This fic is based loosely on something that happened to someone I know lol.

Cersei stretched out in her gold-plated tub and sighed contently. This was the life. Or rather it would be if the stupid covid hadn't scared her overly cautious maid into quitting. Not that she didn't have multiple maids, but Bernadette was the only one she trusted in her personal quarters.

She reached for the tall wine glass on the rim of the tub, finishing the last of it. Curiously she grabbed her phone next to it and checked the time: 2:52pm

The chauffeur would have the kids home from school in less than half an hour. She'd barely had been in the tub ten minutes! Where had all the time gone? It must have taken her longer than she realized to find and lay out her afternoon clothes. She cursed not having a trusted servant to do such a lowly task for her. She could stay in longer, but she was anxious and wanted to be ready when the children arrived home.

Today was report card day. Hopefully, Tommen would not get written up for the third time. She had to admit he was much better behaved than Joffrey had been at his age, but stealing other children's snacks during nap time was not a good look, both literally and figuratively.

She stood and reached for a nearby towel. In record time she was dried. dressed and on her way to the kitchens to check the chef's progress on the homemade banana nut muffins she'd ordered made for the kids after school snack.

She was halfway to the kitchens when she started to feel very uncomfortable down below. She hoped she wasn't getting yet another yeast infection from the peanut butter that Jaime had spread and licked off of her earlier that day. He'd insisted yet again on mixing his two favorite things to taste together. Not that she had complained any at the time, of course.

When she made it to the kitchens she felt even worse. "All done just as you asked," the chef informed her when she inquired about the muffins.

Ignoring her pain, she tried one and it was like biting in to heaven. "Wonderful. You truly do such an amazing job, Olyvar."

He beamed. "Thank you! You want to know the secret. I put this fantas-"

"Truly I don't need to know. I must be heading off," she replied, shifting uncomfortably. She felt even worse now. It was so bad it felt like her entire nether area had acid reflux. Had there been something wrong with the bath? Not only did her female parts feel like they were on fire, but the rest of her nether regions did too.

"Wait! I don't mean to be inappropriate or rather perhaps, I do, but is your brother single?

"Why do you ask?"

"Why do I ask? You blind girlfriend? That is one fine man. Know what I'm saying? Well, you're his sister so I guess not, but yum yum yum yum yum!"

"If he is what concern is it of yours? What would make you think he would be interested in you?"

"Just a feeling. I mean I've never seen him with any female other than you so..." he trailed off suggestively "Can you see if he'd be interested in me?"

"Hmph. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling rather uncomfortable right now. But rest assured that we will revisit this conversation later."

Short I know, but please review :) There will be one more short chapter of this and how soon I post it depends highly on how many reviews this gets! :)