Warzone of Dreams Episode 4: The Dream Warriors
(8/31/20: The Dreamscape, Carlos' Castle: We start this episode in the castle's inner sanctum. Here, we see Carlos and Rakish standing around as if waiting for something)
Rakish Remnant: Carlos, what are we doing just standing around here when there's potential havoc to unleash?
Carlos: The other day, I went up against two souls that had a power that I had never seen before. Not only that, but their children were there witnessing the battle. I know that they plan on ruining me, so we need to take proper precautions to make sure that doesn't happen. I even put a seal on this location and hid four of the six keys needed to break it all throughout the dreamscape.
Rakish Remnant: What of the other two keys?
Carlos: You get to be in possession of key #5. (Hands Rakish the fifth key) If those souls want that key, they're going to have to fight you to get it. I trust you won't give it up without a fight?
Rakish Remnant: I won't let you down. But, you said 'precautions', plural. What other precautions are you looking to take?
Carlos: In my travels throughout these dreams, I've run into two people who could help us take these souls down. Would you like to meet your new allies?
Rakish Remnant: Show me.
Carlos: Very well.
(Carlos snaps his fingers and a door on the left side of the room opens up. In comes the one and only Jacques Brodeur)
Jacques: Oh, la, la! This chateau of yours is tres magnifique, Mr. Murciélago. (Walks up to Carlos). So, I help you and you grant me my one wish as you promised, oui?
Carlos: That is correct.
Jacques: Tres bien! Mon belle Bebe will be all mine in no time.
Rakish Remnant: Bebe?
Carlos: Some woman in the real world he's in love with. I told him that if he helps us, when I get my body back and cross over into his timeline, which coincidentally is your own timeline, I can help him get his girl.
Rakish Remnant: How benevolent of you.
Carlos: I'm a compassionate man, Rakish. It's very easy to give. Speaking of giving.
(Out of thin air, Carlos creates a giant paintbrush and gives it to Jacques)
Jacques: (Takes the brush) Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Carlos: With this brush, you can create anything you put your mind to. The sky's the limit, monsieur.
Jacques: Fantastique!
Carlos: And here's your key, my good man. (Hands Carlos the sixth and final key) You must protect that key at all costs, understand.
Jacques: Oui.
Rakish Remnant: So this fruitcake is the first of the two people you said could help up, what about the second one?
Jacques: Fruitcake!? Why I oughta! (Prepares to whack him with his paintbrush)
Rakish Remnant: (Takes out a gun) Go ahead, whack me! I dare you!
Carlos: (Calmly) Gentlemen, please, save some of that violence for the battlefield (The two men calm down). Now, allow me to introduce the second person who will help us.
(He snaps his finger and the door on the right opens up as a silhouetted figure walks up to the trio)
Carlos: He needed a little, shall we say, 'convincing'. But in the end he reluctantly agreed to help us.
(The silhouette revealed himself as a young man no older than 18 years old clad in white. He has whtie boots, white pants, a white side-button jacket, a white cape, and his face is covered by a white helmet with gray colored glass. Rakish and Jacques look at this person in awe as Carlos smiles)
Carlos: Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to your new ally, Killer B!
(Killer B summons a white colored keytar out of thin air and he fires a few laser shots from it, destroying a nearby statue)
Carlos: These souls and whatever allies they have certainly have their work cut out for them now (Smiles wickedly).
(Intro theme: Precious Time (Preferably the Romix version))
(Hiroi aoi kono basho de. Tokiga nagarete yuku. My precious time (Instrumentals))
(Lyra is sitting on her bed looking through a photo album of her, her friends, and her family. She looks at the time and sees that she's late for school so she grabs her backpack and runs out the door. A page randomly turns in the photo album revealing a blank page that the title for this series, 'Warzone of Dreams' fades into)
(Itsu no manika kiete shimatte kakegaeno koega)
(At the school's cafeteria, Lyra, Felix, Chelsea, Larry, Barry, Junior, Paul, Cici, Mimi, and Lindsay are enjoying lunch together, conversing, playing with their food, laughing, etc.)
(Tsumaranai hibimo sorega sukide ikitetanda)
(In Boulder, CO, Edgar, Tori, Sid, and Odette are sitting on a park bench enjoying their day. Sid is playing songs on his guitar, Tori is on her phone, Odette is sipping on a slushie, and Edgar is feeding the birds some of his sandwich)
(Higa sashiteru tokomade omoikkiri hashitte)
(At night, Stan and Bebe are watching T.V together. As they watch Bebe gets tired so she cuddles next to Stan and falls asleep, causing him to wrap an arm around her lovingly)
(Shinjirarenai koto bakari menomaeni okiru)
(Two new characters are shown. First, Byron, who is laying in the hospital and laying on the bed looking out the window. We then switch to Nox, who is sitting on the front porch of his homestead looking into the distance)
(Taiyou no hou wo miagete. Tachiagaruno tsurakete. Susume koto dake omouto)
(We see the fourteen main children are sound asleep in their beds. In order we see Edgar, Tori, Odette, Sid, Lindsay, Junior, Paul, Mimi, Cici, Larry, Barry, Chelsea, Felix, and finally Lyra. The scene of Lyra sleeping in her bed fades to a shot of Lyra sleeping and then waking up on a grassy field in the Dreamscape. She awakes to find Carlos Murciélago waiting for her. A light envelopes Lyra and she ages up five years and becomes the Luminous Peacock)
(Setsunai tabiwo tsuzukeru kawatta me no okuniwa. Natsukashii itoshisa wo motomete (On my way))
(Luminous Peacock charges at Carlos with a sharpened peacock feather as Felix, known as Torrid Phoenix in the Dreamscape and also aged five years, swoops down to join her with his wings on fire. Carlos summons a blade made of psychic energy and the two heroes clash with the man numerous times but that is interrupted when something attacks him from behind. Carlos turns around to find that an aged up Chelsea, Junior, Paul, Barry, and Larry (Known in the Dreamscape as Frosty Leopard, Dynamo Tortoise, Valiant Stag, Bronze Firefly, and Wild Rhino respectively) had hit him with ranged attacks.
(Kizutsuke attanowa nikui wake janai nosa. Bokuno subete wo gisei ni torimodosunda bokurano precious time)
(Carlos fires a Psycho Arrow attack at the five, but they get absorbed by a black hole created by aged up Tori, known in the Dreamscape as Mystic Rabbit. After that, an aged up Mimi, Edgar, Sid, Odette, and Lindsay (Known in the Dreamscape respectively as Blazing Kitsune, Dark Cerberus, Serene Crab, Bruiser Monkey, and Swashbuckler Jelly) come down from above and hit Carlos. He narrowly avoids a meteor shower attack sent by aged up Cici, known in the Dreamscape as Infinity Alicorn. The 14 aged up kids re group as Carlos gets back up and Jacques, Rakish, and a masked assassin dressed in white known as Killer B rush to his aide. The 14 heroes get ready to fight as the song ends)
8:50 PM, 10 minutes before Lyra and Felix told their friends to go to sleep so they can hopefully meet up in the Dreamscape. Lyra, Felix, and Isabella gave Bebe and Stan good night hugs and kisses and brushed their teeth before finally heading to their rooms.
"Good night you two, sleep well," Isabella yawned as she retired to her room, leaving Lyra and Felix alone.
The two children looked at each other, knowing full well what was going to happen next.
"You ready for this?" Felix asked.
"Not really," Lyra responded, "You?"
"More or less the same," Felix said, "Hey, if a battle ensues, you don't think this is going to operate on Nightmare on Elm Street logic, right? You know, if you die in your dreams you die for real?"
"Only one way to find out, I guess," Lyra said, "But I'd try not to think about that."
"Yeah, right," Felix said as he prepared to enter his room, "Well, I'll see you on the other side."
And with that, Felix went into his room and closed the door. Lyra took a deep breath and did the same. Once inside of her room, Lyra turned on her moon lamp, changed into a pair of yellow pajamas, got in bed, covered herself up with the covers, and cuddled close to her Tom Holland dakimakura.
"Here goes everything," Lyra said to herself before turning her attention to the Tom Holland body pillow and kissing it, "A kiss for luck."
Still clinging onto the dakimakura, Lyra closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.
(Dreamscape: Grassy Plains Area)
(The next thing Lyra knew, when she opened her eyes, she was in the Dreamscape. She stood up and looked around at the beautiful meadow-like area before walking off elsewhere to look for her friends)
Lyra: Felix? Chelsea? Junior? Lindsay? Guys?
(Lyra's travels take her to the very top of a big hill)
Lyra: (Calls out) Guys, where are you?
Felix: (From the bottom of the hill) Lyra, down here!
(Lyra looks to see Felix and the rest of their friends gathered together at the bottom of the hill. She smiles upon seeing that everyone made it to the Dreamscape. She runs towards them and stops when she reaches the bottom of the hill)
Lyra: Great, we're all here.
Junior: Yeah, looks like going to bed at the exact same time was the correct answer.
Lyra: It would appear so.
Edgar: Why do I get the feeling that just getting into the Dreamscape was the easy part.
Felix: Because it likely is.
Lyra: First things first, we've gotta find my mom and Felix's dad.
Wendy/Call Girl: Or we could find you instead.
(Lyra turns around and finds Wendy and Kyle, dressed as Call Girl and Forsaken Soldier respectively, right behind her)
Lyra: Mom!
Felix: Dad!
(Lyra and Felix hug their parents while their twelve friends come forward to get a closer look at the two deceased parents)
Barry: I don't believe it. Mr. Broflovski and Mrs. Marsh. They're here. They're actually here.
(Wendy and Kyle let go of their respective child to address their friends)
Wendy/Call Girl: So this is the group of friends you've told me so much about, Lyra?
Lyra: Yeah, that's them. Meet Larry, Barry, Chelsea, Mimi, Cici, Junior, Paul, Tori, Edgar, Sid, Odette, and Lindsay.
Lindsay: There she goes saying my name last again.
Larry: I don't believe it. The spirits of Mrs. Marsh and Mr. Broflovski really do live on in Lyra and Felix.
Felix: Never doubt us again, buddy.
Wendy/Call Girl: It's great to finally get to meet you all. Sorry the circumstances are the way they are.
Sid: Think nothing of it. We're just glad to finally meet you.
Junior: It's great to see you again, Mr. Broflovski.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Great to see you too. (Looks at the four kids from Boulder, CO) It's also very nice to meet you four.
Edgar: Likewise, sir.
Odette: So, what's this we hear about some guy named Carlos?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: As I'm sure you're all aware of, Carlos is the one who has been infiltrating all of your dreams and stealing pieces of your emotions. He says that he needs them for some kind of project. What that project is, we do not know. But we can only tell you that it's likely nothing good. Mrs. Marsh and I engaged Carlos in combat before, and he was one tough customer.
Barry: I'm assuming this is Carlos Murciélago, A.K.A the Champion of the Dream Crystal, right?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: That's right! I can see Kenny educated you on the Overseer Crystals and their champions. (Turns to Wendy) After coming home from war he really took a lot of time to research them.
Wendy/Call Girl: I can see. (Turns back to the kids) Anyway, Mr. Broflovski and I can't take him on alone, and who knows how much more powerful he has become. That's where you fourteen come in.
