PAIRING: Arcobaleno & Arcobaleno
TAGS: Chatting & Messaging, Pre-Canon, Adult Arco, No Arco Curse
Swearing, Sexual Humor
Crack, Humor, Fluff, Slice of Life, Bonding, Arcobaleno As Family, Minor or Background Colonnello/Lal Mirch, possibly Out of Character, Self-Indulgent
WARNING: Not Beta Read
[firstclasstutor has added brawn, calmwind, brain and four others to the Arcobaleno group chat]
[hungry4coin left the group chat]
[IBegToDiffer left the group chat]
TillDeathDoUsPart: LMAO bye
brain: are you insane
[TillDeathDoUsPart left the group chat]
[brain left the group chat]
brawn: who the fuck are you and what did you do with reborn? ? ?
calmwind: Is everything alright?
sugarseer: Yes, don't worry! I just thought this would be a good idea for us to grow closer to each other, but…
[firstclasstutor has added hungry4coin, IBegToDiffer, TillDeathDoUsPart and one other to the group chat]
firstclasstutor: Listen here you bitches, this was Luce's idea, don't get me wrong. I don't want to be here any more than you do.
sugarseer: It was :(
brain: luce isn't the boss of me
brawn: and she got you to agree to it? ? ?
IBegToDiffer: This is a waste of time.
hungry4coin: and a waste of money.
hungry4coin: are you going to pay me for this?
sugarseer: If I must
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait what? no fucking way unless you're going to pay ALL of us
TillDeathDoUsPart: why would viper be the only one to get something out of this
firstclasstutor: Agreed.
hungry4coin: shocker.
hungry4coin: you simp.
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart, brawn and brain]
IBegToDiffer: Truly.
calmwind: Lol.
calmwind: Is that the right word?
calmwind: Just in case and to be clear, I'm laughing at you right now Reborn because of what Viper said.
TillDeathDoUsPart: LMAO
brawn: first of all LMAO
brawn: second of all i still don't believe this is actually reborn talking to us
brawn: tell me something only you would know about me if it's really you
[firstclasstutor]
firstclasstutor: Bitch.
[Read by brawn]
[Arcobaleno]
brawn: yeah okay it's that fucking asshole alright
brawn: you simp
[Liked by hungry4coin]
TillDeathDoUsPart: simp
[Liked by hungry4coin]
brain: i'm leaving
sugarseer: Come on, guys
sugarseer: Obviously I'm not going to force you to stay, but can you at least give this a chance?
sugarseer: Please? :(((((
sugarseer: While I'm still asking nicely.
TillDeathDoUsPart: what was that? ? ?
sugarseer: :)
brain: fucking hell
IBegToDiffer: How unpleasant.
hungry4coin: i'm not happy about this.
brain: reborn you fucking simp
[Liked by hungry4coin, brawn and TillDeathDoUsPart]
calmwind: Simp.
[Liked by hungry4coin, TillDeathDoUsPart, brawn and three others]
TillDeathDoUsPart: LMFAOOOO
brawn: ZESDFGHDF FOOOOOOON
TillDeathDoUsPart: you know what i'm loving this already actually
[Liked by brawn, hungry4coin, IBegToDiffer and three others]
firstclasstutor: You're all dead.
TillDeathDoUsPart: worth it
[Liked by hungry4coin, IBegToDiffer, brain and three others]
brawn: worth it
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart, hungry4coin, IBegToDiffer, and three others]
[Reborn The Simp]
[hungry4coin changed the group's name]
[Arcobaleno]
[firstclasstutor changed the group's name]
[Reborn The Simp]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
[Arcobaleno]
[firstclasstutor changed the group's name]
firstclasstutor: Stop it.
[Reborn The Simp]
[brawn changed the group's name]
brawn: no
[Liked by hungry4coin, TillDeathDoUsPart, IBegToDiffer and three others]
sugarseer: Hey guys, I'm glad to see you're all still here! How's everyone?
[Read by hungry4coin, firstclasstutor, brain and four others]
calmwind: I'm good, thank you. What about you?
sugarseer: I'm fine too, thanks!
[Read by calmwind, firstclasstutor, IBegToDiffer and four others]
sugarseer: Hi guys! Does anyone want to share what they've been up to lately?
