A coffin opened in a crypt somewhere in Romania, and Tsuyu "Tsu" Asui rose from it, dressed as Elvira.
"Hi there, everybody, it's Tsuyu Asui, aka 'Countess Froppula', and I'm here to give you a few facts about vampires. The word 'vampire' is derived from the Slavic languages, though its exact origin is unknown. However, vampire legends date back even further than that, going all the way back to the Mesopotamians, though modern vampire folklore originates from southeastern Europe in the early 18th century. The first vampire fiction depicting more charismatic and sophisticated vampires is the 1819 novel The Vampyre by John Polidori, becoming one of the most influential works of vampire fiction in the 19th century, alongside Bram Stoker's Dracula. While often described as members of the undead, certain folk tales depict vampires as living beings. Similarly, different folkloric traditions describe different causes of vampirism, such as Slavic and Chinese traditions holding that corpses that were jumped over by cats turned into vampires. Other causes included wounds that had not been treated with boiling water or – in Russian folkloric tradition – witches or people who rebelled against the Russian Orthodox Church while they were alive."
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