Chapter 65: Target the Straw Hats
Mary Geoise
Zoro/Yamato's Fight
As the fights commenced, the Elders looked around, seeing aside from the top brass, the lesser forces were being overwhelmed by the Straw Hats and their allies.
"W-what do we do? This execution has turned out to be a disaster!," stuttered David.
Abraham looked at one of the current shadowed members of the Elders and said-
"We've been getting complacent these last few centuries...let's remind them why they obey us..."
"N-No thanks!," David said as he scampered away. Darwin disgusted, attempted a gesture with his right hand resembling a gun.
"Leave him be. He'll be dragged into conflict anyway. We can just get another Elder to join us...even it's by force...," said the shadowed leader.
"For the sake of Justice...no, the stability of this Order! We must succeed!," he commanded as the nine went off to their respective enemies.
On the ground, Zoro was fighting off the members of the Crusading Knights. He was more focused on the Kings, the moon, and the two floating islands seemingly doing nothing.
I'm getting a bad feeling about this..., thought Zoro.
He then refocused on the battle in front of him.
"There's no end to these tin cans. And they're so preachy!," Zoro complained as he clashed with one of the leaders.
"We are the children of the Holy God! We will not falter even in this foreign land!," said this leading official with a frogmouth-shaped helmet as he went for a pragmatic kick to Zoro's groin.
"Watch out!," Tashigi said as she budged Zoro out of the way to receive the attack instead, having a pained, exaggerated comedic reaction to the attack.
"How dare you hit her in the family jewels...eh?," Sanji asked before something dawned on him.
"Oh no...I attacked a woman I'm so ashamed-," said the man before Zoro used his iconic white blade-
"Jade Lion's Song".
The knight was sent flying with a green lion-based Haki energy strike from the single blade technique to the alarmed surprise of the knights.
"So my techniques can actually form into what they mean...that's interesting.," he noted.
"Do not falter men! Sir Dime will be avenged! His death will not be in vain!" said a bird helmet knight, having no idea the defeated man was just unconscious.
"He's not dead...," said Zoro in annoyance before looking at Tashigi.
"Oi, what was that?," asked Zoro as he now noticed the subtle bulge that she and the other priestesses now shared.
"Becoming a Priestess meant a lot of things by sacrificing what I used to be...first of all being a boy and girl at the same time.," muttered Tashigi.
"Wha?," asked Zoro.
"I HAVE A PENIS AND A VAGINA! I'M A GUY AND GIRL ALL AT ONCE! THAT GOES FOR MY SISTERS AS WELL!," she shouted in embarrassment.
This was enough to get the combatants to stop fighting and gawk at the sight.
"Don't you dare stop fighting! They're the enemy!," said Sakazuki.
"T-this means nothing! Don't falter!," said a Crusader Knight with a great helm helmet that was more imposing and larger than the others.
"Oh, that's why Bon Guy was a member...guess...that's how their bodies work...," Zoro noted to himself while Tashigi cried.
He then noticed an old man in a white gi approach him with a heavenly katana with a golden dragon crossguard.
"L-lord Byakuō of the East! We'll take our leave!," said one of the knights as he retreated.
"You tired of hiding on your high pedestal? You're sure you're up for this?," asked Zoro.
"Gozuki...Mezuki...," he said as he snapped his fingers as two massive Horse and Bull-headed Oni-Mink hybrids, both witg the same hannya-like face as Kaido's appeared out of nowhere with spiked clubs.
"You gotta be kidding me!," shouted Zoro.
"I want his swords, particularly the Wado Ichimonji.," he ordered as the two lumbered towards Zoro...only for Yamato to block their strike.
"I'll handle them!," said the Oni as he clashed with the duo.
"Thanks...," said Zoro.
"Kappa!," Byakuō said as a pair of weird green creatures with a turtle shell on its back, long arms with webbed limbs, and a beak-like mouth. It has a bald spot on its head with a mane of straight brown hair and large pure white eyes, they wielded massive katanas, which they swung at fast speeds.
They were blocked by Killer and X Drake.
"I'm not liking this turn of events, but it seems like the pirate's life for me.," X Drake said while Zoro had an annoyed look at the last statement, viewing how corny it was.
"You need to work on your lines...We got this.," said Killer.
"I'll take care of the big fish.," replied Zoro.
"Oh no, Drake, you've become brainwashed by those pirates...let me help you...," said Byayuō as he showed a semblance of concern.
Zoro instantly picked up on the lie as he saw a tornado torrent from behind Byakuō's right side as it deliberately heading towards Drake.
Mihawk appeared and blocked the strike.
"Mihawk!," Zoro said.
"This should take too long...I have faith in you defeating that old timer.," said Mihawk as he dashed towards the hidden attacker.
"Curses! To think that I would be fighting a child of unholy birth who aids demons. You're going to have to pay for dragging me into this.
Byakuōs scowled as he struck Zoro with his sheathed katana.
"Not even bothering to draw yet. How conceited are you? You seemed really anxious to throw some pawns at me just now," asked Zoro.
"Is it really worth protecting the lesser half of Kuiena...?," Byakuō said to Zoro's shock.
"What do you mean?," asked Zoro.
Nami's Fight.
At the same time, Sanji had an intense look of despair as he turned monochrome briefly while Nami blushed out of embarrassment as did several of the women with a few exceptions.
"I knew I was a man!," said Yamato as he parried the Oni's attacks.