[Read by brawn, calmwind, hungry4coin and four others]
calmwind: Nothing much, just taking on jobs here and there. How about you?
sugarseer: I've been working too! But I'm hoping for a bit of a break soon ^^
[Read by calmwind, IBegToDiffer, TillDeathDoUsPart and four others]
sugarseer: Hey guys! Are you all free sometime soon? I'm thinking it could be nice for all of us to meet together and spend some time together, what do you think?
[Read by TillDeathDoUsPart, firstclasstutor, hungry4coin and four others]
brawn: oh yeah we have this thing going on uh lol
brawn: does anyone even remember this
sugarseer: :)
sugarseer: :)))
sugarseer: :))))))
[brain]
brain: laughing hard at your dumb ass right now just so you know
[Read by brawn]
[firstclasstutor]
firstclasstutor: You're so fucking stupid.
firstclasstutor: Never stop entertaining me.
[Read by brawn]
[Reborn The Simp]
brawn: oh hey luce! !
brawn: how you've been?
[Read by sugarseer, brain, TillDeathDoUspart and four others]
IBegToDiffer: I guess this'll prove amusing from time to time at the very least.
[Liked by firstclasstutor, hungry4coin, calmwind and three others]
brain: i'm in tears right now
TillDeathDoUsPart: i laughed so hard i choked
TillDeathDoUsPart: luce i'm sorry and i love you
[Liked by sugarseer]
brawn: oh fuck off all of you
[Arcobaleno]
[firstclasstutor changed the group's name]
sugarseer: Enough.
[Liked by firstclasstutor]
hungry4coin: simp.
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart, brain, brawn and two others]
sugarseer: Guys help I
calmwind: Luce?
firstclasstutor: Luce?
firstclasstutor: Luce, what is it?
firstclasstutor: Answer.
TillDeathDoUsPart: oh no did something happen? ?
brain: her location's turned off
calmwind: She doesn't answer my calls either.
firstclasstutor: Viper, get in touch with the Giglio Nero.
hungry4coin: don't tell me do what to do.
hungry4coin: i'll expect payment for this.
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait wait wait is this actually bad? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: shit fuck
TillDeathDoUsPart: what can i do? ? ? ? ?
firstclasstutor: Is anyone in Italy right now?
brawn: am already on my way
TillDeathDoUsPart: will go there too! ! !
brain: anyone heard anything relevant lately?
brain: Viper?
hungry4coin: do you people expect me to do everything for you?
hungry4coin: why doesn't verde try and make himself useful?
IBegToDiffer: I'm obviously already trying to track her location and where she was last seen. I need to focus for that, so do refrain from uselessly distracting me again.
firstclasstutor: Enough.
firstclasstutor: I'll look for information on my side too. Let's keep each other updated.
sugarseer: Oh my God, guys, I'm so sorry! !
TillDeathDoUsPart: LUCE OMG YOU OKAY? ? ?
brain: what happened?
firstclasstutor: What happened?
calmwind: Luce, what a relief. Are you alright? Do you need help?
sugarseer: I'm okay, I'm okay! ! ! Actually I just wanted to ask for some advice for something, but I sent the message too early! And then something demanded for my attention and I kinda forgot about it? I'm so sorry :(((
firstclasstutor: What.
brawn: girl what? ? ?
hungry4coin: you're fucking kidding me.
brain: you can't be serious
TillDeathDoUsPart: luce? ? ?
brawn: it's been HOURS of dead silence
IBegToDiffer: Did you actually really get your whole family in on this?
calmwind: I'm afraid I'm not quite following.
sugarseer: Wait, did you try reaching out to my family? I didn't hear anything about it
sugarseer: But like I said, this is just an unfortunate misunderstanding
sugarseer: I'm sorry for leaving you on read though. :( I really can't imagine how it must have felt
brawn: omg
TillDeathDoUsPart: luce wtf
sugarseer: :)
brain: are you out of your fucking mind? fuck you
calmwind: I'm afraid I'm now following.
hungry4coin: do you think this is funny?
[IBegToDiffer left the group chat]
sugarseer: Aw, no, Verde!
hungry4coin: yeah fucking good idea actually.
