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A Naruto and Game of Thrones Crossover
Disclaimer: "Naruto" is a property of Masashi Kishimoto, Shueisha, and Studio Pierrot; and "Game of Thrones" TV Series is a property of HBO and "A Song of Ice and Fire" book series is a property of George R.R. Martin who should finish The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, historical events, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Reader discretion is advised.
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A/N: So, Game of Thrones has ended, but what a cluster of a mess those last few episodes were, starting from S8E3 to the Finale, S8E6. But if we're honest, Game of Thrones has been down the drain for a long time. This is why I didn't write anything; the ending burned me out, now, the House of the Dragon will come out soon, and I'm not looking forward to it, based on what I'm hearing and seeing.
Genres: Action, Adventure, Romance, Fantasy
Warnings: Violence, Very Strong Language, Implied Sexual Content
Universe: Animeverse/TV Series/Bookverse
Series: The Chronicles of the Maelstrom
"Jutsus/Time change/ Place change"
"Otherworldly Beings Talking"
"Otherworldly Beings Speaking"
'Flashback'
"Normal Speaking"
"Normal Thinking/Telepathy speaking."
"We have the gold; we don't have the men."
"Please, I have everything sorted now. Thanks to an old friend."
- Overheard from the Small Council
Act 1 - Winter is Coming
Chapter 4: Clouds Darken
Story Start.
What was I doing? The Holy Father was thorough in his assessment; I have been too lax in this world. I've blundered, so to speak, but perhaps, amendments can be done, not a day sooner, and I get to keep my head from the wrath of the Emperor-beyond-the-Sea. I'm quite fortunate the have the Ruby Emperor as a friend; my thanks to him for keeping my loved ones safe. But if the Holy Father is correct, they'll be here soon enough. Oh, the hell that is to come will undoubtedly set this world on fire.
-End of Entry, The Great Sept of Baelor, 298 AC
The cool breeze of the sea mixed with the cloudy day made for a cool morning; perhaps, it is the reason why Naruto remained beneath the cover of his blanket, eyes opened to the cold stone ceiling of this quiet island castle, but then, the Guardian has proven unpredictable in his actions, and to most, no one knew where he was at any point of time.
"No plans on getting up?"
"The answer lies in the fact that I have no desire to interrupt people sleeping unless necessary."
The tailed beast snorted in reply while Naruto simply smiled and closed his eyes once more, then felt a hand move across his chest to his face.
"… the old fox talking again?"
"Yeah, he wants me to get up," he replied before he moved his right hand down, which elicited a surprised moan from the woman, "but I'm too busy for that."
"I'm still sore."
A peal of soft laughter came from another source, another woman, on his left side, her left arm firmly around his chest.
"Visenya, sore after a single night. Now I've seen everything," this woman said in between laughter, while the other woman, Queen Visenya, it would seem, glared at her.
"Rhaenys, if I remember correctly, you finished too early last night," retorted Visenya, while Rhaenys, the other queen of Aegon, returned the glare.
Naruto laughed before he tightened his embrace over the two queens, and they snuggled deeper at the crook of his neck, "Ah, my two dear queens, never change."
"Never, beloved."
"Nope."
"Lord Guardian, Lord Guardian!" A voice interrupted his nap, and his eyes opened to see Jory Cassel calling him.
"Oh, Jory, what is it?" Naruto asked before he drank some water while the Captain of Ned's guard gathered his breath.
"The King needs you in the Small Council, something about a fleet of ships." The Guardian spat the said water to the side, surprising Jory.
"Ah, great. Understood, I'll be there before you get there, so get some water at the side." Then he vanished, leaving the man to get his own water.
Let it be known that the Guardian takes afternoon naps, something about something from another world, lunch, then napping, and he found it helpful, but Kurama just called it an excuse not to do anything. Maybe the old fox is right.
"Of course, I'm right… I'm always right."
It was promptly ignored, and the Guardian went on his way.
