This is a story set in the town of South Park, in the writings of Fan fiction author Walter Bryan Cranston White/Groft54/Mando Whiskey. His first stories were mostly South Park stories, I was One of his first readers. This story is based on his universe, But with a different direction. It takes place after the Story Dark Kite, which was published on September 22, 2019.

It was a bright and sunny day at Tegridy Farms. Randy was in the barn, just dusting off the last of his latest harvest.

Randy: Do Do Do Do, yah yah yah, I am Lord.

As he made his way along the rack of Weed jars, He suddenly came across something that perked his interest.

Randy: Do, Do, Do, Yah, Yah… I am Lorde… Hmm?

He stopped dusting and picked the jar up, it was just another bottle of Tegridy Marijana, But to Randy, it seemed a bit… off, He examined the contents and saw that it was only half full.

Randy: Towelie! Did you take some of the weed?

Towelie was laying sprawled out at the corner barn, completely stoned.

Towelie: Oh yeah… I don't know about you but I am seeing some shit…

Randy rolled his eyes and looked back at the jar with a sigh.

Randy: You know sometimes, it just gets so played out, you know, When I started this farm I thought weed would make the town better Post-Bezos, No more craziness, and yet… Nothing but more Chaos, Disgruntled Game of Thrones fans, Villain team-ups, Evil Mysterions, Goth kids… (Sigh)

Randy placed the jar back and leaned against the wall.

Randy: It's like Tegridy isn't enough.

Then he suddenly started to think of something, took out the half empty jar again and a bright smile flashed across his face!

Over the next couple of days, He worked away in the barn, scripling calculations on the chalkboards, tending to his weed extra carefully and mixing formulas into it.

A few days later, He had erected something from his labor and was eager to show it off to his family. Stan, Sharon and Shelly were all eating breakfast at the table, when Randy burst in all excited.

Randy: Sharon! Sharon, you guys! Get outside I have something to show!

Shelly: What is it now dad?

Randy: No time to explain! I'll show it to you in the Barn! Come on!

And he ran out of the room, Probably thinking this was gonna turn about stupid, Stan, Sharon and Shelly followed after him.

As they made their way out to the Barn, Randy stood before them with Excitement. The Doors were closed and held up by a large tarpaulin attached to a rope held by Towelie.

Randy: Family, You are not going to believe what I have come up with for Tegridy.

Stan: We're going to sell the farm and go home?

Randy: No even better, For the past week I've been experimenting with a new brand of Tegrity Weed! Had to jot down a few new formulas, but I can safely say it's ready.

He then cleared his throat and gestured to Towelie. Who pulled back the rope to lift up the tarpaulin.

Randy: Family, In the true spirit of Tegridy, And with my hard work and dedication! I have created a brand of Tegridy that will truly bring enlightenment to this town and to Society in General, And so I give you…

The tarpaulin went up and revealed a whole row of marijana jars, with what appeared to be glowing orange waste inside it.

Randy: Tegrity Super Weed!

The Family starred in complete bafflement.

Stan: Dad…?

Sharon: What… What did you make?

Randy: It's my new brand of Orange Marijana, I don't know where the Idea came from but It's given me great inspiration on what Tegridy should be about. Spreading joyous memories and a good time, So this is the ultimate key to putting Tegidy on the Map! What do you think?

Stan, Shelly and Sharon all stared blankly at him.

Sharon: Is this even legal?

Randy was confused.

Randy: What?

Stan looked at the glowing orange jars.

Stan: What did you even make these out of?

Randy didn't say a word.

Randy: I… Uh…

Shelly: Did you break into a government facility again?

Randy: No I… No.

Sharon crossed her arms.

Sharon: Randy, Where did you even get the ingredients?

Randy: I made them myself, And this is all perfectly safe, I'll prove it!

Stan: Did you even test this stuff?!

Randy: Get out of here, I'm testing it now!

And Randy, Desperate to prove his family wrong, Shoved Stan out of the way and closed the Barn doors with himself inside with the Weed.

Randy: God Damn it, It is good, I know it will be, ust have to taste it!

He opened a jar off Super Tegridy, compressed it into a cigarette and instantly smoked it.

Randy: Aw yeah… it helps so…

Then Randy felt a sharp pain in his head, then started to scream as he clutched, he toppled backwards, knocking into the rest of the Super Weed as the shelf it was all on came crashing down on him! Their contents spilling all over him he was knocked out by the impact, The glowing orange substance than suddenly seamed to absorb into him, making him glow bright Orange!

Stan, Sharon, Shelly and Towelie heard the commotion from inside and Sharon banged on the door.

Sharon: Randy?! Randy are you alright?!

The only reply was Randy's screams as a Bright burst of light erupted from the Barn, By the time they managed to pry open the Barn doors, They found Randy, sitting upright against the Barn wall, covered in Scratches and Muttering to himself.

Randy: Member… Member…

Stan: D… Dad?

They than looked at the Super Weed and found it completely spilled everywhere, It's contents almost disappeared, They looked back at Randy before Sahron kneeled down before him and tenderly shook him.

Sharon: Randy… Randy are you okay?

Randy didn't respond, But than he suddenly gasped and pulled Sharon right towards him.

Randy: SHARON! I… I… Wait… what happened?

Sharon was stunned?

Sharon: Huh?

Randy: What happened? Last I remember I was… Wait…

He then got up and looked himself all over.

Randy: Why am I dressed like a farmer?

Stan and Shelly looked stunned as they than glanced over at what was left of the Tegridy Super Weed, As Shelly knelt down and examined it's contents.

Shelly: Dad, What Happened?

Meanwhile,

Deep below the ground of Tegridy Farms, Something happened than, Something that would be the catalyst for many things to come, A sparkling Portal suddenly opened and Several figures appeared through it.

Led by a Villainous looking Woman in Red.

Catra: Hmm, Well, Well, Well, It seams it worked after all.

Scorpia: So what now?

Catra: We have our Orders, Find out where we are, Detain anyone you find.

To Be Continued.

Hello Everyone, I hope you all enjoyed this first Chapter to the Prequel Story to South Park Exiles, They're maybe a few inconsistencies with the main story, But if there are, I'd be happy to hear them.

By the way, I'm currently writing all this from the UK, Where I'm currently on vacation right now, I'll be back in the States in Four more days, If you follow me on Instagram: fallslover1.8/ than you'll probably see the pictures I've taken on my trip, Please check out Instagram.

As of now, The Next Episode of South Park Exiles is currently in Progress. Along with the next Chapter of Star Wars Rebellion, I will work on more stories when I get back home.

Stay tuned for now.