p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera pans over the waters of Borneo, a small Island off the coast of southeast Asia. A voiceover is heard as a group of 16 people walk through a small fishing village./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanspanBorneo, an Island with a booming fishing community, exciting wildlife, and the new home to the new social experiment: Survivor. Here we have stranded 16 every day people, ranging from a Stay At Home mother, to a Samurai Barber. These 16 contestants have signed up to live by themselves, competing for resources and immunity, before ultimately one is crowned the Sole Survivor. 16 people, 39 days, One. Survivor."/span/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The Camera cuts to the first person in the line of contestants, a Large, Stocky green ogre. The camera then moves to this ogre sitting on the beach, looking at the camera. The chyron underneath reads "Shrek- Swamp Owner"br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I Live a very solitary life already, so this little experience won't be too much of an issue for me. I ain't a quitter, I own my own bit of land, have three children, and a beautiful wife by my side in life, so winning this money would help out my financial situation a ton."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The camera moves a couple people down, focusing on a teenager wearing a green shirt, tall and lanky. The camera cuts back to the beach, this time the teenager in focus. The chyron reads "Shaggy- Mystery Solver"br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm, like, scared of everything man. Scared of bugs. Scared of the dark. Scared of my own shadow even. But, like, I'm full of spirit. Wait there's not gonna be any spirits here right?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera moves a few paces down until it lands on another teenager, this time a girl with a devil headband on and a blue dress. The chyron reads "Star- Princess"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI'm a princess, but that doesn't mean I won't kick your butt! I come from another planet named Mewni, so these Earth reality shows really excite me!"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera moves once again, landing on a tall man, balding, mid 40's. The chyron reads "Trevor-Entrepreneur"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI know I can survive the wild, and if these people are as dumb as they look then I already have the check in hand."/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The groups continue walking, eventually stopping before a boat. The boat lets everyone on, and we get to see our host. He smiles at the camera. "Hello everyone! I'm Jeff Probst, and welcome to Survivor!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"br /The group cheers and Jeff lets out a cheer of his own. "Welcome to the monumental first season! You 16 were hand selected by thousands of applicants, so I'm very excited to have you all here. Woman with the red hair, what's your name?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera pans over to a woman in her early 40s, with red hair and a green blouse. She smiles at Jeff. "Lois!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff nods. "Lois, how does it feel to be out here, away from your kids and family?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Lois lets out a laugh. "It feels a lot better than you think. I'm out here to prove I'm a cool mom, and that I have what it takes to do this."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff nods again and turns to someone else, eyeing a skinny Chinese boy. "What's your name?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The boy lets out a cocky grin and twirls a pair of scissors. "I am the greatest hairdresser on Chicken Island, and 17,369 on the Killer Rankings. You can call me Seven"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"A couple of people around him let out laughs, and Jeff lets out a chuckle as well. "Well, Seven it seems you already have a few fans. You, in the Lab Coat, what's your name?"br /br /An older man lets out a belch and looks around him. He frowns. "None of these other losers are wearing a lab coat so I guess you're talking to me. Rick."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff looks at the rest of the crowd. "Rick making a bold choice calling you losers, how does that make you feel, you, Skeleton."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"A tall Skeleton lets out a chuckle. "Name is Papyrus, and All it does is paint a target on his back, Jeff."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Rick flips the bird at him, which causes a few other contestants to gasp and a few others to chuckle. Jeff lets out a laugh. "You guys are a fun group. Let's get you guys sorted into teams. When I call your name, come up, grab your buff, and put it on. Star, Lois, Korrina, Rainbow, Hank, Shaggy, Seven, Wallace. Dressed in Red, you will be known as the Pagong tribe. Papyrus, Rick, Trevor, Shrek, Rin, Heather, Tracer, and Kelly. Dressed in Yellow, you will be known as the Tagi tribe. Are you guys ready to get to your camps?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The contestants, minus Rick, let out a cheer. Jeff lets out a nod and smiles. "That's what I like to hear. Pagong, you'll get on this raft and head North, Tagi you'll get on the other raft and head South. Once you reach your camps it will be getting close to nighttime, so I'd hurry and get that shelter built."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"With this final speech, the teams rushed to their respective raft, a small raft, only about 4 people could fit on the raft, so 4 had to be in the water pushing it. Pagong had decided that Lois, Star, Hank, and Wallace were on the raft, with Korrina, Rainbow, Shaggy, and Seven swimming for the team./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"It cuts to a confessional shot of Wallace, buff around his head like a headband. His shirt was already off, and he was leaning back against a log./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI hate camping. I hate bugs. So why would I come on this show? Simple answer. Money. I need the money. I'm not afraid to flirt with my competition to get it. Looking at our team, on the guys' side we have myself, Hank, Shaggy, and Seven. What a weird name…"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera then shifts to a confessional shot of Lois, who lets out a small frown. She was wearing her buff like a shirt, covering her top half./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I like this team but… Wallace should have been in the water instead of Seven. That kid can't swim to save his life. But he seems like a smart guy. I'm gonna need to have a small talk with him."br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"On the pagong raft, Papyrus, Rick, Shrek, and Rin were on the raft, while Trevor, Heather, Tracer, and Kelly were in the /br /The confessional cuts to Kelly, with the buff around her upper half as well./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI have experience in the water already, I'm a River Guide. It seemed only natural that I was in the water, but having three guys sitting on the raft while three girls were in the water seemed unfair. I understand Papyrus, It would be sort of… weird for him to get wet. But Rick is still pretty fit, and Shrek would for sure be a power house."