(Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel or any of the characters.)
(Summary: Another Spider-Man and Avengers Text Fic, but this one is a slight AU, and there are more Asgardians. Warning: Loki.)
Spider Man Created a New Group Chat (SMCNGC)
Chapter 1- Avengers And Friends Chat Created/Loki lives
Spider-Man created a new group chat.
Spider-Man named the group chat 'Avengers and Friends'.
Spider-Man gained primary admin rights
Spider-Man added Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Vision, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Bucky Barnes, King T'Challa, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanov, FRIDAY, and Bruce Banner to the chat.
Spider-Man changed Tony Stark's nickname to Iron-Awesomeness
Spider-Man changed Clint Barton's nickname to Arrow Feathers
Spider-Man changed Scott Lang's nickname to Antsy-Man
Spider-Man changed King T'Challa's nickname to Panther King
Spider-Man changed Natasha Romanov's nickname to Widow Spider
Spider-Man changed Thor Odinson's nickname to Electric Hammer
Spider-Man changed Sam Wilson's nickname to Super Wings
Spider-Man changed Steve Rogers' nickname to Captain Democracy
Spider-Man changed Wanda Maximoff's nickname to Maximagic
Spider-Man changed Vision's nickname to 20/20 Vizzion
Spider-Man changed Bruce Banner's nickname to Dr. Hulk
Spider-Man changed Bucky Barnes's nickname to Snowy Warrior
Spider-Man changed Spider-Man's nickname to Spooder-Man
Arrow Feathers: Ummmm what is this?
Captain Democracy: Clint is that you? This is Steve.
Arrow Feathers: Yeah it's me Cap. Who else is on here?
Super Wings: This is Sam. Why did Spider-Man add us all to a group chat?
Widow Spider: I have no idea. Natasha here by the way.
Maximagic: This is Wanda, AKA Scarlet Witch. How did Spider-Man get our phone numbers?
20/20 Vizzion: This is Vision. I am confused as to why my name is misspelled.
Dr. Hulk: Bruce here. Vision buddy I believe Spider-Man was just trying to make your username sound fun, but I have no idea why he made a group chat or how he got our phone numbers.
Electric Hammer. MY FRIENDS IT IS I THOR ODINSON! I APOLOGIZE, FOR I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK AS OF YET!
Captain Democracy: Bruce you're alive!?
Dr. Hulk: Yep. Here I am. Apparently Thor found me in space. He'll explain later.
Spooder-Man: Hello everyone. I'm Spider-Man! You might know me from the YouTube videos of me swinging around Queens and helping the little people around New York. As soon as everyone else in the chat is online Mr. Stark will explain everything. This chat was his idea. Mr. Thor sir, you have to click the button that looks like a little up arrow to turn the caps lock on and off. Also, it's an honor to speak to you sir!
Electric Hammer: Ah I see! Thank you Man of Spiders! It is a pleasure to speak with you as well!
Snowy Warrior: This is Bucky Barnes. Hey Spider-Man...You're that guy who stopped my punch and stole Steve's shield during the accords fight right? Sorry about all that by the way.
Spooder-Man: Yes Mr. Bucky winter soldier sir! And it's alright. I'm not mad at you. You were just trying to defend what you thought was the right thing to do while proving your innocence. You all were really. We're cool!
Panther King: A wise viewpoint Spider-Man. I agree with your statement. I am King T'Challa, leader of Wakanda. I would not be surprised if the accords have something to do with this group chat.
Iron-Awesomeness: Well done Spidey! Thanks for making the chat for me. Also, Cap's nickname? Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing until now!
Captain Democracy: Yeah Yeah it's funny and ironic.
Antsy-Man: This is Scott Lang, also known as Ant-Man. No hard feelings for the web wrapping by the way. Also Cap, at least your nickname isn't ANTSY-MAN!
Spooder-Man: I'm sorry Mr. Ant-Man sir! I can change any nicknames that you don't like! Also, you're welcome !
Antsy-Man: Nah don't worry about it. I'm fine with this one.
Iron-Awesomeness: Ok then! Down to business! I decided that we needed to have a method of casual communication between us super heroes so that we can discuss our problems to promote honesty and rebuild our bonds of friendship or whatever, and tell each other important news. I want us all to feel like we can talk about anything. This way we can try to avoid anything like the accords mess from happening ever again. Also, if you know any other super heroes or anyone else that needs to be in contact with the avengers and their allies, then you need to add them in.
Captain Democracy: You know, that honestly makes a lot of sense. Thank you Tony, for trying to put the team back together.
