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Mountain Dew Hat Man
"Hey, Sherm, step on it! I'm late!"
Sherman Peabody glared over his shoulder at Marty as they turned onto Hill Street. He shook his head, turning back around.
"You're always la–!"
A Chevelle's bumper materialized in front of the Jeep. Sherman slammed on the brakes, laid on the horn, and rear-ended the black coupe.
Marty's feet left his skateboard, sailing over his head as he flipped upside down into the back seat. His skateboard veered through the intersection, hitting a stop sign.
Marty winced at the wreckage. He handed a shellshocked Sherman his hat.
"That should… pop right out."