The Ed-Credible Hulk's Jingle Jingle Jangle
It was Christmas Eve, as snow flakes were falling from the sky. Johnny and Plank were outside in the snow as he draws Plank a tongue with a crayon as he and Plank sticks his tongue out to catch snowflakes. Meanwhile back at Eddy's house, his parents drives the car out of the driveway as they leave the Cul-Da-Sac for a while. Eddy dressed in black was searching around the house to find the Christmas presents. He looked in the living room and under his tree. He then tries the closet and then searches in the attic as he shines his flashlight. Aw come on, give me a break." Said Eddy. He then finds a trunk. When he opens it he find some mementos of his time as a baby. "Parents. Who invented em?" Said Eddy. As Eddy looks around he steps on a wooden board as it was loose. When he steps on it creaks. "Ah-ha!" Said Eddy. He then pulls up the board as he find the Christmas presents his parents bought. "The Christmas stash!" Said Eddy. Eddy then places his flashlight on a pile as he shines the light to the presents. As he carefully removes the tape and then taking the paper off without tearing it so he can wrap it back up, he finds that inside was sweater vest. As he blow a raspberry as he was disappointed of this present he then opens another present as he found another formal wear. "A dickie? They still make these?" Said Eddy. He then opens another as he finds socks with reindeer antlers. "Say it ain't so!" Said Eddy as he opens another gift as he finds pajamas. Soon he starts getting angry as his eyes turn green. "I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!" Said Eddy as he stretched out his shirt and shoes as he then turn green, grew muscles, and grew more hair on his head as he was the Hulk. Soon the Hulk smashed out of the Attic and Jumped outside as he roared and then ran off into the snow covered Cul-Da-Sac. Back at the Attic the Flashlight now points to a mirror as it reflects to the sky through he whole the Hulk made in the attic as it aimed at a bright star over the trailer park.
At the Kanker's trailer the Kankers were opening Christmas Crackers. "You're next, Marie." Said Lee. "Christmas crackers are a hoot!" Said Marie. "Hurry up! Maybe you'll get a paper crown!" Said May. "Of course I'll get a paper crown. They all come with a paper crown, stupid." Said Marie. She then pulls on the end of the cracker but it fell on the floor and didn't pop. It's a dud, Marie!" Said May. "Just like you, huh May?" Said Lee. Suddenly the Cracker explodes as May's head is missing. "Look, Lee, May got a makeover!" Said Marie as she puts on her crown and May's head pops out of her shirt. "And you were worried you wouldn't get a crown." Said May. She then sees the star outside the window. "Do you see what I see? Something twinkling in the sky!" Said May. "Where?" Said Lee as she looks out the window. "She said the sky, stupid." Said Marie. "Oh yeah, I see it! Bundle up, girls, let's see what the hubbub's all about!" Said Lee. "Yeah, May." Said Marie. "Yeah, Marie." Said May. The Kankers then goes through the snow to follow where the Star shines.
At Ed's house, the house was decorated for Christmas. Soon the Chimney then starts cutting it's way through the house. Sarah wakes up as the Chimney moves through her own room. In Ed's room in the basement. He kicks the door open as he moves the Chimney into his room. "Not too shabby." Said Ed as he looks at the chimney. "Chimney ready and waiting!" Said Ed. A timer rings as Ed rushes to his closet and brings out a tray of some gravy cakes and a carton of milk on his chair. And Santa's favorite–gravy cakes and milk! Yummy yum yum." Said Ed as he draws a sign that says "Santa sit heer." "All nice and cozy for Santa to rest his belly." Said Ed. He then starts dancing. "I'm such a good boy!" Said Ed as he sings. "Check your list and check it twice, for Santa Claus is co-" Said Ed as he trips and sees Sarah at her door. "Sarah! Root-e-toot-toot and rum-a-tum-tum, Santa–" Said Ed. "Why'd you take the chimney, fathead!?" Said Sarah. "It is Christmas, Sarah! And I, Ed the elf, awaits his jolliness!" Said Ed. "You just make sure Santa sees my stocking, or I'll stuff you in the turkey. Got it?" Said Sarah as she hands Ed her stocking with her name on it. "Turkeys are practically chickens. Fun." Said Ed. "'Ed the elf'... Nimrod." Said Sarah as she leaves. "And a figgy pudding to you, baby sister!" Said Ed. As he finished nailing the stocking, most of the nails now block the opening. Soon he hears the door knocking. "Santa!" Said Ed. He then looks up the chimney as he then heard the knocking again. "Santa?" Said Ed. Ed then sees someone knocking on his window with a gloved hand. "Santa!" Said Ed as he looks out.