/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The next confessional shot lands on Rin, who is seen looking around in disgust. Her buff was made up into a hair /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"This… is not what I thought I signed up for. I thought this was a dating style show, but if I have to keep… ugh… roughing it… I might as well be comfortable while doing it."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Each team eventually makes it to their individual camps, stocked with supplies needed for Survival, as well as each contestant's personal items that they decided to bring from home. Once Pagong got to their beach, Shaggy, Hank, Korrina, and Rainbow dragged the raft up to the camp, and everyone got around to introducing themselves./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The first one to speak up was Hank, and he looked at everyone with a smile. His buff was resting on his /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"Well Howdy everyone, my name is Hank Hill, I sell propane and propane accessories in my hometown of Arlen, Texas. I have one son, and I'm pleased as punch to meet each of you. Wish we could crack out the beer."br /br /A small crowd chuckles, as Korrina is next to speak. Her buff was in her hair tie, and she excitedly bounces up and /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm so pumped to meet each of you! My name is Korrina, and I'm the Fighting Gym Leader in the Kalos region! I'm leaving behind my pokemon for this, so I really hope they're okay."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"Hank tilts his head. "Pokemans?"br /br /Korrina nods. "Yep, Pokemon. I… don't know what region Texas is though." She seems equally confused./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The next person to speak up was Seven, giving everyone a smirk. His buff was also wrapped around his wrist./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanspanI'm from Chicken Island, and my name is Seven. I am the best barber around!"/span/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Wallace decides to speak up. "What was that about being on the Killer Rankings earlier?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Seven looks at him. "Well where I come from there's not many jobs, so assassination is sort of the go-to. But uh… don't worry, I have a 0% success rate."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Wallace just shakes his head. "Well my name is Wallace Wells, and I'm a… Telemarketer."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The confessional cuts back to /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm not gonna reveal anything about myself to these guys. I'm here for money. Not friends."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"Lois decides to speak up next, and she lets out a soft smile to /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"My name is Lois Griffin, I'm a mother of three from Quahog, Rhode Island. My three kids are… all amazing… in their own way." She lets out a soft chuckle./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"End of part One/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanspanBorneo, an Island with a booming fishing community, exciting wildlife, and the new home to the new social experiment: Survivor. Here we have stranded 16 every day people, ranging from a Stay At Home mother, to a Samurai Barber. These 16 contestants have signed up to live by themselves, competing for resources and immunity, before ultimately one is crowned the Sole Survivor. 16 people, 39 days, One. Survivor."/span/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The Camera cuts to the first person in the line of contestants, a Large, Stocky green ogre. The camera then moves to this ogre sitting on the beach, looking at the camera. The chyron underneath reads "Shrek- Swamp Owner"br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I Live a very solitary life already, so this little experience won't be too much of an issue for me. I ain't a quitter, I own my own bit of land, have three children, and a beautiful wife by my side in life, so winning this money would help out my financial situation a ton."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The camera moves a couple people down, focusing on a teenager wearing a green shirt, tall and lanky. The camera cuts back to the beach, this time the teenager in focus. The chyron reads "Shaggy- Mystery Solver"br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm, like, scared of everything man. Scared of bugs. Scared of the dark. Scared of my own shadow even. But, like, I'm full of spirit. Wait there's not gonna be any spirits here right?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera moves a few paces down until it lands on another teenager, this time a girl with a devil headband on and a blue dress. The chyron reads "Star- Princess"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI'm a princess, but that doesn't mean I won't kick your butt! I come from another planet named Mewni, so these Earth reality shows really excite me!"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera moves once again, landing on a tall man, balding, mid 40's. The chyron reads "Trevor-Entrepreneur"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI know I can survive the wild, and if these people are as dumb as they look then I already have the check in hand."/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The groups continue walking, eventually stopping before a boat. The boat lets everyone on, and we get to see our host. He smiles at the camera. "Hello everyone! I'm Jeff Probst, and welcome to Survivor!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"br /The group cheers and Jeff lets out a cheer of his own. "Welcome to the monumental first season! You 16 were hand selected by thousands of applicants, so I'm very excited to have you all here. Woman with the red hair, what's your name?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera pans over to a woman in her early 40s, with red hair and a green blouse. She smiles at Jeff. "Lois!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff nods. "Lois, how does it feel to be out here, away from your kids and family?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Lois lets out a laugh. "It feels a lot better than you think. I'm out here to prove I'm a cool mom, and that I have what it takes to do this."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff nods again and turns to someone else, eyeing a skinny Chinese boy. "What's your name?