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(Summary: Another Spider-Man and Avengers Text Fic, but this one is a slight AU, and there are more Asgardians and Heimdal still wants cake. Warning: Loki.)
Spider-Man Created a New Group Chat (SMCNGC)
(Hi everyone! So this may become a permanent thing…..Since we got two new people and several new chats in Chapter 18, I figured that I should give everyone another reminder of who everyone who has ever shown up in this fic is and what chats they are part of if any!
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Protection Squad/ Completely Insane Overprotective Freaks
Iron-Dad- Tony Stark, fiancé of Pepper Potts/ Iron Man
Rocket Rhodey- Colonel James Rhodes/ War Machine
Trixter Prince- Prince Loki Odinson of Asgard, adopted brother of Thor/ "Ice Mage" (Ice Mage is a name created by the fanfic author and not a trademark of Marvel)
Electric Hammer- Prince Thor Odinson Of Asgard, brother of Loki
Spicy CEO- Virginia "Pepper" Potts, fiancé of Tony Stark/ CEO of Stark Industries
Shurli Temple- Princess Shuri of Wakanda, T'Challa's/ Black Panther's Sister
Panther King- King T'Challa of Wakanda/ Black Panther, Shuri's Brother
Dr. Hulk- Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk
Strange Magic- Dr. Stephen Strange/ The Sorcerer Supreme for the Masters of the Mystic Arts
Maximagic- Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch
20/20 Vizzion- Vision
Snowy Warrior- James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes/ The Winter Soldier
Captain DeMOMcracy- Steve Rogers/ Captain America
Widow Spider- Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow
Vent Feathers- Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
Super Wings- Sam Wilson/ Falcon
Hopeful Insect- Hope Van Dyne/ The Wasp
Spectacular Spector- Ava Starr/ Ghost
Antsy-Man- Scott Lang/ Ant Man
Spider-Son- Peter Benjamin Parker/ Spider-Man
JARVIS- Just A Rather Very Intelligent System/ Tony's Artificial Intelligence (AI) that he created and named after his family's old butler before HYDRA forced Bucky to kill Howard and Maria Stark (Yeah that's a lot to unpack)
FRIDAY- Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth/ Tony's AI that he created and which filled in after JARVIS was supposedly eliminated by Ultron
KAREN- Peter Parker's/ Spider-Man's AI, also created by Tony Stark, but named by Peter Parker/ Spider-Man
Spidey Tech Support Squad
G.I.T.C (Guy In The Chair)- Ned Leeds, Peter Parker's/ Spider-Man's best friend.
Spider-Son
Shurli Temple
FRIDAY
KAREN
JARVIS
Ice Cream Triad
Trixter Prince
Snowy Warrior
Captain DeMOMcracy
Sassy Assassins
Widow Spider
Snowy Warrior
Spectacular Spector
Vent Feathers
A.I.D.E.N/ Artificial Intelligence Discussion Engagement Notifications
JARVIS
FRIDAY
KAREN
20/20 Vizzion
Asgard Defense Squad
Robin Hood- Fandral
Gate Guardian- Heimdal
Valkeyring- Brunnhilde/Valkyrie
Asgardian Mulan- Lady Sif
Quiet Wisdom- Hogan
Snack Pack- Volstagg
Electric Hammer
Trixter Prince
The Silver Trio
Maximagic
Strange Magic
Trixter Prince
Meme Quartet
Spider-Son
Snowy Warrior
Trixter Prince
Shurli Temple
Queen And Sons
Electric Hammer
Trixter Prince
Queen Frigga- Queen Frigga of Asgard, Mother of Thor and Loki, Husband of Odin
Gamora The Green Space Assassin- Gamora, Daughter of */$($#*
Nick Fury- Nick Fury, Director of SHIELD
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Ok so I hope that cleared up any confusion about the names! I'll probably update that list again at some point! Now on with the story!)
(Yes yes I've kept you in suspense for way too long! Anyway here's the next chapter!)
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Spider-Man Created a New Group Chat (SMCNGC)
Chapter 22: The Abduction of Loki, Part 1
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Protection Squad
Spicy CEO: OH MY GOODNESS NO! SOMEONE KIDNAPPED LOKI!?
Super Wings: WHAT!? HOW!?
