A/N: Your boi is back with a brand-new story! I've had this idea in my head for a couple of months and now I'm ready to write it. However, this one won't feature my OC, Jordan, because I have a special story cooked up for him in the future. In the meantime, enjoy!
Burbank Prison. Home to all kinds of criminals, including robbers, murderers, you name it. One man in particular by the name of Tom Waterston was a serial killer. He managed to escape prison many times before in the past, but by the sixth time, the police decided this was the final straw, and had the guy straitjacketed along with him sitting in his cell unassumingly.
Tom's past was pretty rough to say the least. His parents abandoned him at a young age, which meant he had to stay at a foster home. When he became a teenager, he suddenly developed an extreme hatred for the world and society as a whole, and when transitioning into an adult, he became a full-time serial killer. The police hated having to deal with Tom, but they didn't have a choice, as it was their job to protect the law.
At the prison, Tom was sitting in his cell in silence, as he often did when nobody was around. Then, an officer walked into the area and stood in front of the cell.
"Having fun sitting in there all alone, Waterston?" The officer asked with a mocking smile.
Tom merely grinned. "You really think you keep here for good, huh?"
"Yeah, we sure as hell can. As long as you don't try to escape, this'll be easy on us boys in blue." The officer said.
"Well, my dear officer, I'm afraid you're out of time. When I get the chance, I'll be out of here so fast it will make your pretty little head spin." Tom said with profound confidence.
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" The officer asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Just me, myself, and I." Tom said.
"Uh-huh." The officer said with a bleak nod. He shook his head and walked away, muttering, "Sick bastard." On the way down.
"I'll be out of here in no time, you hear me?!" Tom yelled. He gave a disturbing laugh.
Tom looked around his cell until he found a broken paper clip on the floor. Using his foot to pick it up, he managed to use all of his strength to get out of the straitjacket, succeeding after a full minute of trying.
"Easy-peezy, lemon-squeezy!"
Tom was going to use the paper clip to open the cell door, but he realized that that was a bad idea, so he decided he was going to climb out the window above him instead. Without attracting attention from the other inmates, he quietly opened the window and climbed out of jail.
"I can't believe I actually did it! Hehehe!" Tom whispered triumphantly.
Even though it was dark outside and he couldn't see a thing (at least not at first), Tom escaped the area of Burbank Prison and began walking down the sidewalk. Oh, and by the way, he was still wearing his orange jumpsuit. He crossed the street and approached a random stranger.
"Excuse me, sir, I need to use your smartphone. It's an emergency." Tom said.
"Huh?" The stranger asked, totally confused.
Tom didn't say anything and instead punched the poor guy out, knocking him unconscious.
"That's what ya get for trustin' a serial killer."
Tom flipped the guy over and grabbed his phone from his pocket. After turning it on, he erased all of the information present to make it look like brand-new. He was quite impressed with himself afterwards.
"I've never even owned one of these things in my life, yet I already knew how to erase all of the stuff on it. I guess I'm getting smarter and smarter every day." Tom said to no one.
Putting the phone in his own pocket, Tom noticed a nice-looking Dodge Charger and walked up to it. He used the same broken paper clip from earlier to pick the lock. Succeeding, he opened the door and got in the car. Impressed with what he was seeing, he started up the car and drove away.
"Long live and burn in hell, Burbank Prison!" Tom shouted while driving.
Without warning, the owner of the car walked up to the empty area where it was parked before it was stolen by the serial killer.
"What the?! Where on earth is my car?! Oh man, I just bought it and now it's stolen! This sucks!" The person complained in anguish.
Meanwhile, still driving down the street, Tom turned on the radio to break the silence.
"After six years of running Fort Burbank, Ivan Jacobson is currently being detained in prison, serving a sentence of forty-four years minimum."
"Boring!" Tom blurted out. He switched the station to a country music one, as it was his favorite genre. "Oh, hell yeah! This is my kind of music! Woo!"
Jamming out to the music and driving at the same time, Tom was so distracted that he almost hit an on-coming vehicle, which would've cost them both their lives if the impact was hard enough.
"Hey, buddy, didn't anyone teach you how to drive?! Go back to where you came from, you stupid maniac!" The other driver yelled quite angrily.
"Eh, screw you, you low-life ingrate!" Tom yelled back. Granted, it wasn't exactly his greatest comeback, but he still got the message across the way he wanted to.
