The Ed-credible Hulk
One day at the CulDaSac Eddy and Ed were heading to Edd's to see a experiment he has been working on. "Oh boy, I wonder what fun project Edd made." Said Ed "I hope it can make me rich." Said Eddy As they entered through Edd's garage. There they find him holding a big tube of green gas. "Gentlemen, I done it. I finally made the perfect amount of gamma radiation!" Said Edd. "Gamma? I like eating gamma bears and gamma worms." Said Ed "No Ed not gummy, gamma. It is supposed to be a form of radiation that can have effects on the body. I was hoping of using it to create some sort of medicine or cure for a deadly disease." Said Edd. "Can this thing make us rich!" Said Eddy. "Yes Eddy, but this is for science not profit." Said Edd He then put the tube in a machine. "This machine here can is used to exposed the gamma radiation to the test subject on the chair. Once I done researching and testing it out on myself, I can present it at the peach creek science fair and win the best science project award." Said Edd "Forget, the science fair, we can sell this stuff and be rich." Said Eddy "Eddy, this is not some chemistry project, this stuff is is very dangerous if it is exposed to anyone in this current state. I need to do some more tests. Now if you excuse me I am going take a break. So no one touches anything while I am gone." Said Edd He and Ed left while Eddy stays behind. "Well now he is gone, time to make this project into a money making success." Said Eddy He said then sat on the chair of the machine. Using the computer on the side arm, he then began starting the machine. "Okay, let's see: Safety straps engaged, Machine configuration set, Gamma radiation level? Well let me set it to max. More gamma means more cash. What can possibly go wrong." Said Eddy. He then started the machine and then the chair raised up and reclined Eddy as the machine activated the gamma radiation exposure to Eddy. Eddy suddenly felt dizzy and then fell asleep. Little did he know, his blood cells and DNA now are affected by gamma radiation and altered his whole body.
When Eddy woke up he was laying on the bed in front Ed and Edd in Edd's bedroom. "You okay Eddy, we found you unconscious on the chair." Said Ed "What happened? Said Eddy "We'll you used my machine and used up all the gamma radiation which now I have no project to present at science fair, thank you very much and now you exposed yourself to the gamma radiation. We were worried you were sick or something so we brought you to my bed and let you rest for a while." Said Edd. "Well, whatever that machine of yours did, it didn't work. I still feel the same." Said Eddy "Look, tomorrow we will take some blood sample and see what happened. We can't ignore if the machine did affect you or not." Said Edd Eddy and Ed left the house while Edd went to the garage to gather up the machine.
Eddy was walking on his way home. He then saw the kids playing volleyball. It was Kevin Rolf and Johnny vs Nazz, Sarah and Jimmy. He sighed as he continued walking. As Nazz hit the ball towards the other size, Rolf jumped high and spiked the ball and it the it hit Eddy's face. Eddy was crying in pain as the hit gave him a black eye. "Hey, dork, quit crying and pass the ball!" Said Kevin. "Yeah, we are tied and we wanna win. So quit whining already and give us the ball." Said Sarah. Eddy, who was really furious that those kids care about the ball more than the fact that he got hurt by the ball, picked up the ball and threw the ball at Sarah's face. Enraged, Sarah grabs Eddy and used the volleyball net to slingshot Eddy out of the CulDaSac. Eddy landed in the woods as he got up his eyes turn green. The gamma inside him started acting up as his whole body started turning green and he stretched out his shirt and shoes as he went through a metamorphosis that turn him into a seven foot tall green creature with green skin, muscles and have a lot more hair on his head. He was full of rage as he ran toward where he was shot.
At the CulDaSac the kid where continuing their volleyball game. "Wow that was some slingshot you pulled of Sarah." Said Jimmy. "Yeah, Eddy went flying straight out to know where." Said Johnny. "Well with Dorky out of the way. Let's make a first serve." Said Kevin He then served the ball as the kids were continuing the match. As Johnny hit the ball, the green creature just ran by and the ball hit the creatures head. The kids were shocked to seeing something so bizarre. "What in mama's cattle is that!" Said Rolf. "It's a monster!" Said Jimmy. The green creature then picked up the ball and squeeze it with its bare hand till it popped. "Hey, that was our ball, freak show! Said Kevin. He and Rolf decided to take down the creature. The creature then grabbed Kevin and throw him at Rolf. Sarah then tried to hit the creature with a baseball bat but the creature then grabbed it an crushed it. Then picked up Sarah and slingshot her with the net at Johnny. Jimmy and Nazz scream as the creature roared at them and headed off.