"I already identify as a man anyway. Junk doesn't matter.," said Vegapunk.
"Now I'm not alone in this!" Minerva cried.
"Oh I can combat Luffy with my sword!," said Metis.
Hancock fell to her knees as she cried-
"Will he accept me like this?"
A Special Forces martial artist with a monkey-esque face and braided black hairstyle, wearing a white uniform with long sleeves proceeded to lunge at her.
"I don't care about the dick! Even if he is a tranny! He has nice tits!," he gloated only for a blonde Kuja to punch him away.
"Marguerite...," she said.
It was a young Kuja lady who is tall for her age. She has short, unruly blond hair, long slender legs, and a slim, curvaceous figure.
Like her fellow Kuja, she dresses in a revealing bikini top and miniskirt made out of animal skin that greatly shows off her cleavage and long legs, and a white cape that seems to resemble a Marine jacket. She keeps her snake who is black and green striped wrapped around her waist at most times. She is also known to wear some type of black and white striped legging similar to a stocking on her right leg, along with high-heeled boots.
Marguerite- Member of the Kuja Pirates.
"If he doesn't like you for this. He's not a true man.," said the blonde.
"Lady Hancock...so you've become an Avatar for Aphrodite Ouranos Nyon." said an old woman who is diminutive in height, has very thick lips, and was wrinkled from old age. She also wears a sea-green bubble belt apparently meant to hold up the spotted-print short skirt that all Kuja wear. Also like most Kuja, she wears a cape. Her hair is white and she wears a pink flower on the left side of her head.
"Lady Nyon"- Gloriosa- Former Rocks Pirate Fleet Captain/Elder of the Kuja.
"I have no time for your nonsense.," said Hancock.
"So you inherited the Aphrodite? Then you've managed to what I couldn't Nyo...," said the elder.
"So what's that giant pink swan...?," asked the blonde as she looked up.
Hancock paused for a long time.
Suddenly, a figure with a large group appeared behind Hancock-
It was Charlotte Ruth and several women of various sizes, ages, and body shapes all dressed in sharp suits.
"Mamammamamama. The Love-Love hasn't awakened yet to its full potential...It's a shame...I hoped to have this woman be the next one for my collection...," she said.
"So the Elders aren't sitting this one out this time around, maybe to flex their muscles after decades of complacency...Back away, they're powerful threats!," said Lady Nyo to Marguerite.
Ruth was then offered an ornate mirror by one of her subordinates.
"Who is the fairest one of all?" asked Ruth to a mirror that spontaneously generated a solemn face.
"It would this Metis, Vivi, Nami, or even Shirahoshi. I'd give the others a 5 at best.," said the mirror.
"Good...one of them will be a nice body to have...," Ruth said as she lecherously licked her lips.
"You're mistaken, crone for your statement! Why is this? Because I am beautiful!" shouted Hancock as she leaned her head all the way back.
She kicked the older woman in the face, but her usual petrifaction powers did not affect her.
"I love myself far more than I do you...You love this Luffy yet he didn't see you as a woman worth his time. You pine for a man that will never love you back and already has moved on. So why not find some schmuck that already lusts for you?," the woman cruelly asked as Lady Nyon and the arriving Kuja snarled.
She then noticed the lightning strike, dodging it via her shadow and her followers dashed away as Nami appeared with a refined Zeus that looked like a pudgy cartoonish cloud man.
"I don't need help!" Hancock said as Ataxia arrived as well- being one of the Priestesses.
"Sorry, but I feel like you're out of your depths with this one! And I feel like she has a counter against our...weird powers.," said the orange-haired woman.
"Sty-sty-sty. She's a fun one.," said a silver-haired, yellow-iris-eyed woman with a buzz-cut hairstyle wearing a razor-feather-styled cape over her business suit.
"Oh you'll make for a fine body...," she said, which made Nami initially squeamish at the thought.
She then remembered what Hel had said and decided to bring it up.
"I wanna know...you're Ruth, right? What is the reason you messed up your granddaughter's life? That other girl too who had nothing to do with your family?," asked Nami.
"Oh, that? Personally, We wanted to see if we could split the unnecessary elements of humanity to make the entirety pure enough to reach Heaven...but I wanted to see another perfect me...but she was garbage in the end...even after all I did pulling some strings to get her to become an elite pawn to suit my whims...not like that ungrateful cunt that left to become a Marine. It's a good thing that bloody fish did her in for defying her mother!" said Ruth.
Half of Ataxia's face was crying...
Nami fired another lightning but it was blocked by a white cathedral-like barrier.
"You're a monster!," Nami said.
"This Chasity Barrier will never...ever be breached by your unholy pirate techniques!" Ruth declared.
Damn, what the hell is that? It looks like it'll take a lot to bring down...," thought Nami.
"Hey...about that flood...I'm wondering why you're wasting time like this and not actually preparing to stop it?," asked Nami.
"Oh that...personally, I think an Ark of the prophet Noah will come and we the chosen ones will weather the storms until things die down and the unclean are wiped away.," said Ruth.
"Wait that's...you're not thinking of...," said Nami.
Ruth then signaled her minions to strike.
"Now my Flock! Tear them apart!" she declared as they grew wings and flew towards their enemy.
"Watch out for the Harpy, Siren, and the Stymphalia Zoan users!," said Axataia.
Suddenly a large portion of them became toddlers or old women as a familiar pink-haired woman arrived.