Paul: And what exactly do you expect us to do? We're not exactly combat ready. We're not even the appropriate ages to take on such a threat.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Yes, you do have a point about being combat ready, and 8-12 years old isn't exactly the age of your typical hero. How about we fix that? (Snaps his fingers)
(Upon snapping his fingers, a long booth with curtains on the opposite sides of it appears out of nowhere)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Here's what's going to happen. Each of you are going to walk through this booth through here and then come out the otherside dressed as the hero you were meant to be. Furthermore, you'll also come out looking five years older than you currently are. So, you're 8-12 years old now, and you'll come out as 13-17 year olds.
Wendy/Call Girl: But don't worry, the age effects only linger in the Dreamscape. You'll still be 8-12 year olds when you wake up.
Odette: Wait, if we're going to get aged up, does that mean us girls are going to be getting more…er…uh…physical features associated with the female gender?
(Wendy nods and all the girls glare at the boys who immediately look afraid)
Cici: Don't you dare say anything, or so help us!
Sid: We weren't Cici, we swear.
Larry: Frankly I just hope 14 year old me looks like a badass.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Only one way to find out, Larry. Now who wants to walk through this booth first?
(Everyone seems hesitant until…)
Lyra: Alright, let's get this over with. I'll go first!
Felix: Alright, Lyra!
Lyra: (Walks up to the entrance to the booth) So all I need to do is walk through this thing and it'll change my appearance automatically?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Yup.
Lyra: Alright, well, here I go!
(Lyra walks into the booth, a flash of light from inside the booth occurs and from the other side of the booth comes a 15 year old Lyra)
(Lyra's hero gear: Yellow pants, white boots, white knee length robe with yellow sash, white glove on the left hand and a yellow glove on the right, a white feathered eye mask over her eyes, her long black hair is tied up into a ponytail with a white scrunchie, and she has a yellow diamond on the back of her robe. Teenage measurements: Height is 5'5'', weight is 112.4 lbs, cup size is 34C)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Alright, guys, how do I look?
Junior: Wow, Lyra, you look amazing!
Tori: Those robes make you look beautifully badass.
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: You really think so?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Your friends seem to like your new look, Lyra, or should we say, Luminous Peacock!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Is that my hero name?
Mimi: That name sounds awesome! I hope mine is as epic as yours!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Alright, who wants to go next?
Felix: I'm ready, dad. Let's do this! (Runs into the booth and walks out the other side as a 14 year old boy)
(Felix's hero gear: Yellow shoes in the shape of talons, black pants, no shirt but he's wearing an open jacket covered in red feathers (he also seems to have the beginnings of some muscle forming), he has red-feathered wings with yellow tips strapped to both of his arms, and a hat made to look like the top half of a red bird's head where the top part of the beak is the brim. Teenage measurements: Height is 5'10, Weight is 121.8 lbs.)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Yeah! (Singing) I'm a bird, mother, I'm a bird! Look at me, mother, I'm a bird! I'm a bird, mother, I'm a bird! Look at me, mother, I'm a bird!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: I'm a bird too, don't forget.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Yeah, but I'm a freaking phoenix!
Chelsea: (Enamored with Felix's teenage body to the point of blushing) More than that, you're a total hottie.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: (Also blushing) Y-You're just saying that.
Chelsea: My folks didn't raise me to be a liar. I say what I mean and I mean what I say, and I say you're PILF: Phoenix I'd Like to…
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Okay, I've heard enough. Now, if the Torrid Phoenix would like to step aside and let someone else take a turn?
Junior: If Lyra and Felix can do it, I can too. (Rubs his hands together excitedly) Can't wait to see what I look like in five years. And away I go! (Runs through the booth and comes out a shockingly tall 13 year old)
(Junior's hero gear: He's wearing a helmet on his head that looks like a gray turtle shell and on top of that helmet is a small cannon. On the subject of shells, covering his torso is a silver, armored turtle shell with two more cannons on his shoulders. His arms are covered in black sleeves and his legs are covered by black pants. White gloves cover his hands and attached to his wrists are wrist mounted lasers. His knees are covered with gray knee pads with gatling guns attached to them, and he's wearing treads on his feet that are attached to black shoes. Teenage measurements: Height 6'9'', Weight 211.7 lbs)
Everyone but Junior: (Amazed at how tall Teenage Junior is) WHOA!
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Aw man, look at how small you guys are.
Larry: Look at how big you are!
Mimi: Yeah, Junior, do you eat nothing but Wheaties over the next five years?
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Am I really that tall?
Paul: (Twiddles his thumbs and blushes) You are a rather…tall drink of water, one might say.
Tori: I'm less focused on Junior's size and more focused on just how much weaponry he has on his person.
Wendy/Call Girl: Yeah, the Dynamo Tortoise really is armed and ready for battle. Those treads on your feet will ensure that you can move just as fast as everyone else.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Wow, I'm like a living tank. (Taps his armored shell and chuckles) This is so cool!
Chelsea: I want to go next!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Go ahead, Chelsea (Steps aside for her).
Chelsea: Wish me luck everybody. (Walks into the booth and comes out as a 14 year old girl)
(Chelsea's hero gear: On her feet are a pair of white ice skates. She's wearing a dark blue miniskirt with a white belt. Attached to the back of the belt is what appears to be a leopard tail with a spiked ball at the end of it. Her top is sleeveless and light blue with a leopard spot pattern. Her red hair, like Lyra's, is tied up in a ponytail thanks to a blue scrunchie. She has white gloves with a blue snowflake pattern on her arms that go to her upper arm. Strapped to her wrist is some kind of device that shoots out a projectile. Teenage measurements: Height 5'4'', Weight 108.6 lbs, cup size 34D)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: (Blushing) Wow, Ch-Chelsea. Y-You look absolutely stunning!
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: I'm so glad you think so Felix. Because I certainly feel beautiful.
Wendy/Call Girl: Yes, the Frosty Leopard is certainly a sight to behold.
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: I just have one question, Chelsea, why the ice skates? I have not once seen you ice skate for as long as I've known you.
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard:I like to roller skate. I guess that's kind of like ice skating. (Looks at the device attached to her wrist) I wonder what this is.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: We'll go over all of your new abilities once everyone has changed into their hero form, Chelsea. So, who's up next?
Larry: I am! Make me over, dudes!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Alright, Larry, you know what to do.
(Larry steps inside the booth and comes out a 14 year old)
(Larry's hero gear: He's wearing dark brown boots, dark blue jeans with some tears, a gray t-shirt beneath a denim vest with badges sewn on, brown leather gloves, black aviator sunglasses, and a half-helmet with a rhinoceros horn on the top. Strapped to his back is a double barrel sawed-off shotgun and a long metal rod. Strapped to his wrists are retractable wrist-mounted chainsaws. He also has gained some muscle in his teenage years. Teenage measurements: Height 5'11'' Weight 130.5 lbs)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Behold, the Wild Rhino!
Larry/Wild Rhino: Sounds pretty badass, Mr. B. (Turns to his friends) Do I look like a badass guys?
Sid: You look like a biker, dude.
Odette: It doesn't really get more badass than that.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Yeah, baby! Oh man, I'm loving this new look. (His wrist mounted chainsaws come out) Look at this, I have chainsaws on my wrist!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: You're like Jack Cayman from MadWorld.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Let me see what other weapons I got. (Takes out the metal rod) Metal rod, that's okay I guess. (Takes out his shotgun) No way! A double barreled sawed off shotgun! Look at this, guys!
(Everyone cowers as Larry waves his gun around)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Careful where you aim that thing!
Larry/Wild Rhino: (Puts his weapons away before turning to his brother) Give it a try, Barry, you might end up looking as cool as me.
Barry: If you say so. (In his mind as he stares at Tori) I hope my 14 year old self looks cool enough to impress Tori.
(Barry walks through the booth and comes out a 14 year old boy)
(Barry's hero gear: He's wearing a bronze colored half helmet with silver antennae on the top of them. Over his eyes are a silver visor. He's wearing a suit of black and bronze colored armor over his body complete with bronze colored boots and black gloves with bronze armor on the back of them. Attached to his back are a set of armored insect wings, and attached to his butt is an bulletproof glass orb with a strong green light inside of it. Teenage measurements: Height 5'11'' Weight 118.4 lbs)
Wendy/Call Girl: Say hello to the Bronze Firefly, everybody.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: So my uniform looks like a firefly? (Looks at his armored suit) I don't see it.
Lindsay: Your helmet has antennae sticking out of it.
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: And you might want to look behind you too.
(Barry looks behind himself to see the glass orb attached to his butt)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Touches the orb) Well this is embarrassing. Not only because of this thing attached to my butt, but…a firefly? Why can't my uniform be based on something cooler? (Looks over at his five aged up friends) They get suits based on peacocks, and leopards, and phoenixes, and rhinos…but I'm stuck with being a firefly? An insect?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Lots of superheroes are based off of bugs. You know, Ant-Man, Wasp, Blue Beetle, The Tick, and, oh yeah, Spider-Man?
Larry/Wild Rhino: Besides, when it comes to insect themed costumes, it could be worse. Your suit can be based off of a dung beetle.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Shudders at the thought)
Tori: If it means anything, Barry, I think your uniform looks cool.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Blushes) Y-You do? Y-You're not just saying that a-are you?
Tori: No, Barry, I mean it. Mainly because fireflies bring back fond childhood memories.
Edgar: It's true. When we were little, Tori, dad, and I would run outside at night and catch fireflies in a jar and just watch them and their little lights flicker.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: Well, uh, Tori…I'm glad my uniform could make you remember fond memories from yesteryear.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Okay, who's next?
Cici: This one's on me, guys. I'm ready.
(Cici walks into the booth and comes out the other side as a 13 year old girl)
(Cici's hero gear: She's wearing a white knee length dress with a black belt and a silver buckle around her waist. The silver buckle has a picture of the infinity symbol on it. She's wearing white boots, white flight goggles with blue lenses, and white gloves. Strapped to her back are large pegasus wings and holstered behind her is a rainbow sword. She's also wearing a hairband on her head with a unicorn horn on it. Teenage measurements: Height 5'3'', Weight 105.3 lbs, cup size 32B)
Paul: (Takes notice of her headband) Wow, Cici, your uniform represents a unicorn!
Mimi: Are you blind? Do you not see those wings strapped to her back? She's clearly based on a pegasus.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Actually, you're both wrong. Since her suit brandishes both the wings of a pegasus and the horn of a unicorn, then it represents the mythical alicorn.
Wendy/Call Girl: That's Infinity Alicorn to you, Kyle.
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Infinity Alicorn, huh? I like that name.
Larry/Wild Rhino: This is probably the most badass you've ever felt in your entire life.
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: You're right about that. So, Mimi, you want to go next?
Mimi: You bet!
Wendy/Call Girl: Step right this way, Mimi.
Mimi: Tally ho! (Runs into the booth and comes out a 13 year old girl)
(Mimi's hero gear: She's wearing a light orange knee length fur dress with a brown belt and a gold buckle around her waist. The belt buckle has the picture of a flame on it. Her fur boots are light orange too and she's wearing elbow length gloves that look like fox paws. She's wearing a headband that has orange fox ears on them and attached to the back of her dress are nine long fox tails. Teenage measurements: Height 5'3'', Weight 103.7, cup size 32B)
Larry/Wild Rhino: (Thinks to himself with wide eyes) Wow, Mimi looks so cute.
