Incorrect quotes #1 Ft. Afton Family and Mao

Chris: "Date someone who will drag you outside at three am to look at the sky."

Mao: "If anyone I mean anyone, wakes me up at three am to go look at the sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life."

Incorrect quotes #2

William, facing the wall: "I've been expecting you, Mao."

Mao: "How did you do that without looking?"

William: "The last 5 people I did that to weren't you."

Mao: "I knew it."

Incorrect quotes #3

Mao, pointing: "Can I sit there?"

Michael: "That's my lap-"

Mao: "That doesn't answer my question, Michael."

Incorrect quotes #4

Michael and Chris fighting over Mao's attention.

William: "We have to find a way to distract these guys."

Clara: "Centaurs have six legs therefore are insects. Discuss."

Mao: "What the fu-"

Incorrect quotes #5

Michael, cooking: "Hmm.. I think we're missing something."

Simon: "Teamwork?"

Freddy: "Cohesion?"

Jace: "A general sense of what we're doing?"

Incorrect quotes #6

Mao telling SB characters "I love you"

Montgomery (AKA Alligator with anger issues): "Aw thanks!"

Freddy: "I think you are a great friend as well."

Mao, now upset because he was friendzoned.

Chica: "Why is Mao sad?"

Oops-

Chica being dramatic: "I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Roxy: "Sounds fake but okay."

Mao sticks up his middle finger:

Roxy: "I mean.."

Mao: "..I take it back."

Vannessa (Vanny?): "T-Thanks.."

Gregory: "I love you too big bro!"

Mao: "FREDDY I'M KIDNAPPING GREGORY!"

Freddy: "WHAT? NO! GREGORY!"

Incorrect quotes #7

Mao: "Reactions to getting stabbed with a knife?"

Chris: "Rude."

Michael: "I believe that's fair."

William: "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS TIME!"

Clara: "Are you gonna need this?"

Incorrect quotes #8

Clara: "Are you sure it's safe to let those animatronics keep Mao?"

William: "Why don't you ask the missing children?"

Michael: "I knew it."

Clara: "WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE!"

William: "We've been divorced for 6 years."

Incorrect quotes #9

(FNAF1) Freddy: shouting

Chica: Shouting louder to assert domincance

Foxy trying to kidnap Mao in peace.

Bonnie: "Shouldn't we stop this?"

Golden Freddy: "No, I'm gonna go stop Foxy from kidnapping my boyfriend."

Toy Bonnie: "I wanna see who wins."

Incorrect quotes #10

Michael: "Apologized to father."

Mao: "Nah, I like seeing him sulk."

Michael: "You sprayed him with a water bottle and made his springlocks go off."

Mao: "Exactly."

Incorrect quotes #11

Clara: "Mao, what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?"

Mao: "I don't know, Love you, Talk to you later."

Clara: "Okay, Love you too, I'll go ask Michael then."

Incorrect quotes #12

Mao: "Croissants: Dropped."

Chris: "Road: Works Ahead."

William: "Barbecue sauce: On my ti-"

Michael: "Shavacado: Fre."

Mao: "Miss Keisha: Dead."

Clara: "Clara: Confused."

Incorrect quotes #13

Clara: "Looking left because you don't treat me right."

William: "Looking right because you left."

Michael: "Looking up because you let me down."

Chris: "Looking down because you messed up."

Mao: "Why are y'all so angsty goddamn."

Michael: "Say the one who was tested on as a kid, abused, raped, bullied, witnessed your dad die in front of you, watched you brother get hit by a car, saw you mother hang herself in front of you, and currently going to therapy."

Mao: "I-"

Incorrect quotes for y'all.