As he looks outside he sees Edd. "A very merry Christmas to you, Ed. I just thought I'd visit you before dinner, and give you a–" Said Edd. "I'll be home for Christmas, Edd." Said Ed as he pulls him inside. "For Santa Claus is coming!" Said Ed. "Let me be the first to say how happy I am for you, Ed, but you're stretching my mittens." Said Edd as he breaks free from the windows and hits the wall. His snow clothes came off as it landed on Ed's chair. "Santa's comfy zone!" Said Ed as he clears it. "Ed the elf has fixed it!" Said Ed. "As I was saying, I brought you what once was a poinsettia, Ed." Said Edd as he pulls out a rumpled plant. " Aww...hug?" Said Ed as he runs toward Edd. "Oh dear. Ignore his odor, Eddward. Smile. Let the spirit of the season take–" thought Edd as Ed hugged him. "ED!" Said Edd. "I feel all fuzzy inside, Edd!" Said Ed. "Tis the season, Ed." Said Edd. "Tis?" Said Ed. "The warmth, Ed, that fuzzy feeling, is the spirit of the holiday." Said Edd. "Spirit?" Said Ed. "From here, Ed." Said Edd as he places his hand on Ed's chest where his heart is. "My udder?" Said Ed. "You certainly know how to tax one's patience, Ed." Said Edd.
Soon Eddy kicks the door open and enters as he was shirtless and shoeless as he was freezing. "EDDY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Said Edd as he catches an places him Eds Bed. He then brought a large tub of warm water as he and Ed dumped a blue frozen Eddy inside. A few minutes later, Eddy came out of the water, warm and his skin was not blue anymore. "You all right Eddy." Said Edd. "Yeah, I'm fine… Not!" Said Eddy as he comes out of the tub and drys himself. "Eddy! Santa's coming to my house!" Said Ed. "Yeah, right! And I'm a little leprechaun looking for his pot of gold!" Said Eddy. He then hangs his pants to dry on Eds chimney as he puts on Ed's robe and sat on Ed's chair. "I hate Christmas." Said Eddy. "Oh, come now, Eddy. Surely you jest." Said Edd. Ed then gets worried that his chair for Santa is messed up again as he runs off. "Eddy?" Said Edd. "You know what? I found my parents' Christmas stash. And all of my presents BITE, Edd! Then I Hulked out and when I woke up I was outside freezing outside with no shirt, shoes and coat." Said Eddy. "YOU DID WHAT?! Oh-ho-ho, Eddy, how could you have been so selfish?! All your parents' trust, shattered?! Shame on you!" Said Edd. "Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me." Said Ed as he uses a paddle to move Eddy off the chair. "Hey, you know it, and I know it. Christmas is the one time of year when parents are supposed to buy you everything you want. And all I got was lame ol' clothes." Said Eddy as he was placed on the floor. "Hold it right there, mister. The true meaning of Christmas isn't about materialistic needs. Or selfish wants! Rather, it comes from here." Said Edd as he places his hand on Eddy's chest where his heart is. "That's my udder you're touching." Said Eddy. Ed then finishes repreparing the chair. "Silly Eddy, parents don't bring presents. SANTA DOES! Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I am such a lucky elf!" said Ed. "It's like a nightmare before Christmas, Edd!" Said Eddy. "Hello." Said Ed. As he finds a tree light. "I've never seen so many socks, and the underwear? Kids shouldn't have to see that kind of stuff!" Said Eddy. Ed then slips the light into Eddy's pocket of his pants that was hanging on the chimney. "Well, Eddy, I for one think you just need to adopt a better attitude." Said Edd. "Oh Yeah! Then maybe rather be alone than be with my cheap parents." Said Eddy. Suddenly he had an idea. "Of course, that's it! I run away and be my own person." Said Eddy. "Run Away? But Eddy, you can't forsake your own family! It's Christmas, Eddy!" Said Edd. "Sorry, Sockhead! But if I don't get any real presents, then I rather die in the streets than spend the rest of my life being treated like a nobody." Said Eddy as put on his pants and he leaves. "You'll regret this, Eddy. Don't turn your back on the true meaning of Christmas!" Said Edd. "Santa's not going to like this one bit, Edd." Said Ed.
Outside, Eddy was walking in the snow wearing a trenchcoat and hat as now left his house and is now on his own. "Well Running away, aint so bad. There all the snow, the trees-" Said Eddy as he then falls off the edge of the snow. As he gets up he noticed that around a House all the snow melted way. "Where'd the snow go?" Said Eddy. Soon Johnny comes out as he runs to Eddy. "Oh Hey Johnny boy-" Said Eddy as Johnny bit his nose. "Yeoch!" Said Eddy. "Nippin at your nose, Eddy. Get it? I'm Jack Frost, and Plank's Mister Snowflake!" Said Johnny. Soon Eddy covers his nose in pain as he leaves. "Hey, Eddy. What are you doing out her in the snow." Said Johnny. "I ran away. I was tired of getting clothes for every Christmas and decided that this year, my Christmas Present is to leave my home and run away to be free and live my own life." Said Eddy. "A runaway? That's awful sad." Said Johnny. Plank then talks to Johnny. "Hey, Eddy. Plank said you can stay at our house for a while." Said Johnny as he grabs Eddy and brings him inside his house.