[hungry4coin left the group chat]
[sugarseer has added IBegToDiffer and hungry4coin to the group chat]
sugarseer: Guys it's not like that! ! !
sugarseer: It was an accident I swear!
sugarseer: But I guess the silver lining of this is that now we'll get along a bit more on this group chat?
sugarseer: I hope so anyway.
sugarseer: :))))
hungry4coin: fuck you.
[Liked by brain]
calmwind: Well, I supposed we kind of deserved it.
hungry4coin: fuck you too.
[Liked by brain, firstclasstutor, brawn and two others]
brawn: hey reborn's being awfully silent
brawn: does that worry anyone else?
TillDeathDoUsPart: oh god he's going to kill her for real luce RUN
[Liked by hungry4coin and IBegToDiffer]
sugarseer: No way, he wouldn't do that! ! I mean, you guys were so worried! ! ! See, you actually love our little group too, don't you?
brawn: i wouldn't go that far
calmwind: Agreed.
TillDeathDoUsPart: seconded
sugarseer: Fine, but you care at the very least! !
IBegToDiffer: As if.
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait no i'm team care at the very least actually
TillDeathDoUsPart: even if you guys don't deserve it
brawn: yeah team care too
calmwind: I suppose.
firstclasstutor: I'm team do that ever again and I'll end you myself.
hungry4coin: strongly agreed.
brain: seconded
sugarseer: Hihi
IBegToDiffer: I despise you right now.
[Liked by firstclasstutor, brain, hungry4coin and three others]
sugarseer: :(
[TillDeathDoUsPart has sent a link: The Immortal Stuntman Next Show Reveals to be Especially Amazing]
TillDeathDoUsPart: ah shit
[TillDeathDoUsPart deleted his message]
TillDeathDoUsPart: this wasn't for you
TillDeathDoUsPart: don't look it up
TillDeathDoUsPart: don't come
TillDeathDoUsPart: actually let me just cancel the show real quick
TillDeathDoUsPart: alright life's good again you can all move on with your lives
hungry4coin: LMAO drag their asses skull
[Liked by brain and TillDeathDoUsPart]
brawn: what makes you think he wasn't talking about you too? ?
[Liked by firstclasstutor, calmwind and IBegToDiffer]
hungry4coin: are you kidding me.
hungry4coin: when have i ever cared about skull one way or another?
TillDeathDoUsPart: okay? ? ? ?
hungry4coin: i only care about him when he's funny.
TillDeathDoUsPart: thanks but okay? ? ? ?
[sugarseer's typing]
TillDeathDoUsPart: NO LUCE DONT! ! !
TillDeathDoUsPart: let's just forget this whole thing
TillDeathDoUsPart: i really actually canceled the show anyway
firstclasstutor: Do you have something to say to us, Lackey?
TillDeathDoUsPart: lol
TillDeathDoUsPart: i mean? ? ? ? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: lmao
TillDeathDoUsPart: you just didn't say that to me
firstclasstutor: All I hear is a dog who's all barks and no bite.
TillDeathDoUsPart: okay sure
[Liked by hungry4coin, sugarseer, calmwind and one other]
TillDeathDoUsPart: fine
TillDeathDoUsPart: where do i even start?
[TillDeathDoUsPart's typing]
[TillDeathDoUsPart's typing]
[TillDeathDoUsPart's typing]
[TillDeathDoUsPart's typing]
TillDeathDoUsPart: bitch
TillDeathDoUsPart: hope this helped sempai
firstclasstutor: Oh?
hungry4coin: LMAOOOO.
brain: i'm on the fucking floor right now
IBegToDiffer: You know what, on second thoughts I'm quite in love with this group chat too.
brain: i can't breathe
[Liked by hungry4coin]
firstclasstutor: Do you think this screen will keep you safe, Lackey?
TillDeathDoUsPart: worth it
TillDeathDoUsPart: i'm nothing if not committed to the bit
TillDeathDoUsPart: didn't you already know this sempai?
calmwind: Okay, as much as this is all very funny, let's try and keep the hostility to a minimum.
[Liked by sugarseer]
hungry4coin: someone's being REAL quite for some reason.
hungry4coin: can't imagine why.
calmwind: Viper, please.
brain: i'm crying laughing
[Liked by hungry4coin]
calmwind: Lal, please.
hungry4coin: girl me too so much.