When he arrived at the Small Council, he noted that he was the only one left to come, as all the members were already there, including Robert, surprisingly. He was looking at him expectantly, while Ned was grim as usual, and Varys shared the sentiment as far as he could tell.
"What a surprise, your fat arse is here two sessions in a row." He broke the silence with a jest, and Robert bellowed out in amusement while Ned shook his head at the usual interaction between the King and the Guardian.
"Go fuck yourself," replied Robert, and it was Naruto's turn to laugh hard.
"Nah, you can fuck off," countered Naruto, and of course, both laughed at each other's expense.
Ned sighed but smiled nonetheless; he knew Naruto was simply getting Robert in the mood to participate in the council.
"Alright, now that's done; what's this about a fleet of ships?" Naruto turned to the Spider, who nodded and cleared his throat.
"Yes, my Lord. We have reports of a massive fleet of ships, of unknown origin, north of Massey's Hook, at the mouth of Blackwater Bay; Lord Stannis has sent a raven which arrived today," said Varys, after which he handed Naruto a small scroll bearing the seal of the Lord of Dragonstone.
The Guardian immediately opened the scroll and read its contents; the rest of the council members observed his reactions but found that they could not read any of it, as his face remained stoic and unflinching.
"… the ships bear a sigil of a ruby diamond encased by gold over a dragon, the like of which never seen before, the same could be said of the ships themselves, as they are larger than any ships we have seen that sail in the Narrow Sea and stronger in build…" he muttered as the rest listened.
"What do you make of that? Even Stannis sounded impressed by those ships," asked Robert, while Naruto chuckled as he closed the scroll.
"A ruby diamond encased in gold, over a dragon… I know that sigil; those ships are meant for me."
Silence ensued; Varys raised an eyebrow while Ned furrowed his. Robert crossed his arms while Littlefinger and Pycelle shared a look.
"Whose banner are they carrying?" inquired Ned as he looked at the scroll in Naruto's hands.
"Since they're here, it's my banner now, Ned," answered Naruto as he handed Ned the scroll, which the Warden of the North read for himself.
"I'll send a clone to Stannis and tell him to let those ships enter Blackwater Bay." Immediately after those words, a clone came into existence and vanished, off to Dragonstone.
"How efficient," commented Robert while Naruto nodded in agreement.
"Anything else?"
"I heard the attack on Ned," stated Robert, and Ned turned towards him.
The King sighed afterwards, as he was aware of who attacked his friend, and the said attacker ran away from King's Landing.
"What did your wife say?"
"That you provoked Jaime and killed his men." Naruto palmed his face and sighed loudly, while Ned was perturbed at the blatant lie of the Queen.
"Well, you can tell Cersei that she can go fuck herself and her twin brother," answered Naruto, and his answer made the rest of the council turn their eyes on him, especially Ned and Varys, but he was not finished.
"Surely, she can come up with a better lie than that." Robert gave him a pointed look, but he laughed, all the same, ignoring the disrespect shown by the Guardian to his viper of a wife.
"Very true," uttered Robert after tempering his laughter, but he turned serious afterwards.
"Now, then, I hope you can bring Tyrion back here soon, or there will be a war," he continued, and Ned narrowed his eyes while Naruto stretched his arms.
"What about Jaime Lannister?" the Hand asked, but the King sighed and turned towards him.
"I'm half buried in debt to his bloody father! I don't want to know what happened between you and those yellow-haired cunts. Naruto is right; we can't have Starks and Lannisters at each other's throats, not with a Targaryen threat across the Narrow Sea," Robert stated as Ned closed his eyes and bowed his head.
"This again?"
"Yes, this again. If the Targaryen girl convinces her horselord husband to cross the Narrow Sea, we won't be able to stop them. Naruto can for sure, but the rest of us, no," reasoned Robert, but before Ned could say anything, Naruto interrupted him.
"What about Tyrion? I have secured him from the Vale."
"Bring him back here, will you? We'll talk later; hopefully, Tywin stays his hand, or you might fucking kill him and start a war. Meanwhile, I will fuck off and go for a hunt; you hear me, Ned, set your wife straight, will you?"