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The boy lets out a cocky grin and twirls a pair of scissors. "I am the greatest hairdresser on Chicken Island, and 17,369 on the Killer Rankings. You can call me Seven"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"A couple of people around him let out laughs, and Jeff lets out a chuckle as well. "Well, Seven it seems you already have a few fans. You, in the Lab Coat, what's your name?"br /br /An older man lets out a belch and looks around him. He frowns. "None of these other losers are wearing a lab coat so I guess you're talking to me. Rick."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Jeff looks at the rest of the crowd. "Rick making a bold choice calling you losers, how does that make you feel, you, Skeleton."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"A tall Skeleton lets out a chuckle. "Name is Papyrus, and All it does is paint a target on his back, Jeff."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Rick flips the bird at him, which causes a few other contestants to gasp and a few others to chuckle. Jeff lets out a laugh. "You guys are a fun group. Let's get you guys sorted into teams. When I call your name, come up, grab your buff, and put it on. Star, Lois, Korrina, Rainbow, Hank, Shaggy, Seven, Wallace. Dressed in Red, you will be known as the Pagong tribe. Papyrus, Rick, Trevor, Shrek, Rin, Heather, Tracer, and Kelly. Dressed in Yellow, you will be known as the Tagi tribe. Are you guys ready to get to your camps?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The contestants, minus Rick, let out a cheer. Jeff lets out a nod and smiles. "That's what I like to hear. Pagong, you'll get on this raft and head North, Tagi you'll get on the other raft and head South. Once you reach your camps it will be getting close to nighttime, so I'd hurry and get that shelter built."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"With this final speech, the teams rushed to their respective raft, a small raft, only about 4 people could fit on the raft, so 4 had to be in the water pushing it. Pagong had decided that Lois, Star, Hank, and Wallace were on the raft, with Korrina, Rainbow, Shaggy, and Seven swimming for the team./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"It cuts to a confessional shot of Wallace, buff around his head like a headband. His shirt was already off, and he was leaning back against a log./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI hate camping. I hate bugs. So why would I come on this show? Simple answer. Money. I need the money. I'm not afraid to flirt with my competition to get it. Looking at our team, on the guys' side we have myself, Hank, Shaggy, and Seven. What a weird name…"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The camera then shifts to a confessional shot of Lois, who lets out a small frown. She was wearing her buff like a shirt, covering her top half./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I like this team but… Wallace should have been in the water instead of Seven. That kid can't swim to save his life. But he seems like a smart guy. I'm gonna need to have a small talk with him."br /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"On the pagong raft, Papyrus, Rick, Shrek, and Rin were on the raft, while Trevor, Heather, Tracer, and Kelly were in the /br /The confessional cuts to Kelly, with the buff around her upper half as well./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanI have experience in the water already, I'm a River Guide. It seemed only natural that I was in the water, but having three guys sitting on the raft while three girls were in the water seemed unfair. I understand Papyrus, It would be sort of… weird for him to get wet. But Rick is still pretty fit, and Shrek would for sure be a power house."/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The next confessional shot lands on Rin, who is seen looking around in disgust. Her buff was made up into a hair /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"This… is not what I thought I signed up for. I thought this was a dating style show, but if I have to keep… ugh… roughing it… I might as well be comfortable while doing it."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Each team eventually makes it to their individual camps, stocked with supplies needed for Survival, as well as each contestant's personal items that they decided to bring from home. Once Pagong got to their beach, Shaggy, Hank, Korrina, and Rainbow dragged the raft up to the camp, and everyone got around to introducing themselves./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The first one to speak up was Hank, and he looked at everyone with a smile. His buff was resting on his /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"Well Howdy everyone, my name is Hank Hill, I sell propane and propane accessories in my hometown of Arlen, Texas. I have one son, and I'm pleased as punch to meet each of you. Wish we could crack out the beer."br /br /A small crowd chuckles, as Korrina is next to speak. Her buff was in her hair tie, and she excitedly bounces up and /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm so pumped to meet each of you! My name is Korrina, and I'm the Fighting Gym Leader in the Kalos region! I'm leaving behind my pokemon for this, so I really hope they're okay."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"Hank tilts his head. "Pokemans?"br /br /Korrina nods. "Yep, Pokemon. I… don't know what region Texas is though." She seems equally confused./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"The next person to speak up was Seven, giving everyone a smirk. His buff was also wrapped around his wrist./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""spanspanI'm from Chicken Island, and my name is Seven. I am the best barber around!"/span/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Wallace decides to speak up. "What was that about being on the Killer Rankings earlier?"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Seven looks at him. "Well where I come from there's not many jobs, so assassination is sort of the go-to. But uh… don't worry, I have a 0% success rate."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"Wallace just shakes his head. "Well my name is Wallace Wells, and I'm a… Telemarketer."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"The confessional cuts back to /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"I'm not gonna reveal anything about myself to these guys. I'm here for money. Not friends."/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 138%;"span style="font-variant: normal;"Lois decides to speak up next, and she lets out a soft smile to /br /spanspan style="font-variant: normal;""/spanspan style="font-variant: normal;"My name is Lois Griffin, I'm a mother of three from Quahog, Rhode Island. My three kids are… all amazing… in their own way." She lets out a soft chuckle./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 138%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;"End of part One/span/p