[Liked by brain]
TillDeathDoUsPart: ANYWAY
TillDeathDoUsPart: i AM the funniest person in this group don't you ever forget it
[Liked by hungry4coin, brain, sugarseer and two others]
[Skull Is The Funniest Guy You'll Ever Meet]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
brawn: don't break your back trying so hard to suck your own dick lackey
[Liked by firstclasstutor]
TillDeathDoUsPart: oh you don't even have to worry about it
brain: esftghjh? ? ?
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart]
calmwind: What… does that mean?
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart]
TillDeathDoUsPart: ;)
sugarseer: Hey do any of you know how to cook an apple cake?
brain: who the fuck allowed you to be inside a kitchen get the hell out of there
sugarseer: Aw :(
calmwind: Yes, please, do so as fast as you can.
brawn: i'm quite good at apple cakes actually!
brawn: what do you need help with?
[firstclasstutor has answered tobrawn's message: i'm quite good at apple cakes actually!]
firstclasstutor: Hilarious.
[Liked by brain]
firstclasstutor: I've unfortunately eaten your cooking before, Colonnello.
[Liked by brain]
firstclasstutor: Your delusions can only go so far.
[Liked by brain]
brawn: fuck you
brawn: you too lal wth :(
[Liked by brain]
sugarseer: Never mind the fire's already started :(
brain: fucking hell luce
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait send us a picture so fon can weep in front of it
[Liked by hungry4coin, brain, firstclasstutor and one other]
calmwind: I'll pass, thank you.
brain: need urgent back up
brain: anyone near palermo?
calmwind: I'm in China right now.
brain: then why the fuck would you answer me
calmwind: What do you mean? So you'd know I'm unfortunately unable to come to your aid.
brain: wouldn't the ones available be the ones to answer me here
firstclasstutor: No, I'm on Fon's side here. Don't be unreasonable just because you might die soon.
hungry4coin: i'm on lal's side.
firstclasstutor: Shocker. When haven't you ever been on the not-Fon's-side side?
hungry4coin: you're goddamn right.
brain: anyone near palermo? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait why colonnello has yet to answer you
TillDeathDoUsPart: is he dead? ?
brain: he's on a job
firstclasstutor: What a shame.
TillDeathDoUsPart: LOL
sugarseer: I'll send you some of my men! Just give me your precise location?
brain: thank you
brain: everyone but luce is useless here
[Liked by sugarseer]
TillDeathDoUsPart: thanks! i really try my best
[Liked by firstclasstutor, hungry4coin and calmwind]
[brawn has answered to brain's message: everyone but luce is useless here]
brawn: ? ? ?
brain: are you for real
brawn: :(
brain: oh for fuck's sake
brain: ...fine
brain: everyone but luce and colonnello are useless here
brain: happy now?
brawn: yes :)
hungry4coin: get a fucking room jesus fuck
[Liked by IBegToDiffer, firstclasstutor, calmwind and two others]
brawn: oh yeah also
brawn: fuck you reborn and skull
[Liked by brain]
brawn: hey lal i
brawn: oh good lord sweet jesus thank fucking god i sent it early
brawn: anyway that wasn't meant for you guys forget it
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait no i want to know now
TillDeathDoUsPart: what the hell were you going to say to her? ?
firstclasstutor: Are you two sexting with each other?
TillDeathDoUsPart: omg
TillDeathDoUsPart: ARE you? ?
brain: i'm going to hunt you guys down for sports
firstclasstutor: Good luck with that.
TillDeathDoUsPart: you'll never catch me
brain: bet
[brawn]
brawn: i love you
brawn: like so much
brawn: hope you're having a good day
brain: yeah yeah whatever
brain: god you're so
brain: love you too
[Liked by brawn]
[Are Lal And Colonnello Sexting Each Other?]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
[So What If We Are? Don't Be Jealous]
[brawn changed the group's name]
[Mind Your Own Fucking Business]
[brain changed the group's name]
[Neither Of Them Denied It]
[firstclasstutor changed the group's name]
[Fuck You]
[brain changed the group's name]
[Will They? Place Your Bets]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
hungry4coin: LMAO.
