Hewo, I'm back for a short time, I'm bored in class and thought that I could make a quick thing real quick, so here ya go. RATED M for a reason, read with caution.

I always thought that I had it all, friends, money, the perfect job, life was pretty great, until about a month ago, when everything first started, back when I didn't think I needed anybody, but, as fate would have it, I was wrong.

How could I, the smartest creature in the entire ocean, fall for such a silly little thing? I told him i didn't love him, and I didn't, at first, but then things changed, we started seeing more, and more of each other, in many new ways, and yet somehow, through all of what happened, after telling myself for weeks that it was just business, i cracked, but only it was too late.

The Gals told me to be careful, they could see what I couldn't somehow, they warned and I didn't listen, and now well.. I don't know.

A few months ago

Spongebob sighed as he stood in front of his mirror, he'd just been invited to Sandy's for some type of experiment or something, being the test monkey of her experiments was stressful most of the time, but, it was all worth it.

"I have a good feeling that todays gonna be the day, Gary." Spongebob said as he tightened his tie around his collar. "Meow?" "I'm going to ask her out." "Meow." "No, I am not gonna chicken out, You see i've already made reservations for Fancy this weekend, it's going to be perfect." he said as he looked to the heavens.

"Mow" "What was that tone for mister?" "Mow" "well I think it's a good idea, even though you don't, you never know until you try, besides, you'd think after fifteen years, she would have caught feelings as well." he turned to his snail who shook his eye stalks.

"Oh come one, aren't you excited to have Sandy as your mom?" he asked, "Meow" "So what if she's a squirrel and I'm a sponge, they're practically the same thing, what's the difference?" the sponge shrugged, "Meow." "Look, I don't have time for this discussion anymore, i'll tell you all about it when I get home tonight, ok?" he said as he began to walk out of the room.

Few Hours Later

After completing a few of Sandy's experiments the two had decided to take a break and train in the fine arts of Ka-Ra-te, he had yet to ask her, he was a nervous wreck the entire time he was there.

"You ok?" Sandy asked her yellow friend as she blocked one of his blows, he was unusually slow today, it was like his mind was somewhere else, she couldn't help but to wonder what was on his mind.

"Uh?" was his delayed response, "Did you say something, Sandy?" he asked looking back at her face as she stepped back, "You've been acting weirder than a toad with a flea on it's back, what wrong?" she asked, but he didn't answer, he couldn't, he couldn't think of the words to say, even though he'd been rehearsing those lines since last week.

"Oh, it's uh.. Nothing. I'm fine and dandy." he faked a smile, "Yer not, and I refuse to believe it's nothing til you tell me." she crossed her arms. Spongebob looked up at her, his face painted in a light blush, he couldn't not say something, she was waiting.

"W, well, I, I don't want to bother you is all, it's nothing really." he said before she stepped closer to him, her hands squeezed his shoulders, he began to sweat, and his heart began to race, his lip began to quiver.

"I, I uh.. I don't know what to say, I.." he started to fiddle with his hands before he placed his hands on his helmet, "This water is too hot and it, it's getting harder to breathe." he began to panic, of course, he has to have an anxiety attack right now, he told Gary that he was going to do it, and he can't, he should just except that he'd never get to tell her how he felt.

NO! He was going to tell her, one way or another.

Spongebob was startled a little when Sandy had begun to remove his helmet to exchange with another, and within the time that she pulled the helmet off and was close enough to him he'd reached his arms out and pulled her in for a kiss.

This was all so sudden, it was hard to believe he was really kissing her? SpongeBob, that weird Lil Sponge guy that she called her best friend.

She didn't know how to react, his lips were soft and wet and it was over as soon as it started. Was this what was troubling him?

"You've got nerve boy, I'll give you that so I'll give you ten seconds to tell me what in blue blazes was that and have you lost your mind?" Sandy placed her hands on her hips

"I'm so sorry Sandy, I don't Know what came over me, I shouldn't have kissed you I'm sorry." He began to apologize before he sighed, "guess the snails out of the bag, look, I like you, Sandy. Alot." He shook his hands in expression.

"Ya like me?" She raised an eyebrow, "that's not what I meant, what I meant was.." SpongeBob hesitated, and Sandy just stood there.

She knew what he was going to say, and she was proud that he gave it a chance like he did, not many fellas made bold moves like this.

Yet still, this was her best friend, "I know what yer gonna say. Look, Spongy, I'm flattered that you feel that way towards me, it's sweet." She smiled.

SpongeBob smiled back, "It is? Does that mean you love me too?" He asked, and Sandy sighed, "I do love you SpongeBob but..not in the way you want, yer my best friend, and I'd do just about any fer ya."

"And I'd do anything for you, so you don't have feelings for me right now but, what if you just let me take you on a date, somewhere real fancy. We'd have a great time if you'd let me, I can make you love me, Sandy." He said as he reached for her hands.

"I may not be strong like the other guys or attractive, I may not have a lot of things but I have a heart that beats for you, and eyes that only see you, Sandy please let me prove it to you." He shook her hands.

"That'd be real sweet SpongeBob it is and any woman would love to hear those words, but I'm not those types of women. You should find someone else who can give you everything you want. "

"You don't get it, I want you not anyone else, if you gave me-" "I said No! Look yer Makin this harder than it has ta be, I don't love you like that and I never will, ok? I'm sorry but I didn't come down here for a romantic relationship, and even if I did, and if I had any sort of feelings like that fer you,, it would be impossible for us to be a couple. Yer a sponge and I'm a squirrel, we have nothin in common besides for the love of sports, not even that, only like one thing really. We couldn't kiss or do anything beyond that, we couldn't have a family together, we could never truly be together tha way that either of us would have wanted, so just let it go, Spongebob, i'm Willing to forget this whole conversation if you are." She covered her face to wipe the frustration from her face.

"I'm sorry, Sandy, I guess i didn't think through carefully. I mean you make so many great points, and i was willing to look past all of that, just to be with you, but i took in the consideration that you'd reject me, and I should learn to respect that, and I will, i'm sorry if i caused you trouble, i won't bother you again." he said as he began to walk away.

"Now come on, I didn't say you had to leave me alone I just-" she stopped talking when he put his hand up to silence her, "I've heard enough." was all he said before he left.

Well guys, it's been BUN while it's lasted, thanks for reading and I hope to see you in the next few chapters if they ever surface.