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: (Looks down at her gloves and feels her headband) Check it out, my suit is based on a fox!
Wendy/Call Girl: Not just any fox, Mimi. Your suit is based on the mythical kitsune: the nine tailed fox of Japanese folklore.
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: Nine tails? (Looks behind her to see said tails) Oh wow! This is so cool! (Begins to touch them) They're so soft and warm.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: They may look cuddly right now, but on the battlefield they have the potential to be lethal weapons. We'll obviously go over that when we get to training.
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: (Claps her hands) Oh ho! I can't wait!
Paul: (Steps up to the booth) I guess I'll go next if nobody else wants to.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Do it, Paul! I bet you'll come out looking awesome!
Paul: (Smiles) Let's hope so, Junior. (He walks through the booth and comes out a 14 year old boy)
(Paul's hero gear: He's wearing a dark green half helmet on his head with golden deer antlers on top of it with 8 points total (four on each antler). He's also wearing gold plated knight armor with a green tabard over it and on that tabard is a picture of a yellow deer. Holstered behind him are two broadswords. Teenage measurements: Height 5'9'', Weight 115.1 lbs)
Paul/Valiant Stag: (Looking at his armor and tabard) I can't tell what animal I'm supposed to be based on. But from what I can tell I appear to be some kind of knight. That's pretty heroic.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Take a look at your helmet, dude, it has antlers.
Paul/Valiant Stag: (Feeling the antlers on his helmet) So my suit is based on a moose?
Wendy/Call Girl: Actually, Valiant Stag, your suit is based on a common woodland creature, the deer.
Paul/Valiant Stag: A deer? How are deers heroic?
Barry/Bronze Firefly: Welcome to the Club of D-Class Animals, Paul. Population: You and Me.
Paul/Valiant Stag: (Takes out his broadswords) I guess it's not all bad. These swords look pretty sweet.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: You get swords?! Great, you guys get swords, guns, chainsaws…and what do I get? A big old glass orb attached to my ass.
Wendy/Call Girl: Settle down, Barry. You'll find in due time that every suit has something special that makes you glad to be wearing it. (Turns to the remaining five kids) Five left, who's up next?
Lindsay: (Turns to the four kids from Boulder) Can I go next, pretty please?
Edgar: (Looks at his friends and then back at Lindsay) Go for it.
(Lindsay, excitedly, walks through the booth and comes out a 13 year old girl)
(Lindsay's hero gear: She's wearing what appears to be a jellyfish costume. The dome part of the jellyfish, or the bell, is covering the top half of Lindsay's body. The bell is clear so Lindsay can see through it (Think Mother Lusamine from Pokemon Sun & Moon). The thinner tentacles of the jellyfish suit either have swords or tasers on the ends of them, while the thicker ones act as Lindsay's hands since her actual hands are in the jellyfish suit. Other than the jellyfish costume, the rest of Lindsay's attire seems to be pirate themed. She's wearing a magenta bandana on her head, a white and black pirate's blouse, black pants, and brown boots. Teenage Measurements: Height 5'1'', Weight 103.3 lbs, Cup Size 34A)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: Ahoy, bilge rats! Are ye ready to kick some tail?
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Aye, aye, captain.
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: I get to be a pirate and a jellyfish all in one. My birthday came early this year.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: And with your tentacles armed to the teeth with swords and tasers, the Swashbuckling Jelly is ready for action.
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: (Looks at her swords) I can't wait to cut up some bad guys with these things!
Sid: Well I guess that leaves us Boulderites for last, huh?
Wendy/Call Girl: Looks that way. Which one of you wants to belly up to the booth first?
Edgar: Well, it's like the old adage goes, 'Age before beauty', I'll go next. (As Tori, Sid, and Odette cheer him on, Edgar walks into the booth and comes out a 17 year old boy)
(Edgar's hero gear: He's wearing a hat that looks like the top half of a dog's head. He's wearing a long sleeve black shirt beneath a light gray vest. He has black pants held up by a black belt and he has black boots on his feet. On his hands are two gauntlets that look like dog's heads. Teenage Measurements: Height 6'1'', Weight 145.7 lbs)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: Dang, Edgar, can your uniform get any blacker?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: He's not called Dark Cerberus for nothing.
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: (Looking at his dog head gauntlets) I knew this dog motif wasn't just for show. These gauntlets look like they can really put the hurt on somebody, though.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, boy. Trust me.
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: I'll keep that in mind. (Turns to Tori) You want to go next?
Tori: Yeah, I'm ready.
(Edgar steps aside so Tori can enter. She comes out the other end a beautiful 16 year old girl)
(Tori's hero gear: She's wearing a costume that looks like a Playboy bunny outfit. It consists of a purple strapless corset teddy with a white star pattern and a fluffy cotton tail on the back of it, some pantyhoes, some purple heels, white cuffs, black bow tie, and a black top hat with purple bunny ears coming out of it. She's also wearing a black cape over her back. Teenage Measurements: Height 5'6'', Weight 123.5 lbs, cup size 36E)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Alright guys, how do I look?
(Her 13 friends stare at her speechless)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Are you all silent for a good reason?
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: I don't know what to say, Tori. You…you certainly grow up a lot in the next five years.
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: (To himself) Well, dad always said that having a large chest ran in my mom's side of the family. Now Tori gets to carry that mantle onward.
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: You look so cute Tori! (Turns to some more of her friends) What do you guys think?
(Lyra and the guys of the group (with the exception of Edgar, Kyle, and Paul) look over at Tori and…)
Barry, Felix, Lyra, Larry, Junior, and Sid: (Get a nosebleed in the style of that one scene from Episode 12 of Gurren Lagann)
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: I guess that means they like it.
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: I never thought I'd be flattered by other people's blood.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Well that's a rare sentence.
Wendy/Call Girl: Be warned, you lot, because the Mystic Rabbit is as beautiful as she is deadly.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: You don't need to tell us, Mrs. Marsh. If looks could kill we'd all be dead.
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: I'm pretty sure that statement refers to glares and looks of anger rather than external beauty.
Odette: If Tori ends up a bombshell in five years, I wonder what I'll look like.
Wendy/Call Girl: You know what you have to do.
Odette: Yes I do! (Runs into the booth) Yeehaw!
(Odette enters the booth and comes out a 16 year old girl)
(Odette's hero gear: She's wearing a black sleeveless shirt, green pants, and boots that look like monkey feet. She also has gloves that look like monkey paws. Around her green pants is a brown belt and on the back of that belt is a monkey tail with another hand at the end of it. Over her clothes she's wearing bamboo armor and she has a gold headband around her head. As for weapons she's carrying around a staff with a monkey's head on top of it and she's wearing a brown sling bag with fruit inside of it. Teenage Measurements: Height 5'7'', Weight 116.2, cup size 30C)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: (Looks at herself and says sarcastically…) Yeah, a hero based on Wu Kong, never heard that one before.
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: To be fair, I've heard of the legend of Wu Kong, and I don't remember anything about his tail having a hand on the end of it.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Or a bag full of fruit.
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: I guess the fruit is in case I get hungry and need an energy booster.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: We'll get into what that fruit does momentarily, but let me just say right now, that you aren't called 'Bruiser Monkey' for a reason. (Turns to Sid) Well, looks like you're last up.
Sid: Yup, I'm ready. (Calmly walks into the booth and comes out the other end a 16 year old boy)
(Sid's hero gear: He's wearing a red half helmet and armor based on the shell of a crustacean. He has gloves on both hands that look like crab claws. Behind him are six long appendages that represent crab legs, and also strapped to his back is a crab themed guitar. Teenage Measurements: Height 6'0'' Weight 140.3 lbs)
Sid/Serene Crab: I'm a crab? (Looks behind him to grab his new guitar) And I have a guitar in this form? Groovy!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: The Serene Crab is quite the musical whiz, both on and off the battlefield.
Sid/Serene Crab: Just the way I like it. (Turns to his friends) I think we're all in agreement that we look awesome.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Aw yeah, buddy! So, when are we going after this Carlos dude? The Wild Rhino is looking to get his freak on!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Slow your roll there, Larry. Before we do anything involving going after Carlos, we need to make sure you lot are properly trained and that you get acquainted with your new abilities. First and foremost, I just want to point out, some of you can fly.
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Yeah, I had a feeling these pegasus wings weren't just for show.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: The following are airworthy: Felix, Barry, Cici, Lindsay, Lyra, and Tori.
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: Uh, I can understand how Felix, Barry, and Cici can fly. But what about the rest of us?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: That bubble around your upper half is made so that you can float like a jellyfish would in the water. Push on the bubble to expand it and then jump.
(Lindsay pushes on her bubble to make it appear large, then she jumps up and proceeds to float around)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: This is so cool!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: And if you want to be earthbound again, take a deep breath and the bubble shall return to its original size.
(Lindsay takes a deep breath and her bubble returns to its original size and she lands back on the ground on her feet)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: (Turns to Tori) Now Tori, you remember the Wizard of Oz, right?
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: It's only one of my favorite movies.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Click your heels three times and you'll start to float.
(Tori clicks her heals three times as instructed and she get lifted off the ground)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Now what do I do if I want to go back on the ground?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Click your heels again.
(Tori clicks her heels three times again and she's back on the ground)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: This is going to take some getting used to.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: You'll get used to it, trust me. (Turns to Lyra) And Lyra, the back of your suit has a yellow diamond attached to it. What I want you to do now is stomp your left foot on the ground as hard as you can.
(Lyra stomps her left food and from the gem on her back comes two large wings made of peacock feathers)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: (Looks at her new wings) Oh, now things are getting good!
Wendy/Call Girl: And this is only the beginning. (She snaps her fingers and an assortment of training equipment appears out of nowhere) Let's get to work!
(Training Montage Time: Song - Rock You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions)
(Instrumentals)
(First, everyone's agility is tested. Felix, Lyra, Lindsay, Barry, Tori, and Cici are seen flying through many rings. Rings that stay still, rings of varying sizes, and rings that move at varying speeds and directions. As for the heroes stuck on the ground, they're seen running down an obstacle course littered with hurdles, moving platforms, and swinging pendulums among other obstacles (Note: As Chelsea moves, and since she has ice skates on her feet, she's basically acting like Ice Kirby and she's skating across the ground))
(After that it's time to work on everyone's moveset as an assortment of training dummies come out of nowhere)
Paul's Moves:
(Paul is seen slashing away at the dummies with his swords (Cervus Cutter). The next set of dummies he rams into with the horns on his half helmet, which are glowing a golden light, (Antler Smash). As for the last set of dummies he's dealing with, the tips of his antlers begin shooting off a barrage of laser from their tips (Valiant Barrage) and when there's one dummy remaining, a laser beam shoots out from the middle of his antlers to destroy it (Elk Cannon))
(It's early morning, the sun comes out. Last night was shaking, and pretty loud. My cat is purring, it scratches my skin. So what is wrong with another sin?)