[Liked by IBegToDiffer, calmwind and sugarseer and one other]
TillDeathDoUsPart: hey i'm still up and i'll make it you guys problem too
TillDeathDoUsPart: roll call who else is up
sugarseer: Skull, this is very late, is everything okay?
TillDeathDoUsPart: first off all time isn't real
TillDeathDoUsPart: also right back at you and ALL of you
TillDeathDoUsPart: i can see you're online too don't play dumb
firstclasstutor: None of your business.
sugarseer: Still working, unfortunately :(
hungry4coin: i can do what i want.
IBegToDiffer: Time zones as well as other countries are a thing.
TillDeathDoUsPart: it's always so nice to talk with you guys
TillDeathDoUsPart: but anyway i think i'm gonna go for a night ride
TillDeathDoUsPart: who wants to come?
calmwind: Would love too, if that's okay with you.
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait aren't you in china right now?
calmwind: It's fine, will be there soon.
TillDeathDoUsPart: define soon? ? ?
brawn: ? ? ? ?
hungry4coin: he's going to swim across the ocean that dumb bitch i just know it.
brawn: LMAO
TillDeathDoUsPart: LOL
firstclasstutor: Almost choked on my coffee.
sugarseer: Why are you two always like this :(
brain: don't give him ideas
calmwind: :)
brawn: shit
TillDeathDoUsPart: FON? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: fon this could mean anything please talk to us
hungry4coin: come get me if you dare.
sugarseer: :(((
firstclasstutor: Just hurry up and come here.
[firstclasstutor deleted his message]
firstclasstutor: That wasn't for you.
IBegToDiffer: Like I'd have cared either way.
brawn: lol literally
TillDeathDoUsPart: for real
brawn: who'd ever come anywhere for you you bastard
TillDeathDoUsPart: for real
hungry4coin: hope you die before they come
TillDeathDoUsPart: wait what?
TillDeathDoUsPart: no viper you got it all wrong
TillDeathDoUsPart: he was obviously talking to a woman
calmwind: Agreed.
brawn: or a man
TillDeathDoUsPart: oh and YOU would know that wouldn't you?
brawn: what ME? ?
brawn: are you kidding me? ?
brawn: how fucking stupid can you be lackey are you blind
brawn: i'm pretty damn sure he's slept with fon before
IBegToDiffer: Agreed.
calmwind: We haven't though.
TillDeathDoUsPart: it doesn't mean he still couldn't have slept with you too
TillDeathDoUsPart: lal how would you feel about that?
brain: viper
hungry4coin: hilarious.
hungry4coin: i don't think so.
hungry4coin: i'm too good for him.
TillDeathDoUsPart: omg guys wait wait wait
TillDeathDoUsPart: LUCE
hungry4coin: lol.
brawn: DUDE
TillDeathDoUsPart: AM I WRONG
IBegToDiffer: Quite, I'd say, yes.
brain: reborn the simp tho so idk is he?
hungry4coin: LOL.
calmwind: I can't help but notice that Luce has yet to say anything to that.
brawn: oh shit guys reborn isn't online anymore
TillDeathDoUsPart: worth it
[Liked by brawn, calmwind, hungry4coin and two others]
[Are Reborn and Luce Fucking?]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
sugarseer: Hm.
[omg im sorry please dont be mad]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
firstclasstutor: Bitch.
[Liked by brawn]
calmwind: 肏.
calmwind: Ah.
TillDeathDoUsPart: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
brawn: FON WHAT THE HELL
calmwind: My apologies, that wasn't meant for you.
firstclasstutor: Well, well, well, if it isn't mister "I'm too good to swear".
TillDeathDoUsPart: WHO CARES FON OMFGGGG
hungry4coin: how even the mighty fall indeed.
brain: no i do who the fuck are you talking to
hungry4coin: we love to see it.
[Liked by firstclasstutor]
brain: stop talking to them
brawn: YEAH FON THE FUCK YOU JUST MADE ME DOUBT EVERYTHING I THOUGH I KNEW
brawn: ITS ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO SWEAR OKAY
calmwind: I still do not like swear words, but sometimes there's simply no other word more fitting, unfortunately.
IBegToDiffer: Did everyone already take a screenshot of this?
