LGI: *I was coughing as I stepped into a jungle* Still alive... I'm alive... Where's Zeman... *Turns to readers* Oh hey, sorry guys, I've been busy looking for my friend, you know, he actually wrote this chapter. As a matter of fact, he was kidnapped by this dude, his name is Red. Anyhow, I'm still looking for him, check back at the end of the chapter if you're interested in that. But first, I'd like to say a few things. A warning. *I then pulled out a long list* This fic will be full of drama, unlikely situations, unlikely scenarios, some OOC moments, and nonexistent materials, technologies, and devices. AKA, Lisa Loud is a character in this fic. *I said with a chuckle* Also this is just a casual, fun fic, written entirely by my good friend Zeman. This contains Incest with most of the sisters and smut, written by me, with only some of the sisters. Don't worry, I won't touch the younger ones, I'd feel bad. Also, it's Harem-based as well. *I tossed away the list* So if this fic is your speed, read, if not, welp, your funeral.

Voice: She's over here!

LGI: That's my cue- *Ducks gunfire* To go, I'll see you all later! Enjoy!

In the loud house, there was never a moment of quiet. Though I'm this very moment you could hear a needle drop on the carpeted ground. To understand this let's go back at least 30 minutes ago. Right when our man with a plan was at school.

It was a particularly gloomy afternoon in the town of Royal Woods. The sky was gray, blocking out any sunshine from peeking between the dense clouds. A perfect scene to match Lincoln's mood.

A crumpled-up letter was crushed in his right hand as the moppy boy walked down the street.

Just a little before, Lincoln received a letter from Stella.

Since the 10th grade began, he couldn't help his feelings around her. The rest of the guys had all but given up on her, but Lincoln just couldn't. Finally working up the nerve, he left a letter in her locker. What he didn't expect was just how fast he would get a response. Just before leaving school a note dropped out of his locker.

Opening it, he quickly read through it, and his eyes watered with each word he read.

"Look, Lincoln, I know it must have taken a lot to write this. I just don't feel the same. Let's just stay friends, Ok? See you Monday." -Stella

From that point on everything was just a blur.

He didn't want to take the bus in case she was on it. He couldn't even remember when he had gotten home, just when he did he immediately went to the couch and fell face first. Wanting nothing more than to wallow in self-pity. He should have had a good few hours. Rita, Lynn sr, Leni, Luna, and Luan should've been busy with work. The other sisters should've been busy with clubs and activities at school so at least for one moment he should be allowed to be sad without being bothered.

At least that's what he thought.

The front door opened up showing Leni in her seafoam green dress, walking in while texting on her phone.

Despite the years working at Reininger's and part-time as a designer she never really did change her outfit from its base look. Just changing her sandals for seafoam green and white slippers and adding a few rhinestones to her sunglasses.

"Hey, Linky!" Leni chirped out as she walked into the living room. After closing the door she finally placed her phone down to see Lincoln was face down on the couch. "Oh, sorry, were you sleeping?"

Normally Lincoln would say something, but if Leni thought he was sleeping it'd at least give him at least an hour to mope around. So he chose to just remain silent.

'She'll just go away...' He tried to convenience himself, 'Just stay quiet,'

Unfortunately for him, the ditzy blonde didn't leave. In fact what she did instead was sit on the floor next to where Lincoln was resting his head. She took a deep breath as she slid down. Once sitting she brought up her phone and looked at a text message from Lynn.

"You know Lincoln, Lynn said she saw you run out of school earlier. I thought something might be wrong so I took off early."

Leni leaned back and then noticed a paper poking out from Lincoln's hand, and before he could clench it tighter, Leni managed to pull it out of his hand

'oh no,' Lincoln thought grimly, it was too late for him now. If one sister knew, it'd only be a matter of time for the rest to hear it.

Instead of hearing the expected rapid tapping of Leni's phone, he instead heard her softly crying. She was trying her best to keep from waking him up. Though it sounded like it was getting more intense and harder for her to mask.

"Oh, Linky…" She started to tuck the letter back into his hand, being careful to not disturb his slumber, "I understand now, you must be crying still." She placed a hand on his and held it softly and warmly.

The feeling was certainly helping Lincoln feel a little better. Though he was also starting to feel a little bad about ignoring her for this long. Before he could do anything though, Leni kept going with what she wanted to say.

"She doesn't know what she lost. You're totes like the best catch ever," Hearing her say that caused him to break out into a deep red blush.

He was stunned for a moment, even if Leni was probably just saying this to make him feel better, it still felt good. Something he needed to hear right now. What came next was something that no amount of planning could prepare him to hear.

"Honestly, Lincoln, I wish I could tell you the truth," Her grip tightened a little on his hand as she leaned forward and kissed his cheek. She then sighed softly. Using her free hand to stroke his white hair, "The truth is Linky is that I like you. Like, like like you. So much more than just my brother."

At that moment Lincoln shot up from the couch. All sense of sadness and depression left him. In less than a second, he went from laying to standing, looking down at the shocked blonde. His mind was racing's thousand miles a minute, but only one word escaped his lips.

"W- What?"

LGI: Exciting first chapter, isn't it? *I was currently crouched behind a set of crates* Red is giving me hell at the moment, but I got Zeman back at least... He's a bit different... *I then lifted my hand, revealing a Funko Pop sized Zeman* He's kinda small, as you see...

Zeman: I'll have Red's entire head! *He shouted, shaking his fist*

LGI: He's chibi sized now, kinda cute *I said, petting him before turning back to the readers* Thanks for reading, remember to favorite and leave your thoughts behind, I love reading them and so will him *I said, lifting Zeman once more as we avoided gunfire* Please, maybe it'll get Red off our tails, byeeeeee