Disclaimer: I don't own Lobotomy Corporation as it is owned by Project Moon. I also don't own the Touhou Project which is owned by ZUN.
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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
"YELLING"
"Spell Cards/Moves"
-Time-
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-Meanwhile…-
Reimu and co are in the Forest of Magic, looking for Blue Star. They then heard a tree get hit by something.
"Well at least we know where Rumia is,"
When they got there, it wasn't Rumia. It was actually the Forsaken Murderer, mindlessly hitting his metal head against a tree.
"What's wrong with him?" Marisa asked.
She is curious.
"He must have lost his head or something," Reimu said.
"How come this is the case?" Cirno asked.
"Oh. You're here, too," Marisa said as she forgot about her.
"Yeah I am here, too!" Cirno said.
"Don't forget us!" Sunny said.
"Yeah we're important too!" Luna said.
"We're looking for a bird," Star said.
"Yeah a bird!" Sunny said.
"Are you talking about the tiny bird?" Reimu asked.
"Yes! That one!" Star said.
"I need to deal with that bird, too…" Reimu said. "Just in a way that won't end with me as bird food."
"Like, seriously, that bird packs a bite," Reimu said as she shuddered at seeing Punishing Bird easily eat Cirno whole with no issues.
"Ouch…" Marisa said.
"I know right?" Reimu said. "Really grateful I didn't hit it."
She crossed her arms.
"Hey, I think that metalhead saw us," Marisa said.
"Oh you're right!" Reimu said as the Forsaken Murderer began to crawl on his knees towards them.
"Is he looking for a fight?" Marisa said as she is curious. So was Reimu as well about what he would do next.
The abnormality looked like he was about to slam his head onto them.
"What's really pitiful is people like you dying to the likes of me." The Abnormality somehow managed to say, despite lacking a mouth, as he got closer.
"Welp time to fight it is then! Attack!" Marisa said!
BGM: Abnormality_First Warning(LOR ver.)
Marisa and Reimu went to the air and began to shoot at the Forsaken Murderer who obviously can't fly.
Cirno and the Three Fairies fired a lot of danmaku at the TETH Abnormality. He flinched as he was pelted by bullets.
He tried to bash them in with his metal head, but they flew back and he missed.
"Wow to be honest with you guys but this guy is very slow and easy to hit!" Cirno said.
"Yeah I can agree on that, ze!" Marisa said as she began to fire Magic Missiles while Reimu was throwing Persuasion Needles at him.
"Well let's hurry this up," Reimu said. "I have to find that weird blue heart thingy."
She then threw a Yin-Yang orb which hit the Forsaken Murderer in the chest, sending him into a tree.
"Now for me use my special attack! Ice Sign: Icicle Fall!" Cirno said as she proceeded to use that attack which actually hit him, as he was NOT in the attack's blind spot, for once. The combined attacks got the better of him and killed him.
BGM End.
After being killed, the corpse seemed to be disappearing.
"Did he try to CAVE us?" Marisa asked.
"I think he did," Cirno said.
"We should tell Keine about this later," Reimu said.
"Right," Marisa said.
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-Meanwhile…-
Reisen and co are near Youkai Mountain.
"I can see it from here," Reisen said as they see an Abnormality near the mountain.
"Who is that?" Youmu asked, pointing at the none other than Judgement Bird. He had his scales out.
Around him were fairies being hanged by a pole with a noose that he summoned. However the fairies simply came back and decided to attack Judgement Bird again after having been hung by Judgement Bird.
And they tried to attack the WAW abnormality.
And the process started again, with them being hanged.
And again.
And again...
And guess what...again.
And the servants just stood there, bored.
As Judgement Bird kept killing the fairies over and over and over and over and over and over and over... They were silent.
It went on for quite a while. Finally Sanae decided was tired of all of this killing of fairies over and over again.
Reisen remembered what Eirin told her about that bird and knew how to take him out. He was weak to Pale Damage and so she knew how to deal with the Abnormality.
She told the others.
"We...should stack up on a more varied arsenal. I realize that only Youmu can deal Pale Damage while Sakuya can only deal Red when Youmu can also deal Red," Reisen said.
"Maybe we can get Tenshi involved…" Sanae suggested.
"I suppose we should cover as many bases as possible." Sakuya said with a sigh, feeling a little reluctant to bring in that Celestial. As must as I don't have fond memories of her, it does make sense."
"Right. You three had to deal with her shenanigans. Good thing Sanae and I sat that Incident out," Suwako said.
Then judgement bird noticed them and weighed their sins.
He found them all guilty…
Sakuya served a vampire in all her acts.
Youmu assisted in the theft of spring during an Incident.
Reisen ran away like a coward when a war was occurring, abandoning her comrades.
Sanae takes a little too much fun in exterminating.
Suwako has ruthlessly conquered through wars, painting battlefields red with her enemies' blood.
The tall bird knew what he had to do…Fortunately, Sakuya noticed what he was doing before the ropes could wrap themselves on their necks.
"Look out!" Sakuya said.
BGM: Abnormality Second Warning(LOR ver.)
"Uh oh!" Sanae said as she ducked away from the noose, along with everyone else.
"Attack!" Reisen said as she pulled out her weird gun (the one with ears on it) and began to shoot red bullets at Judgement bird while Sanae was firing out her own danmaku back. Sakuya threw knives at Judgement bird while Youmu's ghost half shot bullets. Meanwhile, Suwako pulled out a particularly cursed metal ring and threw it as the bird. Despite the onslaught, the bird seemed to be mostly angry.
Judgement Bird was mad as he wasn't able to give them the sentence they deserved, so he decided to try again and began to use his scales.
"Oh no you don't," Sakuya said. "Illusion Sign: Killing Doll!"
Several knives were scattered and then homed in on Judgement Bird who seemed to only receive minor cuts, though. He then once again used the scales to try to hang them all but they ducked away from the nooses once again.
He was going to raise his scales once again, now aiming directly at Sakuya who was a little winded out after that attack.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Sanae said. "Sea Opening: The Day the Sea Split!"
She summoned these large undulating waves that hit Judgement Bird. The bird who judges just decided to hang her, instead.
"Don't you dare touch her!" Suwako yelled as she hit the bird with a rock fist. "Scourge Sign: Mishaguji-Sama!"
Suwako then proceeded to shoot crisscrossing bullets made of Mishaguji's curses all around her, hitting the bird over and over, but he still did not relent.
"Red and Black Damage won't work well against him! We need to deal pale damage!" Reisen exclaimed.
"Then allow me to help!" Youmu said. "Life-Cutting Sword: Slash of Nether Meditation!"
The half ghost-half human proceeded to use Roukanken as a medium for mystical energy, and slashed forward with a huge blade made of light that hit Judgement Bird right in the soul.
That blow was the last that he could take as he fell to the ground before his body disappeared.
BGM end.
"A shame Master has yet to finish the books about the birds," Reisen said as she watched Judgement Bird's body vanish.
"Right, you need one of those books to capture Abnormalities, right?" Suwako asked.
"Correct. Let us go find Tenshi..." Reisen said as they made they left to look for her.
First stop: The Forest of Magic.
A/N: Yep, we get to meet two Abnormalities in this one. The weaker Forsaken Murdered was a TETH class Abnormality and the deadly Judgement Bird was a WAW. Our protagonists had to deal with both, you see.