Sid's Moves:
(Sid is slamming on dummies with his big crab claws (Crustacean Crusher). Immediately after that, he opens his claws up to reveal barrels of a gun, and out from the claws comes bombs that look like urchins (Crab Cannon), which latch onto the dummies and explode on impact. As multiple dummies appear around him, he takes out his guitar and begins to play and octopus tentacles made out of water appear around him and wipe out all of the dummies (Wrath of the Kraken). He then finishes the remaining dummies by playing a different song and sending out jets of water that knock them down (Terrible Tide))
(The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell. So give her inches and feed her well. More days to come, new places to go. I've got to leave, it's time for a show)
Larry's Moves:
(Larry is beating dummies up with his metal rod (Wild Whacker), before taking out his wrist mounted chainsaws and hacking more up (Sharp Rampage), and then grabbing his shotgun and shooting up some more (Ivory Hunter). As he pulled the trigger, projectiles that look like a rhinoceros horn fire out of the barrel. When more dummies show up in front of him, Larry takes his metal rod back out, holds it out in front of him, takes a running start, jumps, and the metal rod turns into a motorcycle for Larry to ride, with the metal bar being the bike's handlebars. Larry rides his motorcycle through the dummies (Stampede))
(Here I am! Rock you like a Hurricane! (x2))
Lindsay's Moves:
(Lindsay is spinning around, slicing up the dummies around her with the tentacles that have swords on the end of them (Swashbuckle Dance). More dummies she blows away with electric blasts from her tasers (Jelly Shock). A few others she jabs with said tasers (Jelly Zap) and shocks them until they explode)
(My body's burning, it starts to shout. Desire is coming, it breaks out loud. Lust is in cages 'til storm breaks loose. Just have to make it with someone I choose)
Barry's Moves
(As an assortment of dummies appears before, Barry, he takes a stance and a series of small firefly shaped missiles fly from his shoulders and hit most of the dummies (Volatile Swarm). His visor then glows and he shoots a green laser beam from it to take out some more dummies (Luminescent Beam). For the remaining dummies, he turns around as the orb attached to his butt glows brighter than before and he fires an even bigger beam from it to destroy the rest of them (Giga Luminescent Beam).
(The night is calling, I have to go. The wolf is hungry, he runs the show. He's licking his lips, he's ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting)
Mimi's Moves:
(She grabs one of the dummies with her tails and then throws it at another one (Foxtail Slam). At that moment she envelops her tails in flames and hits more dummies with them (Flaming Foxtail Slam). The fires on her tails go out only to be replaced by nine fireballs on the tips of her tails (Fox Fire). She throws these fireballs to destroy some more dummies)
(Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! Are you ready, baby? Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane)
Cici's Moves:
(She takes out her rainbow sword and hacks away at some of the dummies. When some were far away, she waved her sword and created a wave of multicolored lights that cut them in half (Cutting Rainbow). When she got bored with that, she fired some rainbow beams from the unicorn horn on her headband (Technicolor Shot). To finish off the last bit, Cici flies into the air, spreads her wings. Small meteors begin to form in front of her wings and then she hurls them at the remaining dummies (Infinity Shower))
(Here I am! Rock you like a Hurricane! (x2))
Chelsea's Moves:
(She's skating around multiple dummies and doing spins and flips, making sure that her ice skates cut them up good when she does so (Dangerous Axel). From a distance, she uses the device strapped on her wrist to fire off mini curling stones (Curling Crasher). She takes on more dummies with the spike ball at the end of her tail (Frozen Slammer) and then even more by forming small snowflake shaped shurikens between her fingers and throwing them at them (Icy Shuriken). Finally, she forms a bobsled made of ice and uses it to ram into more dummies (Leopard's Bobsled).)
(Instrumentals)
Edgar and Tori's Moves
(Edgar squeezes his hands from within his dog head gauntlets. From the right one comes a sword (Hellhound Slash) and from the left one comes a cannon (Devilish Inferno). He uses his sword to slash and impale his dummies while he uses his cannon to shoot out a stream of purple fire to incinerate another set of dummies)
(Tori looks inside her hat and pulls out a magic wand that looks very similar to the Elder Wand. She puts her hat back on and proceeds to unleash a series of spells. She launched fire spells (Magic Fire), ice spells (Mystic Freeze), electrical spells (Arcane Thunder), wind spells (Entrancing Winds), earth spells (Earthly Enchantment), and even the ability to lift objects or people (Power of Levitation). She uses these spells to destroy all of her dummies. One dummy tries to fire a projectile attack at her, but she creates a portal to send it away (Miracle Portal).)
(It's early morning, the sun comes out. Last night was shaking, and pretty loud. My cat is purring, it scratches my skin. So what is wrong with another sin?)
Odette's Moves:
(She's wailing a series of dummies with her monkey paw gloves, boots, and tail (Primate Rampage and Punching Tail). She then whacks some more with her staff (Monkey Stick) and finishes her batch off by throwing some of the explosive fruit in her bag at them (Fruity Combustion).)
(The night is calling, I have to go. The wolf is hungry, he runs the show. He's licking his lips, he's ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting)
Junior's Moves:
(Using his treads to get around he's punching any dummy that's in his path with his gloved hands that are currently glowing (Dynamo Punch). He takes a break from punching so he can shoot at the dummies with his knee mounted guns (Knee Caps). He fires some rounds from his five laser cannons next (Dynamo Blasters) before firing all five off simultaneously as a beam (Quint Laser). To finish the remaining dummies, Junior jumps up high and slams down on then whilst he's inside his shell (Dynamo Slam).)
(Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! Are you ready, baby? Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane)
Felix's Moves:
(As he flies through the air, Felix hits some dummies with his wings which are emitting a hot aura (Hot Wings). He then fires embers at rapid fire pace from his talons at some more dummies (Red Hot Gatling). Felix's next move involves him opening his wings up and facing them skyward. As he does a fireball begins to form between them. He throws the fireball and it incinerates a good sum of the remaining dummies (Critical Mass). For the remaining dummies, his talons become engulfed in flames and he slashing away at them with the flaming talons (Burning Scratch).)
(Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane! Here I am!)
Lyra's Moves:
(Lyra is cutting up her dummies with sharpened peacock feathers that she's using as a sword (Peacock Slash). Since the wings on her suit are made of peacock feathers, it has the eyespots that most peacock feathers have. Said eyespots fire off beams of light and take out more dummies (Luminous Beam). Her yellow gloves fires off bullets made of light every time she does the finger gun gesture (Light Bullet). Another dummy she takes out by creating a bow made of light. She places a peacock feather inside it and fires it at the dummy (Feather Arrow). One dummy fires bullets at Lyra and she uses her right glove to form a shield made of peacock feathers to protect her (Feather Shield). She then throws the feather shield and cuts the dummy in half as the montage and song ends)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier & Wendy/Call Girl: (Applauds the 14 kids on their performances)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Bravo, everyone! You did a terrific job! How do we all feel?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Dad, I feel awesome!
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: There's no better way to say it, but we kicked ass, man! I was like, 'Pow, Pow, Whack!' and you guys were all like, 'Bam, Zap, Zoom, Kaboom, Wha-Bam!'
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Couldn't have said it better myself, Odette.
Larry/Wild Rhino: I'm more than ready to take on that Carlos fool now. Let me at him!
Wendy/Call Girl: Even though you all possess great power and skill now, it's important not to lose your heads or get too big for your britches. Doing so could spell the end for you, especially against someone like Carlos. He's not someone to be dealt with lightly.
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: What's the plan when going after this guy, anyway? Are we going to go looking for him or is he going to come to us?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Our best bet is to wait for him to come to us. I have this nagging suspicion that Carlos would have hid himself away somewhere, and there's only so long you kids can stay in the Dreamscape before you have to wake up.
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: How long do you think we have to wait for?
(Suddenly the blue skies of the Dreamscape become dark as thunder booms in the distance)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Well, it's not going to be a long wait that's for sure.
Carlos: (As a disembodied voice) Well now, I see the lot of you have been hard at work trying to defeat me.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Damn straight, freak! So why don't you do us all a favor and come down from wherever you are so we can give you the ass kicking you deserve!
Carlos: (Disembodied voice) Hmm, while that is a tempting offer, I think I'd rather have you go up against a little army that I've created specifically for the Dreamscape. I'm sure they'd love to play with you all.
(A small hole opens up in the dark skies and a big ball of purple flame comes down to greet our heroes. The ball of flame breaks apart in 22 pieces and creates 22 humanoid figures with pink skin, red eyes, and purple hair and clothes. Each of these figures appear to be about 13 years old. This small army of Carlos includes…)
(Incubus Toolshed: He's wearing some purple jeans and a purple t-shirt with a badge on it with Incubus on it. He's has a red utility belt wrapped around his waist with an assortment of modified tools and a sledgehammer slung over his back. He looks like Stan.)
(Incubus Tigress: Her purple hair is tied up in a ponytail and she's wearing a light purple headband around her head, a purple gi, and she has purple boxing gloves on her hands. She looks like Wendy.)
(Incubus Kite: A purple uniform with a picture of a demonic kite on it. He's wearing light purple netting around his head and attached to that netting is a black and pink kite that allows him to be airborne. Over his eyes are silver heat vision goggles. He looks like Kyle.)
(Incubus Sharp-Edge: She's wearing a pink bow to tie up her purple hair. Her clothes consist of a purple button up shirt with the Incubus logo on it, a purple miniskirt, purple socks that go to her thigh, and purple shoes. Her weapons consist of a bag of blades she has over her shoulder and her flute-saber. She looks like Bebe. )
(Incubus Mosquito: He's wearing a wool hat that's many shades of purple, a wing pack on his back that look like a pair of mosquito wings, a sharp and long stinger on his nose, purple pants, purple gloves, purple shoes, a purple sweater, and some pink and purple mosquito shaped robots attached to himself. He looks like Clyde.)
(Incubus Knight: She's wearing purple knight's armor, sans a helmet. Her weapons are a shield, a sword, a quiver full of arrows, and two crossbows. She looks like Red.)
(Incubus Feline: She's wearing a purple cat ears, a purple cat mask, purple cat paws, with metal claws on both her hands and feet, a furry purple cat costume with a pink belly and purple tail. She looks like Heidi.)
(Incubus DJ: He's wearing a purple tank top with a black lightning bolt on it, purple pants, a purple cap with a pink brim backwards, purple sneakers, and a platinum chain. His weapon of choice is a boom box that can shoot missiles and transform into armor for his arms and hands. He looks like Craig.)
(Incubus Pep: He's wearing a male cheerleading outfit that consists of a purple sweatband, purple pants with pink stripes that go down the leg, a purple shirt with pink on the shoulders and the number 13 on the front and back of it, and purple and pink shoes. His weapons are a megaphone, some pom-poms, a confetti launcher, and a fireworks launcher. He looks like Tweek.)
(Incubus Coon: A purple raccoon mask with raccoon ears and metal claws, a utility belt with weapons on it, and a purple cape with the letter C on it, a purple raccoon tail, a pink shirt with a capital C, and a purple jacket and purple pants. He looks like Cartman.)
(Incubus Gentlemen: He's wearing purple pants, shoes, and a long sleeve dress shirt. Over the dress shirt is a pink vest. He also has pink gloves and a purple top hat. His weapons consist of a staff with a pink diamond on top of it and a katana strapped to his back. He looks like Cody.)