The Stark Patriarch gained a confused look on his face while Naruto narrowed his eyebrows.
"A hunt?" Ned asked, and then Robert turned towards him with a knowing look.
"Killing things clears my head. Either you or this Targaryen fucker here can sit on the Throne; you'll hate it even more than I do," he grinned at Naruto before he left the chamber in silence, and thus, the room was rendered silent.
Varys opened his mouth in confusion, then he turned to Naruto, "… Targaryen fucker?"
"Yeah, told him about my nocturnal dances with many Targaryen women in the history of the Seven Kingdoms, chief among them, Queens Visenya and Rhaenys, sister-wives of Aegon the Conqueror."
Even Petyr Baelish was stunned into silence, he didn't know that, but now, he did. Grand Maester Pycelle was taken aback at the Guardian's rather nonchalant admission of sleeping with female members of the House Targaryen during their rule of the Seven Kingdoms.
Ned just let out a tired sigh.
The Guardian is truly something else.
Later, Naruto returned to his office, but he had Varys and Ned with him, having a meeting of their own. Of course, seals concealed anything that may be heard outside, and he was not receiving guests for the duration of the day.
"My Lord, you're making it too obvious for the others," said Varys while the Guardian raised an eyebrow.
"Oh?"
"The Queen and Ser Jaime's… intimate relations," the Spider continued.
"Why? Afraid Baelish or Pycelle would tell the Cersei? No matter, it'll blow up soon. I'll hand the letter to Robert after he returns from his hunt," answered Naruto as Ned took a drink from his cup, unperturbed by what he said.
"Can you imagine the look on his face? We'll have a war with Tywin; it's unavoidable since this is his legacy we are dealing with," he concluded while Varys nodded in agreement.
"What about the Targaryen girl?" asked Ned.
"She'll be fine, I've been watching her, and the Dothraki will not cross the Narrow Sea, not for a long time. Hopefully, after our wars here in the Seven Kingdoms are finished," replied Naruto, then he turned back to Varys.
"Ser Jorah Mormont has also been keeping an eye on her, so we have nothing to worry about, not yet at least… ugh, Rhaella would kill me if she knew that I'm not taking care of her only daughter the way she would want."
The conversations then turned into light ones, like that of old friends, where stories of old were told until it was time for the two men to leave and return to their duties, leaving Naruto alone once more.
"Even with friends, you keep many secrets hidden," the tailed beast commented while Naruto drank some wine.
"They wouldn't be secrets if I told others about them. Besides, the clouds darken day by day, winter is coming, and so is war."
The Narrow Sea was relatively calm, just how these sailors like it. Under the afternoon sun, the sails of these ships glistened, and true to the report that arrived at King's Landing, no one in the Seven Kingdoms has ever seen the sigil carried by these sails.
Unknown to the rest of the Small Council, Naruto sent two clones, one of them teleported nearby, at the north end of Massey's Hook, while the second one went to Dragonstone, where Stannis Baratheon, Master of Ships, resided, and not only, the place where the Royal Navy is stationed upon.
Regardless, the first clone of Naruto ran across the water as he beheld the massive amount of unknown ships before his eyes. Soon, he saw the largest ship at the forefront of the fleet, presumably the flagship, because it was simply the largest among large ships, not counting the ornate hull and sails that this ship had.
"Ahoy!" he shouted at the nearest soldier at the ship's starboard side, and he was recognised as the soldier waved back at him.
The clone boarded the ship, and he saw a good number of soldiers waiting for him; men and women equally worked together, but all saluted him as he walked towards the helm, where he saw a familiar sight.
"…"
"Took you long enough." Naruto's clone just stared at the origin of the voice, and all he saw was the familiar sight of long braided silver-gold hair that sat upon the head of a woman with a stern and austere beauty.
"Visenya…"
Over at Dragonstone, the second clone found Stannis within his office, and the stern Baratheon was not surprised at his appearance since not much can faze Robert's cold younger brother, but still, he gave the Guardian's clone a bow.
