I awoke in a cold sweat. My skin was all healed up. (Because of anime logic.) I rolled over. Right next to me was Jessie, one of my college friends. I jumped, scooting away from Jessie.
"When did you get here?" I asked. Jessie smirked. "I let myself in. You've been busy, huh?" she asked. I shrugged. "I guess so. Wait, there are several layers of security! How did you- oh." She snickered as I realized what she did.
"I climbed, silly! Remember when I did it back in freshman year?" she replied. I sighed. "Yeah, you did." At that moment, the door opened. "Kenji baby, wake up! I made breakfa- " Vert told me, and she stopped when she saw Jessie basically straddling me. She dropped her teacup, which shattered on the floor. She then whipped out her phone and snapped a picture. "Don't you dare!!!" me and Jessie yelled.
Vert slipped away before we could get her to delete the photo. Damn. We headed to the living room.Neptune sat, fuming. She was angry enough that Purple Heart's voice came up instead of Neptune's. "The people on the news called the Unicorn Gundam a transformer! An outrage!" she growled. "If I owned the news company, the whole lot of them would be fired on the spot!"
I checked my phone. "Yeah. What idiots. This is almost as bad as the time western audiences couldn't find the difference between midgets and little kids." Neptune leaped. "OH MY GOD! YES! THE WESTERN AUTHOR UNDERSTANDS US!!!!" she yelled, breaking the fourth wall for the umpteenth time. "I can't understand why western twitter thought she was underage and had an unrealistic body type! A ton of people in Japan have that body type!"
At that moment, a rock flew through the window. I gracefully caught it and hurled it back at CFW Magic, who dropped out of the sky like a sack of potatoes. "Quit throwing rocks through our window, dipshit!" I barked.
Unfortunately, I must announce that I am unhappy with the development of this story. I took a lot of inspiration from other stories, when I needed to focus on writing my own story. Therefore, this series will be discontinued in favor of starting fresh. Kenji Hikarashi must be reintroduced as a more likeable protagonist. What bothers me about the original writing is that its kinda cringy, since I wrote it a long time ago... This may seem like a hard choice, but to me its a fresh clean start. Thank you for supporting this fanfic, and please look forward to a more improved story. Thank you for reading!*