Eddy then sees as his whole house is made of snow and ice. "Make yourself at home, Eddy!" Said Johnny. "Do you wanna warm up by the fire?" Said Johnny as he shows him a fire sculpture made of ice. "Cuz you can't! It's ice! See?" Said Johnny as he twings it. "I'm Jack Frost, and he's Mister Snowflake!" Said Johnny. "Why is all the snow and ice in your house." Said Eddy. "Each Christmas we bring winter inside, Eddy. It's our family tradition! A small thanks to Mother Nature for everything she's given us!" Said Johnny as he bites Eddy's nose again. "Nipped your nose, Eddy!" Said Johnny. Eddy then skids backwards as he then slides to a Christmas tree with presents frozen in ice. "Hey Johnny, your presents are frozen. How are you supposed to open them on Christmas!" Said Eddy. "We smash it with a ice pick dummy. Here some cocoa." Said Johnny as he hands a cup of hot cocca. "Wow, thanks I-" Said Eddy as he tries to drink it but then his tongue gets stuck as the cocca was frozen. "What the? It's Frozen!" Yelled Eddy as his tongue is suck and can hardly talk. "These are frozen Cococa! You just lick it like a popsicle and get frozen taste of a hot cocoa drink!" Said Johnny. "That's it! I'm leaving. I had enough with this stupid frozen house, now where's the exit?" Said Eddy. "Okay Eddy. Here." Said Johnny as he hands Eddy a trash can lid. "What's this?" Said Eddy. He then sees Johnny pull the lever. "What's that?" Said Eddy as a trap door opens underneath him. "See ya!" Said Johnny as Eddy falls down and then rides on the lid as he slides on a roller coaster of ice and snow. On the way down, the Coffee cup frozen onto Eddy's tongue then gets stuck to ice as it stretches as Eddy slides down. Eddy then was out of the house from the front door as Johnny walks on his stretched-out tongue. "This what me and Mister Snowflake do to grumpy petes not appreciating our hospitality and insulting our way of Christmas." Said Johnny as he walks away and closes the door on Eddy's tounge. "Yowch!" Said Eddy as his toung comeback to his mouth. Soon he started turning green as he removes his coat and hat and then stretched out his shirt and shoes, grew muscles, turn green and grew more hair on his head as he was now the Hulk."
Inside Johnny house, Johnny was licking frozen Chicken soup from his bowl with Plank. "Boy Plank! Did you see the look on Eddy's face when he fell to the icy slide trap? It was as funny as we had Eddy's tounge stuck to the ice and then we slam the door on his tongue. Serves him right to ruin our Christmas." Said Johnny. Soon a roar was being heard as some of the ices the breaks as well as Johnny's frozen soup also breaks. "Hey, what's going on I thought we get rid of Eddy?" Said Johnny." Soon, the Hulk appears as he was mad. "Ahhh! It's Carl!" Said Johnny. The Hulk then grabs Johnny and throws him as he crashes through ice and into the shower room. As He gets up, the Hulk was in front of him. "You wouldn't hit anyone on Christmas, would you? Said Johnny. The Hulk then grabs Johnny and Plank as he puts them into the Shower booth and then turns on the water as he closes the Door. As Water fills up the booth it suddenly freezes into Ice as Johnny and Plank our now incased in Ice. The Hulk then picks up the incased Johnny and Plank. "Wait, Carl what are you doing?" Said Johnny. The Hulk then places them on the floor as he pulls the lever as the trap door opens up and Johnny and Plank fell as the ice they were incased slides down the rollercoaster ice ride and then crashes outside. Soon Eddy comes out from a window wering a shirt and shoes from Johnny's room and then puts on his trenchcoat and hat as he walks pass Johnny. "Hey, Eddy! Wait! Can you get an ice pick and free us?" Said Johnny. "Why don't you ask Mister Snowflake to get you out?" Said Eddy as he leaves. "Common, wait! We're sorry! You can't leave us!" Said Johnny.