"Lord Guardian," he greeted while the clone waved him off.
"I'm here about the ships near Massey's Hook, don't mind them; I sent for them."
Naruto's clone was direct to the point, which Stannis often appreciated, including this moment, which is why he simply nodded, having accepted what the Guardian said. However, the Lord of Dragonstone still had questions in mind.
"Why? We have the Royal Fleet right here to defend against any threat on King's Landing; not only that, but there's also the Redwyne Fleet that defends the south." Stannis was right, of course; he knew these matters himself.
"Trust me; they're more than just a fleet defending against naval threats. I'll have them anchored inside the Blackwater later," the clone replied, while Stannis raised an eyebrow at his answer.
"You'll see, eventually," he continued as Stannis formed thoughts that may explain why, but none surfaced and made sense. The Guardian has always been a bundle of mystery and unexpected actions, not including the infamous unpredictability he is known for.
With that, he walked away from Stannis but did not dismiss himself, as this clone had more tasks in mind, like investigating Dragonstone and the different situations at hand on the island.
"Visenya… glory to God in the highest, the Holy Father wasn't lying." The clone took Visenya into his arms, and the former queen accepted it graciously and had her arms around him.
The people on the deck promptly ignored them and went about their duties, including the helmsman near them.
"… you're a clone, aren't you? Bring the real one here," she ordered, and the clone dutifully dismissed himself in a plume of smoke.
Soon enough, the real Guardian, straight from King's Landing, appeared in front of her, a knowing smile etched on his face, which Visenya matched.
Naruto immediately grabbed the sides of her head and locked his lips with her; she was just as enthusiastic as he was at that moment. The two kissed passionately and moved closer to the back of the ship, where no one stood because the sailors had cleared the quarterdeck quietly.
"… hmph, I missed you," she whispered as they broke their kiss, then locked them together once more, this time with heightened passion.
Their hands travelled around each other's bodies; Naruto's hands found themselves in her rear, massaging as they kissed, while hers went up around his torso.
"Colour me surprised, Visenya being intimate in public," a new voice interrupted their moment of passion, and the two turned to see another woman, another Targaryen, but in comparison to Visenya's more muscular posterior, she was more voluptuous and far more seductive.
"Ah, there you are; I was wondering when you'd show up," said Visenya while Naruto took the new arrival closer to him and kissed the side of her neck, then her lips.
She moaned rather loudly, but none paid any heed, as she wanted this after so long. Though Visenya was not amused, her sister is stealing her time with their husband since she was the first.
The elder sister pushed the younger out of Naruto's arms and took her spot back within his embrace, which amused him greatly, as they had not seen him for a long time; to see them acting like petulant children despite being veterans of bloodshed and war is something he found relatively amusing.
"Come here, both of you," he said as he pulled both women into his arms, "… why don't we get somewhere, private?"
With the original Naruto vanishing with the two Targaryen, another clone of Naruto came on board and ordered the ships to enter the Blackwater Bay so they could begin preparations for whatever the Guardian had in mind.
Across the Narrow Sea, Daenerys Targaryen sat with one of her dragon eggs and watched the embers from a nearby brazier, and the thought of hatching one of the eggs came to her mind; thus, she knelt before it, and slowly, she placed it down over the embers and watched.
Her purple eyes watched as the heat embraced the eggs, but nothing happened as she observed quietly.
"Khaleesi?" a handmaid came in, carrying some linen, but Daenerys just watched the egg.
Among other things, watching the dragon eggs are one of the things she usually does while living among the Dothraki whom her brother had married her off.
Then, in silence, Daenerys took the egg from the embers, and the handmaid rushed in to take it off her hands, but she was burned and dropped the egg back into the embers. This is when they saw that her hands showed no sign of burn, while her handmaiden found her own hands red from the burn.
"You're hurt," she muttered as the two of them eyed their hands, all while Naruto's clone watched, hidden in the shadows, readying reports in his mind.
In the North, one clone Naruto had sent a while ago watched over Bran Stark as he dreamt of something, which the clone knew required serious overwatch.