The creature then made it to Eddy's house and lay on his bed. It started glowing and then turned back into Eddy. After a few, minutes, Eddy woke up. He was a little lightheaded. How did I get back home, and what happened to shirt." Said Eddy He then changed clothes, and decided to head out. He was on his way to Edd house as he saw the kids were hurt and afraid. Johnny came running to Eddy. "Wait, Eddy, there is a big green monster on the loose! You have to hide!" Said Johnny "Not now, Melonhead. I am not listening to your whole monster craziness." Said Eddy. "Dude, he is telling the truth. We saw that creature came and attacked us. It took down Kevin , Rolf, and Sarah." Said Nazz. "Say, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the creature. You Dorks aren't pulling another one of your scams, are you. "Said Kevin. "Say, how come that black eye you got is gone. "Said Sarah Eddy then noticed the black eye is gone. He then recalled that after he was slingshot into the forest he blacked out. "Look, you can go hunt that imaginary creature but I need to go see Edd for a bit. Good luck finding it!" Said Eddy as he left. "That dork is behind it I swear. I'm gonna go follow him and find answers. You guys be on guard if it comes back." Said Kevin.
Eddy came to Edd house as he entered the garage while Edd and Ed were setting up the equipment to examine Eddy. "Hey Eddy, we were getting everything set for examining you for any gamma radiation effects tomorrow. You okay? You like look beat." Said Edd "Well something weird happened to me. I was on my way home when I got a black eye by Ed's bratty sister and then got launched by her using a volleyball net after I hit her with the ball she hit me with. When I landed, I sort of blacked out for a while and then I woke up I was in my room. My shirt was torn up and my shoes were missing. When changed and was on my way here, I saw the kids were bruised and hurt. They claimed some green monster appeared and attacked them. Then they noticed my black eye is gone. I don't know what's going on but I think I may have something to do with it." Said Eddy. "Hmmm. Well Eddy, whatever is going on I am gonna need your blood sample and examine it." Said Edd. He then took a needle and injected to Eddy and got some of his blood. He then smeared it on a slide and used the microscope and analyzed it. Apparently the red blood cells were were infected with gamma particles. "Well looks like the gamma radiation did affect your blood stream Eddy. Now all we need to do is figure out how to trigger the gamma particles. I'm thinking when you got frustrated with Sarah, the gamma particles started acting up and since Sarah slingshot you out, I think that is when you "changed"." Said Edd "So when I get angry or feel pain I turn into a green monster? Think about how much cash I get if I became a wrestler. No one can beat the super powered Eddy." Said Eddy "Or could you be a superhero and battle monsters." Said Ed "Guys we can't be sure this sudden change is safe or not. If this gets out of control, then everyone in peach creek is not safe." Said Edd "Oh yeah, Sockhead. Well people will won't push me around anymore!" Said Eddy As Eddy tried to leave Edd grabbed him and try to stop him from leaving. Eddy struggle last as Edd try to restrain him. Suddenly Eddy eyes turn green. He then stretched out his shirt and shoes as his skin is green and got big muscles and more hair on his head as he is now the creature again. Edd and Ed were shocked at how Eddy became a green seven foot tall over muscled thing. The creature then grabbed Edd and throw him at Ed. Then it break thru the wall and escaped. Edd and Ed recovered as they saw the hole on the garage door. "My father is gonna kill me if he sees his garage destroyed." Said Edd "Wow Eddy is now a mutant creature and is on the rampage." said Ed. "Ed enough of your comic book hijinks and help me get Eddy." Said Edd. They then left the house and followed Eddy.