As Eddy continues his walk through the snow as he continued to run away and be on his own he comes to Rolf wearing a sheep costume as he was hanging meat and fish from his gutters. He then sees Eddy and comes to him. "Look at you, Ed-boy. Why does your face grumpy like a troll from a bad mining day?" Said Rolf. "My parents are cheap, they gave no presents, so I left to be on my own." Said Eddy as he tries to leave but Rolf stops him. "Being out in the cold, cold wild, running away from your Elder ones is not safe Ed boy. Come, grab the tail of Rolf's sheep of joy and enjoy the season of mirth." Said Rolf as he takes Eddy inside. Eddy then sees that his entire house was decorated with many meats. "Behold the toil of twenty-four days, Ed-boy. A celebration of whatnots, bangles, knickknacks, doodads, and an assortment of cured, smoked, poached and other mammal flesh!" Said Rolf as he hands Eddy a nice warm steak. "You could smell it a mile away, Stretch. Who's the bearded troll?" Said Eddy as he point to a picture while eating a teak. "You crack Rolf's bowels! Surely you recognize the great Yeshmiyek. She who lives in the center of the earth, where she prepares the holiday feast for good males and females." Said Rolf. "Let us sing in honor of her great stewing!" Said Rolf as he grabs his accordion and starts to sing.
"Deep below the dirt and rocks there lives a bearded maiden fair
Whose kitchen pot is bigger than her size of underwear, hey!"
Rolf then stops and point to Eddy. Eddy wonders what he's supposed to do, Rolf then gives him a horn as he blows it.
"Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot!
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruit and sugared beets!
Yeshimyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork!
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeze..."
Soon, the song and Rolf gets sinister.
"But should your chores be never done
Your feeble arms too weak to toil
Yeshmiyek will surely come
And throw you in the pot to boil."
Then the Song and Rolf are happy again.
"Yeshmiyek who smokes the fish and lays a slab on every dish!
Yeshmiyek who guts the hare and seasons it with special care!"
"Hold it, hold it, hold it!" Said Eddy. As he interups Rolf's singing. "Rolf does not take requests, Ed-boy. Sorry." Said Rolf. "How long is this stupid song? I want get out of here." Said Eddy. "Only 50 more verses." Said Rolf as he continues to sing. As his eyes was closed as he was singing. Eddy eyes turn green as he then stretched out of his shirt and shoes as he then threw the trench coat and hat as he then turns green and grew muscles and more hair on his head as he was the Hulk.
"Yeshmiyek who bastes the lamb and spits the glaze on every ham!"
"Yeshmiyek who bastes the strudel, pickles feet and strings the noodle!
Yeshmiyek who–"
The Hulk then grabs Rolf as he then stuffs the accordion in his mouth and then ties him up with a line of sausages and then hangs him on top of his meat covered tree as he grabs the trench coat and hat as he breaks out and runs off.
Edd watches the Hulk through a window as was worried. "Oh dear, Ed! Eddy been turning into the Hulk due to his hatred of Christmas. "There must be a way to get through to Eddy what the spirit of Christmas is about." Said Edd. Ed then shows Edd a drawing. "Edd, Look what I made." Said Ed. The drawing was Ed riding on a rocket power Santa. "A picture for Santa's wallet! I'm the one without a hat." Said Ed. "That's very nice, Ed, but it saddens me to see our friend lost and so confused! I just know, deep inside him a flame flickers for the blessings of this holiday! Perhaps it's time for fate to lend a helping hand." Said Edd. As he whispered to Ed a plan.
At Nazz's house, she was sitting by the window drinking eggnog as she then sees Eddy outside as Eddy was freezing as he walks by. He wasn't wearing a shirt or shoes since he was at Rolf's house as he was covering his upper body with his trenchcoat while hise feet where blue and frozen. Nazz then comes as she was wearing a special Christmas costume and grabs Eddy. "Eddy, your freezing! Come on in!" Said Nazz as she takes Eddy inside. Soon Eddy was wearing a Christmas sweater and shirt as his feet was in a bowl of hot water as Nazz gives him eggnog. "So what happened, Dude? Why were you outside barely dressed in the snow." Said Nazz. "I ran way! I was sick of my Parents giving me clothes every Christmas so I left so I can be alone!" Said Eddy. He then drinks his eggnog. "Run away?! Eddy you can't just run away from your family or your nice warm home. It's cold outside. You were freezing out there. Plus it's Christmas, you should be jolly and joy." Said Nazz. "Thanks, but I want to be on my own an that's I am getting for Christmas." Said Eddy. "Okay, why don't you stay here while I give you cookies." Said Nazz as she leaves. She then picks up the phone as she looks at the phone book. "Sorry Eddy, but it is for your own good! I am calling your family and then have them come here to bring you back. Always call an adult when someone runs away." Said Nazz as she founds Eddy's home phone number. "I knew it!" Said Eddy as he sees Nazz about to call Eddy's parents. "Look, Dude! You can't run away from your house! It's cold and a minor like you can't be out on his own." Said Nazz. "Well, I'm leaving! Thank you for the eggnog." Said Eddy as he then heads through the front door. Nazz then grabs him and locks him in her bedroom. "Now stay here and behave as I get your parents to pick you up!" Said Nazz as she leaves. Soon Eddy tries to break out the door as his eyes turn green. He then stretched out his shirt and shoes and then turns green grew muscles as he became the Hulk. Downstairs, Nazz picks up the phone as she was about to call Eddy's parents. Then the Hulk came down from the ceiling as he then grabs her and throws her as she crashes into a jug of eggnog and was then covered in eggnog. "Carl! What are you doing here?" Said Nazz. The Hulk then grabs here and then ties her up with the telephone lines as he grabs the trenchcoat and hat and runs off. Nazz then gets up as she comes to he room and find it destroyed and Eddy missing. "Oh no! Carl must've scared Eddy off. I gotta find him before he freezes to death." Said Nazz as she cuts herself free and goes out to look for Eddy.