Hidden in the shadows of Winterfell, Naruto watched as the servant Hodor entered Bran's chamber, with him the saddle which was made for his use. Thus, the young boy made preparations and soon found himself riding joyfully around the woods outside Winterfell on the back of a horse with the contraption made for him. Nearby, his elder brother, Robb, stood and watched with Ned's ward, Theon Greyjoy.
"Not too fast," cried Robb, but Bran ignored him as he trod around, laughing.
Theon shook his head in amusement but turned back to Robb, "When are you gonna tell him?"
"Not now," said Robb as he sighed, then turned his eyes back to Bran.
"Blood for blood. You need to make the Lannisters pay for the attack on your father and the others," countered Theon, which made Robb turn back on him, aghast.
"You talk of war, but the Guardian saved them; they're not dead or injured.
"I'm talking about justice," returned Theon, but Robb wasn't having any of it.
His eyebrows furrowed as he shook his head.
"What justice is there that has not yet been paid? The Guardian killed those Lannisters, except for the Kingslayer who ran away," retorted Robb.
"The Guardian can't always protect them; the Lannisters is on the border of the Riverlands, your mother's home; what are you gonna do?" Theon countered, but Robb turned back on him, evident fury on his face.
"You want me to meet them in battle?!"
Theon sighed but continued with his point, "You're not a boy anymore. They've already started a war. They attacked your father, and now, your mother's home. It's your duty to represent your House when your father can't."
Robb scoffed at the notion, "And it's not your duty because it's not your House."
The two fell into silence, which was when they noticed Bran could no longer be heard from nearby; his jeering stopped, and his horse silent. Robb turned to look through the woods but could see nothing.
Not too distant from them, Naruto's clone watched Bran from above. He watched as Bran slowed his ride, as some figures crept behind him, and as soon as he entered a clearing, a few Wildings surrounded him.
"Robb?" muttered Bran, slightly afraid.
"All alone, in the deep dark woods…" a Wildling woman slowly said as she approached the young Stark.
Bran swallowed and put up a brave façade, "I'm not alone; my brother is with me."
Another Wildling, a man, approached closer, "Oh? I don't see him. Got him hidden under your cloak?"
"Oh, that's a pretty pin. Silver," commented the woman, while the man who appeared to be the leader turned to her.
"'We'll take the pin. And the horse," he turned back on Bran, standing beside his horse, "Get down, be quick about it.
Bran shook his head; panic crept within his mind, "I can't. The saddle, the straps."
With that said, the leader turned up Bran's lower tunic and saw the special saddle made for him, which held his legs and waist.
"What's wrong with you? You some kind of cripple?" he asked, but before Bran could answer, Naruto's clone made his presence known.
"As a matter of fact, he is."
Everyone turned to where his voice came from, and they found him by a tree, casually leaning.
"Leave the boy be, or I'll send you to White Walkers."
One of the Wildlings growled and took a crude fighting stance while others stood near Bran, with the lone woman holding the horse reins.
"I said…"
The wind howled, and a head fell down the leafy ground.
"Leave the boy be," ordered Naruto, all while he stayed still as if he had never moved.
The leader unsheathed his dagger and had it threateningly close to Bran's throat. Meanwhile, the boy was both afraid due to the situation and surprised to see the Guardian, his hero from the tales his parents told him.
"Is this how things will always be in this world?" He asked no one in particular, then he just moved, and the hand that held the knife to Bran's throat fell.
A pained scream echoed in the woods, undoubtedly gaining the attention of everyone nearby, including Robb, Theon, and some Stark guards.
Then Naruto turned to the other Wilding and promptly killed him, then he pivoted and kicked the woman away, as he took her spear from her, which left him alone with the downed leader.
"Bran Stark, go," ordered the Guardian, and the young Stark wasted no time.
"Hmm, I know why you are trying to escape to the South, but no matter," he muttered and used the spear he took from the woman and killed the apparent leader.
