Death and Delight
Relationships:
(Georgia, Angel Dust, and Alastor)
(Allison, and Vox)
(Charlie and Vaggie)
(Lilith and Lucifer)
Family Relation:
Allison: Lucifer's sister, and Charlie's aunt
(Anthony) Angel Dust: Older brother Arakniss,Twin Molly,Father Heroin
Alastor:Marcus Alsastor's father
Viviann: Alec twin brother,Vox Father,Allison Mother,Lucifer Uncle,Lillith Aunt
Indication:
Italic= phone call
underlined= texting
Special font with character= demon form
Food logos= time skips
(parentheses)= action that is occurring or translation
Any bold writing = demonic yelling
All caps = yelling
Chapter 1
Lilith: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY WILL YOU CHECK ON YOUR SISTER
Lucifer: (pinches the bridge if his nose and sighs) Lilly please she's fine she staying at that happy..haz..whatever the hell it's called hotel that our daughter is incharge of
Lilith: Lucifer Morningstar i swear (eyes turn a demonic red)
Lucifer: allright calm down dear im calling her
At the hazbin hotel residence
Allison: (laughing) Angel that's not funny
Angel: if it's not funny why are ya laughn toots
Alastor: Angel Dust behave for once please
Angel: your no fun smiles
Allison: I'm go…(hellphone vibrates)..(sighs) dammit Luci (answers phone)
Lucifer: Bonjourno (Hello) my sweet little si..
Allison: what do you want Luci
Lucifer: there's no need to be rude, Lillith wanted me to check on you
Allison: ohhh ok we'll im fine
Lucifer: see I told you Lilith she's fine(hungs up)
Angel: what was all that about Aly
Allison: (rolls eyes)just my annoying older brother checking on me
They hear a distinct knocking at the door and Charlie goes down stairs
Allison: Don't worry Charlie I got it
Charlie: ok if your sure
Allison goes over to the door and opens it
Vox: Hi ca.. ( gets the door slammed onto his screen) OOWWW WHAT THE FUCK
Charlie: Aly who was that
Angel:( goes pale and sounds scared) was..was that Vox
Allison: (wides eyed) (in a tiny squeak) yes
Alastor: (demon symbols and static fill the air) Ce stupide idiot démoniaque décide d'aller sur mon territoire
Vaggi: what did he say
Allison: (sighs) "that stupid demonic idiot decides to go into my territory"
Vox; Dammit let me in I just want to talk
Alastor approaches the door and open it with a pissed of demonic smile
Alastor: And what are you doing in my…..
Charlie: (moves in front of Alastor) how can we help you Vox
Alastor: My dear please do not associate with this low….
Vox; Hello princes I just wanted to talk to bambie for a sec
Alastor: must we interrupt me and quit insulting me you irritating piece of technology
Vox: shut up you outdated prick
Allison: ENOUGH DAMN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS FIVE
Both Vox and Alastor turn to look at Allison
Alastor: c'était quoi cette biche
Angel: hold on Al did you just call her a Bitch….
Allison: I aint your fucking doe Alastor..no Angel what he said is "what did you say doe"
Vox: why would he call you a doe
Allison: (points to her ears and tail) im a fucking deer demon you idiot
Vox: watch it bitch im an overlord
Allison: (eyes turn red and a pentagram glows green around her) and im Lucifers sister so shut the fuck up and back down you pathic excuse of an overlord or ill rip off your….
No one notices a certain moth demon sneak up behind her
Valentino: or you'll do what baby cakes
Allison: the fuck(turns around) gasps Va…Valintino(backs away standing besides Angel Dust)
Angel: Val w..what are you doing here
Valentino: What's wrong angel cakes not happy to see da….
Alastor: WHAT THE BLAZES IS HE DOING HERE (points to val) FIRST VOX AND NOW HIM
Valentino: Voxxy baby why THE FUCK ARE WE HERE
Vox: I just wanted to make a deal with bambie
Alastor: And what in the seven rings make you think I want to make a deal with you
???: (knocks on the door)
Allison: (in a worried way) I'll get it (opens door)
Georgia: ALY (hugs her wrapping both her arms and her wings around her)
Allison: GIA (tail wags rapidly and ears go straight up) I missed you so much girl where have you been
Georgia: oh you know me. Gotta get to know a place (shakes her camera) I missed you so much love, (sighs) Look at you (steps back and takes a picture) you're a sight for sore eyes. Now where are your manners, introduce me to your friends.
