The Justice League members were in an awkward position with no idea whether Groot was hostile or not.
"Um, hello Groot, I am Superman," said Superman.
"I am Groot," said Groot.
"We know you already told us," said Batman.
"I am Groot."
"I think that's the way it speaks," said Wonderwoman.
"I hope so, because my ring can't translate what he says. So either he's messing with us, or he's from somewhere far that any Green Lanterns haven't visited," said Green Lantern
Then the sound of police sirens and shooting caught Superman's attention. Batman noticed it.
"Superman," said Batman.
"It's terrible in Vegas," said Superman.
Over to the Guardians, who are now in a stolen Ford Raptor truck getting chased by the Vegas police force thanks to Rocket explosive. Peter drove the truck and avoided hitting a bus.
"Wow, Quill, you are a lousy driver," said Rocket.
"I'm sorry I haven't driven a truck in a few years, especially since now we're in a police chase," said Peter.
"Isn't it strange that we're always getting chased?" said Drax.
"That's because we always get into these idiotic situations," said Gamora.
"And we got ourselves out like this," said Peter.
As he made a large turn, cutting across heavy traffic, the cops stopped him, not wanting to drive into traffic. Peter drove into an alleyway. The guardians got out of the truck and ran behind a diner. They waited for a few minutes, and then they managed to lose the cops and walked out of the alleyway.
"Well, that was exciting," said Drax.
"You know one of the great sayings of Las Vegas," said Peter.
"What's that?"
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
"I like the sound of that," said Rocket.
"Let's just get back to Groot and ship," said Gamora.
Unfortunately, that didn't happen. As soon as the Guardians walked down the street, they encountered the Justice League, who didn't look too happy.
"Whelp, this just gets better and better," said Rocket sarcastically.
They are definitely not the Avengers, Peter thought.
"I think you four have caused enough trouble," said Superman.
"We have no idea what you're talking about. We're just simply walking and minding our business," said Rocket.
"Oh my god, the raccoon talks," said Green Lantern.
"Yes, I can talk."
"Look, whoever you guys are, we are just going to leave and that's about it," said Peter.
"No, you four are coming with us," said Batman.
"And we're the Justice League," said Wonderwoman.
"I think the time of talk is over," said Drax, pulling out his two blades.
"You don't want to do this."
"She's right. Don't do anything stupid, Drax," said Gamora.
"Since they won't let us be, why not?" Drax reasoned. "Besides, I need a good fight."
However, Drax wasn't the first to start the fight, as Rocket pulled a four-barrel laser rifle and blasted Green Lantern in the chest.
"Look, we all know where this was going. Let's just fight already," said Rocket.
Indeed, a fight ensues between the group, with Drax fighting Superman, Starlord fighting Batman, Gamora fighting Wonderwoman, and Rocket fighting Green Lantern. Peter used his rocket boots as an advantage against Batman as he fired ice from the elemental gun.
"I'm guessing your name probably has something to do with bats," said Peter.
Batman dodged an ice ray and threw a Batarang at Peter, who shot down in the air.
"That's all you got?" said Peter.
Batman threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared for a moment. Peter tried to use his helmet to find him, only to find a grappling hook wrapped around his leg, and he was taken down to the ground.
"I'm Batman," said Batman.
"I'm Starlord," said Peter, getting back up and getting back into the fight.
Wonderwoman and Gamora had a sword fight, clashing swords and trying to get one up on each other.
"You fight well," said Wonderwomen.
"I learn from someone who you don't want to meet," said Gamora.
"Who?"
"My father."
Meanwhile, Green Lateran tried to trap Rocket using his ring, but Rocket dodged and fired at him.
"You've got to tell me where you got that ring, dork, because the things I'd do with it," Rocket said.
"That's never going to happen, trash panda," said Green Lateran.
"I'm not a trash panda."
Last, Drax used his blade against Superman and broke apart the man of steel's chest.
"It can't be. I sharpen those blades three times a day," said Drax.
"I think it's time to give up, pal," said Superman.
"Never." Drax punches Superman in the face.
Superman returned the favor and punched Drax right back, sending him flying and almost knocking Peter down.
"Watch it, Drax," said Peter, who blocked a kick from Batman.
"Sorry Peter, but I'll take on the bat person. You take on the hard chest man," said Drax, tackling Batman into a wall.
"What?" Peter turned to Superman, "f my life." and shot electricity at Superman, who hurt for a brief moment.
Superman then used his freeze breath and tried to freeze Peter's lower body, but Peter changed his gun to plasma and melted the ice. Meanwhile, Rocket pulled a small blaster and dueled with it; his rifle, Green Lantern, used his ring to make a shield to block Rocket's shots.
Green Lantern thought: He has to run out of ammo.
Sure enough, Rocket's rifle overheats, giving a chance for Green Lantern to trap Rocket in a shark cage.
"Oh, this is just embarrassing," said Rocket.
Gamora and Wonderwomen fight, knowing that the sword fight will go on forever. Wonderwomen used his lasso of truth to wrap Gamora's hands, then tied her up. Drax managed to lay a few licks on Batman before Batman got the upper hand by using an electric knuckle duster to knock out Drax. Seeing his friends defeated, Peter did the most logical thing to do in his situation.
"I surrender," said Peter, holstering his guns.
"Psst lame," said Rocket from his cage.
"Shut up, Rocket."
"That's a smart move," said Superman.
"Yeah, yeah."
"You could guys get our friend Groot. He does some weird things left alone," said Rocket.
"Sure," said Green Lantern, who then thought, what a night in Vegas