Arrow Feathers: Yeah, thanks Tones. I feel like this will help a lot.
Widow Spider: Hold on, when did Bruce and Thor return? Bruce... where did you go?
Electric Hammer: We are not on Earth quite yet. I am afraid Bruce's story is intertwined with mine Lady Natasha. In order to tell it however, there are two important people that I need to add into this chat.
Spooder-Man: Of course Mr. Thor sir. I'll let you have temporary admin rights so you can add them in.
Electric Hammer has gained permanent admin rights.
Electric Hammer has added Dr. Stephen Strange and Loki Odinson to the chat
Widow Spider: Am I hallucinating or does that second name say Loki?
Antsy-Man: Uhhhh isn't Loki the guy who attacked New York?
Arrow Feathers: WHAT THE HE11 THOR!?
Super Wings: Loki is ALIVE!? I thought he was dead!?
Electric Hammer. Tis a long story my friends. It turns out that my brother Loki has been ruling Asgard under the guise of our Father for several years, and he had apparently sent Odin himself to Midgard. I discovered all of this and then Loki and I came to Earth to retrieve our Father. However, we had an encounter with the other person I have added to this chat: Dr. Stephen Strange.
Maximagic: Who is this Dr. Strange Thor?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Hello everyone. I'm Dr. Stephen Strange. My hero origin story is complicated, but basically I am a neurosurgeon turned sorcerer and guardian of the realm against malicious magical forces. I was in a car accident that damaged my hands and originally stumbled on magic when I was searching for a cure so I could go back to doing surgery, but I wound up being a savior of the world. I'm also the current Sorcerer Supreme and keeper of the Time Stone, but don't tell anyone about that last part. Basically I let Loki fall through one of my portals for 30 minutes. He wasn't very happy with that. I put him there while I brought Thor to my Sanctum because I keep track of Loki, as he is considered a potential threat to Earth, while I helped Thor locate Odin. We exchanged phone numbers. I then sent the two brothers to Norway to reunite with Odin. That's really all I did honestly. I probably won't be very active in this chat unless there is a potential threat you need help with defeating.
Arrow Feathers: Haha, I would have LOVED to see Loki's reaction when he stopped falling! That's what he gets for mind controlling people!
Loki Odinson: I could come and give you a detailed description of my experience if you'd like little hawk.
Electric Hammer: Loki, be nice.
Arrow Feathers: LOKI! I THOUGHT I SMELLED A RAT! OR SHOULD I SAY SNAKE!?
Iron-Awesomeness: Hey there Reindeer Games! Kindly stop creeping out my teammates and tell us what you're playing at here before I track you down and blast you with my repulsers ok?
Loki Odinson: I can't believe I'm saying this but, Man of Iron, Barton, I'm not here to argue. I am incredibly tired of being the bad guy. Just, please, if you don't trust me, than my brother.
Arrow Feathers: Wow...I wouldn't have expected this from you Loki. Thor, Bruce, care to explain?
Electric Hammer: Yes Clint. Anyway, after finding the All Father, we all had a heart to heart chat about recent years. During this time we learned some rather shocking and tragic news about Loki that recalled his innocence into question. After our talk, we attempted to return to Asgard, but an accident on the bifrost knocked Loki and I off mid transport. We landed at different times on a planet named Sakaar. It was there where we discovered the Hulk was being used for gladiator style entertainment. Eventually we all befriended a woman named Brunnhilde, who it turned out was a missing Valkyrie turned scrapper. The Valkyrie actually sold me to the gladiator fights and I fought the Hulk in the arena. She won't tell us why she was missing for so long though. We eventually escaped Sakaar, starting a small rebellion and mass breakout of the gladiator fighters in the process, and returned with Bruce, a few of the gladiators, and the Valkyrie to Asgard. We will be bringing Bruce back to Earth in a few days. Now that new information has come to light, Loki's sentence has been altered. Instead of rotting in the dungeon for crimes that were not fully his fault, Loki is to spend some time on Midgard with me, learning how to defend planet Earth.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Just wait a minute. Tragic news? Not fully his fault? Did something... bad... happen to Loki?
Loki Odinson: I... I was not fully in control of myself during my attack on your New York City.
Arrow Feathers: Wait WHAT!?
