What if the 7 chaos emeralds were instead the seven dragon balls

Eggman, a man of 300 IQ, as determined by an information booklet presented from the game Sonic Heroes, caused an interdimensional rift that changed states of matter into different objects. Unfortunately, the chaos emeralds used to power such a device were affected, and as a result, they were changed into different fan bases beloved dragon balls.

Because Eggman finally realized that Sonic had plot armium, there was no authentic way for him to defeat Sonic. Tried as eggman did, he built hundreds if not thousands of robots out of the nearby livestock, and once had an assembly fleet of a flying fortress with frigate sized aircraft. Even if Eggman had the favor of God and the Pope's blessing, Sonic still triumphed in some form or fashion through a means of a miracle.

Eggman told himself he wouldn't scoop to such a level unless he was truly desperate to the hedgehog that put him in financial ruin, no thanks to his own mistakes of course. But to him, this plan was sinister. To anyone else it would seem borderline childish.

After collecting all seven dragon balls, Eggman scratched his head in confusion.

"I've read through the Legends hundreds of times, and I have made every accountable step for this process to be complete, yes here I remain stumped and baffled as I'm so close to my goal.*

Eggman shook his head in frustration. He gave a kick to the three-star ball and it did not travel an inch, for there was a delay in the transition to summon shenron from a different dimension. Suddenly the ball's glowed and began to levitate in the air. All forms would look to be a spiral and they shot up and downward. Suddenly a bright flash erupted from the Apex of the balls turning, and intrinsically, Eggman thought he went unconscious until finally seeing the great being that was Shenron.

"I am the eternal dragon! State your wish and i- Huh…"

"I can't believe this actually was true!"

"I'm about as shocked as you. Normally I get summoned by the same idiots that keep asking me to revive Goku, or build a planet. Anyways, you heard me ramble on enough and I'm feeling generous. You may receive four wishes."

"Four wishes eh? Hohohohooo I feel humbled. Now without a-do, may I ask why not five?"

"Five is right out!"

"Hmm, yes, now for my first wish, I want sonic and his friends to lose their ability to run fast."

"Done, the majority of them are now crippled."

"Eegad dragon! I didn't want them to suffer! Erm, revert my wish please?"

"And I thought a 6 foot hoagie was a broad misuse of my powers… Done."

"Hmm… I wish all my debt owed to companies forever be paid."

"Done… All debts to this point have been paid. You have one wish remaining."

"Yes! Hohohhoooo! And now, my final wish! I wish to defeat Sonic the hedgehog!"

"...Uh, sorry, that is beyond my power."

"Wha-? But you're a magical talking dragon! I demand you respect my wishes!"

Look, I'm going to stop you before you waste another wish. Technically by wishing that, it could mean that you beat him in a game of chess, or through something horrifically insignificant and less satisfying than what your twisted fantasies possessed."

"Then by great insight oh dragon, I wish to obtain The uncanny ability to always defeat Sonic the hedgehog!"

"No you need to stop this, this is unhealthy! God, this is worse than when Bruce Wayne wished to be the richest man in the world. But then he kept obtaining money by giving it to one man, making him wealthier, thus making Wayne wealthier because of the art of the perpetual wish -you know what that's like?"

"It's like if a custom UNO card made you draw four every turn."

"And I'm not someone who updates their Facebook status everyday, let alone, updating someone else's Petty life status. Continuous wishes are not beyond my power, they're just really f****** annoying to deal with."

"So there's really no way that I can defeat Sonic?"

"What? This conversation has gotten nowhere! I thought you said you did your research before summoning me, but instead I travel through a f****** dimension to what feels like a poorly written fanfiction!"

"Poorly written fanfiction? Why of course! Dragon, for my final wish, I wish to receive favor from the writer of this story."

"And so it shall be. Good luck fixing that mistake. Big green out!"

And with another mighty flash, shenron and the dragon balls dissipate into the sky. A dark green speck appears from the sky from which shenron disappeared. Eggman, still looking up, observed that the spec became bigger. A couple hundred feet up, a marble textured green cat was wearing jeans, a long sleeved gray shirt, solid black boots, and a parachute suddenly deployed.

"Hey man what the hell? I was writing a plot line for 5 minutes and already you drag me into this? How does someone mess up this badly? The dragon balls were supposed to be your plot armor, your deus ex machina, the literal exploding cat card that could not be diffused unless the opponent you chose had five diffuse cards. I even wrote in an extra wish just for Mainstays and the lolz, but now I can't write the story. You might call this a type of character development, but there is no character development from you. Your legs grew 3 ft in length, you changed your name, and you trimmed your mustache, but you are still the same psychotic failure who's only objective in life is to defeat Sonic and promote your evil empire."

"Hohohooo little cat runt, but observe how I, Dr eggman, was given The uncanny ability to control time and space through your plot narrative. And why is it taking so long for you to fall to the ground!?"

"I might prefer not smacking into the ground at terminal velocity."

"Suit yourself but I'm leaving. Once I deal with Sonic I'll come back for you."

And so, Eggman left among his own to terrorize the world he was in. The original writer of the story, Mat, held a grim face of disappointment, realizing he should have predicted something like this would happen. And because Mat didn't understand the world of Mobius, it instead takes place situationally like how humanoids situationally live, and Mat had the entire map in his head, so he knew where everyone lived, and more importantly, could ask Tails for assistance in creating a device to find the dragon balls. The dragon balls… Which replaced the chaos emeralds…

"Someone's not going to like the news about the chaos emeralds…" Mat thought.