"Oh, you're here for some reason!" Nami said.
"Some reason?! She's my rotten granny! I gotta kick her ass!," shouted Bonney as she scowled at the orange-haired woman.
She glanced at the Kuja Empress with a look of annoyance.
"That Hancock's one of us, but she's not useful here.," said Bonney bluntly.
"Don't worry, we'll protect you, your Ladyship!," shouted one of the Kuja as they rushed forward.
Hancock gritted her teeth knowing her current helplessness and scowled as Lady Nyon looked on.
If only you knew of the power they foolishly gave you...but I might have to add something to help you...even at that cost..., thought the woman.
Suddenly, Nami felt a tinge of pain as she saw two figures-
A tall and slim girl with blond hair and brown eyes. She wears a blue kimono top and a green and white shirt with white leggings.
And a young girl with short light blue hair topped by a pink clip, and light blue eyes. She wearing a medieval princess dress of light blue.
They both looked at her before Nami snapped back to reality.
"What the hell was that?" she asked herself as she dodged an attack.
Sanji/Jimbei's Fight
David unlike the other Elders attempted to flee only for him to be cornered by Jimbei.
"You're not getting away...you have a lot to answer for.," he said as Shirahoshi joined him.
"Fine...I'll just deal with you the way I do the rest of your kind...down the gullet!," he said as he turned into his Megalodon hybrid form.
David then looked up as Sanji proceeded to kick down the shark man's head to the ground.
"Thank you, Sanji! We'll need all the help we can get!," Jimbei spoke to the cook in gratitude.
"What you're serious about that?" asked the blonde.
David used the shadows to teleport and get behind Sanji as he attempted an attack from behind but was stopped by a spider thread.
He then noticed Hawkins, the Avalon folk, the Giants, and the Faerie Tale Pirates all surrounding him.
"I finally found you...Hob...," said Oberon to David.
"Hob?," asked Sanji.
"But isn't his name David?," asked Jimbei.
David snapped his fingers as an army of deranged long-faced, oval-nosed Weasel Minks appeared to back him back.
Franky/Vegapunk's Fight
Franky saw Ezekiel sitting around.
"Hey, I heard about you from Vegapunk's notes. You're a really nasty piece of-," said the cyborg.
"Let's cut to the point. You're an enemy and I don't want to bother dealing with you. Kong...it's time for you to fight.," said the dreadlocks-haired old man as the
Commander-In-Chief Kong suddenly landed on the right side of the old man.
"Commander in Chief Kong!," said a Captain.
"He's gonna make that Straw-Hat wish he were never born!" shouted another.
"Why is he here?," asked Sakazuki.
Kong looked at Ezekiel and asked-
"I didn't bother asking about the new allies from these apparent new Lines, but you just want him destroyed enough to analyze the Gaia's Blood within him to enhance our troops?"
"Hey, I'm right here! Don't talk to me like I'm dead already!"
"Yes, I'm not as intrigued about fighting if I can help it. Make sure you leave enough for samples. And collect his Devil Fruit if possible! The Spell-Craft can-," said the old man before dodging a laser beam fired from behind.
Kong proceeded to catch it and crush the beam in his hands.
"Whaaaa...?!," asked Franky.
Ezekiel glanced at the attacker and asked-
"So no longer heading behind proxies, the successor of the First Cutty Vegapunk! Or Should I say- Caesar Piedmont! I was disappointed that you joined the Straw Hats and we had to disband the SSG in favor of the Spell-Craft forces of Vira. You were very innovative and ahead of your time via your advanced Observation Haki to see far into the future. You're a genius that comes once in a blue moon. I'll have to regrettably harvest your brain and clone it into a more compliant set of clones."
"It's stuff like that and not telling me that the other "Weapons" were little girls that made me create MADS before most of those jackasses jumped ship and I had to join the Marines to protect the island I was born in to do more of your unsavory requests Ezzie.," said Vegapunk's voice.
Vegapunk turned into a wisteria-haired streamlined blue robot feminine entity with two rayguns on his hands and two large cannons over his shoulders.
So cool!, thought the three men as "Vegapunk" nodded in agreement
Kong narrowed his eyes as he said-
"We initially recorded them as Special Paramecia, but their functions you discovered, were more like Zoan yet they weren't Animals in the traditional sense. They're Automaton Zoan- taking the forms of various vehicles, artificial beings, etc and each possesses a hybrid, "beast", and Awakened Form- though as a tool. You managed to somehow discover it after comparing it to the items fed Devil Fruits."
"Yeah, what we assumed to be one thing always turned out to be something new after countless hypotheses and tests. Who knows what we'll discover tomorrow! But, let's get back on track...you were about to lose right?" Piedmont asked as the ground beneath Ezekiel and Kong generated round portals to send them to another location.
"W-what the?!," said Franky.
Piedmont then turned to Tew who had been hiding behind an unconscious soldier.
"Was this ok?," asked Tew.
"Good job...they should be roasting by now...," said Piedmont.
"I did great didn't-," Tew said before Piedmont punched him in the gut in a fit of annoyance to Franky's surprise.
"No one likes a smartass.," the wisteria-haired scientist said before turning to Franky.
"You saw my Robot-Robot: Transformer. Now let's test on what I think your Make-Make Fruit actually is.," Piedmont said in a mad scientist tone before Franky grabbed his collar.
