The Awkward Carpooling chapter

Jaron's POV

The whole squad was now on the party bus, and I was taken aback by what Imogen was wearing. She looked like a snack. Like- literally. She was wearing a Ritz cracker box. Was she some kind of sponsor!? Either way, she was a hot one. I bit my lip. Imogen looked at me, then asked, "Jaron, do you need chapstick?" I felt insulted. In fact, I was insulted. "No, but I am in dire need of a snack….baba grill." Imogen looked me up and down. Then over at Darius. "What the fuck." That was a mistake. Her eyes lit on fire when they met the shiny holographic Adidas material. Darius thought that he was hot, but the only thing that was hot was his head. But yeah Imogen was so hot lol.

The next twenty minutes was very awkward, as the title suggested. The entire time he just watched Roden's phone screen over his shoulder. Roden constantly kept on searching up "Am I Gay?" BuzzFeed quizzes while looking at pictures of Angry Birds socks (no idea why he did that, nor why my parents made me).

Darius on the other hand had died.

Not physically, but mentally. He looked very sad, depressed even. He was putting on emo black eyeliner. Oh no. It was happening. He then started blasting "EMO GIRL" on his phone.

"DARIUS." I screamed, "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ADOPTED." He whipped around, almost crushing all the bones that made up his neck. He stared at me for a while. Then, simply said, "what."

Tobias looked very uncomfortable as Darius kept nudging into him purposefully, trying to get closer to Amarinda. Or maybe he was really gay. He was smirking, trying to look at and winking at Amarinda. I really just think that he was still in denial of Amarinda moving on from him and "downgrading" to Tobias. I couldn't blame him. I'm still in denial that I got scammed in Among Us for a fly ride pet.

"Guys- h-h-h-h-have you practiced your music songs, we have the performance at night."

"Heck no lol I said, literally saying an acronym but like slurred together into one abomination of a word." I said literally saying an acronym but like slurred together into one abomination of a word.

Amarinda looked at me like a was munching on some yummy toes that were in a drug costume.

"My pronouns are bro/ken." Darius finally spoke up, in his stupid little annoying, raggedy, broken, useless, undeserving, nerdy, loser, a bunch of other negative adjectives, voice.

"Same" Roden replied, crying. I could see the shine of the gay pride flag shining on his face from his phone that was on max brightness for some reason.

"You're my homiesexual, my guy." Roden said, as he leaned in to kiss Darius. Darius lunged back, and started hitting him with a menu for this really nice fancy Chinese restaurant.

"I'm not fucking gay Rodney"

"Youre not?"

"Yuh"

"I thought you got no maidens because you were a homosexual"

Darius vomited onto Roden's head. "yuh."

"What the actual fuck Darius Edenberg Eckbert." I said

While Darius was distracted, Amarinda and Tobias started making out.

"I need a raise." The bus driver groaned as he smashed his head into the steering wheel, "We're here by the way." He looked vaguely like a dude Imogen had described in the past. His name was Jeffery? Or was it Joe? JOSEPH RESURRECTION ARC!

We all got out of the bus and quickly snapped so selfies because yes and entered the arena- i mean venue prom was being held.

I readied my saxophone, darius let out an unholy screech and we walked in slow motion into the place

"Oh my gay" Roden said walking normally. It turned out i was the only one walking in slo mo.

"WTF WHAT KIND OF BREED EVEN ARE YOU?!" Darius screamed.

"Gray American shorthair cat, sir." Roden replied truthfully