Hero Origins – Stick of Truth
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Douchebag P.O.V
As we entered the playground, I could see the old elven kingdom not too far. Man, this town is small, and yet it feels gigantic. Stan and Scott started walking to some small cubes of concrete at the edge of the park… those are… public restrooms? Is this the girl's base?
"Ok, I'll knock, and we'll see what happens" Stan said as Scott nodded
"I hope they don't get angry" Scott said
Stan knocked at the blue plastic door and a few moments later we heard a voice from the other said
"What's the password?" A girly voice said
"… Sunshine…" Stan begrudgingly said, there was silence for a moment
"Alright, who is there? How do you know the password?" The girl angrily said
"It's Stan, Annie, I need to speak with Wendy" Stan said
"Go away, boys aren't allowed in here" She said
"Wait, we need to ask you for a favor, and we are in kind of a hurry, can you please bring Wendy so we can speak with her?" Stan pleaded
"Mmm… a favor you say…" She said and we heard multiple voices speak, how many people are in there?
After a few seconds he heard a click and the door slowly opened, on the other side was a girl with long black hair dress in pink and purple
"Hey Stan" The girl said in a friendly tone "Oh, you brought friends"
"Hi Wendy" Scott said, he looked intimidated by this new person
"Hi Scott" She said and then looked at me "And… you must be the new kid, right?"
I nodded, how does she know about me?
"So, what can we do for you guys?" She asked
"Well, we were wondering if you and the other girls want to play our game with us, you know…" Stan said looking a bit small, it looks like he is not so good around his girlfriend
"Yeah, we know about your game" Wendy said interrupting Stan "Wow, I never expected that you guys want us to play"
"We took control of the game from Cartman" Stan said
"Oh, that makes sense" Wendy said and pause for a few seconds "Alright, we are willing to listen to you if you do us a few favors first"
"What kind of favors?" Scott said afraid
"Come in" Wendy said and let us in the girls restrooms
Oh, wow, how is this possible? We enter the, what is supposed to be small, restroom to find a big pink girly room with posters if various artist on the walls and a sofa on the corner. I knew girls have sofas on their restrooms, that's why they always take so much time in there
But anyway, in the middle of the room there were a bunch of tables where the girls sat in like a court room or council of some kind. Wendy went around and sat in the biggest table in the center, it looks like she if the leader or at least have a great influence
"The 412th meeting of the girls is hereby called to order. Sparkle. Sparkle" Wendy said after sitting down
"Sunshine!" All the other girls said at the same time
Is this the girls secret society or something, I looked at my comrades, Scott looked speechless, but Stan looked calm, I wonder if he already has been part of some of this before, well at least he knew about it
"Sunshine, sparkle. Millie Larsen has the floor" One of the girls next to Wendy said
"If it pleases and sparkles, I move that we vote immediately on the urgent matter involving Monica Ryland" The girl named Millie Larsen said
"Wait" Wendy said "We have a request from the boys"
"The boys?" One of the girls said and the others started to talk between themselves
"Sunshine, sparkle. The president Wendy Testaburger has the floor" The girl beside Wendy said, I'm going to guess she is the secretary or something
"The boys want us to join their team in their game, I believe they call it, The Stick of Truth" Wendy said
"Yeah, that's right" Stan confirmed
"What?! We don't have time for that! Something very big happened and we must do something!" Millie Larsen said
"Yes, and I believe they can help us" Wendy said
"Oh, that's not a bad idea. I glitter Wendy's idea" A girl with long curly blond hair said
"Sunshine, sparkle. A motion has been glittered to have the boys help with Monica Ryland" The girl next to Wendy said
"All right, look guys. There are terrible rumors going around town that our good friend Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic" Wendy said to us
"I have never been to the abortion clinic! I'm not a whore!" A girl, I guess Allie Nelson said in distress
"We aren't sure, but we think the girl spreading rumors about Allie is Monica Ryland" Wendy said
"And then she has the gall to act all nice to me!" Allie said
"We have to know for sure if Monica Ryland is a two-faced bitch or not. So, we are gonna send Monica a Facebook page with the New Kid picture, then tell her that he is Bebe's boyfriend from Lakewood, and he wants to meet her and ask her what the best thing to get Bebe for her birthday would be, and see if Monica tries to hit on you at all because that way, we can see if Monica is a manipulative bitch" Wendy said
"Right" The blond hair girl said
What?
"What?" Scott said and Stan sigh
"You are overwhelming them Wendy" Stan said
"Ok, in short, we want the New Kid to pose as Bebe's boyfriend to catch Monica Ryland, if you help us will consider your request" Wendy said in much simpler terms "What do you said?" She asked and waited for a few second as I didn't respond "New Kid?"
"Oh, he doesn't speak, I think he doesn't like it" Stan said
"That's hot" The blond girl said again after a few moments
"Hey New Kid" Scott said to me in a low voice "I think we can trust the girls, they are not bad, only a little scary, so I think we should help them, what do you think?"