"Hold on! Vegapunk...is a title? What's your relationship with Caesar? I want some answers?!," said the cyborg.
Piedmont looked to the side and said-
"He's a dumb little brother who has the wrong set of priorities in science and we're so estranged that I only contact him through Vegapunk Blue and because we're generations apart since our folks have lived longer than most people. In fact, only Kuma and a few others have seen the real me...And Vegapunk is a title honoring the first Vegapunk to the top 10 scientists who emulate his legacy the most!"
Franky was stunned.
"Now...let's get you to the lab in Pangea Castle and I can-," he said before Ezekiel and Kong reappeared through a Haki rift, having been slightly burned.
"You sent me to the Sun...are you that willing to kill me?" asked the old man.
"W-what?!," asked Franky.
"Good thing our Regalia of Conquest protected us from being instantly incinerated...oh you have no idea how much changed in so short a time since the Lines were opened to the public. We were worried for years about hiding the truth but it now benefits us.," said the old man.
"Oh boy...," said Tew.
"This execution has been botched, but at the very least, we have the superior knowledge to kill them in front of the whole world.," said Kong as he changed into a large black-furred silverback gorilla as Ezekiel backed away. Several large primate Zoan proceeded to appear out of nowhere.
"That's a big group of monkeys!" Franky noted.
"The Primal Troops of Kong! They have no way of winning now!" said a random Captain.
"Some of them are apes, they got no tails while monkeys do!" said Tew.
"The Zoan closest to Man- the Primate-Primate category. Be careful my assistants! They're less likely to act on instinct and actually think rationally.," said Piedmont.
"I'm not your assistant!" shouted Franky and Tew at the same time as the Troops attacked.
Suddenly, Bege appeared and rammed into the Golden-Snub-Nose-Monkey Zoan user and fired upon him.
"I was told to help you out by that hag, but learning that Pangea has some secrets to plunder...maybe enough to ruin their already crumbling reputations.," said the Don pirate.
Ezekiel narrowed his eyes with subtle anger at the implications of that statement.
Carrot/Chopper's Fight
Chopper faced off against Darwin.
"To be honest, I didn't think much of you reindeer. But now that it turns out that you have the Ganesha. I can't take chances.," he said as he snapped his fingers.
"I'm not a...Oh I am a reindeer!...," said the antlered doctor before realizing with happy glee.
"I'm not happy you jerk! You jerk!," said the reindeer, oblivious in his euphoria to the SHIELD agents surrounding him.
"Eh?," asked Chopper.
"A pack of smaller animals can take on an elephant, a mighty whale, or even a dragon if they cooperate.," said the old man.
"Damn, it's those CP9 and those two from Asgard! They're all dangerous.," Chopper said to himself.
"NOOOOOWWWW! I can HAVVVVVEEEE! Payback!," shouted Kumadori before Mugen grabbed one of his hair.
"Now, now. Let's be smart about this.," said the pink-haired man.
"To have to work with you...and him...," said Lucci as he looked at Mugen giving a jovial smile while Namae snickered to himself.
"Orders are orders!," said the man as a bandaged-up Spandine shouted-
"Avenge my son who was killed by those Straw Hats!"
He then saw his men hide in obvious ways behind the debris.
"I can see you...," said Chopper said as he went up in his human form and picked the apparent leader- a man in a dashing suit with combed brown hair, sparkling green eyes, and ridiculous handsome features.
"Best Secret Agent"- Double O. Seven- Top Fighter of SHIELD 1.
"The name is Double...Double O. Seven. I like my glass shaken not stirred.," said the man as he pointed his wristwatch at Chopper, firing a needle that harmlessly bounced off.
"I think he got the point.," he said with confidence before an annoyed Chopper proceeded to throw him towards Spandine.
"You idiot!," he shouted as another agent caught Seven.
"W-what should we do?" asked a short mustached, round man in a black suit in a bowler hat.
"The Informer"- Arthur Watson- SHIELD 2 Vice Leader.
"Elementary Watson. For you see, there's a microsecond where his arm stiffens. I can use that to attack him.," said a tall man with a hook nose, wearing a variation of the uniform with a deerskin hat, a frock coat with white undershirt dress pants, and shoes with a black Inverness cape worn over the coat. He smoked on a wooden, polished pipe.
"Keen-Eyed"- Holmes Doyle- SHIELD 2- Leader.
He then noticed Chopper in his reindeer form charge at him. He drew a rapier, but he was rammed into before he properly use it.
"Sir!," cried Watson as Doyle flew into the sky and landed on the ground defeated. Watson then dashed to pick up his leader and bawled his eyes out.
Blueno saw a young man with swirly glasses, large incisors, and a black bowl-cut hairstyle press his glasses confidently.
"Genius"- Geek Poindexter- SHIELD 3 Leader.
"By my calculations, he's shown all of his weaknesses! Cut off his antlers and he won't be able to fight.," said the man.
Spandine and Lucci's group all gave him annoyed looks while Poindexter seemed absolutely confident as he rushed in with blades attached to his wrists.
He then saw Chopper in his Guard Point bounce into him, knocking him out in an instant.
"This is Roll-call! Requesting backup! Stop! The enemy too strong! Stop!," said a young woman with beige shaggy short hair, green eyes, and freckles on her cheeks. She wore a derby hat. She had a Den-Den-Mushi set on her at all times.
"Daily Reporter" Graham Ida- SHIELD 4 Leader.