Allison: all ri…
Valentino: (Val sneaks up behind her and pets her tail) aww cute baby
Allison: (eyes turn black and a green pentagram glows on her forhead) DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU SLUT
Alastor: ne touche pas à ce qui ne t'appartient pas (don't touch what doesn't belong to you)
Georgia: (steps in front of her and extends her wings outward as her eyes glow white) Touch her again you'll die a second time
Valentino: hahaha Baby I'm an overlord (red smoke fills the air) so fucking try me
Georgia: (flaps her wings keeping the smoke away from her and steps up in his face and makes her claws come out) don't baby me asshole
Allison: Alistor who the fuck said I was yo…(demonic laughter starts) aww shit
Lucifer: WHO DARES TOUCH MY BABY SISTER, VALENTINO I MADE YOU AN OVERLORD AND I SURE AS HELL CAN TAKE IT BACK
Valentino: y..your highness I meant no disrespect I was just having a Little fun
Georgia: (smirks and steps back) hello Luci
Lucifer: hello Gia how are you
Georgia: Well I came back to my best friend after three years and someone (glares at val) touched her without her permission but other than that i'm good you?
Lucifer: meh same old same old well I must be off before Lilith decides to burn down half of pentagram city
Alastor: not trying to be rude ma chère biche (my dear doe) but who is she
Allison: Call me doe one more time and I will…
Alastor: (growls playfully making Allison's tail flick down and ears go flat) you'll do what chère
Allison: damn you, you putain cerf (fucking stag)
Georgia: (slowly steps toward him and puffs out her wings but doesn't extend them) it's not what she'll do that you need to worry about
Allison: calm down Gia he's just playing isn't that right cerf (stag) any who Alastor this is Georgia she is my best friend
Georgia: (looks at his ears and tail and antlers) hm another deer, Don't see many of those around. In fact there's only one other one i know of but hes… (goes wide eyed) Aly is he who i think he is?
Alastor: why yes chère i'm the Radio Demon
Allison: that's right Gia I hang with the big boys (giggles childishly)
Alastor: really chère (dear) your almost as bad as Angel
Angel: (fluffs up he's chest fluff) if you don't know who I am imma be real upset (winks playfully at Georgia)
Georgia: (blushes and looks away) Aly...youre friends with a porn star?
Allison: what He's fun
Georgia: (whispers) not when he can make me flustered
Angel: in more than one way shuga tits
Alastor: Angel for once can you not make someone uncomfortable
Georgia: Who said I was uncomfortable? Wait im going to stop talking now (hides inside her wings)
Allison: (whispers to Gia) aww does someone have a crush on angel
Georgia: i do not
Allison: sure
Angel: what's wrong Radio daddy, jealous
Alastor: (radio feedback and hits him with his staff) off to horny jail with you
Allison: (laughs) oop someone getting cockblocked
Alastor and Angel turn bright red
Alastor: Biche (Doe) behave yourself
Allison: why must you call me doe
Georgia: (mumbles) how come she gets the cute nicknames
Allison: (hears Gia) alright new rule no one is allowed to call me doe except my mate which neither you or Angel are so
Georgia: (opens her wings) anywho Aly you got any drinks i'd like? Im parched
Allison: Umm..
Husker: booze we have cheap booze
Alastor: (rolls eyed) we also have water and juice mon chère
Georgia: gods i could kill for a Shirley Temple right now but a fruit punch will do fine
Angel: Aww what's wrong baby doll ain't got the balls to get drunk in front of us afraid you'll do so…
Allison: and that's enough from you ya horny bitch
Georgia: Let me guess, you think just because I don't ask for something I'm a pussy? No Angel Dust. I have bigger balls than you. I'm just not in the mood right now.
