Rom, I shrunk the Nep
"GET BACK HERE YOU TWO!"
A loud scream echoed across the Basilicom, accompanied by the sounds of ice shattering and children laughing. "YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH US FIRST!" Two voices yelled back.
Blanc, CPU of Lowee, was chasing the two CPU candidates, Rom and Ram. They had broken into her room and stolen highly confidential documents critical to the security of Lowee, hidden deep within Blanc's closet. The twins putting up walls of ice in an attempt to slow Blanc down, and Blanc was shattering them with her hammer.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING GROUND YOU FOR A YEAR WHEN I CATCH YOU!"
"Remember what you said about swearing!?" The twins responded in a mocking voice to Blanc's threat.
"TWO YEARS!"
Blanc was slowly closing in on the twins. "Ram she's gonna catch us!" Rom panicked as Blanc was getting closer and closer.
"Just a bit further." Ram said with a smile on her face as she ran towards the room the two had prepared. Upon entering it, they prepared a spell.
"LET'S GO, TELEPORTATION SPELL, ACTIVATE!" The runes they had prepared started to glow as Blanc entered the room.
"THERES NOWHERE TO RUN!" Blanc yelled before seeing the runes on the ground. "Wait, what are you two doing!?" She panicked as the room began to glow as she heard another voice in the room.
"AND I'M HERE TOO" An annoying high-pitched voice belonging to a certain purple CPU joined the Lowee CPUs, right as the room lit up and blinded everyone inside.
X
"Cough cough, where are you Ram?" Smoke filled the room before dissipating, leaving two CPU candidates and the Clothes of two CPUs.
"I'm still here, is Blanc gone?" The twins surveyed the situation, the smoke wasn't part of their plan. "I think I see here clothes where she was standing" Rom pointed to Blanc's clothes, laying in disarray where she was standing.
"Haha! It worked!" Ram puffed up with pride at the result of their spell. "Now we can read what she was hiding in without her stopping us!"
"But Ram, her clothes are right there, and so are Neptune's. Wouldn't that mean they're naked?" Rom said with concern for Blanc and Neptune. "It'll be fine Rom; they can just transform."
"But the smoke didn't go off when we tested it earlier, what if we sent them to the wrong place?" Ram dismissed this as well with a happy expression. "They're strong, they'll be fine wherever they go. The share power they have probably just messed it up a little bit".
"I'm still worried about them."
"Look Rom, we don't have much time to read whatever Blanc was hiding, we should hurry" Ram grabbed Rom's arm and started to head back to their room.
"Well… I guess that's true" Rom decided to follow her sister, just as curious about what Blanc was hiding, leaving the clothes where they fell.
Shortly after the twins left, Blanc's hat began to shuffle before rising upward. A groggy brown-haired girl no taller than an apple came out from under it.
"Ugh, what happened?" Blanc looked around in confusion while walking aimlessly, her vision still blurred from the aftershock of the spell. "Are these clothes? They kind of look like mine… nah that can't be it… and why is it so breezy?"
Blanc then looked down at her body, seeing two round dots where her dress should be. "Huh, they kind of looks like my… AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Blanc crouched down and covered her now even tinier breasts. "WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?" She looked around in a panic, seeing the enlarged furniture of the room, her giant clothes in a pile, and a D-Pad hairpin flying at her.
"SHADDUP IT'S SHTILL SHLEEP TIME" A sleepy voice yelled at Blanc, after throwing the heaviest thing it could find. "GUH!" Blanc grunted as the hairpin pinned her to the ground, conveniently hiding her body from the view.
"NEPTUNE!" Blanc pushed up the hairpin and held it over her head as she got up. "GET UP AND HELP ME!" She yelled as she threw it back towards its owner.
"Just five more-GAH!" Neptune woke up with the shock of the impact. "WHERE THE HELL AM I" Neptune realized something was wrong immediately. She remembered something about going to Lowee, but nothing about sleeping naked in an unfamiliar place.
"You're in Lowee, and you're going to tell me what the fuck you did!" Blanc charged at Neptune, thinking she had something to do with the Twin's prank.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOU-" Neptune yelled while running away before Blanc tackled her and pinned her to the ground. "Uhm, did we happen to do anything improper last night?" Neptune said with a worried smile as Blanc looked down at her with an angry expression. "And if we did, do you think we could wait a bit before we continue?"
Neptune's insinuation made Blanc realize the position the two were in. Two women, completely naked, with one on top of the other. If Neptune was replaced by a certain friend of Blanc's…
Blanc's face flushed red at the thought and jumped off Neptune. "No wait, that's not what we were doing!" Neptune responded with a coy smile "Reaaaallllly? You sure about that?"
"Yes Yes Yes!" Blanc covered her face in shame. "I was just chasing after my sisters after they stole my manuscr… important government documents."
"Huh, that's what was going on." Neptune thought as she tried to remember why she was here. "I think I remember finding a room with a bunch of weird symbols. I was looking around and I heard some people coming in, so I hid to surprise them. I guess that must have been you and the Twins." Neptune explained while Blanc was trying to calm her heart.
"So why were you here in the first place?" Blanc asked in an attempt to keep Neptune talking as unwanted thoughts of Lilies danced in her mind.
"Well you know… Histy and I kind of had a little disagreement about the division of labor… so I decided to see what you were doing."
"You need to work more and stop leaving everything to her and your sister." Blanc retorted in an exasperated tone; Neptune's antics having gotten her back to normal.
"Diplomatic relations are an important part of managing a kingdom!" Neptune said in an attempt to justify her laziness. "Anyway, what were you saying about a manuscript?"
Blanc's face immediately turned red again. "I-I-I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AN EROTIC MANUSCRIPT!" She stuttered, giving away more information than she intended.
"Ohoho, I see." Neptune snickered. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your sexy secrets."
"Anyway… we should focus on getting back to normal." Blanc changed the subject. "Rom and Ram said something about teleporting, but that clearly didn't happen. The spell must have gone wrong and shrunk us instead. They always try to do things they don't have the experience to do."
Neptune (not paying attention) looked around the room. "Hey, I just remembered I brought some pudding, where did it- AHHHHHHH!" Neptune pointed in horror at the remnants of two pudding cups, their contents smoking and splattered across a rune. "MY PUDDING!"
"CAN YOU PLEASE FOCUS!" Blanc started to yell at Neptune right as they heard footsteps approaching. "HIDE" Blanc grabbed Neptune and ran towards the nearest point of cover. A cabinet, which had a space barely tall enough for them to lie down on their stomachs underneath. The doorknob turned, and the door opened to reveal…