TillDeathDoUsPart: YOU BET I DID
TillDeathDoUsPart: FON YOUNG MAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
brawn: LUCE ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING? ? ? ?
sugarseer: You know, I'm actually quite upset you keep making me the mom friend but listen to me only when it's convenient for you :(
TillDeathDoUsPart: LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK CARES RIGHT NOW OMG LUCE READ THE ROOM
TillDeathDoUsPart: FON
calmwind: Yes?
TillDeathDoUsPart: YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED YOUNG MAN
[Liked by hungry4coin, firstclasstutor, brain and three others]
brawn: LMAOOOO
sugarseer: Guys I'm pregnant! ! !
TillDeathDoUsPart: omg
calmwind: Oh, congratulations, Luce!
brain: congrats luce
brawn: OMG SKULL ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING
brain: happy for you
hungry4brain: congrats.
TillDeathDoUsPart: DUDE YEAH I AM
brawn: REBORN
TillDeathDoUsPart: REBORN
IBegToDiffer: Congratulations, Luce. Hopefully everything will go well. If anything comes up, I'll make sure to always be available.
TillDeathDoUsPart: EXPLAIN YOURSELF OMGGGG
sugarseer: Thank you so much, Verde! And thank you to all of you, I'm really very happy right now! ! !
TillDeathDoUsPart: oh yeah right
TillDeathDoUsPart: congratulations luce I'm so happy for you! ! !
TillDeathDoUsPart: REBORN WHY ARENT YOU SAYING ANYTHING
brawn: yeah congrats luce!
brawn: YOU DONT HAPPEN TO KNOW WHOS THE FATHER REBORN DO YOU
brain: will you guys shut up already
hungry4coin: no let them speak.
firstclasstutor: What wonderful news, Luce. I'm just about to sacrifice two worthless human beings to assure the health of your baby. You're welcome.
hungry4coin: i still hear no refutation from you.
TillDeathDoUsPart: RIGHT? ? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: REBORN
TillDeathDoUsPart: i will have my eyes on you from now on never forget
brain: skull what
brawn: LMFAOODFSDSDFGHSDFD
TillDeathDoUsPart: ZFGDSQDFDSFF IDK OKAY WERE GONNA HAVE A BABY! ! !
[We're Gonna Have A Baby! ! ! !]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
sugarseer: Aw.
sugarseer: Thank you, guys, really.
[Liked by TillDeathDoUsPart, brawn, calmwind and four others]
TillDeathDoUsPart: but wait who's the actual dad tho?
calmwind: Skull, that's such a rude thing to ask. Is it any of our concerns?
sugarseer: Thank you, Fon :)
TillDeathDoUsPart: i mean if it's actually reborn then yeah i'd say it is actually
[Read by calmwind, sugarseer, firstclasstutor and four others]
TillDeathDoUsPart: um hello? ? ?
brawn: omg what
IBegToDiffer: Interesting. For your information, silence could be seen as a confession in and of itself.
brain: will you guys fucking back off jesus
[Liked by hungry4coin]
sugarseer: Hihi
TillDeathDoUsPart: OMG? ? ? ?
brawn: LUCE? ? ? ?
brain: luce what the fuck
sugarseer: :)
[Reborn The Father]
[brawn changed the group's name]
[I'll Kill The Next One To Change The Group Name]
[firstclasstutor changed the group's name]
[We're Gonna Have A Baby! ! ! !]
[sugarseer changed the group's name]
sugarseer: I like this one best. :)
brawn: well shit luce
brawn: and you've just gotten pregnant :(
[Liked by brain, IBegToDiffer and sugarseer]
TillDeathDoUsPart: LMAO
sugarseer: Hey guys, wouldn't it be fun if we were all living together?
[TillDeathDoUsPart left the group chat]
sugarseer: Aw, no!
[firstclasstutor left the group chat]
[IBegToDiffer left the group chat]
[hungry4coin left the group chat]
sugarseer: Guys no come on! ! I haven't even said anything yet! !