(Incubus Tupperware: He's wearing a big plastic jug on his head, a purple shirt with plastic sleeves, metal gloves, a purple cape, pink shoes, and a pink utility belt holding a series of canisters that contain strange substances. He also has a strange contraption hooked onto his back. He looks like Tolkein.)
(Incubus Dame: She's wearing a purple tube top with a purple and pink wrap skirt and pink sandals. As for weapons she has two uzis and a wingpack that reveals to big purple butterfly wings with razor sharp edges. She looks like Annie)
(Incubus Cowboy: He's wearing a purple duster coat, a pink Stetson on his head, a pink t-shirt beneath the duster, purple jeans and purple shoes. His weapons consist of a Gatling gun strapped to his back, some revolvers in his holsters. He looks like Kurt.)
(Incubus Samurai: She's wearing a pink mask, a purple and pink kimono, and purple sandals with pink socks. Her weapons consist of fans with razor sharp edges and can combine to form one large blade. She looks like Ursula.)
(Incubus Angel: She's wearing a purple choir dress, an eye mask with an upside down crucifix on it, and pink diamond rings on her hands. Her weapons consist of a microphone, some cymbals, a trumpet, and some drum sticks. She looks like Bridgette.)
(Incubus Chain: He's wearing an open purple puffer jacket with a pink shirt underneath it, purple jeans, and purple boots. His weapons are a series of chains that literally come from his back like tentacles. He looks like Justin.)
(Incubus Speedster: He's wearing a purple racing suit with a black lightning bolt on its chest (This bolt is different from Incubus DJ's), purple boots, pink headphone with lightning bolt symbols on them, and perhaps more interesting than that he's wearing rocket powered crutches. He looks like Jimmy)
(Incubus Mystery: He's wearing a purple jumpsuit with a pink letter M on it, and pink briefs over it. He also has a belt around the jumpsuit, purple boots, pink gloves, and a dark purple cloak that cover his hair and some of his face. On the top of his cloak is a purple exclamation mark. He looks like Kenny)
(Incubus Steampunk: She's wearing a purple gothic/steampunk style dress with pink leggings, purple boots, purple gloves that go up to her elbow, and a small steampunk themed top hat on her head. Her weapon of choice is a steampunk staff, a steampunk themed revolver, and some steampunk themed bombs. She looks like Lola.)
(Incubus Chaos: He's wearing a purple tanktop with purple pants. His gauntlets, boots, helmet, and shoulderpads are all made of metal and are a lighter shade of purple in terms of color. He looks like Butters)
(Incubus Blaster: She's wearing a purple jumpsuit with purple shoes, and strapped to her are a series of guns. She looks like Millie)
(Everyone stares at the 22 pink skinned demons that Carlos has summoned for them)
Carlos: (Disembodied voice) Like them? As I stated before, I infiltrated dreams all across the multiverse. In my travels, I came across my timeline's mightiest heroes, and a couple of their friends who show great potential if their dreams were anything to go by. I stole pieces of their emotions and used them to create these copies that I can use for my ends. They will be your executioners!
Paul/Valiant Stag: Guys, is it me or do these freaks look kind of familiar?
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Yeah, they look kind of like our parents. Albeit younger…and more evil looking…and with bad skin.
Wendy/Call Girl: (Stares at Incubus Tigress) Wow, it's like looking into a really twisted mirror.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: (Stares at Incubus Kite) This is so messed up!
Larry/Wild Rhino: (Takes out his wrist mounted chainsaws) They don't look so tough. If this is seriously the best you can do, Carlos, you might as well give up now.
Carlos: (Disembodied voice) I assure you, young man, that my little army here is more than capable of a good fight. Don't believe me? Then why don't you take some of them on and see how much of a thrashing they can give you
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Bring them on! It doesn't matter which one of these pink menaces you send out to face us, they'll be DOA regardless.
Carlos: (Disembodied voice) We'll see about that.
(18 of the 22 figures rejoin and turn into the ball of purple flame from earlier, leaving Incubus Coon, Incubus Gentleman, Incubus Dame, and Incubus Tupperware behind. The ball goes back into the sky and the four Incubus Warriors are ready to fight)
Lindsay/Swashbuckler Jelly: Not trying to judge you, evil disembodied voice guy, but you've made this harder for yourself by making this a 16 v. 4 fight.
Carlos: (Disembodied voice) You'll find that the strength of just one member of my army is far greater than all of yours. Now, let's see how you deal with these four, shall we?
Incubus Dame: (Takes out her uzis and unleashes a barrage of bullets on our heroes)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Feather Shield! (Blocks her and her friends from the bullet attack before throwing the shield at the four Incubus fighters who dodge out of the way)
Incubus Tupperware: (Throws one of his canisters down at the 16 heroes and it explodes sending them flying)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Gets up) That was some attack.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: These guys are looking to play hardball. Fortunately for us, we're experts at that game.
Incubus Gentleman: (Shoots a blast of energy from his staff right at Felix)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Hot Wings! (Blocks the attack with his wings)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Are you okay, Felix?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Never better, dad. But here's the plan, you, me, Lyra, and Mrs. Marsh are taking on this Young Monopoly Man looking motherlover! (Turns to the rest of his friends) The rest of you, choose which one of these jerks you want to take to church!
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: (Looks at Incubus Dame) Edgar, Sid, Odette, and I will take on this moth.
Incubus Dame: (Scowls from being called a moth)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Barry, Mimi, Cici, come here! The four of us are taking on Plastic Man over there (Points at Incubus Tupperware)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: I guess that leaves Chelsea, Lindsay, Paul, and I with Tanooki Mario then (Looks over at Incubus Coon).
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Alright, targets chosen, let's roll!
All: Right! (The 16 heroes split up and take on their respective Incubus henchman)
(Incubus Gentleman vs. Lyra, Felix, Kyle, and Wendy)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: This should be easy. (Summons a series of drones) Drone Swarm!
(The drones charge at Incubus Gentleman and bombard him with projectile attacks, but the Incubus Gentleman easily repels each attack with his sword)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Such lightning fast reflexes! (Hits more buttons on his wrist mounted device) But let's see him get out of this in one piece!
(A light on the drones goes from blue to red and they all prepare to charge at Incubus Gentleman as a kamikaze attack. Before the drones could crash into him, Incubus Gentleman jumps up high in the sky. The drones crash into each other and explode)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: (Looks up at how high Incubus Gentleman jumped) No way!
Incubus Gentleman: (Fires another blast from his staff)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Light Bullet! (Shoots an orb of light from her finger at the incoming attack, creating a smoke wall on impact. Lyra then stomps her foot down and summons her wings so she can fly)
Incubus Gentleman: (Lands back on his feet to see Lyra flying in the air when the smoke clears)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Luminous Beam! (Fires beams of light from her wings and they head straight for Incubus Gentleman)
Incubus Gentleman: (Slams his staff in the ground to create a protective bubble that blocks the attack, taking Lyra by surprise)
Wendy/Call Girl: Damn it!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Mrs. M, I think it's time we combine attacks. What do you think?
Wendy/Call Girl: Let's do it! (Her cell phones begin to glow as Felix flies upward) Phone Destroyer! (Fires beams from her phone)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Red Hot Gatling! (Fires embers from his talons)
(The two attacks hit Incubus Gentleman's shield and it breaks almost instantly, knocking him on his ass, but he quickly gets up as he takes out his katana and it gets engulfed in purple flames)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Well this is new.
Incubus Gentleman: (Impales a nearby rock with his flaming katana and the rock gets lit on fire before it explodes. Seeing Kyle, Wendy, Lyra, and Felix's looks of worry cause him to charge forward with his blazing sword)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Dauntless Broadsword! (Takes out his swords and blocks Incubus Gentleman's attack) Someone take him while I have him busy!
Wendy/Call Girl: Let's go, kids, team effort!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock & Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Got it!
(Wendy, Lyra, and Felix surround Incubus Gentleman as he struggles with Kyle)
Wendy/Call Girl: (Takes out two phones) Gigabyte Buster! (Fires electric beams from the phones)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Feather Arrow! (Shoots a peacock feather from her bow of light)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Critical Mass! (Tosses a fireball)
(The three attacks are about to hit Incubus Gentleman when he suddenly dodges out of the way and the attacks hit Kyle instead)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Sorry, dad.
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Are you okay?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Worry less about me and more on that purple haired asshole over there! (Points at Incubus Gentleman who is staring at the four menacingly)
(Incubus Dame vs. Edgar, Sid, Tori, and Odette)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: COME HERE, BITCH! (Charges forward)
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Odette, wait!
(Too late, Odette had already made it to Incubus Dame who is staring at her in a nonchalant manner)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Primate Rampage!
(Odette throws a flurry of kicks and punches, but Incubus Dame dodges them all and delivers a swift kick to Odette's stomach when she lets her guard down. Incubus Dame is about to take out her uzis and finish her off when…)
Sid/Serene Crab: Crab Cannon! (Fires urchin like projectiles at Incubus Dame and they explode sending her flying)
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: You shouldn't charge in recklessly like that. You're only going to get yourself killed.
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Lecture me later. Right now, help me take this creep down!
Incubus Dame: (Opens her butterfly wings and flies skyward. The gems on her butterfly wings begin to glow and beams of purple, pink, white, and black light come down on the four Boulderites)
Sid/Serene Crab: (Takes out his guitar) Wrath of the Kraken! (Plays a tune that causes tentacles made of water to appear around him and his friends. The tentacles block the beams and then charge towards Incubus Dame who shoots them all down with her uzis) Whoa!
Incubus Dame: (Comes down at Sid with butterfly wings wide open, and hits him with the wings razor sharp edges, bringing him to his knees)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Sid!
Sid/Serene Crab: Dude, those wings can cut glass!
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: (Looks up at Incubus Dame who is still in the skies looking down at the four of them) Edgar, stay down here with Odette and Sid. When I ground this pixie, land the finishing blow on her.
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Got it! Good luck, Tori.
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Who needs luck when you have magic! (Clicks her heels three times and begins to float. She flies up to Incubus Dame and confront her) You and me, you bootleg Fairy God Parent!
Incubus Dame: (Fires her uzis at Tori as she takes out her wand)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Miracle Portal! (Opens two portals. The bullets go in one and come out the other, hitting Incubus Dame)
Incubus Dame: (Once she gets her bearings straight the gems on her wings begin to glow and she shoots her lasers again)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: (Waves her wand) Entrancing Winds! (Creates gusts of winds to repel the beams and they fly off elsewhere)
Incubus Dame: (Gets angry as she balls her fists up)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: That's right, get mad!
Incubus Dame: (Flies at Tori fast)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: (Dodges out of the way of Incubus Dame's charge giving her time to counterattack) Arcane Thunder! (Fires a bolt of lightning from her wand and electrocutes Incubus Dame, which causes the Incubus goon to get knocked unconscious and plummet from the sky) Edgar, now!
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: I'm all over it! (Unsheathes his sword from his gauntlet gets to where Incubus Dame is going to land)
Incubus Dame: (Regains consciousness in time to see she's falling towards Edgar)
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Hellhound Slash! (Cuts Incubus Dame in half, defeating her)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Great work, you two!
Sid/Serene Crab: No type of teamwork quite like sibling teamwork!
