My name is the Doctor and this is my first time being a woman and as a woman I have felt things that I had never felt before such as arousal. I had felt love at Nine when Rose almost killed herself for me.

At Ten I was flippant and flamboyant Donna was loud, Martha was too recient to Rose and Rose broke my fucking heart.

At Eleven I met the woman who risked her life for my last regeneration and married her. My beautiful Melody Pond. My wife River Song who was also sentenced to prision for killing me even though she was forced. That was timey wimey and spacey wacey not to mention her parents were my companions.

As attack eyebrows Twelve I came to love Clara Oswald my impossible girl who splintered herself into a million different pieces to protect me over my timeline. What else could I do but protect her back? I broke through all the politics on Gallifrey and killed a man to pull her out of her timeline one breath from her death. After Clara erased my memory (I still can remember what she looks like.) she decided to take the long way round back to Gallifrey to die.

After losing Clara I began teaching at a college and found lovely Bill Potts who I lost in the battle on floor 0507. And Nardole a friend of my late wifes was along but stayed to protect the children.

Now I had Ryan, Greham and Yasmin. I stayed the night at Greham and Ryan's because I was investigating something in town. Night had fallen and I can either fall back asleep or jump in my time machine and go on a side adventure and come back in the morning.

I decided to go on a side quest to cure this sense of arousal. I couldn't visit River because I didn't feel like being a lesbian. I realized problomatically that I was short on options.

I could have Captian Jack Harkness or no...I couldn't. Yes I could...Oh my knickers got wet thinking about going to bed with Ten.

I smiled to myself and jumped into my TARDIS. I thought back to some of my lone adventures as Ten and I decided to catch him on the moon just after he was stranded on that tour trip.

He was just ready to join Donna back on base when my TARDIS materialized. "Woah who the hell is in my TARDIS!" He exclaimed.

"Yours is there." I pointed across the way at his.

"Well that's my old girl...just older." He looked quizzically as I stepped out..

"My name is Emma."

"The Hell you are!" Ten yelled.

"Ok I forgot I was smart!" I exclaimed as I covered my face with my palm.

"You're trying to pull one over on me huh?"

"No Ten! I promise-"

"That's it!" He exclaimed. "I am the tenth regeneration who are you?"

"I'm Thirteen."

"Wha? How? No because there should only be one more!"

"They gave us a new regeneration cycle thanks to Clara Oswald.

"So there are two more between me and you?"

"A metrosexual lad that loves bowties and an angry Scotsman."

"And then you."

"Yes."

"Why are you here?"

"Well because umm..."

"What wrong do we need to right?"

"No! No! Nothing like that."

"Then why are you here Thirteen?"

"I want to shag." I mumbled.

"Excuse me!" Ten spluttered.

"I'm really randy and it was either Face of Boe or you."

"I love Rose!"

"It's just really graphic wanking."

"I can't believe this Thirteen!" I closed the distance and silenced him with a snog. My hand cupped the back of his neck and kept his face pressed against mine. I put his hand on my bum and he squeezed as he pressed against me.

I moaned into his mouth and he came up for air. "Wow. I can't believe I am even thinking about this."

"Come off it." I moaned as I bit his lip. "Show a girl how it's done." I groaned as he traveled down my neck.

"It's been a long time since I've bedded a time lord." He said as he began to get into it. He nibbled at my neck and down to my breasts.

"TARDIS!" I groaned.

"Which one?"

"Mine is closer." I said as I dragged him towards it. After we got inside I plopped him down on a chair inside of the console room.

I sat on his lap and tangled my fingers in his hair. He pushed his groin against mine and ricked our hips against the chair. He pulled off my suspenders, pulled up my shirt and cupped my small breasts.

He tugged on one nipple as he sucked on the other. I hadn't realized how good I was until it was happening to me. He reached behind me with his free hand and unclasped my bra.

He pulled my shirt over my head and reached into my trousers. He found my little pleasure pearl and worked it with passion. "Oh shit." My back arched and my hips rolled against him. He picked me up and walked through the TARDIS. He found his bedroom and kicked the door open as he carried me perched atop his waist into it.