"...why is there a penis drawn on the drawboard?" Garfield asked in a slightly disturbed manner while trying to enjoy his piece of lasagna.
"Ehh we just left it there." Peter Griffin admitted for he was naked since he did it to justify the fact that this story was rated M. "This reminds me of the time I dropped all those slurs in a packed place."
"...There really isn't a good punch line to this joke is there-"
Peter shook his head as a way to interrupt. "Not even close I'm afraid. That's how much this story fucking sucks."
"Hey, something is off..." Dry Bowser said while rubbing his bony chin with one of his skeletal hands, being with Petey Piranha at the intersection of the Mushroom City. "...Just where did Waluigi go?"
"I dunno... he should be here." Petey yawned as he pulled out some pretzels from his piuch and began munching on them.
Suddenly Waluigi did a perfect split right by the group, his stretchy arms sticking out as he winked, his cart of tacos falling right behind him and not dropping a single taco.
"And that's why you should always look back on the older chapters!" Waluigi said as he dusted his hands together. "Because you never know what you're missing, if you're not in the kitchen!"
Dry Bowser and Petey eyed each other as Waluigi's mustache dropped, making him sigh as he placed his right hand on his forehead.
"Find, must I tell you everything?" Waluigi sighed as he rolled his eyes while shrugging. "So there I was making my tacos as usual, when this plane came crashing by me, and it was on fire! At first I ran around screaming, but using my wits I decided to-"
"How can we be sure you're telling the truth and not Baneposting as usual?" Dry Bowser questioned as he squinted his eyes.
"...would I ever lie to you?" Waluigi stated nervously as he began sweating.
"You would." Petey stated as he glanced at the pile of tacos on Waluigi's taco cart. "Hey, are these stale? Not cool, man."
One day Dry Bowser and Toadette were just walking about minding their own business when suddenly the duo spotted a banana hoard.
"What's this doing here?" Dry Bowser commented in confusion as he tilted his head to the right.
Toadette's stomach growled as she rubbed her growling gut with both of her hands. "I dunno, but I want it in my tummy... I'm hungry!"
"Oh it's always food with you, isn't it?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he rolled his eyes, shaking his head as he brushed back his red hair. "Personally I think we should just leave these bananas here so-"
Toadette ignored her bony boyfriend as she began munching on the bananas at a quick pace, chucking the yellow peels back at the skeletal reptile as she didn't care. Dry Bowser sighed as he decided to pull out a map to check where they were, knowing that no good would come out of this.
And as it turned out, it was true.
Waluigi was in his humble apartment in New Donk City, with it being a rainy night in the bustling modern city of donking as he was watching old classic movies set in New York City, munching on popcorn as he had all sorts of sports equipment surrounding him on his walls and furniture, with most of the room being colored purple.
"Man, this reminds me of the time I was in Manhattan..." Waluigi stated as he was noticing a particular scene involving a taxi cab chase.
Just as Waluigi was about to think back, suddenly a washing machine appeared out of the fabric of time and space within his apartment. Waluigi squinted his eyes as he approached the bizarre washing machine, with it opening up and spouting out the Rabbids, who all landed right on top of the tall lanky purple man. Waluigi groaned as he squinted his eyes, looking around him as he clenched his fists.
"What are you doing in my apartment?" Waluigi snapped as he grabbed his purple tennis racket and began smashing the Rabbids, his rage having suddenly popped up.
"Wait, hold on, stop!" A Rabbid in a black top hat with a monocle spoke up using a British accent as he waved his rabbit hands. "We Rabbids mean no harm! We just came from a treacherous trip through the space time continuum!"
"...Wah?" Waluigi commented in confusion as he tilted his head in confusion, with the other Rabbids all laughing as they started shouting 'Bwah'.
"We're here because the Megabug is on the loose again, and our reliable heroes aren't here to stop it!" The British Rabbid exclaimed as he looked around. "You, um, wouldn't happen to have a cup of tea, would you govenor?"
"Why would you want... HEY! Don't touch those!" Waluigi snapped as he saw some Rabbids playing with his sports gear, kicking them out of his apartment and into the balcony as they fell down. He then turned back to the British Rabbid. "Explain yourself better, rabbit boy, because I'm just confused!"
The British Rabbid cleared his throat as he explained to Waluigi, who still was having a hard time processing this while unaware of the trouble the Rabbids were causing in the city, causing the program that he was watching before to get interrupted by a special news bulletin.
"We interrupt your boring program to bring you some urgent news!" Soar The Eagle stated as he as standing in front of City Hall in the rain, with the Rabbids chasing the New Donkers around. "Strange rabbits have been popping up lately and causing mishap in the fair city of New Donk!"
"Who ordered the meh burger?" Dave The Intern stated as he was at a mediocre burger stand nearby on K. Rool Street, with the Rabbids all attacking the stand as they wanted to have the hamburger to themselves.
"Pfft, what kind of shady fast food business is this?" King K. Rool stated in disgust as he left, the crocodile king of the Kremlings smashing the Rabbids out of his pathway.
"...Oh my. This does not look good." The British Rabbid stated with a look of shock in his eyes.
Waluigi was just enjoying a peaceful night of practicing tennis by himself in his private section of his Waluigi Pinball enterprises, being near the race course with the same name as he was smacking the green fuzzy tennis balls with great prowess.