Trixter Prince: Believe it or not little hawk, we were actually BOTH under the mind controlling influence of the scepter. After my fall from the Bifrost years ago, after I learned of my true heritage as a Jotunn, I landed on a strange world and was taken prisoner by someone known as the Mad Titan. His name is Thanos. He allowed the Chitarui to... to torture me, until I had no choice but to agree to steal the Tesseract for him. I was afraid of them. Terrified honestly. I couldn't handle the pain any longer, and he threatened to attack Asgard and kill my family, including Thor, if I refused to obey his will. Thor and our father were completely devastated by the news. I'm sorry to have disappointed them for not being strong enough to resist any longer. I... I'm so sorry... about New York, the damage I caused, the mind control, the lives that were lost. I never wanted any of it to happen. I know I may not deserve your forgiveness, but please, at least know that for once in my life of lies that I am being sincere.
Iron Awesomeness: What...
Captain Democracy: The...
Snowy Warrior: Everloving...
Super Wings: F*€k!?
Captain Democracy: Language!
Super Wings: I'm too pissed to be annoyed at that!
Antsy-Man: I don't know about you guys, but I hope that Odin is hunting down this Thanos jerk. As a father myself, I know that if Thanos did something like what he did to Loki to MY kid, I would be RAVING MAD.
Spooder-Man: Mr. Loki I'm SO sorry! No one should have to go through torture of ANY kind! If Thanos ever comes to Earth, I'll make sure he's caught before he can ever hurt you again!
Arrow Feathers: ... Holy $h!+ Loki... that sucks. No wonder you were so exhausted and confused when you first came to Earth. I don't wanna pity you but... I'm sorry man. I had a weird feeling that something was odd about you when we were both under the influence of the scepter, but I never suspected that you may also have been under extreme duress. And then on top of that you were wrongfully imprisoned on Asgard!? How could you possibly be ok after all of this!?
Captain Democracy: Language!
Iron-Awesomeness: Cap no one cares about that right now! We're too furious at this Thanos guy!
Widow Spider: I am suddenly much more mad at this Thanos creep than I ever was at Loki. I want this Thanos to PAY for doing that to Loki!
Arrow Feathers: You know what? I do too!
Dr. Hulk: I'm almost as mad as the big guy about this!
20/20 Vizzion: My friends, just to be clear, are we expressing empathy for Loki? Because I too find myself feeling sadness and anger on Loki's behalf and am wishing that Thanos could be brought to justice for causing Loki harm.
Maximagic: Yes Vision, we are. You have summed up our thoughts exactly.
Panther King: I find myself wishing to put Thanos through the Wakandan justice system.
Dr. Stephen Strange: If Thanos came to Earth, I may be overly tempted to 'forget' my vow to do no harm when it comes to him.
Loki Odinson: Wh-what? You all... are angry FOR me, instead of AT me?
Electric Hammer: Yes Loki.
Dr. Hulk: We all have reasons to hate people who truly enjoy hurting others and bending them to their will, no matter who it is. And don't worry, we won't let Thanos hurt you ever again. Both me AND the big guy are in on it.
Antsy-Man: Yeah man! I'll break out of my house arrest ti fight Thanos if I have to!
Loki Odinson: Are you... offering to protect me?
Iron-Awesomeness: Yep... indeed we are Reindeer Games. We are officially adopting you into our fold.
Loki Odinson: What!?
Spooder-Man has changed Strange's nickname to Strange Magic
Spooder-Man has changed Loki Odinson's nickname to Trixter Prince
Spooder-Man has changed the chat name to Protection Squad
Electric Hammer: Even the Man of Spiders has affirmed your place brother! You are one of us!
Panther King: I believe my sister would say something along the lines of 'Welcome to the Fam'.
Dr. Hulk: Fam?
Strange Magic: Oh I understand this one. Fam is short for Family. I guess that means I'm in this thing too. Also, if I didn't appreciate this reference I would hate this nickname... but I appreciate the reference, so I don't. Thanks Spider-Man.
Arrow Feathers: I know we've all got a long way to go, but we're all in this together. Loki, if your goal is to become a better person and join us in becoming a hero, then we're ALL gonna do our best to support you, including me. Welcome to the Avengers friends and family Loki Odinson.
Trixter Prince: ...Thank you. I... I have no words to properly express the extent of my gratitude.
Captain Democracy: None are needed Loki. We understand. Now I don't know about all of you, but it's nearly midnight here in New York and I'm hoping to get to bed before 1am tonight. Therefore, I'm signing off for the night. Goodnight everyone.
Spooder-Man: Goodnight everyone! And welcome to the fam Loki!
Everyone has gone offline.
Panther King gained temporary admin rights.
Panther King has added Princess Shuri to the chat.
Panther King has self-revoked temporary admin rights.
Panther King: Do not make me regret this later sister.
