All the boys in kindergarten. Recess! About 20 boys in all!

Paul: If we sneak out our parents will just call the cops and bring us home! And probably in a matter of minutes!

Zeneth: Shh. Come here boys! This is the plan! Watch for the perfect time when dad is alone! Make sure mom doesn't know a thing! Dad will let us go!

Lash: But dad will get in trouble so bad with mom when she finds out his lie! And she will!

Zeneth: That's the beauty of being kids! You know that puppy dog face we always do!

Kids: Oh yeah for sure! We get oudda trouble so fast! Ohhh!

Zenith: Mhm. We tell mom it was our fault. Dad was the victim!

Paul: But we'll get grounded.

Satire: Pftt! Oh we'll get grounded no matter!

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Paul: Daaad!

Aaron: What is it son?

Paul: There's a party with all the kids in class down at the beach. I won't be home till 3 in the morn'. Can I go? You know! Unless you want me to not have any friends dad!

Aaron: Sigh! You know what your mom would say. I guess you can go. But remember! Don't tell your mom!

Paul: Way ahead of you dad! Gone!

Aaron: Ok. Wait. What!?