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Pairing: Edward Cullen/Bill Weasley

Summary: One of Carlisle's friends came to visit from Egypt and one of the vampires in thag coven caught Edward's attention.

Includes Edward Cullen being a gay bottom disaster, Bella Swan Bashing and Bill Weasley being Edward's sexy mate.