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: (Lands on her feet as she and Edgar fist bump)
(Incubus Tupperware vs. Larry, Barry, Cici, and Mimi)
Incubus Tupperware: (Glares at the four heroes, waiting for them to make their move)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Ladies first, asshole!
Incubus Tupperware: (Begins to spin around like a tornado and tries to ram into the four, who jump out of the way)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Our turn! (Takes out his sawed off shot gun) Ivory Hunter! (Shoots at Incubus Tupperware multiple times, but he dodges all of the shots) For a guy with a giant tub on his head you sure are a slippery little devil, aren't you?
(Larry keeps shooting, while Incubus Tupperware keeps dodging, that is until…)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Comes out of nowhere and punches Incubus Tupperware, knocking him on the ground.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Didn't know you could hit something so hard, bro.
Barry/Bronze Firefly: There's a lot you don't know about me.
(Incubus Tupperware gets up and distances himself from the group of four)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: Watch how a real man gets things done, Larry. Volatile Swarm! (Shoots firefly shaped rockets at the enemy)
Incubus Tupperware: (Takes out a canister with a pink fluid in it and he throws it at the incoming rockets. Upon making contact with the attack, the canister explodes and traps the rockets in a pink colored slime, and the rockets explode within the slime)
Barry/Brozne Firefly: Well here's an attack you can't encase in slime! (Turns around and the orb on his butt begins to glow) Giga Luminescent Beam! (Fires a beam of light from his orb, but Incubus Tupperware jumps up to dodge and he throws another canister of pink fluid at Barry, encasing him in slime)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Barry!
Incubus Tupperware: (Gets ready to slam down on Barry to finish him off when)
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: (Catches Incubus Tupperware with her extendable tails) That bug is not meant for squashing! (Slams Incubus Tupperware to the ground) My turn to play!
Larry/Wild Rhino: Don't overlook us, Mimi. (Cici and Larry come to Mimi as Incubus Tupperware gets up, ready for more. Larry takes out his metal rod and Cici takes out her rainbow sword) Let's get him!
(Larry, Cici, and Mimi charge at Incubus Tupperware and engage him in combat. Mimi punches, Cici slashes, and Larry whacks at the enemy, but he's taking each blow like a champ. Incubus Tupperware even manages to punch or kick the three heroes back when he gets the opportunity)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: This is no ordinary plastic we're dealing with here!
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: I think it's time we turn up the heat! (Steps back as fireballs begin to form on the tips of her nine tails) Fox Fire! (Throws the fireballs at Incubus Tupperware, and they send him flying. Before he can make a landing, Mimi wraps her nine tails around him to ensure he stays down)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Nice one, Mimi!
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: Thank me later, hurry up and finish this jerk off before he breaks free!
Larry/Wild Rhino: I'm on it! Stampede! (Runs forward with metal rod in hand and when he jumps, the motorcycle materializes) Let's make some roadkill! (Revs his motorcycle's engine and he charges at Incubus Tupperware with the intent on running him over)
Incubus Tupperware: (Manages to get an arm free from Mimi's tails, catching her attention, and he grabs an explosive canister and throws it at Mimi, hurting her and causing her to let go of him. Once he's back on his feet, the contraption on his back activates, filling the jug on his head up with light. He opens it up and fires a blinding blast of light at Larry, who gets temporarily blinded and he wipes out. With three of the four heroes out of commission, there's only Cici left.)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: (Horrified) Mimi, Larry!
Incubus Tupperware: (Turns to face Cici)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: (Gets angry) That does it! You have no idea the rage you've awakened within me! (Begins to fly upward) No one hurts my friends and gets away with it! And that goes double for my sister! (Spreads her wings) Infinity Shower! (Summons a meteor shower from her wings and pelts the ground below her with meteors)
Incubus Tupperware: (Tries to dodge the meteors as they fall, but one huge meteor comes right at him and crushes him before he can even react, defeating him)
Larry/Wild Rhino: (Regains consciousness) Huh?
Barry/Bronze Firefly: (Breaks free from the slime) What'd I miss?
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: (Regains consciousness) Cici! You did it!
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Darn right I did! (The other three rejoin her and Mimi hugs her twin sister as thanks for defeating Incubus Tupperware)
(Incubus Coon vs. Junior, Chelsea, Lindsay, and Paul)
Incubus Coon: (Takes out a giant cleaver and tries to slash at the four heroes)
Paul/Valiant Stag: Cervus Cutter! (Takes out his swords and blocks the attack)
Incubus Coon: (Backs up and slashes Paul in the face with Raccoon Claws)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Paul, are you okay?
Paul/Valiant Stag: This better not leave a mark when I wake up in the real world.
Incubus Coon: (Charges at Junior and Paul with his cleaver when Lindsay steps in)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: Swashbuckle Dance! (Spins around and knocks the cleaver out of Incubus Coon's hands)
Incubus Coon: (Jumps up high)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: (Looks up) Jelly Shock! (Shoots bolts of electricity from some of her tentacles which Incubus Coon manages to dodge before slamming down on Lindsay) GAAH!
Incubus Coon: (Is about to slash at Lindsay with her claws when…)
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Leopard's Bobsled! (Runs into Incubus Coon with the icy bobsled to get him off of Lindsay. She then jumps out of the bobsled, grabs it, and throws it onto Incubus Coon causing it to break upon impact)
Paul/Valiant Stag: You go, Chel!
(As Incubus Coon gets up, Chelsea prepares her next volley of attacks)
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Still standing I see? Let's see what happens to you after this! Curling Crasher! (Shoots a mini curling stone at Incubus Coon who catches it in his claws and breaks it) No way!
Incubus Coon: (Gets a smug look on his face when he suddenly doubles over in pain as right behind him, Lindsay jabbed him with her Jelly Zap tasers)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Wow, Linds, those tasers back a wallop. How many volts do those things even pack?
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: (Holds one of her tasers to Junior's face) Why don't you come closer and find out?
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: I'm good, actually. I was just asking.
Incubus Coon: (Gets back on his feet and begins to charge at Junior, Paul, and Lindsay)
Paul/Valiant Stag: You scratch me? I ram into you! Antler Smash! (Headbutts Incubus Coon with his helmet and knocks the Incubus goon on his ass, but he gets up again) How much abuse can this guy take?
Incubus Coon: (Smacks Paul in the face with the tail on his costume, sending him aback)
Paul/Valiant Stag: Why is it always the face?!
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: (Skates up to Incubus Coon fast) Dangerous Axel! (Tries to slash at him with her skates, but Incubus Coon dodges, grabs Chelsea's leg, and then slams her onto the ground)
(As Incubus Coon looks down at the defeated Chelsea, Lindsay and Paul proceed to tag team him)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: Swashbuckle Dance!
Paul/Valiant Stag: Cervus Cutter!
(They proceed to swing their swords at the Incubus goon. Incubus Coon tried to either dodge or parry the swords with his claws, but it become too much for him and he gets tuckered out, and he falls on his knees)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: All tuckered out.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Thanks for keeping him busy, guys. (The camera pans over to him to show that all five cannons on his person are charging up) Maybe now I can finally land the finishing blow on him. You might want to move out of the way, this is going to be big!
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: (Gets back up on her feet) Okay.
(Incubus Coon can only watch with exhaustion as Lindsay, Paul, and Chelsea get out of harms way. The Incubus goon looks over at Junior to see his cannons fully charged)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Quint Laser! (Fires beams from all five cannons and it hits Incubus Coon. When the attack is over, Incubus Coon is nothing but a pile of pink ashes)
Paul/Valiant Stag: (Smiles) You anihilated him.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Rest in havoc, Tom Nook!
(Meanwhile, with the battle against Incubus Gentleman)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Burning Scratch! (Slashes at Incubus Gentleman with his flaming talons, sending him aback)
Incubus Gentleman: (When he gets his bearings straight, he realizes that Incubus Dame, Incubus Tupperware, and Incubus Coon have all been defeated. He gets angry upon this realization and gets down on his knees with his hands gripping onto the ground, and a pink aura starts to form around him. Our 16 heroes regroup to see this occurrence)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Okay, what's he doing?
Paul/Valiant Stag: Ain't that the million dollar question?
Incubus Gentleman: (The pink aura spreads to the remains of his three fallen comrades, and he begins to absorb their remaining energy into himself. Our heroes continue to watch as the Incubus goon looks at them menacingly. He then gets up, spreads his arms, and creates an army of clones of himself)
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: He's bringing in the clones!
Wendy/Call Girl: Keep your guard up everyone! This is going to be intense!
(The army of Incubus Gentleman clones charge at our 16 heroes and they immediately try and fight their way through them to get to the real Incubus Gentleman)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Cutting Rainbow! (Slashes her way through some clones with her rainbow sword)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Forsaken Salvo! (Shoots at some clones that got too close to him)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: (Hides in his turtle shell when multiple clones begin attacking him) A little help here!
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Magic Fire! (Shoots fire ball from her wand to destroy some of the clones attacking Junior)
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Devilish Inferno! (Shoots flames from his flamethrower gauntlet to get rid of the others)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Thanks! (Turns to see more clones coming at him) Knee Caps! (Shoots at the incoming clones with his knee mounted Gatling Guns)
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Icy Shuriken! (Throws snowflake shaped shurikens at more clones to destroy them)
Sid/Serene Crab: (Swings his crab claws at the clones to knock them unconscious) Dudes, my arms are getting tired! How many more of these things are there?
Wendy/Call Girl: (Swipes at more clones with her selfie sticks) Don't give up! The real deal has to be around here somewhere!
Larry/Wild Rhino: DIE, DAMN YOU! (Slashes at more clones with his wrist mounted chainsaws)
(All of our heroes pull out all of the stops to keep the clones at bay. But it felt like with every one they took down, ten more would take his place. The number of clones that were coming at our heroes was overwhelming)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: (Engages more clones in melee combat) I don't know how much longer I can last, here!
Barry/Bronze Firefly: If anybody has any last minute ideas, I'm all ears! (Shoots at another clone with Luminescent Beam)
(As all of this is going on, Lyra is repelling attacks from the clones with Feather Shield. As she does, she's looking at all of the clones to see if she can find some inconsistency. Eventually, she notices that all of the clones surrounding her has a staff with a purple diamond…all except for one that has a pink diamond)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: That's it! (Turns to all of her friends) I found the real one! It's the clone with the pink diamond staff!
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: I'll get him! (Her foxtails ignite) Flaming Foxtail Slam! (She spins around multiple times, taking out any clones that stand in her way as she makes her way towards the real Incubus Gentleman. As she does, however, two clones try to sneak up on her)
Larry/Wild Rhino: (Notices what's going on) Watch out, Mimi! Ivory Hunter! (Shoots his shotgun at one clone and destroys it)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Technicolor Shot! (Fires a rainbow beam from her horn and destroys the other clone)
(Mimi eventually makes it to the real Incubus Gentleman and wraps her tails around him)
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: You're pretty fly for a pink guy! (Throws Incubus Gentleman in the air, leaving him defenseless)
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: (Sees the Incubus goon in the sky) Lyra, finish him!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: (Summons her light bow and puts a peacock feather inside it) Feather Arrow! (Shoots the attack up at its target and it goes right through Incubus Gentleman's chest, causing him to crack and explode. Upon exploding, all of the clones explode too. All four Incubus goons have been defeated)
(All 16 heroes cheer upon defeating Incubus Gentleman)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Yee-haw! We did it! We beat all four of them fools!