Electric Hammer: I…. I found Loki's helmet, his phone, his ID card, and a very specific dagger left abandoned in the hallway. Ever since we were kids Loki and I have had a secret code in place involving that dagger. It is actually a set of four, but Loki only ever carries one at a time. Loki unfortunately didn't have any of those daggers with him or in his pocket dimensions the day he fell from the bifrost bridge. Each dagger in the set is a different color. When Loki had that dagger newly forged, it's metal was mixed with a rare compound that makes the metal appear red. Our code was thus. If Loki were ever to leave behind that red dagger and I or one of our parents find it but don't find Loki, that means Loki lost a fight and was captured by his attackers. It's a silent distress signal. I never even knew that Loki took that dagger back again, but I remember it's meaning. I have a similar code in place with him to indicate the same for me. I also found blood on the floor. Loki fought someone and lost! Whoever defeated him must have taken Loki with them! Some fiend ABDUCTED MY LITTLE BROTHER!
Vent Feathers: WHO DID THIS!? WHO WOULD DARE TO DO THIS!? I'LL KILL THEM I TELL YOU!
Antsy-Man: THEY HAD NO RIGHT!
Shurli Temple: WHOEVER TOOK LOKI IS GOING TO DIE! T'CHALLA CALL O'KOYE! TELL HER TO FIRE UP MY SATELLITE TRACKING SYSTEM!
Panther King: No good Shuri. The minute Thor said Loki was taken I did just that. Your system is blocked to Loki's watch signal, if he still has it on. Believe me though when I say that I would LOVE to sink my claws into the monsters that abducted Loki!
Strange Magic: Ohhh this makes me ANGRY… AT MYSELF! HE'S MY FRIEND! I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH LOKI! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO KNOW WHEN HE'S IN DANGER! I… I've failed him!
Electric Hammer. Oh Strange…. I know EXACTLY how you feel. I can't believe I've failed to protect my brother again!
Captain DeMOMcracy: Ok everyone STOP! We need to find a safe place to actually talk about this instead of texting!
Spectacular Spector: NO! DON'T SAY ANYTHING OUT LOUD! There could be spies and bugs everywhere! We can't risk revealing our plans to the enemy!
Iron-Dad: Ava's right. Peter and I coded this chat app so that external cameras can't read our phone screens or pick up on any audio coming from the program when the app is active. It's the safest communication option fo
Iron-Dad: Wait a minute WHERE'S PETER!? HE NEVER CAME BACK AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH LOKI!
Spider-Son: GGUYS I'M SO SORY I COLDN'T STOPP THEM! *multiple sobbing and broken heart emojis*
Iron-Dad: PETER! OH THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE!
Spider-Son: I'm soo sorryy! I tried tto stop them from taking LLoki but they knoked me out! And I'm sorry about the emojis and my weird words! I knoww we're on a timer crunch but the emojis wre saved to my auto fill suggestions andd I'M NOT DOING WELL!
Widow Spider: Peter дорогой don't worry about that right now. Do whatever you have to in order to calm down, and don't stress about misspellings, but we need you to explain what you meant!
Spider-Son: I wwas with Loki tallking about astronomy on our wway back to you guys because Loki lloves talking about the stars, when suudenlly a bunch of people in black stalth suits dropped through the ceiling and surrounded us! Loki pulled me close and summoned his daggers to protecct me and I I tried to shoot them with my webs bbutt then they shot some kind of acoostic shell thing and it hurt my ears REEAL bad! They kept shooting morre then I started screaming and Loki tried to muffle the noise with magic but then they shot him with some crazy tazzzer thing and it stopped him from using his powers! Loki begged them to stop hurting me and they said they would if he gave himself up to them and Loki accepted their terms! Loki was crying amd saying he was so sorry and then the badd guys hit me in the back of the head and they shot him with the taser again andd I passed out listening to Loki screaming in pain while they forcefully removed his helmet! When I woke back up I ran into a dark closet so I could calm down my sensory overload. I couldn't stand the light of my phone until now! I just wanna sob and never stop! I WANT LOKI BACK!
20/20 Vizzion: Bucky? Natasha? Where are your spare knives? I would like to borrow them to kill Loki's kidnappers.
Maximagic: OH $*!+ VISION IS ABOUT TO GO FERAL! Wait a minute… I'M about to go feral! Oh well. HEY WHO WANTS TO GO COMMIT RESCUE MURDER!?
Hopeful Insect: What the he11 is rescue murder!?
Maximagic: It's what my brother used to call killing bad people in order to save good people. Now who's in!?
Widow Spider: I'm in!
Snowy Warrior: Not like I haven't done it before!
Vent Feathers: I have a knife you can borrow Vision.