The other driver scowled and flipped Tom off. He then rolled up his windshield and drove away in a huff.
"Yeah, keep on driving, man! I could've done much worse!" Tom yelled. He turned around and continued driving. "Dickhead."
Tom drove to his house and parked the car. He got out of the car and grabbed the key that was placed under the welcome mat. He unlocked the front door and went inside the house, turning on the lights.
"Now all I gotta do is take off this stupid jumpsuit. It's starting to itch really bad." Tom said to no one. He zipped down and took the jumpsuit off, revealing his regular clothes. He balled up the jumpsuit and threw it on the floor forcefully.
The time was 6:30 PM. At the Warner Bros. lot, the Warner siblings, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (who lived in the water tower), were sitting on the sofa. Minerva Mink was there, too.
"Where is Hello Nurse? She said she'd be here by 6:30, and it's almost one minute passed!" Minerva complained.
"Just be patient, Minerva, she's probably running late or something." Dot said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Minerva said while resting her hand on her cheek.
"This girls' night must be really important to you if you're this restless about it." Yakko said.
"Oh, it totally is. Surprisingly enough, I don't do this very often, so it's a nice treat when it happens." Minerva said.
"Really? A person as superficial as you doesn't go out very often?" Wakko asked, a bit shocked.
"Yes, really. And please, don't call me superficial. I'd much rather be called elegant." Minerva said, flipping her thick blonde hair.
"Whatever." Wakko said with a shrug.
"Welp, I'm starting to get impatient, so I'm gonna go wait outside for Hello Nurse." Minerva said.
"You do that." Yakko said.
"Just throwing this out there, how come I wasn't invited to your girls' night? Don't I qualify for one of these things?" Dot asked.
"Sorry, Dot, it's adults only. No kids allowed." Minerva said.
"Hmph!" Dot whined. She pouted.
"Anyway, I'll you see you kids later." Minerva said, grabbing her purse. She hopped off the sofa.
"Bye, Minerva!" The Warners said at the same time.
Minerva waved goodbye and left the water tower, shutting the door on her way out.
"Man, I hate her so much." Dot said, scowling.
"No you don't. If you really did, you wouldn't go on about how you love hanging out with her on weekends. Besides, you know that she actually cares about us." Yakko said.
"I know, but sometimes she can go a bit overboard on being spoiled." Dot said.
"I'm glad I'm not around to witness it most of the time." Wakko said.
"And trust me, you don't want to." Dot said.
Outside the lot, Minerva was patiently waiting for Hello Nurse to arrive.
"Come on, Heloise, we're burning moonlight here." Minerva whispered to no one in particular.
A black Corvette pulled up to the front of the lot and honked its horn. It was Hello Nurse.
"Finally!" Minerva said, getting excited.
Minerva walked to the vehicle and got inside. "Took you long enough."
"Sorry about that, traffic is a real pain at this time of night." Hello Nurse said apologetically.
"I know what you mean, I go through it all the time. Anyway, what are our plans for tonight?" Minerva asked.
"There's this fine dining restaurant downtown that I want to try, maybe we could go there." Hello Nurse said.
"Hmm, sounds good to me." Minerva said.
Hello Nurse nodded and drove off. While driving, she and the mink engaged in conversation.
"So, what did Dot say when she found out she wasn't invited to tag along with us?" Hello Nurse asked.
"She asked me about it and I told her that it was adults only, no kids allowed. She was upset, as expected." Minerva said.
"I personally wanted to invite her, but you kept insisting on it just being me and you, so having a three-person girls' night was completely thrown out the window." Hello Nurse said.
"We all have to make sacrifices." Minerva said, making a hand gesture.
Hello Nurse eyeballed Minerva, letting that statement sink in. She didn't really mind having her as a friend, as long as they were on the same page.
Within twenty minutes, the gals arrived at the restaurant that was talked about earlier. It was called Dino's.
"This is the place!" Hello Nurse said.
"Funny, I thought it would be bigger." Minerva said.
[The water tower]
The Warners were still sitting on their sofa. They became bored out of their skulls due to all the silence present around them.
"I don't know about you two, but I am going to die of boredom soon." Yakko said.
"It doesn't help that the TV isn't on. It's usually on." Wakko said.