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: YEAH! WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: (Reminiscing) Ah, I remember my first kills. I felt heroic, I felt badass…(Mood changes) But then the PTSD kicked in and…I kind of regretted it.
Wendy/Call Girl: (Frowns) Oh, I'm sorry, Kyle. You want to talk about it?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Maybe some other time, Wendy, thanks.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: We got rid of four of Carlos' goons that are supposedly 'stronger than us.'
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Yeah, so much for his best fighters.
Carlos: Did I say that they were my 'best fighters?'
(Hearing Carlos' voice made everyone scared. They looked in one direction to find a plume of purple smoke rise up from the ground. When it clears, Carlos is there in the flesh!)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: So, the big bad comes to us at last.
Carlos: I'll fully admit right now that the lot of you have exceeded my expectations. Yes, you made quick work of those four.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Quit praising us and tell us what you want?! Tell us what you want with our emotion pieces!
Carlos: I'll reveal all when the time is right, young man. Oh, and that bit about my little army being my 'best fighters', all I said was that they were stronger than you. I said nothing about them being my best fighters. The folks that I'm going to introduce to you now, however, are my best fighters!
(Carlos raises his left hand and out from another, smaller plume of purple smoke comes Jacques Brodeur holding the large paintbrush from earlier)
Carlos: Fighter #1: Jacques Brodeur!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Frenchie!
Jacques: Ah, bonjour mon petite poodle! It's a small dream world, non?
Carlos: You know these fools, Jacques?
Jacques: As a matter of fact, oui. They constantly thwart my efforts to get together with my dream girl!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: And by dream girl, he means my mom!
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Felix, I remember you telling me about some French jerk trying to make the moves on your mother. Are you saying this is the guy?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Yup, that's him.
(Kyle balls up his fists upon hearing this)
Carlos: And now, for Fighter #2. (He raises right hand to create another small plume of purple smoke and out comes Rakish Remnant! Seeing him again made Kyle's expression turn into a look of horror) Say hello to General Rakish-Ram…or rather, a version of him.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: No way…it's him…it's actually him…
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Is that the Al Queda General that my dad shot in the head when you and him were at war, Mr. Broflovski?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Yes, Lyra, yes it is. I don't know how Carlos did it, but he somehow got Rakish here!
Carlos: I found this poor memory locked up in one of the many minds I've infiltrated in this timeline. When I learned of his plight, and all he was trying to accomplish, I had to free him and make him a part of my team.
Rakish Remnant: My real life counterpart may have been defeated, but you're going to need to try a lot harder to get rid of me!
Carlos: So, do you still think you can beat us?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: With one hand tied behind our backs and blindfolded! We're going to beat the three of you just as bad as we beat those last four guys you sent out! (His wings ignite)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Felix, wait!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Hot Wing! (Charges at Carlos)
(As Felix charges towards Carlos, he slowly steps aside to reveal that standing right behind him was Killer B! Killer Be leapt forward and hit Felix with his keytar, sending him flying back towards his group)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Felix!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: (Gets up on his feet) What the heck?
Carlos: (Smiles as Killer B steps forward to confront the group of 16) Fighter #3: Killer B. As you can see, he's the strongest of my three fighters.
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: This Daft Punk looking asshole is your ace in the hole?
Carlos: He is. And he's very much looking forward to destroying you all! (Turns to Rakish and Jacques) Gentlemen, I believe it's time we take our leave. Killer B is more than capable of entertaining this bunch.
Jacques: Oui.
Rakish Remnant: Very well. (Looks at our heroes) Our time to battle you all will come in due time.
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Looking forward to it DJ Khaled!
Rakish Remnant: (Chuckles at Odette's comment) I like this one.
Carlos: Killer B, show no mercy! (He, Rakish Remnant, and Jacques disappear in another plume of smoke)
Killer B: (Gets in a fighting stance)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Be careful everyone. You saw how easy he hit Felix.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Not to mention how hard he hit me. What is that keytar made out of?
Larry/Wild Rhino: I don't care what it's made out of! I'm going to break that keytar! (Takes out his metal rod, jumps with it in his hands and it turns into Stampede once more) Stampede! (Drive the motorcycle right towards Killer B with the intent on running him over)
Killer B: (Holds his hand out in front of him and stops Larry's motorcycle with just that hand)
Larry/Wild Rhino: So that's how you want to play, huh? (Takes out his shotgun) Let's see how you like this! Ivory Hunter! (Fires his shotgun, but Killer B flips over the attack and whacks Larry off of Stampede with his keytar, and onto the ground)
Killer B: (Prepares to strike Larry with his keytar once more until…)
Mimi/Blazing Kitsune: Fox Fire! (Throws fireballs with her tails)
Killer B: (Blocks the fireballs with his keytar)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: Volatile Swarm! (Shoots firefly shaped rockets at Killer B)
Killer B: (Shoots the rockets down with lasers from his keytar. While Mimi and Barry where distracting him however, Larry got up and got a hold of him)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Thanks for distracting him, you guys, now take this! (Gives Killer B the 'End of Days' wrestling move)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: (Rushes to Larry so she can help with Killer B) Nice one, Larry! We've got him on the ropes now!
(Killer B, in response to that, jumps up and whacks Larry with his keytar again)
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: (Takes out some fruits from her bag) You need to get some more fruit in your diet! Fruity Combustion! (Throws the explosive fruits at Killer B, who uses his keytar to hit them and send them back to Odette as if they were baseballs. The fruits explode on Odette, making her out of commission)
Killer B: (Revels in his victory against Odette)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Miracle Portal! (Opens a portal beneath Killer B and he falls through. A second portal forms high in the sky and Killer B is seen falling through it) He should be defenseless if he's falling! Sid, Cici, help me!
Sid/Serene Crab: We're on it! Crab Cannon! (Fires his urchin bombs)
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: Technicolor Shot! (Shoots a rainbow beam from her horn)
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: Arcane Thunder! (Fire blasts of electricity from her wand)
Killer B: (As he falls, he holds on tight to his keytar and presses all of the keys on it to unleash a series of sound waves on the incoming attacks to destroy them!
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: He just destroyed our attacks like they were nothing!
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: I'm not giving up! (Uses her wand to summon boulders) Earthly Enchantment! (Flings the boulders at the falling Killer B)
Killer B: (Uses his reflexes to use the boulders at platforms. He leaps from boulder to boulder and lands on the ground safely so he can whack Tori with his keytar)
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: Why you! Devilish Inferno! (Shoots flames from his flamethrower gauntlet)
Killer B: (Leaps over the flames and shoots at Edgar with more lasers from his keytar. When Killer B gets back on his feet, he's met with a surprise in the form of Junior)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Dynamo Slam! (Comes down on him whilst inside his shell, and he crushes Killer B) Too easy.
(Suddenly, Junior feels movement beneath him. Then, he feels himself getting lifted. Killer B is lifting Junior over his head)
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Okay, a little help here!
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: We're coming, Junior! (She, Cici, Mimi, Barry, and Sid rush to Killer B to get him to put Junior down)
Killer B: (Sees the group of five coming and he throws Junior at them)
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Whoa! (Ducks underneath Junior, who crashes into Cici, Mimi, Barry, and Sid. Chelsea makes it to Killer B and is ready to attack) Frozen Slammer! (Swings her spike ball tail at Killer B who ducks out of the way, before delivering a swift kick to her stomach, causing her to double over in pain)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: RAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, FOOL! (Flies towards Killer B and tackles him to the ground. They both get up and are ready to continue fighting) Swashbuckle Dance! (Spins around and tries to hit Killer B with her blades, but he's constantly guarding with his keytar. Lindsay eventually stops and changes tactics) Jelly Shock! (She shoots a blast of electricity at Killer B, but he blocks that too) Jelly Zap! (Sends some tasers his way, but he dodges and grabs a hold of her tentacles and slams her to the ground, on top of Chelsea no less)
Killer B: (Turns around to see Paul staring him down and he motions for the Valiant Stag to come at him)
Paul/Valiant Stag: Antler Smash! (Charges at him, antlers first, but Killer B grabs a hold of them to stop him) Exactly what I wanted you to do! Elk Cannon! (Fires a beam from his antlers and sends Killer B aback while also freeing him from his grip. Once freed, Paul takes out his swords and charges at Killer B, who has just gotten up, ready for more) Cervus Cutter!
(Paul and Killer B clash sword and keytar multiple times)
Paul/Valiant Stag: Let's finish this! (Thrusts forward with one of his swords, but Killer B leaps up, perches himself on the tip of Paul's sword, then delivers a kick to his face, knocking him out)
Killer B: (Looks over at the four remaining heroes, Kyle, Wendy, Lyra, and Felix and begins to slowly make his way towards them)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Looks like it's up to us, now.
Wendy/Call Girl: He's more powerful than I thought. Can we still beat him?
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: We don't really have much of a choice, now do we?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: We'll find a way. (Summons his BFG) I know we'll win the day! Combine your attacks with me, and we'll send this bastard packing!
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Let's do it! (Opens up her peacock wings and the eyespots begin to glow) Luminous Beam!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Red Hot Gatling! (Fires a series of embers from his talons)
Wendy/Call Girl: Phone Destroyer! (Shoots beams from the phones strapped to her)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Forsaken Beam! (Fires his BFG)
(The four attacks come together to create one deadly attack. Killer B holds up his keytar to block it, The attack pushes Killer B back some, but he manages to block it long enough for the attack to weaken. When the moment was right, Killer B swung his keytar hard to completely cancel the attack out)
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Impossible!
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Seriously, what is that keytar made out of!?
(Without missing a beat, Killer B quickly got up close and personal with the remaining four heroes, presses all of the keys on his keytar, and blows them away with a series of sound waves. The other 12 heroes rejoin the four to check on them)
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Lyra, Felix, Mr. B, Mrs. M, are you guys okay?
Wendy/Call Girl: (She along with her daughter, Kyle, and Felix get up) That was some attack.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: So what do we do now? We've thrown everything we could against this freak. Nothing seems to work.
Edgar/Dark Cerberus: I don't suppose anyone has a white flag just hanging around in their back pocket?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: What, you mean surrender?
(Edgar nods)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: NO! (Everyone looks in her direction) I'm not about to let some masked punk with a rockin' keytar get the better of us! I know we can beat him if we just keep at it! Now you all can sit on your hands and feel sorry for yourselves, but me, I'm going in full speed ahead!
(Lyra stomps her foot down, opens up her peacock wings, and flies fast towards Killer B)
Wendy/Call Girl: LYRA!
Killer B: (Looks at the incoming Luminous Peacock)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: KILLER B!
(Lyra readies a sharpened peacock feather as well as her Feather Shield, as Killer B grabs his keytar again. The two are about to clash when suddenly, something clad in black and purple armor falls from above, and hits the ground, landing between Lyra and Killer B. The shockwave from the armored figure's impact sends Lyra and Killer B aback)
Barry/Bronze Firefly: Are you kidding me!? Now what!?