"If I didn't know any better, I would say this was a coincidence." Naruto turned to his side and found Robb standing near a dead Wildling.
Without a word, the dead bodies burst into flame, and Naruto approached the downed woman, who he now understood as a spearwife.
"What do you want to do with her?" he asked Ned's eldest.
"We'll bring her back to Winterfell," replied Robb as Bran returned with some Stark guardsmen and Theon, who had his bow equipped.
"Lord Guardian," greeted Theon, now with a small bow with an arrow nocked, "What are you doing here?"
"Guarding, but I'm not really here; I'm still in King's Landing, running the shitshow of kingdoms. Come, we'll talk in Winterfell."
Naked bodies found themselves tangled in between one another. Visenya and Rhaenys found their hairs dishevelled as they lay exhausted between the real Guardian, who appeared to be not winded.
"What on earth happened to your stamina?" he jokingly asked as he took both around his arms, and the two women pinched his sides.
"Oh, fuck off," muttered Rhaenys, which was entirely out of character for her, but Visenya simply laughed as she embraced Naruto, who kissed the top of her head.
"Years of absence take their toll, I suppose," the elder Targaryen replied quietly as if embarrassed with her answer, but Naruto paid it no mind and returned to silence, as the three of them enjoyed each other's presence.
"Winter is coming," uttered Naruto and the Targaryen's found their focus.
"…"
"…"
"Now we understand," muttered Rhaenys as she shifted within his embrace.
"… indeed, we do," echoed Visenya as she eyed her sword as it sat on a table nearby.
Naruto's eyes opened as memories from a clone entered his mind, and the two noticed the change in his demeanour, and they also knew why; there were no secrets between them now.
"It seems the memories from your clones bring not good tidings."
"No, the Starks in Winterfell want to retaliate against the Lannisters attacking the Hand of the King and the fact that Lannisters had marched on the Riverlands," replied Naruto while Visenya hummed to herself.
"You've always been fond of the Starks, but what does the Hand of the King have to do with them or the Riverlands?" Rhaenys inquired while Naruto remembered that the two Targaryens were not so informed about the state of the Seven Kingdoms ever since they left years ago.
"Ah, yes. The Hand of the King is Lord Eddard Stark, Warden of the North, and his wife, Catelyn, formerly of House Tully, is the daughter of the present Lord Paramount of the Trident…" and so he went on as the two former queens were brought up to date with the events that recently occurred.
"… and now, my clone in Winterfell has informed me that the Stark children want to retaliate not just on the attack on their father, but on the imminent attack against their mother's homeland."
Silence came upon them, naked still, but none cared about it now until Visenya broke it.
"The Lannister response seems to be an overreaction, Lord Lannister should know already that his son is safe, but you did kill his men… though, if the news of his bastard grandchildren comes out, well…" she sighed as if to contemplate her following words.
"… the legions of the Ruby Emperor are at your command, come what may, they stand with you… we, stand with you."
Her words, stated with finality, were echoed by her younger sister.
"Always."
The breeze outside the window made Naruto untangle himself from the women, and he walked off towards the window.
"… I forgot to tell you, we're in King's Landing right now."
That made the two women bolt from the bed to the window, still naked, but Naruto knew no one could see them since they were at his tower in the Red Keep.
"Oh… it seems a lot has changed… it's been centuries, and pretending to be dead is not something I enjoy."
Rhaenys snickered at her sister's slight plight.
"Are you still hung up on nearly being cremated by Vhagar?"
"At least I didn't bawl my eyes out like you did when you fell out of Meraxes."
The naked Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms simply palmed his face at the childishness of the equally naked duo of Targaryen women. But he let out a smile of fondness as a remembrance of simpler days when Aegon ruled most of the Seven Kingdoms.
"Simpler days of fucking the two Queens without the knowledge of their King, right?"
"Heh."
Across the sea, upon Vaes Dothrak, the Dothraki gathered inside a communal tent, where Daenerys found herself at the centre, surrounded by the Dosh Khaleen in the middle of a ritual, and her part was to eat a heart of a horse, to which Viserys nearby found abhorrent.
