A/N: Hello! I'm Andrea, Rebecca's cousin. I am twelve years old and this is my first fanfiction. I love Harry Potter and the second time I watched it I started to ship Draco and Hermione so I decided to make a fanfiction about it. I try to write in English even though it is not my first language. I hope you enjoy it and laugh a lot. Thanks for reading it, and leave me a comment telling me what you think.

The Revenge of the Lion and the Snake

Draco was angry; no, he was pissed off; no, he was mad. How dare Pansy cheat on him! He was going to make her pay.

On the other side of the Great Hall, Hermione was furious with Ron because he was snogging Lavender. What a jerk! She was jealous, she will make him pay (we don't know why).

Suddenly, Draco's and Hermione's eyes met, and they had the same idea.

Draco thought, what better way to punish Pasy than to date a Mud-Blood? And not any mudblood, but Potter's Mudblood?

Hermione thought, what better way to punish Ron than to date a dirty Slytherin? And not any Slytherin, the Ferret?

The next day, they met early in the quidditch field to discuss the details:

"We need some rules, Malfoy," said Hermione.

"What rules?", said Draco

"We don't have to see each other every day", said Hermione

"We have to kiss in front of Pansy and Ron", said Draco. "As many times as possible."

"Ok, we can kiss but not tongue," Hermione argued. "I don't want your dirty tongue in my mouth, Malfoy."

"Fine, but the most important rule, don't fall in love with me Granger"

"I would rather fall in love with Lord Voldemort that with you, Malfoy"

"Whatever, Granger."

Later that day, Harry and Ron were complaining as they headed for the dungeons:

"Oh no, it's Snape's class again," said Harry

"Yeah, man, Snape sucks!" Ron screamed. "And all those dirty Slytherin."

"Especially the most annoying of them all, that freaking Mal…"

"WTF!" Ron couldn't believe what he was seeing

"Hermione, what are you doing!" screamed Harry in horror.

Hermione didn't seem to hear. She was way too busy kissing Draco. Her arms were around his neck, while he was holding her tightly by her waist.

Pansy just entered the class when she saw Draco kissing Hermione:

"What the hell! I will kill you, Malfoy," she shouted looking at Draco with knives in her eyes

Right at that moment, Snape entered the classroom (what a good moment!).

"What is the meaning of this?" he shouted.

But Pansy and Ron didn't hear Snape and they kept screaming at Hermione and Draco:

"Can you see that Malfoy is attacking Hermione?" shouted Ron like a crazy man.

"Who is attacking me, Ron? Surely, not my boyfriend. He and I were just kissing," replied Hermione with a sweet, sweet voice, and even a sweeter smile.

"Keep dreaming, Granger. As if Draco would ever date a dirty mudblood like you."

"Miss Parkinson, we don't use that kind of language in my class. And you, Mr. Weasley, how dare you accuse a classmate without proof."

"Yes, Mr. Weasley. How dare you?" Draco mocked him. "Obviously, Hermione and I are dating. We are very much in love."

"H-h-h-Hermione, is this true?" asked Harry, scared of the answer (I just will say, congratulations).

Hermione doubted for a moment. She didn't want Harry to feel betrayed. But, Harry had stood by while Lavender and Ron snogged around the Common Room day and night. So she reminded herself that this charade was necessary. For revenge.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you, Harry. I knew you would feel bad. But I really fell in love with Draco."

Even Draco was amazed by her acting skills. Who would've thought? The goody-two-shoes Granger not only knew how to lie, but she also knew how to kiss. The kiss they had shared had been very nice.

"Okay, enough of that! Do you think this is a telenovela or something! Go back to work right now!" shouted Snape because he was starting to get tired of these exhausting teenagers. "Miss Parkinson, Mr. Weasley, you are grounded. I will see you after class!"😈

"What!" Rom complained. "That 's not fair."

"You are also grounded tomorrow. Any more objections?"

Nobody said anything else. With a teacher like Snape, who would want to risk getting another punishment. So everyone started to work.

However, after Snape's lesson finished, all hell broke loose. Everybody was discussing the same topic. Was it possible that Draco Malfoy, the silver boy of Slytherin, the son of a famous Death Eater was dating Harry Potter's muggle-born best friend? Surely, it was just rumors.

Draco was having a lot more fun than he thought. Kissing Granger had turned out very addictive. He loved it when she blushed, and although a bit embarrassed, she never asked him to stop.

What do you think? Did you enjoy it? I hope so. Leave me a comment with your ideas of what I can write for the second chapter. I'm very nervous and excited to know your opinion. Please, be kind.

XOXO

Andrea