[brain left the group chat]
[brawn left the group chat]
sugarseer: :(
[Read by calmwind]
sugarseer: Fon?
calmwind: Yes, still here. I see no need to leave when we can simply talk about it after all.
calmwind: On that note, you'll never get me in that house alive, but you're free to try.
sugarseer: :(((
IBegToDiffer: I need false witnesses willing to make a false testimony for me.
firstclasstutor: You're going to court?
brain: you were fucking arrested? ? ?
TillDeathDoUsPart: lol
hungry4coin: on what charges?
brawn: i'm free tuesday.
sugarseer: Guys, please, take this seriously. Verde, this sounds bad, what happened?
IBegToDiffer: It doesn't matter, that's not the point.
calmwind: Are the charges legitimate?
IBegToDiffer: I may need to break out of jail too so to avoid facing the court.
TillDeathDoUsPart: LOLLLL
brain: verde what the fuck did you do.
brain: fess up. now.
TillDeathDoUsPart: you know what i'm free tuesday too
IBegToDiffer: Like I said, does it matter? Aren't we all criminals here anyway?
TillDeathDoUsPart: this sounds like fun
sugarseer: Verde.
firstclasstutor: I'm in too.
calmwind: I believe I'm free on Tuesday too.
IBegToDiffer: It's settled then.
brain: hope you all die you dumb shits
hungry4coin: lmao.
hungry4coin: me too.
[Liked by brain]
sugarseer: The Boss' water broke.
brawn: WHAT
IBegToDiffer: Is everything alright?
sugarseer: Yes, we're taking her to the hospital right now.
TillDeathDoUsPart: NO THATS NOT FAIR IM NOT IN ITALY RIGHT NOW
firstclasstutor: Which hospital? I'm on my way.
TillDeathDoUsPart: WAIT FOR ME
brain: anything she needs?
sugarseer: No, we should have already prepared everything.
calmwind: I'll be a little late, but I'm on my way too.
hungry4coin: wait what for?
hungry4coin: verde are you going too?
brawn: you monster just get your ass here
IBegToDiffer: I am.
sugarseer: Boss says thank you, but says you don't have to come.
TillDeathDoUsPart: like hell we don't
hungry4coin: i mean last i checked the baby isn't ours.
TillDeathDoUsPart: FUCK YOU yes she is
TillDeathDoUsPart: i'm team care at the very least all the way
[Liked by brawn, brain, firstclasstutor and two others]
TillDeathDoUsPart: like my message too viper
brawn: like it viper
firstclasstutor: Like it.
hungry4coin: oh i didn't say i didn't want to come alright?
hungry4coin: i'm on my way too happy now?
hungry4coin: get off my fucking back.
sugarseer: ,efklfd
sugarseer: That was Aria telling you hi!
TillDeathDoUsPart: bawling my eyes out right now
brawn: fucking hell luce you can't just make me cry like this
calmwind: Tell her I said hi too!
[Liked by sugarseer, firstclasstutor, IBegToDiffer and four others]
[sugarseer has sent a link]
sugarseer: What about this house for us to live together?
[IBegToDiffer has left the group chat]
[TillDeathDoUsPart has left the group chat]
[brawn has left the group chat]
[hungry4coin has left the group chat]
[firstclasstutor has left the group chat]
[brain has left the group chat]
calmwind: Still no.
sugarseer: It's fine.
sugarseer: I can be patient.
sugarseer: :)
[Team Care At The Very Least]
[TillDeathDoUsPart changed the group's name]
A/N: I have no idea where this idea came from but holy shit, I had so much fun writing it! I hope you guys had just as much fun reading it.
Also I know I said this is pre-canon and also that there's no Arco curse going on, but tbh I actually have no clue which timeline this is or at what point during canon (or not canon) this happens lol. Like, absolutely none zdfgvghds. And I know Reborn may be the most OOC here, what with the way everyone was bullying him lol, but sometimes he just needs that, idk what to tell you guys. :heart emoji: He gets to be cool and god-like pretty much everywhere else, including in my own stories, so I'm sure he'll live through this one for once, don't worry.
The credit for Reborn's, Fon's, Luce's and Viper's usernames goes to juudaimes-true-form. The one for Lal's and Nello's to echtach-messy-place, and the one for Skull's to slowedclover4. Thank you guys for the help!
I hope you enjoyed the story. Any and all review are appreciated.
Thank you for reading!
- Hope