She then noticed Chopper in his Horn Point attempt to ram into her, but she turned into an Elephant Shrew hybrid to dodge but was then taken out by his chubby Kung-Fu point.
"Reporting in...I...have...lost...stop...," said the girl as she fainted.
They're all idiots!, thought Blueno.
A large man clashed for a little longer than the other four against Chopper with his speed and punches, but he was knocked down with ease once Chopper got used to his fighting style.
"Why are we even fighting him and his crew? What's the point of just pulling all of our forces just for one individual? What about the other pirates and criminals across the world that are coming over? I mean what if there are still civilians that didn't make it and might still be trapped-" asked this square-jawed muscular man with glasses, combed black hair, and a black suit.
"Civil Worker of the People" Kent Clark- SHIELD 5 Leader.
He was then punched by an extremely tall man, His head is twice as big as a regular person's. His legs are extremely long. His hair and beard are white while his mustache is black. He wears a suit, and he has a yellow pin of the World Government symbol on the right side of his chest. He personally wears red gloves that he uses for boxing.
"Boxing Agent"- Jerry- SHIELD 6 Leader.
Chopper was stunned at the sight.
"Clark!," shouted the man's subordinates.
Jerry bent down and crouched to the downed Clark.
"Jejejejeje. You guys are normally for the regular felons and nowhere near the top brass, but this is about maintaining the unbreakable image of the government. The others will fall once their "King" falls, losing hope and all that jazz.," said the tall man.
"Wawawawa...He's right...and anyways... there are over billions of people and several go missing every year...so what if some are too injured or sick to go...serves them right for being in the wrong place and the wrong time if they get caught in the crossfire.," said a white-fluffy haired pudgy man with a disproportionate handsome face who wears a black shirt unbuttoned, revealing his chest, a yellow scarf, black pants with an orange belt, and roller skates. The back of his jacket reads "MAD". On both his forearms, He has tattooed the kanji for fist. He also wears a white chef's jacket with the World Government's symbol on its back. He also crouched down to tell Clark
"Cooking Agent"- Wanze- SHIELD 7 Leader.
Clark was aghast but reluctantly accepted the news.
Chopper suddenly appeared behind them and slammed their heads down, instantly knocking them out.
"I was so caught up that I didn't even think about it...you don't seem like the others.," Chopper said as he patted Clark who was unable to fight.
He then got up as two men rushed him-
"I took some training over the last two years in the Six Arts to master this move! Can't afford to look bad!" said an average-sized portly man, with grayish blonde hair, sideburns, and a mustache. He has a scar running across the right side of his face and wears the standard government official uniform, consisting of a white shirt with a black tie, a dark blue suit with the World Government logo on the left side, and a dark blue brimmed hat.
Corgi- SHIELD 8 Leader
"A mere beast cannot hope to defy this!" said a large bald nondescript man in a suit that transformed into a massive polar bear hybrid with a scar over his right eye.
Top Ruck- SHIELD 9 Leader.
They place both their fists right in front of Chopper to focus their physical strength to launch a devastating shock wave from their knuckles in a forward direction.
"Six King Gun!"
However, it didn't even flinch Chopper as he proceeded in his centaur form to spin-kick them away.
"I know I saw the visual recordings but this is insane! He's immune to the Six Arts! Ruck was Lucci's successor! H-he's a monster!," shouted Spandine.
As some soldiers attempted to flee they were cut down by Namae who generated an Arms of Diligence in the form of a black light blade with a toothy maw that proceeded to eat them.
"You knew what you were signing up for when you took on the mantle of being agents for the government. Oh...that's right. Some of you were recruited from a young age. Well, serves you right for running away..," said the young man to
"Ugh...you idiot...," Mugen sighed.
"You bastard...," Chopper said.
Namae smirked.
"See that up there...those are the top SHIELD agents- SHIELD 10- the Hope of the Government. The minute they're done up there, you're all fucked sadly. But, don't fret SHIELD 0's Seven Virtues will be enough for the likes of you.," he said.
"I find that title self-righteous.," Jabra noted.
"I wanted to call it the Seven Colors of the Rainbow Justice but-," Darwin.
"No one cares, Sir!," said Lucci causing Darwin to look astonished and then cry.
"Don't bully him like that, "Point of Kindness"...," said a seemingly young woman with short curly blonde hair, blue eyes, red lipstick, and red-painted fingernails. She dressed in a white dress suit with a white hat.
Stussy- SHIELD 0- Point of Chasity.
"Mission: Kill Chopper.," said a young girl with short pale blue hair and vacant red iris eyes wearing a white business suit.
"Smite of God" Cutty Talos- SHIELD 0- Point of Temperance.
"Sorry, but you reaped what you sowed when you joined that man...," said Mugen.
"Enlightened Infinite"- Nirvana Mugen- Point of Patience.
"Oh, you're here guys.," said Namae.
"Name Taker"- Mojigo Namae- SHIELD 0- Point of Charity.
Chopper then noticed the massive dark-green Dreadnoughtus with a proper brachiosaur head unlike Queen, and a yellow-iris-eyed Great Grey Owl of equally large size had snuck behind him. They wore white suits, and given their small round spectacles and their white beards, they were elderly veterans. They had scars all over their exposed bodies, especially their faces. The sauropod had black spots on his neck.
"Ancient Thunder"- Madara- SHIELD 0- Commander-In-Chief of SHIELD 0- Shield of Humility.