At the Woods the Kankers were following the light of the star as they find the light pointing to a shopping cart. They then find a moldy piece of bread as May picked it up. "What the heck is it?" Said May. "It's a sign, stupid." Said Lee. The Kankers continued down a hill as Marie then trips and tumbles down to where the star shines. She then found som frankds and pennies. "Wieners and pennies?" said Marie. Soon they were now at the Construction site as the shining light shines to a parked bulldozer as Lee finds a fur coat. "It's a coat!" Said Lee. Soon they took off to the next trail. "C'mon. We're getting closer." Said Lee.
Meanwhile, Eddy who was more grumpy than usual continues walking with his trenchcoat and hat and boots from Nazz's room as he was continuing to run away. "Sheesh, sweet Nazz trying to send me back to being miserable! Some Christmas. Soon a present was in front of him. "A present!" Said Eddy. It was then being pulled away by the rope attached to it. "Hey, where ya goin?" Said Eddy as he chases it. He then arrives at a tree, the present then pulls up int the sky as angel lit by the moon descends. "Hark, the herald angels sing, Eddy. I bring you tidings of great joy." Said Edd as he was dressed as an angel while Ed was pulling the ropes dressed as a shepard. "And lo! An angel showed up as they counted their flock of chickens in the night." Said Eddy. "Forsake your journey, Eddy! You are not beyond the path of redemption. You can still return to the path of goodwill, and peace among your fellow-" Said Edd as Eddy throws a snowball at him. "Nice shot, Eddy!" Said Ed. Eddy grabs Ed's crook and uses it to pull his feet out. Soon the ropes give away as Edd fall to the ground as Eddy grabbed his wings and breaks them as he leaves. "It's not too late to embrace the joy of the season, Eddy!" Said Edd. "Fa-la-la-la-la, Eddy!" Said Ed.
Soon Jimmy was outside making a snow man as he spots Eddy wearing a trench coat and hat as he walks by. "Merry Christmas Eddy." Said Jimmy. "Go away. Jimmy not in the mood." Said Eddy. "What but it's Christmas Eddy!" Said Jimmy as he gives him a candy cane. "Well I hate Christmas! I ran away from my parents and home and now I am on my own and live my life by myself in the open world." Said Eddy as he leaves. "What, don't run away, Eddy! The Outside world is dangerous out there. Who knows what strangers you meet will do to you. Come lets turn that frown upside down with some treats." Said Jimmy as he takes Eddy in. Jimmy then takes Eddy to his kitchen. "Quickly, I must show you something!" Said Jimmy. He then shows him an amazing metropolis on his kitchen table made with baked goods. "It's my Holly Jolly Christmas Village, silly! Nothing says joyeux noel like the gingery scent of gingerbread sailors out on a sugar-glazed shore leave!" Said Jimmy. "Wow, a village made of Gingerbread. Can I go now." Said Eddy. "Nonsense, Me and you are gonna have a find time making more houses for my villages." Said Jimmy. "You mean you brought me here to make gingerbread houses." Said Eddy. "Common, Eddy. Where's your Christmas spirit? You wait right hear while I fetch some cookies and then we eat before starting." Said Jimmy as he leaves. Eddy then looks Christmas village as he had an idea to get out of this mess.