Back at the CulDaSac everyone was waiting for Kevin while setting up a trap made to capture the creature. It was a giant cage from Rolf's farm as he uses it to keep his goat Victor in there to calm him. They place one of Jimmy's toys in there as bait. "Okay, when that creature enters Rolf's cage of punishment, Rolf will lock the cage and soon the beast will be trapped in there like a Chicken in a bird cage." Said Rolf "Plank asks if the cage is strong enough to hold it." Said Johnny "This cage is forged by Rolf's family for generations using the strongest metal in the whole country . Not even a bear can escape." Said Rolf "It is coming I see it running towards us. "Said Jimmy Everyone hid behind the bushes while the creature came. It saw the stuffed animal and came inside it. As it picked it up and examined it, Rolf ran to the cage door, closed it and locked it with big lock with a key whole. "The beast is contained. Now it reign of terror is over." Said Rolf Everyone came out of hiding. "Serves you right to slingshot me, you beast." Said Sarah as she threw a rotten tomato. She brought a rotten tomatoe bag and now everyone but Nazz is pelting the creature with tomatoes. "Guys won't throwing rotten tomatoes make it more angry." Said Nazz "The scary monster is inside a unbreakable cage, Nazz. It won't get out. "Said Jimmy. The creature then grabbed two bars of the cage and bend them away from each other. "Impossible, no beast can get out of Rolf's cage." Said Rolf. The creature then ripped the bars off and got out. It then picked up the cage and threw it at Rolf and then crashed into Rolf's Farm letting all the barn animals escape while Rolf is now tangled and trapped in the cage. The creature then grabbed Sarah and Jimmy and slammed them both onto the box of rotten tomatoes. After that it ran off leaving Nazz and Johnny trembling in fear. In the bushes Edd and Ed witnessed the entire fight. They then followed the creature while Johnny and Nazz were helping get Jimmy and Sarah get off the rotten tomatoes.
They found the creature sitting down next to a tree resting. It started to glow green and then turned back into Eddy. Eddy then woke up and saw Edd and Ed with shocked faces. "What happened? How did we end up outside? And what happened to my shirt?" Said Eddy. "Okay, this is going to sound crazy but you suddenly changed into a big green primitive creature and went on rampage." Said Edd "Yeah, you were put in a cage by Rolf and then been pelted by Sarah." Said Ed "But you managed to break free and wrecking Rolf's farm and letting his animals loose and Jimmy and Sarah end up slammed into tomatoes." Said Edd "So I was the thing those kids said they saw when they were playing volleyball? Man, no wonder I don't remember what happened." Said Eddy "Ed let's get Eddy back to my house so I can whip up a cure. This creature Eddy transformed into is a danger to everyone and we can't let it run around caused great collateral damage and hurting people." Said Edd Ed picked up Eddy and they all headed back to Edd's place.
Back at Edd's garage, Kevin entered through the massive whole the creature made and was now snooping around trying to find clues about the creature. "Okay, dorks I know you have something to do with that monster." Said Kevin. He then found the machine Edd made for his Gamma radiation sample. "What kind project are the Eds up to?" He examined the empty container that had the gamma radiation inside it and found the Label "Gamma" on the container. "Gamma? What the heck is gamma." Said Kevin. He then heard the Eds are coming back. He then hid in the cabinet near the door but he accidentally spilled some chemicals near the bunsen burner on Edd's desk. The Ed's arrived back at Edd's house. Kevin opened the door a little so he can peek and listen to what there upto. Eddy, after changing into new clothes at his house, walked in with Ed and Edd. "So how are we gonna fix this mess Sockhead?" Said Eddy "It will take awhile but I can try to create a cure for the monster problem. I'll I need is your blood sample so I can study the gamma level to see if I can make a counter drug to kill the gamma infection on your blood stream and then no more green monster." Said Edd "I still think we can make a fortune with the whole rampaging monster." Said Eddy "I know, Eddy can star in a monster movie!" Said Ed "See, we will be rich and become famous. You can be my manager and Ed will be my director." Said Eddy "Eddy, this monster is out of control. If he on the loose again so many people will get hurt. So drop it" said Edd "Kill joy." Said Eddy. Kevin overheard some of what the Eds were saying but didn't hear the fact that Eddy was the monster very well since it was hard to hear in a cabinet. "So, those Dorks created the monster with this gamma stuff. So it was really a scam being pulled off. We'll soon you guys leave, I will find that creature and call the cops." Said Kevin "Ed can you get the microscope slides from the cabinet." Said Edd. Ed went to the cabinet and opened the door and found Kevin hiding in the cabinet. Ed grabbed ahold of Kevin and showed him to a Edd and Eddy. "Hey guys, I found Kevin hiding in the cabinet" said Ed. "What are you doing here, shovel chin." Said Eddy. "Trying to find the creature Dorky. I know you created that thing I overheard you talking. I also saw that weird machine over there with a container labeled "Gamma", which was also what I heard from your conversation." Said Kevin "Look Kevin we don't know anything about the creature you're talking about and that machine is for a project on gamma I was submitting for a science fair." Said Edd "Then why is there a hole shaped like a person on your garage." Said Kevin "That was Ed, he made it when he came over. This isn't the first time he done something like that!" Said Edd. Eddy then grabbed Kevin arm and escorted him out.