"Silent Night"- Yoru- SHIELD 0- Vice Captain of SHIELD 0- Shield of Diligence.
"They're huge!," shouted Jabra.
I couldn't sense them until they appeared behind him! So this is the best of the best!, thought Jabra.
Lucci scowled.
When did they?, thought Chopper as Madara attacked with a spinning kick before it was blocked by a large, winged man.
"Urouge!," shouted Chopper.
"I can't just let you go completely on your alone against such odds!," shouted the half Birkian.
Carrot and Gaban appeared as well.
"Rayleigh's got it covered with Kizaru. These guys aren't a joke. You face who you gotta face.," said Gaban as he faced off against Yoru.
"We got your back!," she shouted as she turned into a Cheshire Cat Puigh hybrid to face Stussy.
"You guys!" shouted the reindeer.
"Umm...Where'd she go?," asked Fukuro as he noticed Kalifa was gone.
Lucci looked to Darwin who seemed shocked.
It can't be..., thought the old, mustached man.
Usopp/Minerva's Fight
Usopp faced Abraham alongside Minerva, with the former immediately turning into Pinoke.
"Sorry old-timer, but I need to finish you off right here and now.," he said as he fired a cartoonish-looking seed projectile that was laughing all the way, but was blocked by two large branches summoned near Abraham.
"You are a Forest-Forest man?," asked Usopp.
"Not quite...," replied Abraham.
"I feel Yggdrasil from you...the original one...," said Minerva.
Abraham gave a sad sigh.
"It wasn't a choice I was proud of, but the alternative was far worse...," said the old man/
"The other Pirate Kings?" asked Minerva.
"It's something Mortals are not meant to now.," he said as he immediately turned into a massive oak tree humanoid with nine spheres floating around- a shining sphere, a fiery sphere, a rocky sphere, a dark sphere, a watery sphere, an icy sphere, an eerie purple sphere covered in ghoulish faces, a sphere made of greenery, and a pitch black sphere.
"That's annoying, but we got this Brave Usopp, as long as nothing wrong happens..." said Minerva as she turned to her comrade.
"Get back here!," shouted Buggy's voice as they saw Apoo and Buggy trying to chase Galdino.
"We're in the middle of the battle of the End of Days! Can't you all see that! At least we're not running into-," said the bespectacled man until he noticed Minerva and Usopp.
"Oh no!," he shouted as he stopped with Apoo and Buggy's crew stopping as well.
"That's the chief of the Five Geezers.," said Apoo.
"Hahahahaha! I'll just cut this tree down to size!" shouted Buggy.
"It's not just one tree I'm afraid...," said Abraham said as he snapped the most prominent of his branches like they were fingers.
Suddenly, an army of trained officers burst from the ground as they turned into Plants.
"Oh, great Plant Zoans...those are annoying.," said Minerva.
"What a pain.," Usopp complained.
"I'm not scared at all!," shouted Usopp.
Mohiji looked and thought-
This is crazy.
Richie nodded as Galdino whimpered.
Apoo tapped the ground as a massive array of musical instruments appeared.
Brook/Vivi's Fight
Vivi and Brook faced against a bald, large, top-heavy yet well-proportioned muscular dark-skinned, golden iris-eyed full-lipped man dressed in a black suit complete with a rainbow-colored belt. He looked like an angered Buddha due to wearing red prayer beads around his neck. He had the Impel Down insignia on a brooch on his right side.
"Wrathful Buddha"- Fudō Myōō- Founder of Impel Down/One of the Ten Sages.
"That must be one of the clones the Elders were talking about...they're very close to the originals!," shouted a random Captain.
"It's a shame you have the blood of evil within you. A traitor to the Nobility and the brother of the DEVIL. I will cleanse you. And I have agents of Justice that I have requested to aid me. This is a test from Imu, our Lord and Savior.," said the man with his hands clasped in prayer.
"That's an Impel Down logo. I've never heard of him before.," Brook noted.
He summoned a set of mostly comical-looking Zoan warriors-
A dumb-looking minotaur with cutesy eyes, large lips, and a runny nose. His body pattern resembles that of a Holstein cow. He wears striped pants, a leather belt with a bronze hoof-shaped belt buckle, but no shirt. He is often seen with a spiked club that he uses.
Minotaurus- One of the Jailer Beasts.
A large yellow koala in pants. He has cutesy eyes, large lips, and a runny nose like every other Jailer Beast. He wields three spiked knuckles in his hands. Carried alongside his side, is a bag full of eucalyptus leaves that he eats. He wears pants having the former Japanese Imperial Navy flag represented on them.
Minokoala- One of the Jailer Beasts.
A large bipedal blue Indian rhino in beige overalls. He has cutesy eyes, large lips, and a runny nose. He wields two spiked clubs.
Minorhinoceros- One of the Jailer Beasts.
A large bipedal zebra with a human abdomen, in pants. He has a runny nose and large lips like every other Jailer Beast. Also, he has long pink elegant hair. Unlike the others, He has bored-looking eyes instead of cutesy ones. He wields a long spiked mace.
Minozebra- One of the Jailer Beasts.
A giant bipedal chihuahua with small eyes, a runny nose, and wearing blue shorts. Unlike the other guards, he is clothed on his upper body and wears a pink tangzhuang. He also wears a chain wrapped around the left hip of his shorts, headphones around his neck, and spiked bracelets.
