Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K. My Harry embraced his Naughty side. To be honest, I did not plan to go that much in detail,

it just kind of happened. Meh, this is M rated, and he is not even shagging them. He needs to be a bit older for that. Oh, right, for free as always.

Previous:

I complained: "And there they go! After they got off, they left me with Little Dude standing straight." Nimmy's voice came from the door: "I left the bottle, and you have magic hands, use them."

Son of a bitch! Wait until I am Lord Potter of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter, and the one from Black too!

5 Gringotts.

The next morning after breakfast, we took a portkey to Diagon Alley, I still can't arrive standing up. So landing on my belly in front of Susan made a dent in my dignity. Especially when she said: "So there are things Heir Potter is not good at. That is a relief, it puts you back to us normal people you know."

I groaned: "I hate wizarding travel. Oh, I'll put my glasses on now, Nimmy, you too."

Susan was puzzled: "Do you need to wear glasses?"

I chuckled and showed to her: "These are mirrored glasses, I stole the idea from the muggles, they have fancy sunglasses that reflect everything like a mirror, so nobody can read my mind. I prepared some for Hogwarts, Dumbledore is an expert at it I heard. Rumors said Snape is one too."

While I was explaining things and putting my glasses on, the old goat made his entrance "Ah Amelia, it is important that you bring Harry back into my care, after all the Wizengamot appointed me as his magical guardian when his parents died."

Amelia was not impressed: "Then I have to arrest you, Albus, for the nine years you left Heir Potter by his abusive relatives, and putting illegal blocks on the boy. I saw the memories remember? Now be so kind as to move out of our way, we have an appointment at Gringotts and they hate it when their clients are not on time."

Albus, not used to getting denied: "But Amelia, I must insist, the future of the wizarding world is at stake! I must have the boy under my protection, it is not safe for him here in the open. Obstructing me and refusing to hand over Harry can cost you your position you know."

I butted in: "Mister, you look a bit shady, are you planning to molest me? You are too eager to get me, are you a pervert? Is that the reason you kept me in the cupboard under the stairs? Maybe the head of the Aurors in France was right and I am better off in Beaubatons. Now move aside pervert, or I call the Aurors on you. Where did you get those ridiculous robes? Did you explode a rainbow? Mated with a clown?"

Albus lost his twinkle: "Harry my boy, that is no way to address your magical guardian. Fawkes!" That bloody Phoenix flamed in, too bad I was prepared for his cheat and blasted the bird out of the sky.

I pretended to be shocked: "Hey did you witness that? He wanted to set me on fire with that bird! AURORS! HELP!" I grabbed Fawkes and said: "I take his baby as compensation old pervert!"

Amelia had Aurors stationed here for just this situation: "Dumbledore, one last time, move aside or face arrest for attempting to kidnap Heir Potter." On her signal the Aurors faced Dumbledore she said: "You can pretend to be the leader of the light, but your actions prove the opposite Albus. Come, Harry and Susan."

Before Dumbledore could protest, Howey presented him with a stack of papers: "Albus Dumbledore of the minor House of Dumbledore, we are pressing charges on you and asking for a trial for kidnapping, line theft, and abuse of Heir Henri James Potter. Also for embezzlement of large sums from Heir Potters trust vault. Receive our subpoenas."

We slipped by him while he was distracted, after all, paperwork is important. The next one was Fudge: "Amelia? Why are you here? We told you that Harry was not allowed to get his rings until he is seventeen. I'll have your job for this!"

With a booming voice, Amelia went into Xena Warrior-princess mode: "Mr. Fudge, not even of a minor House! You are obstructing three Most Ancient and Most Noble Houses in doing their duty to their House. You are breaking ancient laws Mr. Fudge, even your position won't protect you from them! Now move aside or I'll personally ship you to Askaban and put you next to Sirius Black!"

The obstacle moved away, and cowered by Amelia's aggression, we finally reached the steps of Gringotts. I grinned at Amelia and asked: "Do you think the reporters have enough to write about? I saw several making notes."

Amelia smiled satisfied: "Word of the supreme Mugwump and the Minister of magic trying to prevent the Boy Who Lived to follow the Ancient laws of succession will go around the world. Let's move inside."

I gave Susan the chick and removed my glasses. And Andromeda chuckled at our show, she was sad we could not expose Malfoy, he must have noticed the reporters on time, but Dumbledore and Fudge will do.

Amelia went to a counter and said: "We have an appointment with account manager Blooddagger, can someone lead us there please?" The goblin nodded and pushed a button… No growling? No bloody greetings? No snarks at arrogant wizards? These Goblins are boring compared to the ones in fan fiction.

Xxxxx

Blooddagger welcomed us: "Lady Bones, Mr. and Mrs. Tonks, Miss Tonks, Heir Bones, and Heir Potter-Black. We monitored the Alley today, and must compliment you with your ploy."

Amelia nodded: "Thank you, it was fun, we have to wait a few minutes for Heir Potter's Solicitors to finish handing the subpoenas out to Dumbledore and Fudge."