"Did you know that you can dazzle your guests with miniature mashed potato snowmen using an ordinary ice cream scoop? MY CHRISTMAS VILLAGE!" Said Jimmy as came back and finds that Eddy eaten his entire village. "Destroyed! Devastated! And digested!" Said Jimmy. "I've gotta hand it to ya, these cookies are to die for. Thanks for snack. I am really happy now. Can I go?" Said Eddy. "You!" Said Jimmy as he grabs a phone and dials a number. Soon Sarah bursts the Door open. "Jimmy! Where is he?" Said Sarah. Soon Eddy was thrown out. "Hey, I never wanted to come in anyway!" Said Eddy. "Scram!" Said Sarah. Jimmy then throws some cookie dough on Eddy's face. "And stay out." Said Jimmy. Eddy than gets mad as his Eyes turn green as he stretches out his shirt and shoes and turned green and grew muscles and had more hair on his head as he was the Hulk. Inside Jimmy's house, Jimmy and Sarah were sweeping the crumbs off of the table. "That Eddy. I invited him over to make him happy after he said he ran away from home and he thanks me on eating my village. I think it's good he ran away at least I won't see him ever again." Said Jimmy. "Yeah, hopes he dies in cold and turns into a popsicle." Said Sarah. Soon the door was bursted open. "Great, it's Eddy ready for round 2. I'll deal with him." Said Sarah as she walks toward the entrance. "I thought I told you to-" Said Sarah as she was then thrown back to the kitchen as Jimmy runs to her. "Sarah, what happened?" Said Jimmy. The Hulk then grabbed him and Sarah as he flattens both of the and Pummels them on the counter as he puts them into a bowl of cookie dough and puts it in the oven as the Hulk sets it to nuclear war blast. The oven the explodes at Jimmy and Sarah bursted from the roof and laded as they were encased in Giant Gingerbread cookies. Soon Eddy walks past them, wearing a shirt and shoes from Jimmy's room and wearing his trench coat. "Hey, get us out!" Said Sarah. "Sorry, but I not in the mood for cookies anymore." Said Eddy as he leaves. Edd was watching as he still is trying to get Eddy to find the true meaning of Christmas. "Oh, Eddy, why? Ed, it appears our efforts have had no effect on Eddy's complete lack of Christmas cheer." Said Edd. "Just a couple of guys wearing dresses on Christmas Eve, huh, Edd?" Said Ed. "All is not lost, Ed, for this angel still has one more trick up his robe." Said Edd. "I promise not to peek, Edd." Said Ed.
Kevin was snowboarding at the cul-da-sac. After a few trick he heads into his yard. As he was about to enter he sees Eddy walking by. "Hey, Dorky! Did Santa sent you that lame coat and hat." Said Kevin as he laughes. "Shut it, Shovelchin! I ran away and I'm never coming back!" Said Eddy. "Ran away! Ha! Where you gonna live? Who would want a dork like you?" Said Kevin. "I'm go away by myself, I'm my own person now. Why don't you just go back to your home and open up that lump of coal santa got you. Jerk!" Said Eddy as he leaves. "Wait, before you go, how about a parting Christmas gift." Said Kevin as he went inside and brings out a present. "Here, I hope you like it." Said Kevin. As Eddy opens it Kevin's fist then hits his face as Eddy fall out in the snow. "Merry Christmas, dork!" Said Kevin as he heads inside. Eddy then gets up as his eyes turn green. He then stretches out his shirt and shoes and then grew muscles and turned green and had more hair on his head as he was the Hulk. At Kevin's House, he was sitting down watching tv as he drinks some hot cocoa. "That Dork, running away. He wouldn't last a day out there. At least that Christmas gift I gave him packs a punch." Said Kevin. He then hears the door knocking. He then gets up as he opens the door. "Well, well came back for another-" Said Kevin as the Hulk punches his face as Kevin flys into wall. The Hulk then grabs his as he stuffed him into a Christmas present and wrapped his head and put a bow tie as he then leaves his house and ran off. Soon Kevin breaks out as he was mad. "That Carl! Ruining my Christmas by punching me and make me a present. Well I had it! Well I'm gonna make sure this is his last Christmas!" Said Kevin as he went out to gather the kids.
Soon far away from the Cul-Da-Sac, Eddy was walking through the snow as was freezing. He looked back at the nieghboor hood for the last time as he heads further into the woods. As he walked further and further he then finds a small shed. He then enters it as he closes the door and then went to the fireplace as he makes a fire and warms up as he decided to stay here for the night.
Back at Cul-Da-Sac, Kevin rally up all the kids as they had pitchforks, bats, and othe weapons as they joined him to hunt down the Hulk. "That green monster ruined our Christmas and thinks he can get away with it. Well I say we hunt him down once and for all." Said Kevin. "He turned me and Mr snowflake into ice!" Said Johnny as he and Johnny were blue after they managed to get out of the ice. "That Monster insulted my family's tradition and song!" Said Rolf. "He turned me and Sarah into cookies." Said Jimmy. Soon Nazz came as she was worried. "Hey guys, have you seen Eddy? The Hulk came and kidnapped him." Said Nazz. "Forget that Christmas hating Runaway Dork! Were after the Hulk. Comon let's find Carl." Said Kevin as he leads the kids to the woods as Nazz follows them hoping to find Eddy.