Mmm… ok, to be honest this is the most reasonable request someone has asked me to do since I arrive to South Park, also, I want to trust Scott
I looked back at Wendy and nodded
"Thanks New Kid" Wendy said "Go outside and we'll have Monica meet you in a few moment, Stan and Scott you guys can wait here"
"Ok" Stan said
"Good luck New Kid" Scott said to me and went to sit on the sofa
Alright, let's do this quick. I walked outside and Wendy and some of the other girls followed me
"Ok New Kid, we send Monica your picture, you should sit on the bench over there and wait for her" Wendy pointed at a bench near the basketball court near the edge of the park "We'll hide nearby, you just need to listen to her and if she is a two-faced bitch we'll know" She said and she and the other girls dispersed into the park
I went to the bench and waited, I looked at the sky, is a little bit cloudy, the sky looks like a different shade of blue, I think maybe all the snow around make it seems different, that or all the weirdness in this town is radioactive and is affecting the sky, one or the other. When was the last time I just sat outside and relaxed? Every time we move it only last a few days, someone always finds about us, and we have to run, every time I make a friend they always turn on me, every time, it never fails, these kids will surely turn on me too, I know that, so why am I still doing this? Why did I go close to them to begin with? Why did I save Butters from that Kid? I should have just ignored it and walked back inside… but I didn't, and here we are. Jimmy… Butters… Kenny… Clyde… I should go home, lock myself in my room and wait until we inevitably have to leave again… as always… Alone… I…
"Hello?" I heard someone calling me "Are you Mike?"
Oh… A girl…? Ah, she must be Monica. Oh yeah, I'm still doing that. Also, Mike? Is that the fake name the girls gave me? I nodded
"Alright, so, you wanna talk about Bebe, huh?" She said in high spirits "Well, look, Bebe's my friend. I think she's really great. I-I don't know if she's the 'end all be all' of girls. I mean... she's a little two-faced if you ask me. But, hey, I read a lot of your Facebook profile, and I think you're a really pretty boy…"
"Aha!" The curly blond-haired girl appeared from a bush behind me, with Wendy and other girls coming out of hiding and surrounding us "We knew it! You two-faced manipulative whore!"
"Wha…? What's happening?" Monica said
"Now we know you're a two-faced bitch!" One of the girls said
"What do you mean? You guys are my best friends!" Monica said desperate
"Then why are you hitting on my Facebook boyfriend?!" The girl apparently named Bebe said
"I… I…" Monica stuttered
"Let's leave this two-faced bitch alone" One of the girls said and she and the others leave
"Guys, wait! Please! Come back!" Monica yelled running after them
… Alone…
"Hey New Kid" Wendy said walking to me
Oh, she didn't leave with the others
"Are you ok?" She said with a concerned expression
Huh?
"While you were waiting, you looked off, like you got lost in a very deep though. So, is everything ok?" She said
She is nice, I nodded and stand up from the bench
"Well, if you say so" Wendy said and turned back to the bathrooms "Let's go back inside and decide what to do next" She said, I nodded and walked back to their base
As I walked inside, I turn to the sofa to call Scott and Stan and… are they drinking tea?
"Oh, thank god he is back" Stan said as he threw the plastic teacup away and he and Scott ran to me "Don't ask" Stan said with an uncomfortable Scott behind him
"Alright, let's get back to business" Wendy said back at her chair, with all of the other girls back too "New Kid, we want to thank you for helping us determine whether or not Monica was a two-faced bitch. She really made us mad, but it turns out she couldn't have been the one spreading rumors about Allie Nelson going to the abortion clinic"
"Yeah, so we made up" One of the girls said with, Monica beside her?
"You guys are the best" Monica happily said
WTF
"You see, the thing is, Heidi Turner was supposed to put on the Facebook page that you were Bebe's boyfriend. But she didn't" Wendy said
"Because Heidi Turner is a two-faced bitch who says she likes me, then tries to stab me in the back!" Monica said
"Right! So, we need to know if Heidi Turner is the two-faced bitch who's spreading rumors about Allie being spotted at the abortion clinic. So, to do that you…" Wendy tried to say
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait" Stan said interrupting Wendy "How do any of that has to do with us?"
"I'm sorry Stan, but until we get to the bottom of this we can't play with you guys, you can help us to get it quickly or you can wait until we are done" Wendy said apologetically and Stan groaned loudly
"Do you think we could do it without the girls?" Scott asked me
Well, I don't know how big the pirates and the federation are, so I'm not sure, Clyde army was gigantic, we are going to need al the people we could get. I shook my head
"Was his army that big?" Scott said and I nodded, and Stan sighed
"So, you just need the New Kid to keep helping you with your chores, right?" Stan said
"They aren't chores, but yes" Wendy said
"What do you say New Kid?" Stan asked me
At this point, sure, why not. I nodded
"Fine" Stan sighed
"Alright New Kid, we need you to infiltrate the abortion clinic and get the records from last week, that way we'll discover who has been spreading the rumors. And to do that we'll need you to disguise as a girl"
What?
"You know what that means?" Wendy said excited
"MAKEOVER!" The other girls yelled
I have regrets
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One magical boy transformation later, across the abortion clinic
"All right, New Kid. Get inside that abortion clinic and find the records room. Take a picture of all the records for the past week and text them to us. That will help us find out who the two-faced bitch is. Good Luck New Kid" Wendy said to me, and Stan and Scott pull me aside
"You look nice" Stan said smugly
Thanks Stan. I can't believe I'm dressing up again for these guys, at least without the wig the goth clothes looked cool, now I have a dress and makeup… I sighed
"If you have any problem New Kid just give us a call and we'll help you" Scott said
That made me smile, Thanks Scott
Alright, I feel like this more times in the last few days than in my entire life, but let's get this over with
End of chapter 13
Hey guys, hope you liked it, I literally had this chapter halfway done since 3 months ago, but since I started a new story, I could not update this.
Well again hope you liked it, thanks for reading, if you like Gravity Falls and Over the Garden Wall, go read my new story Cursed Souls and see you guys next time Bye-Bye :3