Minochihuahua- One of the Jailer Beasts.
And a large masked gorilla-like beast with a skull painted on where its face should be. It wielded a double-sided battle-ax. It has a blue cloak with dark blue fur, the black skull mark on the face is white on the "skull nose" and yellow on the eyes, and appears to have yellow flat somewhat cubed hands and feet. It wore spiked shoulder pauldrons and a silver belt with a skull pattern.
Head Blue Gorilla- Leader of Blue Gorillas at Impel Down.
"Do you know what Imu did to me?" asked Vivi.
"Oh, that...Anything that the offspring of Lord Imu does is justified even if it is evil in the hands of others. Enough talk...Die...," he said as the six rushed ahead.
Suddenly the six were all separated and rearranged as Law landed in front of them.
"Then am I evil too for being a D?," asked Law.
"Law!," Brook shouted.
"Thank you!" Vivi shouted.
"I commend you...Jailer Beasts are Awakened to their instincts at the cost of their minds to make them more like docile idiots, but the next stage is to awaken their inherent savagery to make them utterly barbaric and vastly more powerful- WILD.," Myōō- said as he clapped his hands.
"I don't think that they'll be-," Law said before being thwacked several kilometers away by the Minotaurus who had somehow managed to put itself together as did the others.
Brook and Vivi looked in shock before Law managed to summon a rift in time to teleport him back to his initial location.
"What is that?," asked Law as he and the others saw the six beasts emerge into vastly different forms.
Metis' Fight
Metis faced off against the imposingly tall and well-proportioned man with a wild mane of silver hair with a black coat draped over his Fleet Admiral uniform that had a black color motif. He wore a white ram skull over his head with a black facial mark, making it look like he had a ram's skull for a head.
"Kuroyagi"- Murasame Ushioni- The Original Fleet Admiral/One of the Ten Sages.
"I have this fight! Who are you?!," Sakazuki demanded.
"I would back down sir! If he's anything like the original! He's bound to be-," said a large man wearing a double-breasted suit, dress shirt, and a tie, with a Marine jacket draped loosely over his shoulders like a cape. His suit, in particular, is dark green in color. He wears a light red shirt underneath, with a darker red tie. He appeared to be a muscular, bipedal dalmatian-human hybrid due to being seemingly perpetually in his Zoan Hybrid state. The top part of his head from his nose up and his arms and legs are that of a dalmatian: a white dog with black spots all over the body. He also has a long tail. However, the bottom half of his face is human with a blond beard.
"Dogmatic Dalmatian"- Vice Admiral.
Suddenly, Ushioni grabbed Sakazuki's face and proceeded to slam him back and forth until he got bored and tossed him away like a broken toy without saying a word while breathing with visible smoke coming out of his mask with his skull eyeholes showing red glowing dots.
"Fleet Admiral!," shouted Dalmatian as he rushed towards him.
Everyone briefly stopped to focus on Kuroyagi right after he did it or rather, the massive meteor-sized craters he created upon using the current fleet Admiral like a ragdoll.
Metis proceeded to summon several
A young woman with very curly light green hair which is mostly partitioned into two sections and purple eyes and freckles on her face. She wears a frilly white top with green sleeves that exposes her midriff and has a necktie whose design is based on Tokyo Tower. She wears a large skirt with green and white stripes that has a large number of black frills lining the bottom and wears green tights as well as green heels. She wears two bows, both of which are orange on the right side and have yellow and green stripes on the left. One bow is on the top of her head, while the other is on the back of her skirt. She suddenly was re-dressed in a Sarcoline-colored Priestess outfit with various joke motifs
Ann- Diva- Avatar of Momus.
"Umm...What am I supposed to say...Oh yeah!... Who the heck are you to interrupt my concert!," she shouted.
A goth-looking pale-white skinned, buxom teen girl with eggplant-colored hair that reaches the upper back with two wing-like tufts on the sides of the head, dark-eye-shadow heterochromia with a left black iris and a silver right iris, and black lipstick on the lower lip. She wears a black short jacket with a hood that reveals her midriff and a short skirt leading into black-white striped socks. The middle of both attire had a half skull and half clown Jolly Roger with the clown half having pink wings as crossbones and the skull half having dark bat wings. Her attire was changed to that of a wenge-colored Priestess outfit with various dream motifs.
Crusoe Jezel- Sister of Crusoe Robin/First Mate of the Crew- Avatar of Morpheus.
"So I'm one of them huh, sis?" pondered the woman as she looked around.
A tall woman with shoulder-length black hair and grey iris eyes. She keeps her head wrapped in bandages, exposing only her eyes. She wears a white lab coat with no undershirt open loose enough to expose her midriff with black pants with gray sandals. She had brown belts on the upper portions of her upper arms. She was suddenly dressed in an amaranth-colored Priesrass outfit with various violent imagery motifs while retaining her bandaged look.
Phoenix-Marshall-Rocks D. Fluffy- Second in Command of the Defunked SSG Project/Avatar of Nemesis.
"Is that Dr. Fluffle?," asked a random Captain.
"Fascinating.," said the woman before looking to see Muffy and Luffy.
A slim woman with long light purple hair, tied in a chignon, and blue eyes. She wore a white long-sleeved shirt, black pants, and brown shoes. She suddenly was wearing a baby-blue-colored Priestess outfit with gambling motifs.
Carina- Former Thief- Avatar of Tyche.