"Wah... I love this, but..." Waluigi commented as he adjusted his purple cap in between hitting the tennis balls with great strokes of handsome pride, quickly getting back into smacking the balls with his purple tennis racket. "I think I should do more than being excellent at sporting."
As if on cue, the tall lanky man in purple got his wish as suddenly giant black pinball balls of pin came rolling right towards Waluigi, with him being determined as he used his tennis racket to smack the big black balls high into the neon lit sky, twirling around and posing as he showed off his skills of being an excellent tennis player. This didn't mean anything as a big fat baby with Waluigi's face suddenly landed on him.
"Wah!" The baby Waluigi cried out as he also had Waluigi's famed purple cap which led to nothing happening.
It was just another Thursday for Dry Bowser, who was simply doing the yard on a particularly sunny morning when suddenly it began to rain harshly. Dry Bowser looked at the stormy sky as he could see bolts of lightning illuminating the skies, only to see a familiar turtle shaped figure popping out.
"Oh great. What do you want this time," Lakithunder?" Dry Bowser growled, the skeletal reptile holding a bright red hose spraying water with one of his bony hands.
"Well... my power plant kind of is lacking in the generator department, if you know what I mean." Lakithunder chuckled nervously as he took out several treasure chests from his stormy cloud. "Can you go and get a generator for me? I'm sure to spark up the deal if you're not convinced..."
Dry Bowser groaned as he placed his right hand on his face. "If it'll get you to leave me alone..."
And thus, this is how one of Dry Bowser's many stupid adventures to help a fellow NSMB boss out started, the reptilian skeleton leaving his quiet comfy vacation home in the grassy meadows to go and get a generator for Lakithunder. Why did the jacked up Lakitu need one? Because he was cheap.
"Does it hurt?" Dry Bowser stated as he rubbed Toadette's hair, with them out in the arid fields as they were battling against several rock monsters.
"Well... not when you rub it..." Toadette giggled as her eyes widened even further, clearly enjoying this moment as she and Dry Bowser had a strong bond with each other.
Kazooie sighed as she rolled her eyes, moving her feathery wings about as she was getting tired of this. "Are you two lovebirds gonna keep doing it, or are we going to kick some butt?"
"Kicking? I want to do some kicking!" Dawn exclaimed as she then kicked Dry Bowser, causing his armor to fall off as she began to laugh after her course of action.
Dry Bowser growled angrily as Toadette attacked Dawn, with Kazooie slapping her forehead with one of her wings as the rock enemies glanced at each other, not knowing what to make of this situation.
"And, well, we defeated those rock monsters. Why did they have noses, I'll never know." Dry Bowser explained to his other team members as they were all camping out in the forest east of the castle during the gloomy night.
Bill Wilson, everyone's favorite CIA agent from TDKR's plane scene, did his famous belt pose as he faced Dry Bowser. "...So, did you and Toadette ever, uh..."
Dry Bowser squinted his eyes in disgust. "Are you serious? No."
"Oh... that's a disappointment." Starfire commented as she was licking her cat paws due to wearing a cat suit.
"I wanted to hear some saucy goodness." Bane stated as he was watching the fire rise from the flames at the campfire they had set up outside their big yellow tent.
"...what is wrong with you?" Dr. Hoshi stated as he was getting more wood for the campfire, being appalled at what was clearly being discussed while he was gone.
Dry Bowser and Waluigi were playing tennis with each other on the tropical court of the seaside Isle Delfino within the famed Delfino Plaza, somehow there being no one else present to enjoy the humid hot weather or the bright sunshine as Toadsworth was watching from the sides on the announcer chair as the referee, with Petey Piranha munching on various fruits as he was eager to get into some tennis games himself, the mutated piranha plant waiting for the opportunity to arise.
"Come on, bonehead! Give me some powerful lobs!" Waluigi taunted as he smacked the green fuzzy tennis balls high into the air, twirling around his purple tennis racket with style. "I know that you like to hold back purposely! It's one of your annoying traits, you big shell back!"
"Oh, do I now?" Dry Bowser smirked as he managed to smack the tennis balls back, brushing back his bright red hair with one of his bony hands. "Well lucky for you, big chump, there's more to me than simply being on the defense! You'll see with this next stroke, and the other!"
"My word! I hope you won't be too rough on him!" Toadsworth exclaimed as he shook his mushroom capped head, adjusting his glasses. "He might be big, but even brutes like him could be sensitive! Don't you think about their feelings beyond their appearance?"
Petey yawned as he finished eating for the moment, only to see Waluigi let loose a stroke so strong, the impact caused the tennis ball to go right through Dry Bowser, causing the skeletal reptile to break into a pile of bones. Toadsworth gawked in disbelief as his glasses fell off his face, with Waluigi laughing as Petey dropped his jaw. Dry Bowser grumbled as his skull bounced out of the bone pile composed of his bony parts, glaring right at the lanky tall human.
"So you think that's funny, huh skinny legs?" Dry Bowser remarked as he quickly reconstructed himself, using his own skull as a tennis ball as he whacked himself with his gray colored tennis racket, hitting Waluigi right in the gut and injuring him in the process.