author's note from kawaii celery 86:
OMGOSH U GUYS! LEAVE REVIOWS ALREADY! WATASHI WILL HACK U IF U DONT! oh also hi emma! I havent seen u since i left the united states! Japan is rlly kawaii and sugoi. I can't wait 4 the episodes my mommy is voice acting in to come out! i wuz watchin starnger things lately and eddie and henry are so goffik and sexah! I want henry 2 try to go in2 meh mind cuz i wanna seduce him. WHY DID HE GO IN2 OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS AND NOT MINE? I'M MUCH SEXIER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE SHOW! HE'S ALSO GOFFIK AND I'M ALSO EMO AND GOFFIK! MARRY MEH HENRY! MARRY MEH! But if i cant marry him eddie is meh second choice. He's also goffik and sexah.
I got out of bed and went in2 the bathroom. I took a shower and brshed my teeth and did my hair so it looked extra kawaii. Then i put on my sexy emo makeup and clothes. I was wearing black ripped jean shorts and a tanktop dat said "hellfire club." (AN: if u get da reference U FUKING ROCK!) i left my dorm room and went 2 look 4 N. i went into his bedroom and accidentally walked in on him NAKED! OMG! he had a really big you-know-what and he had a six-pack. i quickly ran out b4 he could see me and i ran down the hall and it was kinda dark cuz it was early in the morning. but then i ran in2 a creepy man with a sack and he stuffed me inside it and ran away! OMG!
i could have escaped but i could feel his six-pack and you-know-what through the bag, and he was RLLY sexah, so i just let him take me. he ran in2 a car and stuffed me into the trunk and drove off! OMG! i was in the sack fantasizing about da guy's hot body for like a few hours and then the black van stopped. The guy went 2 da trunk and opened it and pulled me out of it. OMG! i got out of the sacck and looked at the guy. He wuz so foking sexy! he had long black and white hair with black eyeliner and a purple and black emo outfit. HE WUZ SO SEXY! a bunch of people appeared behind him. One was this emo girl with black pigtails and a pink dress and a black goffik jacket, another was a guy with blonde emo hair and a black and red emo outfit, and the other was a guy wearing a creepy mask and he had blak hair. OMFG!
"hey baby. i'm piers and this is my sister marnie and meh friend gladion and meh friend allister," he said in a sexy bri'ish accent.
"OMFG LET MEH GO!" i demanded
"why would u want 2 go? ur at the MCR concert!" replied gladion
"OMFG REALLY?" i roared as i looked around
I was rlly at a MCR concert! we all got in the back of piers's van and smoked all the drugs while we watched the concert. GERARD WAY WUZ SO FUKING HOT! we danced around and sang with the music cuz we knew all the words cuz we're emo and goffik and sexah. sudanly, gerard made a announcement!
"i'd like to welcome our newest member! UNNATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS! he's gonna sing a song 4 u now!" he said
THEN N CAME ONTO DA STAGE?! OMG!
"dis song goes out 2 meh sexy gf bloody! she's preganent with meh babies!" he moaned
then N started singing foundations of decay and it was SUPER SEKUSHIIIII! it's meh fave mcr song, and he memorized it just for WATASHI! i was so happy! But then…N pulled off a wig, and it wasn't really N! It was VOLO? OMG! then volo changed clothes and he looked super goffik like eddie munson. He pulled out a goffik electric guitar and he sang a song and there were flames everywhere! OMG! volo also had a volvo smoke machine and then the volo blasted some super goffik MCR kinda music.
"oh almighty sinnoh, u know I am a righteous man. of meh virtue i am justly proud! oh almitey sinnoh u know I'm so much purer than da common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd!
den tell meh, arceus, why i see bloodrayne dancing there why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? i feel her, i see her, da sun caught in her goffik hair is blazing in meh out of all control! LIKE FIRE HELLFIRE THIS FIRE IN MEH SKIN THIS BURNING DESIRE IS TURNIN MEH 2 SIN!" he sang goffikly.
the whole crowd cheered cuz they thought it was part of the show, but me and piers and marnie and gladion and allister were rlly scare cuz i had told them what a creep volo was! we started running but volo ran down from da stage and chased us! then frollo grabbed meh and stuffed me in2 the sack and got in2 piers's van and stole it and ran away with me in it! the van drove away and i wuz screaming.
"OMFG WTF ARE U TAKIN MEH U BASTARD?!" i screamed passionately
"i'm taken u to…HAWKINS INDIANA!" he yelled
OMFG DATS WHERE MEH FAV SHOW STRANGER THINGS HAPPENS! maybe i wanna get kidnaped and taked 2 there. also eddie is rlly sekushi and hawt and so is henreh creel. then sudanly a giant bat that was black with huge fangs covered in blood flu onto the the windsheild of the van and broke in! then it grabbed volo in its claws and flew out and threw him off a cliff and then the van kept driving and watashi was so scared! but then the bat went in2 the truck and grabbed me and flew off with me and then the van ran in2 somebody's home and killed some people or smth. Also then the bat dropped me off and then shapeshifted in2…UNNATRUAL HARMONIA GORPIUS? (AN: also he wuz naked cuz bats don't wear clothes so when he shapeshiftd he didnt have cloths on)