A bright light shined brightly on me, I grunted as I sat up only to find myself sitting on sand.

"Where am I?" I asked myself, I know I may have drank a bit too much last night but how did I even get here?

I stood up to look around, but it felt weird.

Weird as in like, weird weird.

I looked at my hands, they were pale, little to much pale.

I shrugged it off as I looked around, trees surrounded me, did I just travel to an island when I was drunk?

Well that is the least surprising thing I may have done but now what do I do?

I looked around but... yeah Im on a island. What the hell can I do?

I sighed and laid on the sand, as I closed my eyes, why am I relaxed u ask? Cuz this isn't the craziest thing I did because one time when I was drunk, I found myself in my neighbors bed, yeah in another mans bed, yeah crazy isn't it, well the man was confused as I was but it happens doesn't it? Another time I was in bathtub of other people house that I didn't even recognize.

Yeah being drunk isn't good for me, I may have or may have not slept with my aunt when I was just a teenager, though I'm not complaining she was hot as heck.

Was it incest?... If it was who's complaining? But I think her new child Jeff, I think it was. Ahem I think I had something to do with that.

Anyways lets comeback to reality, now the real question is when will the rescue come? Though I doubt that, what is the possibility of me being rescued from an unknown island, heck there are millions of unknown islands in the world, were they gonna check every single island on this planet?

I need to find myself food and water, there are some coconuts here, but water, that's a problem, I may have to wait for the rain, or I'm gonna need to drink the sea water. Wait I can just drink the coconut water!

Now another thing is, what THE HELL AM I WEARING!?

When did I travel the time in samurai period to wear a weird robe, what was it called in Japanese? yukta... no...Yukata, yes a Yukata!

Ima not lie but this is neat, I don't know but I really like the black color.

Wait why are my hair black?

Last time I checked they were brown.

I walked to the sea and peaked over my reflection

Son of a bit*h, did I turn into a teenager Madara Uchiha.

[Few months later]

"... I am...the Ghost Of The Uchiha... Madara Uchiha..."

Yea, this is awesome, I already love this body, Another thing I discovered is that I am in One Piece.

Did I get reincarnated? Don't care... How did I did? Yea don't care... Will my family worried...still the same don't care.

Who the hell would want to go back when you got reincarnated as Madara Uchiha in your favorite world One Piece!

I'm crazy, yea being crazy is awesome.

"TELL ME WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THIS WORLD?"

A reply came "ITS ALVIDA-SAMA!"

Also I'm in Alvida's ship... haha.

Before few months when I discovered who I was, and what powers I possessed, I let myself be caught by the fat pig girl, to get off the island. She is ugly right now but later she would turn into a beauty, even though she is ugly as hell, even when I put a fat pig beside her you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference.

When she captured me, she was to dazed by my "beauty", that she was love struck that she captured me, yea I don't blame her, there were ugly man everywhere, and I think she belonged there, there was no difference between her and the ugly one.

But like I've said she would turn into a beauty, and Ive read a fanfic where her skin would turn so smooth that when the MC touched her with his dick, he would feel an ever lasting pleasure, and he would moan uncontrollably.

Yeah, I want to try that, so that's why I called her a goddess when I found her full attention on me so it was kinda my fault being captured by her, even though I gaged when I called her that.

Not my fault that I gaged, do you want to try calling a human sized pig to be called a goddess, yea no, it doesn't feel good.

Right now I'm in what seems like Alvida's room, girly it may be but it is owned by a ugly piece of shit.

I looked around the space between the planks, only to see a glimpse of orange hair, that must be the treasure room huh? What is Nami doing- yea what do you think?

Can i have sex with her, if i give her a gold brick?

Sccccreeeh*

Sccccreeeh*

Sccccreeeh*

The planks scremed at the foot steps of Alvida as she walked toward her room, god is she a bulldozer. I can litterly feel the pain of those planks screaming!

The door opened as Alvida came in as she barely fitted.

"Hello, my darling, sorry i kept you waiting," No please you can keep ne waiting for thousands of years and I wouldn't even miss you.

She unbuttoned her shirt as her tits fell as she looked at me with hearts in her eyes.

"Lets do it together, darling, I haven't tried this, so i hope you can guide me darling!"

WHAT THE FUCK, HELL NAA!

Also i forgot to tell you, my hands are tied.

Where the hell is luffy? I cant do this with her! But i can't kick her, if i do then the beautiful version may not love me?!

LUFFFFFYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

CRASH*