"Umm, what's going on?" she asked.
A young woman with short vermilion hair, brown eyes, a bandaid on her left cheek, and a burn scar on the back of her hand. She typically wears a Marine uniform with a collared, buttoned shirt, a tie, brown gloves, shorts, and heeled boots. On her shoulders, she wears the standard Marine coat with the kanji of "Justice" on the back. She suddenly was wearing a jasper Priestess outfit with Justice symbol motifs.
Isuka- Former Marine Ensign- Avatar of Justitia.
"What is this?" she asked.
Kalifa showed up to her confusion wearing the Priestess outfit, but with a Belize color scheme with a water bubble theme motif.
"This is harassment of the highest category.," she noted as she pushed her glasses.
Kalifa- SHIELD 0 Agent- Avatar of Amphitrite.
A girl with long, wavy blonde hair with a red bow on top, large red eyes, and frequently shows her teeth in her expressions. She wears a purple dress, black leggings, and white high heels. The left side of her dress bears the symbol of the island of Alcheme. She was aged up and suddenly wore a razzmatazz-colored Priestess outfit with dawning sun motifs.
Myskina Olfa- Young Alchemist- Avatar of Eos-Harmonia.
"Fuck yeah! I have tits!" shouted the girl as she fondled her own bosom.
An owl Avian with long silver hair, black beak, yellow sclera with black irises, dressed in a monochrome, long-sleeved blouse exposing her midriff with a monochrome long skirt with monochrome stockings leading into her feet. She suddenly was wearing a caput mortuum Priestess outfit with death motifs.
Grey Striga- Daughter of Gray Abe- Avatar of Thanatos.
"Oh dear...," she said as she rubbed her right hand against her right cheek.
And a blue-eyed Tyrannosaur Zoician baby girl with long red hair in a red bundle. She was aged up into a teenage Zoician with a tyrannosaur head with a curvaceous, hour-glass body, wearing a fallow Priestess outfit with war motifs.
Sue- Daughter of Tew's Top Zoician Chef- Avatar of Enyo.
"I...can...talk...," said the Zoiccian
"All of the Protogenoi on Terra...Oh, you are in so much trouble young...hic...lady!" said a voice from the moon as a lightning bolt landed and four figures appeared on the ground.
"Oh, we finally get a confirmation.," said Minerva's voice in the distance.
"That's...," said Nami.
Suddenly, Gargoyle landed on the battlefield to the shock of everyone.
Fluffy crouched down and proceeded to fly up to Luffy's location.
Lodestar
The mysterious figure saw Mammon arrive.
"You seem a little worse for wear.," mocked the elder.
Suddenly the island shook violently as the inhabitants proceeded to fly away on leathery wings carrying the obscured man's allies.
Both Mammon and the main leaped off the island as it proceeded to land on a construction site for a potential Noble project for a casino, destroying it and leaving the island intact with its relics intact. The mysterious figure flew towards Luffy.
Mammon noticed something in Pangea Castle and focused his efforts there as he flew towards it.
The island broke a fissure as a set of two red iris eyes appeared in the crevasse.
Pirate Island
Blackbeard smiled as he and his allies proceeded to leap off the island onto the battlefield as it proceeded to land on a site dedicated to honoring Charlos, destroying the gaudy statue and leaving the island intact. Within the island, several eyes glowed.
Blackbeard flew to Luffy's location.
Luffy's Fight
Luffy and the others were either dodging or occasionally delaying the Angels with paralyzing moves while Psyche and Mare held them off.
"All that boasting and you dodge because Angels one-shot Devils.," Crocodile mocked.
"Damn, they're tough!," complained Kid.
"To think a Fallen Angell and a Dragon would be fighting Angels. How apocalyptic.," Robin said.
"They're as tough as they were back then.," said Garp.
"If only there were a way to bypass it.," said Dragon.
"I'm seeing Haki or your sand working!," Moria complained.
Daemon muttered something, which Dragon took notice of.
"Damn, it must've been a lucky shot last time...," Luffy said before seeing some familiar faces.
Luffy then saw a well-proportioned man with a gray-buzzcut, a stubble mustache, and a stubble beard, dressed in a black business suit with a white coat draped over his shoulders with an archaic blue version of the World Government symbol on the back. He was accompanied by a set of intimidating-looking knights with the insignia of Vira- a golden crown over a smiling demon.
"Mathematician Magician"- Plat D. Virtuoso- True Leader of the Ten Sages/True World Government Commander-In-Chief.
"Ace?...," asked Luffy as he paused.
Blackbeard, Fluffy, and the mysterious figure flew towards Luffy's location.
Next Chapter: Good, Bad, and the Evil
Author Notes: This chapter is very long, setting up the fights between all of the major characters. Byakuō has Yokai at his disposal, David using Weasels, Ezekiel using Primates, Darwin has an entire agency with various motifs to spies, intel, and holy themes, Abraham has a plant theme, Myōō has a Beast set of warriors, Ruth has a Bird army, Virtuoso has Vira Knight backup and so far Kuroyagi and Mammon are independent.
Madara is essentially Kaku on steroids if he ever got the Queen power, but not a cyborg. And Yoru is what Fukuro should've been as a silent assassin.
Automaton Zoan are introduced to add more spice to the narrative and creative ideas for transformations.
I brought back the Jailer Beasts to introduce the Berserker power of Zoan to give them a power boost.