Rocket Rhodey: Um guys? As much as I'd love to agree with you, I think you're upsetting Peter even more than before. Can we wait until he feels better before planning to add more felonies to our records?
20/20 Vizzion: I apologize Peter. We didn't mean to upset you. Along with my own anger, I am feeling the collective rage of JARVIS, FRIDAY, and KAREN through the link we share. It is making me react more violently than usual. I believe the others also picked up on that anger along with THEIR own as well.
Spicy CEO: Oh Peter… We're so sorry! Come here buddy. You need a hug.
Antsy-Man: OH CRUD BRUCE HULKED OUT!
Dr. Hulk: Why is baby Avenger sad!?
Hopeful Insect: Hulk knows how to text!?
Iron-Dad: Sort of? Technically he's using speech to text through the watch. Natasha, does Hulk still have Bruce's Bluetooth earbuds in? Unfortunately Hulk's gonna have to use their mic to respond to texts because his fingers are too big for Banner's cellphone. Hopefully it doesn't give too much away to the bad guys if they're listening.
Widow Spider: Yeah he's got them in.
Dr. Hulk: WHY IS LITTLE SPIDER SAD!? TELL HULK NOW!
Electric Hammer: Peter is distressed because Loki has been coerced into unwillingly absconding away from us.
Dr. Hulk: NO USE COMPLICATED WORDS!
Captain DeMOMcracy: Peter's sad because somebody kidnapped Loki. They injured Loki and took him against his will by threatening Peter's health and safety.
Dr. Hulk: Bad guys hurt puny god!? Bad guys stole him!?
Captain DeMOMcracy: Yeah, and now we need to figure out how to get Loki back because Loki is in a lot of danger.
Spider-Son: Mr. Hulk, PLEASE I'm begging you to help us find Loki! He and Thor are the big brothers I never had! Loki is part of our Avengers family! We can't leave a member of our family behind to suffer!
Dr. Hulk: Hush. No sad now baby spider. Hulk gets it. Puny god Avenger now. Puny god one of us. Bad guys took what doesn't belong to them. Avengers take puny god back from bad guys now. Hulk and Avengers bring puny god home. Then hulk smash bad guys!
Vent Feathers: Oh my goodness…. the hulk is hugging spider-man!
Spider-Son: THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH HULK! Come on everyone! We need to form a rescue plan so we can get Loki back!
Snowy Warrior: Peter's right. Now that Hulk has agreed to help we need to settle down, analyze all of the information we have, and use that to find Loki and bring him home.
Electric Hammer: I agree, but if we're going to do this, we're gonna need some more help. Everyone, get ready to meet my friends from Asgard. Peter. I need to ask you to add the phone number of your friend who provides you with remote tech support to the chat I'm about to create.
Spider-Son: On it Thor!
Spicy CEO: aaaand while all of you are doing that, I have to go address the press, because some of them are still here and now know there's some kind of commotion going on. I may also contact Nick Fury. He needs to know about this.
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Spidey Tech Support Squad
Spider-Son: NED! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! WE HAVE A CODE BLUE IN PROGRESS!
G.I.T.C: You forgot to study for a test again and you need me for an emergency all night cram jam?
Spider-Son: NO Ned that's code orange! Never mind that though! This is a REAL emergency! The Avengers need your help again! Loki's been kidnapped! Thor has specifically asked for your help in finding him! Ned PLEASE! I saw the whole abduction and I'm so scared for Loki!
G.I.T.C: Lord help us. Peter I'm with you all the way.
Spider-Son: Thank you Ned! THANK YOU!
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Electric Hammer has invoked the use of the permanent admin right's advanced menu.
Electric Hammer has used advanced permanent admin rights to select the chats known as "Asgard Defense Squad" and "Protection Squad/ Completely Insane Overprotective Freaks".
Electric Hammer has used advanced permanent admin rights to combine the selected chats into an unnamed combined chat.
Electric Hammer has saved the settings of the original selected chats in the message archives so that they may again be separated from the combined chat if desired.
Electric Hammer has added Queen Frigga to the chat.
Spider-Son has added G.I.T.C to the chat.
Electric Hammer has renamed the combined chat "Rescue Mission Coalition"
Electric Hammer: Everyone, this is Thor. We have a situation at hand. First of all I wish I could have done this under happier circumstances, but I have created an independent combined chat to include everyone on the Avengers chat and the chat that Loki and I hold with our Asgardian friends. I have also added my mother as well as allowed Peter to add one more person who we will need. Here is a quick introduction. Aliases are listed along side real names with a slash mark dividing them.