At the shed, Eddy made a peed on the floor using a sack as a pillow and used the trench coat as blanket as he sleeps. Soon Edd and Ed came as they found Eddy sleeping as he wokes up. "Go away!" Said Eddy. "But Eddy! We saw the kids heading to the woods looking for the Hulk. You are in danger." Said Eddy. "Yeah, Santa won't like it if you don't come back home." Said Ed. "Forget those jerks, forget Santa, FORGET CHRISTMAS! Just leave me alone. Christmas morning, I'm out of here." Said Eddy. Soon the door open as three king silliouets came. "Can it Be? Three kings who have traveled afar?" Said Edd. Soon it reveals to be the Kankers as the starlight lead them here. "A babe in a manger, huh? We come bearing gifts!" Said Lee as they hold their gifts. "See? Mold!" Said May. "I brought franks and cents!" Said Marie. "And fur!" Said Lee. "Well, this image certainly has the Christmas spirit." Said Edd. "Now it's time for our gifts!" Said May. "Payback! Christmas kisses all around!" Said Marie. "We ain't talking on the cheeks, either!" Said Lee. "Wait! What're you doing? I'm an angel, stop!" Said Edd as he was grabbed by Marie. "I'm too young!" Said Eddy as he runs out as Lee grabs him. As he was being dragged slowly, his eyes turn green as he stretched out of his shirt and shoes as his skin turns green and grew muscles and more hair on his head as he was the Hulk. "Man, Eddy sure is heavy!" Said Lee as he pulled the Hulk inside. "Uh-oh, it's the big green hunk!" Said Lee. Soon the Hulk then gets mad. "I think we are gonna get a big Christmas spanking this year." Said Marie. "This is definatily not part of our Christmas presents." Said May. Soon the Hulk starts beating up the Kankers as Ed and Edd made it out. Soon the Hulk burst out of the Door and fled. Soon Edd and Ed see the Kankers inside as they were tied up by the wieners and fur coat with the moldy bread in May's mouth. Edd then closes the door and puts a lable saying "Do not open until next Christmas". "Well that should keep them off our tracks for now." Said Edd as he and Ed chases after the Hulk.
Soon, the Hulk was running thorough the snow as he was pushing through the trees as he was mad. Soon as the Hulk stops for awhile, the Kids then caught up with him. "There's the Hulk let's get him!" Said Kevin as he and the Kids chase after him. Soon the Hulk was then chased into a frozen lake. As the Hulk was at the middle the kids see him and continue chasing him on the Lake. Soon Nazz saw a sign that says "Danger Thin ice." "Guys wait! This is thin ice." Said Nazz. Soon the Hulk slips as he fells, the Ice starts to crack. Soon Kevin was near the Hulk as he was about to hit him with a hockey stick. "Merry Christmas, Carl!" Said Kevin as he swings his stick. The hulk Dodges it as he hits the eyes as the cracks began to escalate. Soon the entire sheet of ice breaks as the kids then were now floating on separated floating ice over cold waters. "Hurry Jimmy, don't fall in the waters." Said Sarah as she clings to Jimmy on a sheet of ice. "Help, Me and Plank don't wanna be frozen again." Said Johnny. "Rolf, requires help before he get incased in deep cold like a frozen fish." Said Rolf. Kevin was now also floating on a sheet of ice as he was in a pickle like the others. Soon Edd and Ed came as he sees Nazz looking at the kids at the lake. "Nazz, what is going on?" said Edd. "The kids chased the Hulk on thin ice and now it craked as they are now trapped." Said Nazz. Soon the Hulk then jumps into the water. He then swims as he pushed Jimmy and Sarah to shore were Nazz and Edd and Ed are. Next he brought Johnny and Plank. Then the Hulk brought Rolf. And Then Kevin. Soon the Hulk swam to the otherside and ran off. "That green behometh saved us." Said Rolf. "I guess maybe the Hulk does have a heart sometimes." Said Jimmy. "Common guys, he is getting away." Said Kevin. "No Kevin, he saved you guys after you guys let yourselfs get trapped over icy waters, so we owe him by letting him go!" Said Nazz. Kevin the shrugged as he had no choice. "Fine, he goes for now." Said Kevin. "Well now that everyone is safe, were going to find Eddy." Said Edd as he and Ed head off. "I think we should help them." Said Nazz. "Why would he help that Christmas hater and wrecker." Said Johnny. "Yeah, that grouch is a run away anyway, he doesn't want to come back home." Said Jimmy. "Well, maybe it's time we give him a Christmas he never got. I'm going after the Edd and Ed, if you guys wanna join be my guest, if not, maybe you guys don't know the true meaning of Christmas." Said Nazz as she leaves. Soon the Kids believe she is right as they follow her.
