In outer space, the group of misfit heroes known as the Guardians of the Galaxy flies away from multiple spaceships for reasons the guardians are arguing among themselves.
"It's Rocket's fault. He's the one that insulted the queen," said Star-lord, flying the spaceship.
"No way, I made one comment about that woman's hair. It's Quill's fault, " said Rocket, using the ship's weapons
"How?!"
"You try to raise award money."
"Please, everyone agree that we want more."
"I don't remember that."
Then Gamora steps into the conversation and says, "enough. It doesn't matter who is at fault if we all vaporize."
"I think I would survive the Cartzon weaponry," said Drax.
"No, you won't be dead like us if someone can fly better," said Rocket.
"How about you shoot better," Peter suggested, dodging a couple of laser shots.
"I am Groot," said Groot.
"Thank you, Groot," said Rocket.
Rocket fires a couple of lasers back, destroying a few of Cartzon's ships, but more show up.
"We need a plan, Pete," said Gamora.
"I'm working on it," said Peter.
"How could you be working on a plan if you're flying the ship?" Drax commented.
"Seriously, how dumb are you?" said Rocket.
Then a laser hits the ship's right side, causing the ship's alarm to go off. Gamora checks the ship.
"We're going to lose fuel in less than forty minutes,"
"Dammit," Peter thinks for a moment before coming up with an idea, "hey Rocket, did you finish the upgrade Rockets?"
"Yeah, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yep, everyone brace yourself."
Peter flips a switch next to his control, and the ship starts speeding off from the other ships, but they don't see the dimly lit portal opening up in front of them. In mere seconds, the guardians are gone in a flash. Then they reappear in the Earth's solar system, and they're near Jupiter.
"Alright, we lost them," said Peter.
"Wow, I didn't think the booster had that much kick to it," said Rocket.
"What did you even do to the booster?"
"I put a lot of upgrades and some parts from the black market."
"I'm going to ask what type of part you got from the black market."
"We escaped from our enemy's clutches, so what now?" said Drax.
"We need to land somewhere. The ship took massive damage from that laser blast and is going at max speed and needs to refuel and fix," said Gamora.
"Since I think we're in the Milky Way galaxy, I might as well ask Stark for refuel," said Peter.
"Ah, we're going to Earth. That planet sucks," said Rocket.
"I am Groot," said Groot.
"You like it because you get free water."
"Enough, we're heading to earth," said Peter.
"I do hope we get to eat that wonderful wrapped food again," said Drax.
"You mean a burrito?"
"Yes, burrito."
The Guardian notices a space shuttle floating near the planet as Peter flies the damaged ship toward Earth.
"I wonder what that's about?" Peter thought then. Suddenly, the ship was making a decent fast "yeah, we're making an emergency landing."
Peter takes the ship into the Earth's atmosphere, and he manages to land the ship in the U.S. but not in the city they wanted, and he lands the ship in the desert. Everyone gets off the ship.
"Peter, where are we?" said Drax.
"I have no idea. I don't exactly have the U.S. map, but I know that we're far from New York City, "said Peter.
Rocket looks at the damaged ship. "I can fix the ship."
"Really?"
"Sure, maybe."
Groot walks up to a cactus and pokes at it. "I am Groot."
"No, we're not taking that with us," said Rocket, as Groots pouted.
Drax notices something in the distance and moves the cars. "Quill I see something in the distance?"
"Let me check it out," Peter digitized his helmet and used the zoom feature to see what Drax was looking at, and he smiled underneath his helmet.
"Peter, what is it?" said Gamora.
Peter unplugged his helmet and said to his friends, "We're in Vegas, baby!"