Satire: Mom's not around is she?
Mike: Ah. No. I think she went to get dinner.
Satire: Ah. Good. Soooooo, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE PARTYING DOWNTOWN TONIGHT I HAVE TO BE THERE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DAD!
Mike: I remember when I was a kid. Ah. I wasn't five though! But. I'll make some excuse. Here's a 20! But don't tell your mom! She must never know this! At least maybe till after you graduate!
Satire: Your the greatest dad ever dad!
Mike: Which is what your mother must think too! Haha! Go! Have a blast!