"The remote's right there on the coffee table, Wakko. All of you have to do is pick it up and press the 'on' button." Dot said.
"I know that, Dot, I'm being lazy." Wakko said.
"Being lazy isn't gonna cut it for me, unfortunately." Yakko said.
"I would play with my helicopter, but even that got old after some time." Dot said.
"It happens." Wakko said.
"Actually, I'm just exaggerating. I still love playing with it." Dot said.
A light bulb formed over Yakko's head. His face changed as well. "Sibs, I have the perfect idea of what to do."
"What is it?" Wakko asked.
"Let's play Tic-tac-toe!" Yakko said joyfully.
"Tic-tac-toe? Heh, we haven't played that in so long." Dot said.
"It's been years, but I'm down for that." Wakko said.
"Great! I'll go grab some paper and we'll begin shortly." Yakko said. He got up.
Wakko and Dot looked at each other.
"I'm surprised Yakko picked Tic-tac-toe as the game to play tonight." Wakko whispered.
"Me too. Once in a lifetime, he thinks of new and fresh ideas." Dot whispered.
Yakko came back with a whiteboard and a marker as there was no paper in any of the cupboards or anything.
"Okay, sibs, for the first time in a long time, here we go. I'll draw the board." Yakko said.
"I can't remember the last time we played this game. It must've been over a decade or something like that." Wakko said.
"Maybe even longer, who knows." Dot said.
Yakko drew the horizontal and vertical lines on the whiteboard. After that, he asked, "Now the question is, who's going first?"
The Warners all looked at each other, trying to decide which one should go first.
"I think I should go first. After all, ladies first, am I right?" Dot asked.
"Hold on, let's take a step back here. While I do believe in ladies first, I think I should be the one to go first." Wakko said.
"Why you?" Dot asked.
"Well, first of all, I am older than you, Dot." Wakko said.
"That may be true, Wakko, but keep in mind, you're only older by a year." Dot said.
"Like that means anything. I'm still older." Wakko said.
Yakko just darted his eyes back and forth, amused. For some reason, he loved it when his siblings got into these semi-philosophical arguments with each other.
"How about this, let's ask our big brother what he thinks." Dot said.
"Good idea. Yakko, who do you think should go first? Me or Dot?" Wakko asked.
Yakko's face turned sour. He didn't like being put on the spot like that.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." The oldest Warner child muttered in a panic.
"Come on, Yakko, we don't have all night." Dot said.
"Ehhh, this is really tough, sibs. Um...you know what? I'll just go first. That way we don't waste time here." Yakko said.
Wakko whispered to Dot, "So much for compromising."
[Dino's]
Hello Nurse and Minerva were sitting at a table with a giant cloth over it, as most fine dining restaurants had tables like that.
"This is a nice-looking restaurant, huh?" Hello Nurse asked.
"Yeah, it is. The walls aren't very pretty to look at, though. The yellow on them is way too dark, it's like a dog came in and decided to take one giant piss all over the walls." Minerva said.
Hello Nurse laughed at the mink's comment. She had a good sense of humor and her fellow co-stars on Animaniacs knew this.
"Speaking of dogs, is Newt still doing community service?" Hello Nurse asked.
"No. After he was released from Fort Burbank, the police let him off the hook for good." Minerva said.
"That's great! I'm happy for him." Hello Nurse said with a smile.
"Me too, honestly. Fort Burbank was a complete and total hellhole, I'm glad the guy who ran it is in jail now." Minerva said.
"I heard it got demolished a month ago." Hello Nurse said.
"It better be. Heck, if it weren't for Yakko, Wakko, Jordan, and Barbara saving us, we would be toast right now." Minerva said.
"You got that right." Hello Nurse said, nodding in agreement.
By this time, a waiter came over to the table. "Hello, ladies, my name is Matt and I'll be your waiter for this evening. May I start you off with something to drink?"
"I'll take a water, please." Hello Nurse said.
"Same." Minerva said.
Matt nodded and poured two glasses of water for the gals. He set them on the table.
"Did you need some time to look at the menu, or are you ready to order?" Matt asked.
"We'll need a few minutes to decide." Hello Nurse responded.
"You got it!" Matt said, and walked away.
Minerva grinned. "That waiter's cute, don't you think?"
"Minerva, don't even start." Hello Nurse said, sighing with annoyance.
"Don't start what?" Minerva asked, confused.