(Lyra gets up to get a better look at the armored figure. As stated before, the figure appeared to be wearing purple and black medieval knight armor, and even wore a purple cape with the letters B.K written on it in white. The knight's weapons of choice was a silver flanged mace. This figure we shall refer to as, British Knightmare)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: What's going on?
(The British Knightmare pays Lyra no mind as his eyes are on Killer B)
British Knightmare: (Distorted voice) You…
Killer B: (Fires lasers from his keytar that just bounce off of British Knightmare's armor)
British Knightmare: (Distorted voice)My turn. (Charges at Killer B fast) Masterful Mace! (Whacks him in the face with the flanged mace, much to our 16 heroes' joy.)
Killer B: (Immediately gets up and throws a flurry of punches at the British Knightmare, all of which proving to be ineffective)
British Knightmare: (Distorted voice) Pitiful.
(British Knight grabs Killer B by the throat and choke slams him multiple times before throwing him far)
Sid/Serene Crab: Wow! He's totally destroying him!
Wendy/Call Girl: Do any of you know who this armored guy is?
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Killer B: (Presses all of the buttons on his keytar to hit British Knightmare with soundwaves)
(The soundwaves hit British Knightmare, but they're proving to be ineffective as he slowly walks through the attack. He eventually makes it to Killer B, grabs him, and throws him again)
Larry/Wild Rhino: Oh, he's tossing him around like a ragdoll! I love it!
Killer B: (Gets up again and charges at British Knightmare)
British Knightmare: (Opens his left hand and a jousting lance materializes in it) (Distorted) Jolly Joust! (Charges at Killer B)
(The two fighters clash jousting lance and keytar. After a struggle, British Knightmare knocks the keytar out of Killer B's hands and he's ready to deal the finishing blow)
British Knightmare: (Holds out his flanged mace as the tip starts to glow) (Distorted) Knight's Honor!
(British Knightmare fires a laser from his mace that hits Killer B and sends him flying to where his keytar lays. Killer B grabs his keytar and gets up on his feet in pain, ready for more)
British Knightmare: (Distorted) You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you?
(Killer B looks ready to continue fighting when he hears something: a voice in his head)
Carlos: (Telepathically) Killer B, that's enough. Return to the castle, now.
British Knightmare: (Charges at Killer B and swings his mace, but Killer B dodges it and runs away, too fast for anyone to catch up with him)
Lindsay/Swashbuckling Jelly: He's running away.
Chelsea/Frosty Leopard: Good, hopefully that's the last we ever see of him.
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: Unfortunately, I highly doubt that, Chelsea.
British Knightmare: (Turns around to face the 16 heroes) (Distorted) I hope you all are okay.
Wendy/Call Girl: We're fine now, thank you. Who are you anyway?
British Knightmare: (Distorted) Just call me the British Knightmare. I'd first and foremost like to apologize for my friend's behavior just now.
Odette/Bruiser Monkey: Wait, that white clad Daft Punk reject is your friend?
Tori/Mystic Rabbit: So does that mean you're on Carlos' side, or are you fighting against him.
British Knightmare: (Distorted) I am wholly against this Carlos person you speak of. But back on subject: In the real world my friend and I shared the same dream of starting a band together. Our stage outfits would be the knight armor I'm wearing, and the white clothes and helmet he was wearing. This Dreamscape would be where he and I would perform and be the rock gods we were meant to be. But then one day, about a few months ago, he just disappeared without saying a word to me. I don't even know where he ran off to. So I spent every night since then coming to the Dreamscape, in hopes of finding him so I can get some answers on why he left. After tonight I can safely say that I found him, but he's not the gentle soul he once was. Something has happened to him.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Sorry to hear all of that, friend. Maybe if we work together, we can save your friend from what he's become, and maybe give Carlos the beatdown he rightfully deserves.
British Knightmare: (Distorted) I like the sounds of that.
Edgar/Dark Cerbus: Could you maybe tell us who you are so we can talk back in the real world?
British Knightmare: (Distorted) I'd rather not disclose my actual name. But, I'm sure we'll meet again. Until then, I must be off (Runs off into the distance until he's gone).
Barry/Bronze Firefly: What an interesting guy.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: So, is that it? Did we win?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: This time, yes. But Carlos, Killer B, Rakish, Jacques, and those pink freaks he calls an army will most certainly be back, and with a vengeance I take it.
Cici/Infinity Alicorn: So what's the plan now?
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Wendy and I are going to try and find out where Carlos resides here in the Dreamscape. We're going to try and figure out what his plans are and see what his base of operations looks like so we know what we're dealing with. Maybe we'll even try and figure out what makes the Killer B guy tick so we can help British Knightmare in getting his friend back. In the meantime, you kids stay here and train until you have to wake up. We should all meet up again on the night of Monday September 28th going into Tuesday September 29th, sound good?
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: We'll be there. Won't we, guys?
(Her friends nod)
Wendy/Call Girl: Alright. Thank you all for your help this evening.
Paul/Valiant Stag: We're more than glad to help, Mrs. Marsh.
Larry/Wild Rhino: And you can bet we're looking forward to the next time we can see you guys so we can don these sick clothes and weapons again!
(Wendy and Kyle smile at that as Lyra and Felix go to give the souls of their deceased parents a hug)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Be safe, you two.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Yeah, and good luck.
Kyle/Forsaken Soldier: Thanks, son. We'll see you all real soon.
(Wendy and Kyle release themselves from the hug of their children, and then run off in search of Carlos. The 14 heroes wave at them as they leave)
Lyra/Luminous Peacock: Well, we all have some time before we have to wake up. Shall we follow their advice to do some quick training before then?
Junior/Dynamo Tortoise: I'm down.
Larry/Wild Rhino: Yeah, I want to enjoy my teenage body while I still can.
Sid/Serene Crab: I personally can't wait to be back in my 11 year old body when I wake up. I can wait another five years before I get a body like this.
Larry/Wild Rhino: That's lame.
Sid/Serene Crab: Just saying, patience is a virtue.
Felix/Torrid Phoenix: Alright, enough chit-chat! Let's do some training!
(The 14 kids split up and continue their training. Whether it be their agility, their moves, or strategies on how to avoid attacks)
(Meanwhile, back at Carlos' Castle, Killer B has returned to the inner sanctum where Carlos, Jacques, Rakish, and the remaining 18 members of Carlos' army are waiting for him)
Carlos: (Watches as Killer B walks up to him) We watched it all unfold, Killer B. So, a seventeenth player has joined the fray.
Killer B: (Nods)
Jacques: No doubt whoever attacked Killer B is allied with that group of ne'er do wells.
Rakish Remnant: Yes. (Turns to Carlos) I highly doubt Killer B can handle that rotten knight and those filthy Americans by himself. Perhaps we should get involved.
Carlos: In time I shall call on you and Jacques to handle our little problem, Rakish. Maybe that time will come the next time they show their faces in the Dreamscape. In the meantime, I have to make sure that Killer B is prepared to take on that knight should they ever cross paths again. (Turns to Killer B) Your keytar, please.
Killer B: (Hands Carlos his keytar)
Carlos: (Examines the keytar) Nothing a few minor upgrades won't fix. (Smiles wickedly)
(Closing Credits: Gurenge by LiSA)
(Tsuyoku nareru riyuu wo shitta. Boku wo tsurete susume)
(Inside Carlos' Sanctum in his Dreamscape Castle, we see Rakish, Jacques, and Killer B kneeling before Carlos, who is sitting on a throne. He opens his arms, revealing all of the emotion pieces he's stolen over the years. When all of the emotion pieces have finished appearing, Carlos lets out a wicked grin)
(Dorodarake no soumatou ni you. Kowabaru kokoro furueru te wa. Tsukamitai mono ga aru. Sore dake sa)
(Back in the real world, we see what our main characters' daily life is like. Stan and Bebe are eating at Clyde's restaurant, where Bebe is showing Stan a painting she made. He seems to like it very much. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Lyra, Felix, Larry, Barry, Chelsea, Junior, Paul, Mimi, Cici, and Lindsay are shown hanging out together at the school's library, reading books, napping, listening to music on their phones, just chilling out in general)
(Yoru no nioi ni (I'll spend all thirty nights). Sora nirandemo (Staring into the sky). Kawatte ikeru no wa jibun jishin dake. Sore dake sa)
(In Boulder Middle School, Edgar, Tori, Sid, and Odette are eating at the cafeteria and enjoying each other's company. Cut to Nox, who is seen sitting on the front porch of his house, looking up into the sky as if he's missing something or someone. We then cut to Byron at Hell's Pass Hospital, who is staring out the window of his room, dreaming about life beyond the hospital's walls. A tear falls from the sick boy's eye as he continues looking out his window)
(Tsuyoku nareru riyuu wo shitta. Boku wo tsurete susume)
(Back in the Dreamscape, Kyle and Wendy, dressed in their Forsaken Soldier and Call Girl uniforms, are seen marching towards something. As they marched, the 14 kids in their hero garb appear in flashes of light, and they march along side them. It's revealed that they're making their way towards Carlos, Rakish, Jacques, and Killer B, who are ready for a fight)
(Dou shitatte kesenai yume mo tomarenai ima mo. Dareka no tame ni tsuyoku nareru nara. Arigatou kanashimi yo)
(Bruiser Monkey (Odette), Mystic Rabbit (Tori), Dark Cerberus (Edgar), and Serene Crab (Sid) fight Rakish. Bruiser Monkey, Serene Crab, and Dark Cerberus try and fight Rakish with melee attacks, but Rakish fights them off and fires his gun at them. Fortunately, Mystic Rabbit, with the wave of her want, creates a portal that the bullets fly through, and then creates another one that sends the bullets back at Rakish)
(Jacques uses his giant paintbrush to create a rock slide in an attempt to crush Dynamo Tortoise (Junior), Swashbuckler Jelly (Lindsay), Frosty Leopard (Chelsea), and Valiant Stag (Paul), who dodge out of the way in time before retaliating with ranged attacks. Jacques uses his brush to create a giant shield to block the incoming attacks. The four heroes glare at him in anger)
(Wild Rhino (Larry) is unleashing a barrage of punches and stabs from his wrist mounted chainsaws on Killer B, who is using his keytar to block all of his attacks. When Wild Rhino gets tired, Killer B whacks him hard with his keytar, sending him flying in the air. Fortunately, Blazing Kitsune (Mimi) extends her tails to catch him. As Blazing Kitsune hugs Wild Rhino, Bronze Firefly (Barry) and Infinity Alicorn (Cici) charge at Killer B and the three of them engage in combat)
(Sekai ni uchinomesarete makeru imi wo shitta. Guren no hana yo sakihokore. Unmei wo terashite)
(Carlos appears to be overwhelmed by Forsaken Soldier, Call Girl, Torrid Phoenix (Felix), and Luminous Peacock (Lyra). The four fighters charge at him to finish him off, but Carlos unleashes Sonic Wail, which sends them and the other eight heroes flying back. Carlos, Rakish, Jacques, and Killer B run at the 16 heroes, ready to finish them off, when from the sky comes a beam of light. When the light clears, it reveals a teenager grabbed in orange: all the way from another timeline Sir Justice! The 16 heroes stand with Sir Justice as the song ends and the logo for South Park: Warzone of Dreams appears)
End of Episode…