Angel: damn baby girl got some bite… I like it
Alastor: why are you like this Angel
Georgia: Aly come sit with us tell me how you've been i haven't seen you in three years
Allison: well you know besides living with Mister im a male deer so I can call you a doe and mister some one fuck me I'm horny it's been cool killing demons eating demons you know the usual
Georgia: of course. (Smiles)
Vox: damn yall forgot we were here
Georgia: (takes a sip of her drink) you're not important
Valentino: someone's a salty bitch
Allison: Val go stick your dick in a wall socket from what I heard from Vox you seem to enjoy getting your bits fried
Georgia: not our wall sockets though whatever sewer you crawled out of should do fine
Valentino:(ignores Gia) someone should teach you some respect little doe
Allison:(tail flicks up and shivers) (inhead)damn fucking hormones (outloud)fucking call me that again and I'll shove my foot so far up-( Angel covers her mouth)
Georgia: (sips her drink) aww it was just getting good
Angel:( eyes wide with fear)she's just kidding daddy she doesn't mean it (whispers in her ear) the fuck you doin you tryin to get me beat
Georgia: why would you get beat? you can't control her mouth? And why do you call him daddy (cringes) it was so forced it was like a chi...
Allison: (tackles Gia and whispers) Gia he works for Val and Valentino's abusive and possessive over his "toys"
Georgia: Angel can work for me then. He won't be forced to do anything you know I don't do that.
Allison: that's not how it works Angel sold his soul to him… he can't leave him unless someone stronger than Val can break it and Alastors working on it angel just has to make a deal with him
Georgia: Who has to make the deal? I'll make it happen. No one deserves what he's going through.
Angel: don't worry shuga titts I enjoy my job and working for big V ain't so bad
Valentino: good boy Angel cakes
Vox: get a room im gonna barf Val
Georgia: ok can you let me up now?
Allison: what oh sorry Gia ( gets up and blushes with tail wagging lowly)
Georgia: (gets up) yeah yeah i know (whips her wings in and out to dust them off)
Vox: what's with the tail wagging(in head) she's kinda cute
Allison: (blushes even more) it's none of your goddamn business
Georgia: y'know vox (downs the last of her drink) what do you think would happen if i smashed that screen of yours? Would you break instantly? Or would you glitch in and out like a wet phone?
Valentino: haha he glitches
Vox:(looks away) yep I glitch
Georgia: And how do you know that? (Steps up to him slowly) Do you beat all of your "toys" or just the popular ones?
Angel: shuga what are u doing!
Georgia: What are you talkin' about angel i'm just asking some questions. (Looks val in the eyes) tell me this, do you get off seeing them all bloody and bruised? Or do you like the act of hurting them?
Valentino: shut up doll face the gave me their souls they signed my contract I own them
Georgia: (extends her wings outward) THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HURT THEM! THEY DON'T DESERVE WHAT YOU DO! THEY DESERVE BETTER! (Slowly brings her wings in) You're a sorry pathetic excuse of a demon
Vox: (looks at Val quickly in fear and looks back)Hey I Enjoy getting my screen cracked
Georgia: ok but let me ask a question (turns and walks towards angel) angel love, do you like the pain he "gives" you? I want you to be honest with me.
Angel:(pained look) of course I love the pain, keeps my job interesting
Georgia: (reaches up and holds his cheek) angel don't lie to me please. I'm gonna ask you again. Do you like the pain?
Angel:(whispers so only Gia can hear) no
Georgia: That's what I thought. (Touches their foreheads together) thank you
Alastor:(radio static) Angel chère I propose a deal give me your trust and i'll grant you anything you desire
Angel: Alastor I give you my trust ( green voodoo magic connects Alastor to Angel and breaks the red smoke circling Angel)
Georgia: (smiles and jumps up and down clapping then points and laughs at val) HA SUCK IT ASSWIPE (flips him off)
Allison:( looks at Vox and then at Angel and gives him a hugs) your free chère
Alastor:(sees her look at Vox and antlers grow and growls using his magic to bring Allison, Angel, and Georgia closer to him) yes Angel is free and forever will be (still glaring at Vox and gives Val a look)
Angel: what's wrong with you smiles why so possessive allofa sudden and what's with the antlers all Vox did was look at Aly
Alastor: no reason mon ange (my Angel)
Georgia: (hugs angel wrapping her wings around him) i'm so happy for you amor
Allison:(shivers) imma head to my room love ya Ange( goes to her room and locks the door and falls onto her bed with a groan)
Alastor: I might retire to my room as well (growls in irritation as antlers grow larger)
Georgia: (flaps her wings lightly not enough to lift her of the ground just shaking them) sleep sounds good gotta rest my wings
Angel: eh imma go bother Husky and get some drinks
Valentino: Vox let's go we're going back to the studio
Vox:(looks away in fear) yes Val (both Val and Vox go back to the studio)