Electric Hammer:
Midgardians/Earthlings:
G.I.T.C- Ned Leeds, Peter Parker's/ Spider-Man's best friend.
Iron-Dad- Tony Stark/ Iron Man, fiancé of Pepper Potts
Rocket Rhodey- Colonel James Rhodes/ War Machine
Spicy CEO- Virginia "Pepper" Potts, fiancé of Tony Stark and CEO of Stark Industries
Shurli Temple- Princess Shuri of Wakanda, T'Challa's/ Black Panther's Sister
Panther King- King T'Challa of Wakanda/ Black Panther, Shuri's Brother
Dr. Hulk- Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk
Strange Magic- Dr. Stephen Strange/ The Sorcerer Supreme for the Masters of the Mystic Arts
Maximagic- Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch
20/20 Vizzion- Vision
Snowy Warrior- James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes/ The Winter Soldier
Captain DeMOMcracy- Steven "Steve" Grant Rogers/ Captain America
Widow Spider- Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow
Vent Feathers- Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
Super Wings- Sam Wilson/ Falcon
Hopeful Insect- Hope Van Dyne/ The Wasp
Spectacular Spector- Ava Starr/ Ghost
Antsy-Man- Scott Lang/ Ant Man
Spider-Son- Peter Benjamin Parker/ Spider-Man
JARVIS- Just A Rather Very Intelligent System/ Tony's Artificial Intelligence (AI) Unit that he created and named after his family's old butler before HYDRA forced Bucky to kill Tony's Parents (Yeah that's a lot to unpack)
FRIDAY- Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth/ One of Tony's Artificial Intelligence Units which filled in after JARVIS was supposedly eliminated by Ultron (Long Story. We'll explain later.)
KAREN- Peter Parker's/ Spider-Man's AI, also created by Tony Stark, but named by Peter Parker/ Spider-Man
Asgardians:
Robin Hood- Fandral
Gate Guardian- Heimdal
Valkeyring- Brunnhilde/Valkyrie
Asgardian Mulan- Lady Sif
Quiet Wisdom- Hogan
Snack Pack- Volstagg
Queen Frigga- Queen Frigga of Asgard, Mother of Myself and Loki, Husband of Odin
Electric Hammer: Me, Thor
Trixter Prince- Prince Loki Odinson of Asgard, my brother/ "Ice Mage"
Electric Hammer: Before anyone says anything I need to explain the purpose of this chat. I would like to apologize in advance for doing so in such an informal manner as a text message, especially to you Mother.
Electric Hammer: My companions, on this day a wicked crime was committed. The evil organization known as HYDRA has kidnapped the second prince of Asgard. Loki is in terrible danger. We need your help to rescue him.
Queen Frigga: MY SON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!? Thor I'm telling your father, right now! Heimdall you are to began searching for Loki IMMEDIATELY! Lady Sif and the Warriors Three shall prepare to travel to Thor's location on Midgard.
Gate Guardian: RIGHT AWAY YOUR MAJESTY!
Dr. Hulk: Ma'am, we are so SO sorry that you have to go through this, but we promise you that every single person in this chat will do whatever they can to bring Loki home!
Queen Frigga: I know you shall. I must go now! I need to set up my scrying bowl. I'll not loose my son a second time!
Queen Frigga is offline
Asgardian Mulan: No… no No NO! D MNIT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN!
Valkeyring: Wow Sif what's going on with you!?
Asgardian Mulan: Loki vanished again… Loki is missing and we couldn't do anything to stop it again! I never… I never got to tell him that I'm sorry! Getting closer to Loki…. Getting the chance to become a real friend to him… it's made me realize how horribly I treated him! That one time Loki cut my hair off for a prank I reacted so cruelly in response! I hit him, and I told him that he would always be alone! I never told Loki that that's not true! That I see now that he's actually a really amazing person! I never got to tell him that I'm sorry for betraying him when he was on the throne! I never got to tell him that I'm sorry that I haven't shown him the honor and respect he deserves! I never go to say I'm sorry for ANYTHING! I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND!
Snack Pack: Sif is right. She, Hogan, Fandral, Heimdall, and I never really apologized to Loki for everything we did against him following Thor's botched coronation, or anything else before that! We HAVE been terrible friends for a very long time.
Quiet Wisdom: We haven't always been there for Loki the way we should have been. Even after everything he did, we should have been able to remember that we played our own part in Loki's suffering.
Gate Guardian: We did not show Loki the loyalty he had a right to receive.
