playing quidditch but don't get distracted"
"oh look what you did Marlene now Slytherin scored- yes yes Minnie, cant be bias I know" "James has finally found the snitch and is aiming for it, so is regulus"
"What the fuck? is regulus blushing after James accidently brushed him, well that's definitely, different. I mean I knew he had something for him but regulus blushing, weird, Sirius looks furious, can't blame him, they're both like brothers to him. Wow James and Regulus"
"Back to the game- fuck Slytherin scored, they cheated but apparently that doesn't matter does it, I'm looking at you madam hooch, honestly why would you be bias towards the Slytherins, James is really the only reason you're still working in Hogwarts-SORRY"
"James closer to the snitch, so close, really reallyyyy close.."
"andd... THE GRYFFINDORS WIN"
"BENJY YOU OWE ME 5 GALLEONS"
"SO PROUD OF YOU SIRIUS COME HERE AND KISS ME NOW"
