It was morning and Mei was in her bed. She was dreaming good dreams and did not want to wake up. She dreamed that she was doing the dirty with every single member of 4*Town. Tyler was doing naughty things to his ding ding in the background. In her bed Mei moaned but she was soon woken up by something wet. She thought it was one of the members' seed but it was not that, it was water. Waking up she was met by a stream of piss to the face. When it got in her mouth Mei was pissed by the piss, and this caused her to poof into a giant red panda, which led to even more piss being soaked in by the fur. She got pissy so she roared.
"WHO THE FRICK IS PISSING IN MY-"
This came out as a gurgle because the piss prevented her from speaking clearly. Mei was not happy so she got out of bed and saw the pissing perpetrator. It was OMG Girl, but she was different. She looked very spooky with gashes and cut marks all over her body, and her eyes had dark circles over them. Noting the markings and cuts Mei came to the conclusion that OMG Girl looked like a raccoon who cut herself
"Why are you an emo furry?" asked Mei.
"Neither of those are big in this period dumb dumb. And I'm not either of those, I'm a ghost here to warn you. Someone killed me because they really want you dead so be careful. Trust no one. Other cryptic warnings and such" said OMG Girl.
"You need to actually help me, you can't just give cryptic-"
"CRYPTIC WARNINGS ARE AMAZING, BE GONE!" yelled OMG girl.
"But you're in MY house" replied Mei.
"...Oh yeah."
And with that OMG Girl poofed away. She didn't turn into a panda and that made her sad. Mei just stood there until she heard Ming screaming.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GET TO SCHOOL!"
"Coming Mom" said Mei.
Mei didn't bother changing out of the panda and instead walked straight down, causing a quake that caused Jing's pubes and asshairs to bounce up and down.
"Mei, please turn back so that my husband's ding ding hairs do not fall off before we make the dirty tonight."
Mei sighed and thought of her friends. Then she turned back and walked down. Ming was very happy.
"Oh Mei you still use me to calm down, that's great" said Ming.
Looking at Ming's creepy psycho smile, a clear gleeful bloodlust in her eyes, Mei knew she needed to tell the truth.
"Actually I think of my friends. I always have and have not thought of you once. I lied" said Mei.
Mei was very happy to be completely honest and leaned back into her chair. Ming however was furious, and the obvious anger caused Jing to shit his pants in fear. He handed Mei's lunch to the girl and gave her advice.
"Mei, you just pissed off your mother. She will rip off your skin if you do not leave before she can cool off. Run."
"Oh I'm sure she'll be-" began Mei.
"I WILL PUT A PENIS ON YOUR BODY AND RIP IT OFF!" Ming screamed out in anger.
"Thank you father. I will run now" said Mei.
Mei did indeed ran out, turning into the panda and running on all fours to the school. Many people fainted due to the cuteness. Finally Mei got to school and poofed back to normal. She saw her besties and got really excited. Tyler was not a part of the besties because I don't feel like writing him.
"Hey besties!" said Mei.
"Hey girl" said Miriam.
"Hey" said Priya.
"HEY!" said Abby.
With each other of their personalities established the four walked until Miriam cleared her throat.
"Hey, you guys remember that girl who always said OMG and caught Mei as a panda that one time?" asked Miriam.
Mei visibly tensed, thinking of the spooky piss.
"Oh yeah I love her energy!" said Abby.
"She's cool I guess" said Priya.
"She's dead" said Miriam.
"Hey" said Priya.
Things got very quiet, and everyone was uncomfortable. Sighing Mei decided to spill it.
"Her ghost pissed on me this morning. She kept giving me cryptic warnings and I think someone wants me dead."
"Mei, I won't let anyone kill you" said Miriam.
"Me neither" said Priya.
"I WILL BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD!" said Abby.
Mei smiled.
"Thanks guys."
They all hugged. It was very heartwarming, despite Abby's scariness. She was chaotic and crazy so that's why annoying fetuses love her. But other than that they all walked to class and listened attentively. Mei may (get it) be free spirited now but she still had a good focus on school work, so she aced a quiz she got that day. Well the result wouldn't come for a couple of days but she was still really confident so that happened.
That night however, things were getting spooky. Goth Girl, the one with purple hair, was practicing being done with everyone else and listening to the ear rape she called music. Suddenly, a masked man came in!
"Hello... Chloe!" the masked man said.
Goth Girl, now known as Chloe, gasped. Chloe was not a goth name at all so she called herself DarkRaven, because that sounded cool. But the masked man knew her real name! That was not good.
"This is soooo not good" said Chloe.
"You have touched lips with the one who has fraternized with the panda, filthy whore. You are a fa-"
"Can you say that? That's homophobic" said Chloe.
"But for this era its completely normal" said the killer.
"Well I don't like it" said Chloe.
"Oh. Well I guess I'll just get to stabbing you then" said the killer.
The killer stabbed Chloe a lot. SHE WAS DEAD!
"I've got you now Panda!" laughed the masked man.
Real shit was going down yo