"I know what you're trying to do, and it's not going to fly this time. There's more to life to than just hot guys and whether or not they're financially inclined." Hello Nurse said.
"Spare me the lecture, Heloise. I know how these things work, I'm not an idiot. I do have standards, you know." Minerva said.
"So, from what I'm gathering, Runt fell in love with you that one time because of your personality, not because of your looks, is that correct?" Hello Nurse asked.
"Hey now, let's not bring Runt into this. Besides, he's got Rita." Minerva said.
"It's funny you bring that up, last week while I was bandaging his paw, he told me that he's become more open to expressing his feelings around his cat companion." Hello Nurse said.
"Good for him!" Minerva replied with a hint of hostility in her voice.
Matt came back to the table. "You ladies ready to order?"
"Uh, yes, as a matter of fact, I am. I'll have the chili." Hello Nurse said.
"And I'll have the fettuccine Alfredo." Minerva said.
"Alright. Anything else?" Matt asked.
"No thank you." Hello Nurse said very politely.
"You got it! Your food will be out shortly." Matt said, and walked away.
Minerva made a weird squeal with her mouth. "Boy, that waiter is H.O.T.!"
"Just stop, okay? This isn't helping anything." Hello Nurse said.
"What? You're acting like you don't think he's got some attractive quality." Minerva said.
"Look, I think Matt's cute, too, but that's not why I came here. I came here because I wanted to have a nice dinner and have a good time. Nothing more." Hello Nurse said.
"Is that what you told Dr. Scratchansniff?" Minerva asked.
"Yes, Minerva, it was. He didn't blame me one bit." Hello Nurse said.
"Of course he wouldn't, he's your closest friend. Well, apart from me anyway." Minerva said.
"Oh, you are so full of yourself!" Hello Nurse said with indifference.
"Thank you!" Minerva said proudly.
[The water tower]
The Warners were continuing their game of Tic-tac-toe.
Yakko drew an O on the first square. Wakko drew X below the O. Dot drew an O next to the X. But after awhile, the game was starting to become stale.
"Sibs, this is just a waste of time." Yakko said, sighing.
"I agree. Like, why are we even doing this?" Wakko asked.
"To try something different, I guess." Dot said.
Yakko erased everything off of the whiteboard and put it away. Wakko and Dot began playing rock-paper-scissors with each other.
[Dino's]
Hello Nurse and Minerva were enjoying their food that was brought to them.
"Mmmm, this is really good." Hello Nurse said.
"Yes it is. My fettuccine is quite moist, and I like that." Minerva said.
"And my chili is rather spicy, but not too spicy, if you know what I mean." Hello Nurse said.
After the gals finished their meals, they called for Matt to come bring them the check. He did, and walked away. Minerva pulled out her credit card from her purse.
"Hey, I thought we both agreed that I was paying." Hello Nurse said, visibly confused.
"We did, but to be fair, I am richer than you, so it only makes sense that I handle the money situation." Minerva said.
Hello Nurse leaned back and crossed her arms, squinting.
No wonder why Newt breaks up with her from time to time.
Matt came back and grabbed the checkbook with Minerva's credit card in it. He walked off, and then came back two minutes later.
"You're all set! You ladies enjoy the rest of your evening." Matt said with a smile.
"Thank you, you too." Hello Nurse said.
Hello Nurse and Minerva got up and left the restaurant. They walked to the former's car.
"Did you get full?" Minerva asked.
"Yeah, I did." Hello Nurse said.
"Me too." Minerva said.
Meanwhile, Tom, not too far away, was lurking in the bushes. He pulled out the phone and opened the camera app.
"Blondie #1 is gonna have a very good reason to hate Blondie #2." Tom whispered sinisterly.
Without notice, Tom took a picture of Hello Nurse and immediately put the phone back in his pocket.
"Hehehe, look who's laughing now, honey!" Tom whispered, and disappeared into the shadows.
Hello Nurse and Minerva got in the car and drove away without suspecting a thing.
Arriving back at his house, Tom sat down on his black couch and made all sorts of adjustments to the picture to make it look bad. Then, he opened his fake Minerva Mink Twitter account and posted the picture on there.
"Perfect!" Tom said with glee.
Tom also captioned the photo "What Hello Nurse really looks like" and closed out Twitter, totally satisfied with himself.