Robin Hood: We owe Loki a debt… a debt far greater than he ever owed us! I swear by the Norns that even if it should cost my life, I WILL help you Avengers to rescue Loki!
Quiet Wisdom: I second that!
Gate Guardian: I also swear!
Snack Pack: And I as well!
Asgardian Mulan: And so do I! I swear that I will help rescue Loki, and when I do I will go up to him and tell him that I was WRONG! I will tell Loki that he was never nothing, that he has worth, that he deserves to have friends by his side, and that he can be anyone he wants to be! And to show Loki that his feelings should have always mattered more to me than my foolish pride…..
Valkeyring: Wait what are you doing with my Dragonfang!?
Robin Hood: SIF STOP!
Super Wings: Wow wow what is happening!?
Snack Pack: Lady Sif….. Sif just… SHE CHOPPED OFF HER OWN HAIR WITH THE VALKYRIE'S SWORD!
Snowy Warrior: Is that a big deal?
Quiet Wisdom: Sif's hair is one of her greatest points of pride. There are VERY few things she would ever cut it off for.
Electric Hammer: Sif my friend… you have changed. You are not the same person you were before my coronation. It is for the better. I am proud of you.
Asgardian Mulan: Thank you Thor. It is true. I am no longer the same vain and prideful person that I used to be. But I did not change for pride. I changed because I needed to in order to earn my spot as Loki's friend. I should have done this a long time ago. But now is no longer the time for regrets! Now is the time for planning and action! We have a prince to save! Come! We make way for Midgard at once!
Snack Pack: Aye! Let us go forward at once! We shall meet you all shortly!
Robin Hood: I'll be right behind you… as soon as I recover from my shock.
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Iron-Dad: Ummmmm who's the chick on the couch hugging our Baby Spider?
G.I.T.C: Sorry Mr. Tony Stark Sir! That's probably our friend MJ. She goes to school with Peter and I. I accidentally told her that Peter was upset about Loki disappearing, then she told me she already knew that Peter was Spider-Man. She doesn't have time to stay long because she needs to go further upstate for something, but she wanted to help Peter get his head on straight again. Peter texted me saying she walked in the compound without a care in the world and went straight over to him. She then told a flabbergasted Peter that Spider-Man had better go out and kick the kidnappers a$$es and get the god of mischief back, otherwise she would say Spider-Man is a looser. But MJ only calls people she likes losers, so she was actually threatening to compliment him.
Iron-Dad: Ooooookkkkkkkleeeeeyyyy? Well Uh, as long as she helps Peter feel better then I don't see a problem with her. Hey Ted, tell her she's welcome back here with Peter so long as Peter gets permission to bring her over at first. Oh and the same goes for you btw.
G.I.T.C: AWESOME! THANK YOU MR. STARK SIR! Now, let's get back to searching for Loki! I'm hacking all possible traffic cameras coming in and out of the Compound and around it to see if I can catch who took him. I'll let you know what I find!
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Deadpool: HELLOOOOOO AVENGERS AND FRIENDS!
Iron-Dad: What the he11!? ALRIGHT WHO ADDED DEADPOOL!?
Spider-Son: Hey he helped us against Dr. Doom so I figured maybe he could help us again!
Dr. Hulk: Hey, if he helps us find Loki then I won't complain when he shows up.
Deadpool: Besides, I owe you Stark. That little puppy you gave me has made me so much happier than I ever thought I could be.
Widow Spider: You gave Deadpool the last puppy from the HYDRA base mission? That's actually pretty thoughtful of you Tony. I say welcome to Deadpool.
Iron-Dad: You know what? Deadpool, if you help us save Loki, I'll publicly recognize you as an Avenger's ally.
Deadpool: Sounds like a sweet deal! I'm in.
Iron-Dad: Good. Now let's get started. We've got a trickster to find.
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( Hi guys! Sorry for not updating in literally several months to a year. I've been in a bit of an Encanto mood lately and as you may have noticed, I've posted a COMPLETE multi-chapter Encanto story on my AO3 page. I'm actually in the process of writing a new big Encanto story with multiple chapters, but I'm not posting it until I finish it completely so I know I won't bake out on it. I've given it a name though! I'm calling it "To Fly On Wings Of Time" and it's an Encanto AU that will be VERY heavy with elements of the How To Train Your Dragon universe… including dragons. It's probably gonna take a very long time to complete though, so you're gonna have to wait awhile. Anyway I hope you all feel better with this update! I can't tell you when the next one will be, but there will be one eventually!)