Soon Eddy was now shirtless and shoeless as he was freezing while trying to walk through the snow. His eyes were filled with frozen tears as he then sees light. As he gets closer he finds a Christmas tree as he then approaches to it. He then notices one of the bulbs is burned out. He then thrys to blows his had to try and warm them and then puts his hands in his pocket and then finds the Bulb Ed left in his pocket earlier. He then looks at the tree as he unscrews the burned bulb and, but the one Ed put in his pocket in as it lights. As he Eddy leaves the hill shivering the Christmas tree then shine brighter and brighter as it shines over the Cul-Da-Sac. Soon Edd and Ed found him. "Oh, Eddy, I'm so proud of you! You did it!" Said Edd. "A big hug for my little man!" Said Ed as he hugs Eddy. "What'd I do?" said Eddy. "You replaced the bulb, Eddy!" Said Edd. "So? The tree needed a light and I put one in! Big whoop." Said Eddy. "Don't you see, Eddy? You made an unselfish gesture! You gave willingly of your heart without thought of your own gain! This is the gift of giving, Eddy! This is what the spirit of Christmas is all about!" Said Edd. "It is? Hey, that didn't hurt a bit! Actually feels kinda good, Edd. 'Cause–Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. It's about what you find in your heart!" Said Eddy. Soon the kids show up as they saw the tree in awe as they did see Eddy's unselfish act. "That tree glows as though it were touched by an angel!" Said Jimmy. "It's absolutely beautiful." Said Nazz. "Awesome, to say the least." Said Kevin. "Rolf basks in the warmth of the glowing wood." Said Rolf. "Plank says that's one hot looking tomato!" said Johnny.
Suddenly a giant bag of presents falls onto the ground as Santa is seen flying away on his sleigh. "Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" said Santa. "Take me with you! I Ed, you Santa, we good!" Said Ed as he chases Santa. Soon the kids looked as they sees presents that each have a name for the kids and Eds. Soon the Kids, Edd and Ed picks their presents. Johnny opens up as he and Plank got hats with cup holders. "Cool Now me and Plank can all the drinks we want when we watch tv." Said Johnny. Rolf present was a meat grinder and some grade A beef. "Rolf appreciate this present from the red fat man." Said Rolf. Nazz present was a new makeup kit. "Just like I always wanted!" Said Nazz. Jimmy got a bunch of stuffed animals and protection suits so he won't get injured and Sarah got dolls and a new doll house. "Tis the seasons of giving Sarah." Said Jimmy. "You said it Jimmy." Said Sarah. Kevin got himself a new skateboard and some bicycle paint and a book. "Hey Kevin, What is that book?" Said Nazz. "The big book of… being nice to other people?" Said Kevin as the kids sort of giggled. "Merry Christmas to me, Santa." Said Kevin as he puts away the book. Ed got a bunch of new comics and toys and a button called "Ed the elf". "Thank you Santa!" Said Ed. Edd received a new science kit, books and a new microscope. "Wow, just the books I need to prepare for college." Said Edd. Soon they find one last present for Eddy. "Hey Eddy, there is a present for-" Said Ed as everyone sees Eddy was unconscious as he was freezing in the snow. "Eddy! Speak to me!" Said Edd as he grabs Eddy. "Quick we need to get him back to his house to warm up." Said Nazz as the Kids took Eddy to his home
At Eddy's house, Eddy woke up as he was on the couche in a bathrobe and his feet soaked in warm water ad Edd and Ed prepared soup and the Kids were inside as they watch him wake up. "He's awake!" Said Jimmy as Edd brought him some soup. "What happen?" Said Eddy. "We brought you home and warmed you up." Said Nazz. "Yeah, we couldn't let you freeze out there in the cold. You deserved a good Christmas as much as we do." Said Jimmy. "Here Eddy, Santa got you a gift." Said Ed. As Eddy opened it as it was a action figure of a super hero. "A Captain Meganova action figure! I always asked for my parents to get me one. But my parents just get me clothes instead. Year after year, I just lose my Christmas spirit as I lose hope and getting one." Said Eddy as he holds onto Ed. "Well Eddy, It's like what you said: Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree. It's about what you find in your heart!" Said Edd. "Look, we are all sorry for the way we treated you were out there on your own." Said Nazz. "No, it's me who should say sorry. I ran away because I had no Christmas spirit. But now I know the mean of Christmas so I decided for now on I am full of Christmas spirit every Christmas." Said Eddy. "Let's sing a Christmas Carol!" said Ed. Soon the Kids gathered as they sing.
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy new year!
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kings
Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy new year!
The Kids and Eds were all singing, except Rolf who is having trouble reading the carol.