As he took Kevin outside, Kevin wasn't finished with the Eds so he still questions Eddy about the creature. "Look dork, I heard you were talking about the creature and I saw the Machine Double dweeb made. You Eds know something about that creature. Is it some sick project you guys made so that you can scam us by letting it loose and you charge us to get rid of it." Said Kevin "Look Jerkwad, we told you we had nothing to do with whatever you talked about. So get lost!" Said Eddy. "I'm on to you Dork, The big lunk dork can't have made a hole that size. The monster made it. Are you hiding it in a cage, maybe in the basement? I demand you show me where the creature is" said Kevin "Kevin, don't make me angry. You won't like it when I'm angry." Said Eddy.
Back in Edd garage, The acid got the Bunsen burner and is now on fire. "Hey Edd, I smell something cooking. Said Ed. They both look and saw the whole table on fire. "Ed! Quick, we need to put out the fire!" Said Edd The fire reached to the other chemical vials full of other flammable liquids and suddenly they caused a few explosion. Outside the garage. Eddy and Kevin saw the garage is on fire. "What the heck!" Said Kevin "Oh no Ed! Edd!" Said Eddy He then ran inside the flaming garage. "Hey dork, you crazy you get yourself killed." Said Kevin Eddy was now searching Ed and Edd thorough the flames and rubble. "Guys, where are you!" Yelled Eddy He then found Ed and Edd trapped under a support beam. "Eddy, forget us, just get out of here! It is too dangerous to be here." Said Edd. "No guys, I am not letting my only two friends being burned to ashes." Said Eddy He tried to lift the beam off but it was too heavy and too hot. Eddy kept trying and trying but couldn't lift it. Suddenly another support beam fell on Eddy and then his eyes turned green. "Uh oh, Eddy is going monster, Edd!" Said Ed
Back outside Kevin was outside trying to figure out what to do. "What can I do? Should I call for help? Should I go after Dorky. What can I do? Why am I even worrying about those dorks? They die in the fire, they be gone forever! But then it would be my fault for not helping! I need to something!" Said Kevin suddenly there was a huge beam thrown out of the garage and almost hit Kevin. As Kevin stepped back he saw the green creature pushing cabinet off and lifting the support beam off of Ed and Edd. It then grabbed them and carried them off the fire and away into the woods. Kevin was shocked at what he just saw. He was just speechless as he saw the creature take Ed and Edd and disappeared into the woods. He then came back to his senses and rode his bike home to call the police. At the woods, the creature stopped by a tree and placed both of them on the ground. As Edd and Ed regain consciousness. It sat down and rested as it started to glow green and turned back to Eddy. "Uhhh. Guys, your okay? What happened to the garage? Said Eddy "The green creature saved us, Eddy. It actually saved us from the fire. I guess maybe it wasn't a such a monster after all. Said Edd. "The monster was a good monster Eddy." Said Ed. "So I guess maybe the creature I turn into doesn't seem to want anybody killed or dead?" Said Eddy. "It seems that even though it is full of rage and anger, it does not kill, Eddy." Said Edd "So does that mean we don't have to cure me!" Said Eddy. "No Eddy that thing is full of rage and it already break things at my fathers garage-" just then Edd remembered about the garage being on fire. "Oh no, I forgot about the fire, we have to get back to my house pronto! Said Edd
The Eds scurried to Edd house only to find police cars and fire trucks. It turns out Kevin had called police about a fire was going out on at Edd's house and the firemen and policemen were putting out the fire and were interviewing Kevin. "Hey, there they are! That's the guys the creature took." Said Kevin The officers then came over to the Eds. "Hello, are you Eddward" said the police officer. "Yes, officer." Said Edd "We would like to talk to you about this creature who were are now calling Hulk this young man witness destroying your home and kidnapped you and your friend." Said the officer. "Oh yes the monster did took me and Ed but-" said Edd then Eddy suddenly appeared and cut him off. "Yeah officer after I escaped from the fire I followed the fire and heroically scared off the hulk after taking him down by my fists of strength." Said Eddy "Oh common, you fought off that monster. You couldn't even beat a teddy bear, dork." Said Kevin "Eddy what are you doing!?" Whispered Edd. "I'm trying to make up a cover story that makes me awesome and famous. It also prevents people knowing I am this Hulk so unless you want to go to jail with me just go along with it." Said Eddy. Edd sighed as he agree to go along with the plan. "What Eddy said is true we saw him fought of the monster and saved us. He is a hero." Said Edd. The police then interviewing the Eds as Kevin tried intervene. "Hey, don't listen to those guys. They're lying! They created that thing. I saw their machine and the gamma thing. Just check the garage." Said Kevin "Sorry sir. The everything in the garage burned down with it. So if those were evidence to support your claim, it nothing but Ashes." Said the officer Kevin then stormed off to his bike and left while the Eds where being interviewed.