"She has to eat the whole heart? I hope that wasn't my horse," he asked Jorah, who nodded.
"She's doing well," added Jorah as they watched the visceral imagery in front of them as Daenerys kept going.
"She'll never keep it down," whispered Viserys as Daenerys took another bite, and they all watched her.
She kept eating the heart, and she neared the end. The onlookers all chant in unison louder than before, including the one who appeared to be the head priestess.
Daenerys stared intently towards her husband, who stared back with the same intensity, and the chanting went even louder.
"Tell me what she is saying," asked Viserys, and Jorah replied immediately.
"The prince is riding. I have heard the thunder of the hooves. Swift as the wind, he rides. His enemies will cower before him… and their wives will weep tears of blood. She will have a boy." Jorah's translation made Viserys turn his eyes away from his sister towards him; with slight apprehension, the exiled Mormont did not notice it.
"He won't be a real Targaryen," he stated as he steeled his nerves, but he failed as he turned back on Daenerys, nearly finished.
"He won't be a true dragon."
As the chanting went louder, thus finished Daenerys, and everyone watched in anticipation; she wretched forward, on the verge of expelling the raw horse heart. But she held on with a whimper and regained her composure; her hands bloody, she slowly rose back up and swallowed everything. Then the priestess began to speak, and Jorah translated it directly.
"The Stallion who mounts the world. The Stallion is the Khal of Khals. She'll unite the people under a single Khalasar. All the people of the world will be his herd."
Viserys was not happy, unlike Jorah, and the two watched as Daenerys stood up to her feet and spoke loudly in Dothraki.
"A prince rides inside me!" she turned around the room as she spoke, "And he shall be called Rhaego!"
Drogo smiled to himself, proud and happy as the room chanted "Rhaego" continuously, and he walked up towards Daenerys and embraced her.
"They love her," commented Viserys, uncomfortable with the scene before him, now with Drago carrying her around the room as the people chanted; Viserys slipped away in haste, and Jorah did not notice until he looked on.
So, he followed him and found the Targaryen male hiding the three dragon eggs given to Daenerys. As Viserys finished putting the second egg, he walked in, to which Viserys responded by nearly unsheathing his sword.
"Don't let them see you carrying a sword in Vaes Dothrak; you know the law."
Viserys scoffed, "It's not my law," and continued to place the eggs inside his bag.
"They don't belong to you," commented Jorah while the hidden clone of Naruto observed in silence, still unnoticed by anyone.
"Whatever is hers is also mine," replied Viserys as he tucked in the remaining eggs.
"Once, perhaps," countered Jorah, and Viserys turned back to face him.
"If I sell one egg, I'll have enough to buy a ship. Two eggs - a ship and an army."
Calmly, Jorah replied, "And you have all three."
"I need a large army..." Jorah nodded as Viserys continued.
"I'm the last hope of a dynasty, Mormont. The greatest dynasty this world has ever seen, on my shoulders since I was five years old, and no one has given me what they gave to her in that." Jorah listened in silence as Viserys went on.
"Never, not a piece of it. How can I carry what I need to carry without it? Hmm? Who can rule without wealth, fear, or love? Yes, the Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms can do it; the people love him, my mother told me as much, but he is not the King; I am," he finished before he narrowed his eyes at Jorah, then he chuckled.
"Oh, you stand there, all nobility and honour. Don't you think I know what you want? You don't think I see you looking at my little sister, hmm? I don't care," Viserys shook his head with a scoff.
"You can have her," he said.
"She can be the queen of the savages and dine on the finest bloody horseparts, and you can dine on whichever parts of her you like. But let me go," he finished as Jorah stood steadfast by the entrance.
"You can go, but you can't have the eggs," he finally spoke, and Viserys did not like the answer.
"You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you?"
"It means everything to me," Jorah whispered as Viserys got close.
"And yet here you stand?" retorted the Targaryen, while the Mormont stood his ground.
"And here I stand."
