Author's note.

Ever since I found out that Marinette from 'Miraculous Ladybug' and Verosika Mayday from 'Helluva Boss' share a voice actress, I thought; 'what if the two team up to take down Lila?'. Well, I don't own either Miraculous of Helluva Boss, so please support the official release and enjoy.

Chapter 1

Helluva alliance

'God fucking damn Lila', thought Marinette as she stomped home. 'I can't believe those idiots in my class believe that ugly cow'.

Meanwhile.

'God fucking damn that Italian hoe', thought Verosika. 'Who does she think she is? Lying about helping the cops get me arrested! Rrrrrrrrrrr! I have half a mind to-".

Crash.

The two had crashed into each other before they shouted. "WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE-". They then saw who they crashed into.

"HEY!", they shouted at the same time. "I know you".

"You're Verosika Mayday", said Marinette. "The world's most controversial pop star".

"And YOU'RE Marinette Dupain-Cheng", said Verosika. "AKA MDC, Jagged Stone won't stop talking about you".

"What are you doing in Paris?" Asked Marinette.

"I'm here on vacation", said Verosika. "Then I read some news article on some tabloid fuck stain of a site called the Ladyblog that some bitch named Lila Rossi helped get me arrested. That's Bullshit! The one who got me arrested was my ex-boyfriend!".

"Well, that lying bitch makes me look like bully", said Marinette. "Not to mention she tells lies like she breathes". The two then blinked at each other before Verosika smirked.

"May I speak to your parents?" Asked Verosika.

"Uh, why?" Asked Marinette. Verosika's smirk only grew.

They then arrived at Marinette's home; Dupain-Cheng Pastries, when a Chinese woman was serving the counter.

"Hi mom" said Marinette.

"Marinette", said the woman, who just so happened to be her mom. "Glad to see you ba-". She stopped when she saw who was with her.

"Uh, honey", said Mrs. Cheng. "Our daughter brought someone home".

"Who?" Asked a voice in the back.

"Have a look for yourself" replied Mrs. Cheng. A large muscular giant with a moustache came from around the back. He gasped when he saw Verosika standing behind Marinette.

"Are you Verosika Mayday?" Asked Mr. Dupain.

"Well I sure ain't Selena Gomez" said Verosika.

"What are you doing here?" Asked Mrs. Cheng.

"You know that bitch Lila Rossi?" Asked Verosika. Marinette's parents scowled.

"What did she do this time?" Asked Mrs. Cheng.

"Lied about helping the police catch me", said Verosika. "And I want to speak with you and your lovely daughter".

"Really?" Asked Mr. Dupain.

"But not here", said Verosika. "Come back to my hotel room and we'll discuss everything". Closing up the shop early, they followed Verosika to her hotel room (which happened to be the hotel where Chloe lives). They made her way to her room in suite 36, there, they saw her crew; Ace, Kat, Josh, Kiki, Milky, Apple, Coco and the bodyguard, Tex.

"Ya cooled down yet boss?" Asked Ace. He then noticed Marinette and her parents.

"Who's that?" Asked Ace.

"Yeah, you know her or something boss?" Asked Kiki.

"Maybe boss is earning some extra cash babysitting?" Suggested Apple.

"Girl", said Coco. "That girl looks to be about 15-yrs-old. She don't need a babysitter".

"This is Marinette Dupain-Cheng", said Verosika. "And the people behind her are her parents". Her crew's eyes went wide.

"Wait, that big guy's that girl's dad?", asked Milky. "Dude, what has he been eating?".

"Or who", said Kat. "He looks like he could grind us into paste".

"But the woman doesn't look too bad" said Josh.

"Oh please", said Ace. "Any girl can kick your ass Josh". Josh just gave Ace the bird.

"So, why are they here boss?" Asked Tex.

"We have one thing in common", said Verosika. "We fucking hate Lila". The entire crew scowled at the mention of the Italian's name.

"And WE", said Verosika. "Are gonna get back at that bitch".

"But how?" Asked Marinette. Verosika smirked. Her and her crew were bathed in blue hellfire. This shocked Marinette and her parents. When it died down, Verosika and her crew were in their true forms. they were succubi and Incubi with skins that ranged from pink to red and had horns and tails of various styles. Tex however was a grey furred hellhound.

"Are, are you gonna kill us?" Asked Marinette sounding scared.

"No", said Verosika. "The worst thing we could do is give ya an STD".

"So that explains why all your audiences were put in drunken orgies", said Mrs. Cheng. "You need to feed".

"Well, your half right" said Verosika.

"Back to the problem at hand", said Mr. Dupain. "How are we gonna deal with Lila?".

"It's a battle of words", said Verosika. "Anyone can persuade anyone to do anything with you say the right thing convincingly enough. I should know, I was a master of this back. In high. School". Verosika then gain a smirk so wicked it would make the grinch jealous.

"You got a plan boss?" Asked Ace.

"Everybody pack your bags and grab your books", said Verosika wickedly. "We're going back to school".