The next day, Edd and his family now are staying at Eddy's until their house is repaired. "So I guess we are sharing rooms Sockhead? Said Eddy "We'll it was either that or stay in Ed's place. Me and family would rather stay here than Ed's messy room in the basement and sleeping in a dirty bed or smelling the stench of Ed's gravy tub." Said Edd "Hey guys, check out the newspaper!" Said Ed. He handed the newspaper to Edd as Edd reads it. "It talks about what happened last night. It says that the Creature who police is now calling the Hulk destroyed my house and almost killed three boys." Said Edd. "Cool so those it say about how I heroicly fight fought creature and save you guys." Said Eddy. "Well, yes it said one of the three boys stayed that he has fought off the monster so I assumed we are the three boys. Apparently the boy said he saved the other two by using his fists of strength?" Said Edd "Yup, that newspaper article is gonna make me famous. Everyone will finally give the respect I deserve and maybe I can make some cash with this Hulk." Says Eddy "Well I wouldn't really recommended Eddy. It seems that Kevin is said to have seen the Hulk and gave a description to what it looks like and now the Hulk is wanted for attempted murder and destruction of property. The police are offering $10,000 reward to whoever captures the Hulk." Said Edd "$10,000! We can buy a whole jawbreaker factory with that kind of cash!" Said Eddy "Eddy! Your the Hulk! That means there after you!" Said Edd "Oh! So that means I'm a wanted man. Said Eddy "We'll the Hulk is actually since the Hulk doesn't look like you Eddy. So the best way is that no one your the Hulk. I unfortunately can't make a cure since all my research is burned to flames so I guess you are stuck with this problem for a while till I can research and make a new cure" Said Edd. "Well I guess I am going to have to just live with it until then." Said Eddy. He then left Ed's place and headed home.
Back at the CulDaSac, the kids gathered around talking about the creature after reading the news about the Hulk. "So this Hulk, almost killed the Eds and destroyed Edd's house. I actually feel sorry for those guys." Said Nazz "Oh, common, those Dorks created that Hulk, I heard them talking about it and I saw a machine was built by them along with A container labled gamma which I overheard talking about it." Said Kevin. "But Kevin, the creature attacked the Eds and destroyed Edd's house so why would it attack the it's own creators." Said Johnny "I don't know what that Hulk is, but I know it has to the with Eds. All the evidence was burned down, I will capture this thing and found out." Said Kevin. "Yeah that Hulk is worth $10,000, I say when we capture it we get to split the money." Said Sarah "You guys can have the money, all I want is the Hulk so I can find out what it is and prove the connection with the dorks." Said Kevin "Well Rolf has the best hunting tools to take out the monster. Rolf must first recapture all the escaped animals that went loose and fix the fence before hunting the Hulk." Said Rolf. Everyone all agree to capture the Hulk while Eddy overheards from a distance. Eddy just then walked away and headed to his house. In his room he just sighs and reads one of his magazines as he knows the kids now are after the Hulk and must be careful. So the Hulk is now wanted for destruction and attempted murder. The Eds can't prove that Eddy or the Hulk didn't cause the fire or tried to kill Ed and Edd. So they must keep it a secret till they found a way to control the raging spirit in Eddy.