Two men stood silently and stared for a few moments until Viserys dropped the bag with the eggs to the floor, then Jorah stood aside and unblocked the way to the exit, and Viserys promptly left, still with the sword sheathed on his side.
As these events transpired, back in the Vale of Arryn, in the Eyrie, the clone of Naruto, which had the task of securing Tyrion, had persuaded Lysa Arryn to stay in for a few nights before leaving with Tyrion and Catelyn, alongside their companions.
In the morning, the court gathered again, and Tyrion was having his fun, while most of the court wasn't as he recounted a lot of vile things, though his delivery was what made it amusing, or so Bronn would say.
"When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe. She was forced to the castle, naked and in tears. I close my eyes; I can still see her tits bouncing," more than a few people groaned in disgust while Bronn chuckled.
But he was not finished, "When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goatshit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. The poor boy was flogged and… I escaped justice."
While Naruto's clone shook his head, Catelyn and Ser Rodrick closed their eyes and sighed.
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake," he stated as the court groaned or whispered with one another, all in disgust, save Bronn and Naruto's clone. The younger ladies were disgusted.
"I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did," he continued as some closed their eyes in disgust.
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel -"
"Silence!" it would seem that Lady Arryn had enough, but her son hadn't the same disposition.
"What happened next?!" The boy was enthusiastic, Naruto would give him that, but before anyone could continue, the doors to the throne room opened to reveal another Naruto, accompanied by two women.
The throne room and the court of Arryn fell into silence as the Naruto that accompanied Tyrion stood up and met the real one halfway.
"I don't suppose anything of import happened?" the real Guardian asked the clone, who chuckled to himself and vanished in a puff of smoke, much to the confusion of everyone not privy to his abilities, including Tyrion.
And as the memories came rushing in, Naruto found himself both amused and exasperated at the nonsense the youngest son of Tywin Lannister wrought upon the Lords and Ladies of the Vale.
"Oh, Tyrion Lannister, what are you doing?"
"What? Who are you?"
"I'm… Naruto Uzumaki, Guardian of the Seven Kingdoms, and the one who has been accompanying you, is a replica of mine, who acts in my stead, and I have plenty of them running around the kingdoms and beyond… seriously, did you actually release your seed into a turtle soup?"
Tyrion was taken aback as to why this new arrival with the same face as the Guardian knew that.
"How did you-?"
"The replicas… their memories come to me when I dismiss them out of existence just as you witnessed."
Tyrion and the rest of the court absorbed that knowledge for a few moments until the Lannister replied.
"As a matter of fact, I did, and hopefully, my sister really ate it. But anyway, who are these two… lovely ladies with you, I have never seen them before, nor anyone here, I think."
Naruto nodded in agreement before Visenya replied to him, and it was the moment everyone realised she actually wore plate armour, perfectly fitted to her, and a sword sheathed at her left.
"We are the wives of the one you call Lord Guardian."
Catelyn, who was silent the entire time, finally remembered a distant memory back in Winterfell, when the Guardian spent time with her family, had mentioned in passing that he was actually married.
"Wait, wives? As in plural? Holy shit. Is that legal?"
"Here? Not anymore," replied Rhaenys, lightly armoured as many noted, and members of the court whispered amongst themselves.
"Regardless, we must leave now, including you, Catelyn," ordered Naruto as he turned his back away from the court, though Tyrion turned to his wives.
"May I ask your names?"
Visenya and Rhaenys shared a look and shrugged, while Naruto took a moment before introducing them.
"The one on my right is Visenya; the one on my left is Rhaenys." Then he walked away, followed by the two women.
Catelyn's eyes widened briefly as she composed herself. Their names were familiar, and even more so their physical features, from the white hair to the purple eyes, and older court members narrowed their eyes. The younger ones, not so much.
Naruto secretly smirked as he left with the others, no doubt amused with the number of conspiracy theories concerning him and his life.
The two Targaryens just followed him silently and in amusement of their beloved husband.
AN: My apologies once more for the lateness of this update (The last update was 25/12/2019).
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