I interrupted: "While we are waiting, can someone inspect this bird? Is it normal that a Phoenix aids in a kidnapping?" Yeah, in a lot of fan fics he is cursed, bonded, or even a vulture in disguise, so it can't hurt to check it out.

A clerk was called in to bring Fawkes to the healers for an examination.

Nimmy was grinning the whole time, she was living it up. This was almost as much fun as last night… Almost, almost, her fanny starts to itch whenever she thinks about it. Damn Potter, damn potion… damn itch. After last night's show and tell, she had to explain to Susan what the G spot is and the pleasure button, in other words, The Talk.

Susan was glad it was Nimmy that explained it all instead of her aunt or Hanna's mum. Asking how to masturbate would be a hell of a lot more embarrassing that way.

When the Solicitors came in with a big smile on their faces, they brought a guest along, one of my targe.. future allies Lord Greengrass. Not only because I could help them get rid of that blood curse, but because Daphne is one fine specimen of the female race, on the same scale as Fleur and my Nimmy.

After introductions were made, we could finally start. Blooddagger asked me: "Heir Potter? We start with House Potter, when we are done here we will move to the House Black account manager, may I present Skinscraper the account manager of House Black." I thought I was done with introductions?

Man, I have to get used to all those fucking formalities: "Well met Account manager Skinscraper, may we together trample our enemies into a pulp and let their women feel what real men can do."

Everyone was looking at me slack-jawed, I shrugged: "I read somewhere that that was a traditional greeting of Goblins and wanted to try it out."

Skinscraper grinned: "It was a worthy try heir Potter-Black. But focus on the task at hand now."

I raised my hand and said: "I Henri James Potter, claim the Lordship of House Potter according to the ancient laws as the last sole survivor at age eleven So. Mote. it. Be!" The ring went on in an instant and adjusted its size. Bam! Before you stands a Lord in all his glory! See him shine! Bask yourself in his presence! Lord Greengrass scraped his throat to get me out of my daydream: "It is a wonderful feeling isn't it?"

Blushing, I nodded: "It is overwhelming, it will take time to adjust to it." Lord Greengrass smiled: "Knowing it is already more than most new Lords have done on their first day."

"Blooddagger? Can you present my parents will please?" Blooddagger opened the will and presented it to Lord Greengrass as an impartial party.

Last will of Lord and Lady Potter / Evans 27 October 1980

All previous wills are hereby forfeit.

Well, if this is read, we are both dead, probably killed by Voldemort.

To set things straight, we are going into hiding under a fidelius charm, our secret keeper will be Peter Pettigrew, and we will use Sirius Black as a decoy, under protest of my wife that is.

To our friends we leave:

To Sirius Black, 200 000 galleons, and 10 000 annually to take care of Harry as sworn Godfather. Keep him save Sirius, let Alice help if it's too much.

To Alice Longbottom nee Brown, 200 000 and 10 000 annually if Sirius is not able to as sworn Godmother, let Harry and Nevvy be best of friends

To Remus Lupin, 50 000 and our cottage at the seaside, you know where it is.

To Peter Pettigrew, 50 000 and the apartment you are renting in London, Dumbledore recommended you, and we trust you too. If it is proved you betrayed us, everything is void.

To Andromeda Tonks nee Black, 20 000 my favorite niece

To Nymphadora Tonks, Harry's favorite babysitter 10 000 at the age of 17 or marriage

To Amelia Bones 10 000 we heard of the attack, take care of Susan, I hope she can be friends with Harry

To Ellen Greengrass nee Rivers, my favorite Ravenclaw, 10 000 I hope Harry and little Daphne can be friends to

The list goes on with friends and retainers, 1 other stands out

To Albus Dumbledore 50 000 and 5000 annually for the Order, for casting the Fidelius and keeping us safe.

Now we have the reason, Dumbels blocked the will. I'll bet he is shitting bricks right now.

This is the last nail in his coffin.

For Harry's magical guardian we have in descending order:

Sirius Black, Godfather by ritual. He is Harry's second father.

Alice Longbottom nee Brown Godmother by ritual. So Harry can have a brother

Andromeda Tonks nee Black. So Harry can grow up with a big sister

Ellen Greengras nee Rivers. So Harry has a sister

Amelia Bones. The same as with Veronica

If Harry grows up with girls, then he would not be an insensitive prick like his father was until his fifth year at Hogwarts.

If nobody above is able or willing, to take care of Harry, he can be adopted into a magical family, only if they swear a magical oath, not to belong or sympathize with Voldemort and his death eaters.

If none is found, a magical or muggle orphanage.

Harry is never ever to be placed with my sister, she hates magic, and after a few pranks from Sirius on our wedding, she and her husband hate us, and are all about magic.

For the Guardian on the muggle side, we select Theodore Tonks, he is our family friend, and assign 4000 Annually

At the end:

Whiteness:

Sirius Orion Black

Alice Melanie Longbottom nee Brown

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Griphook

Blooddagger cursed and pushed a few buttons, yelled some commands in goblybobbally, and said to us: "Griphook is the account manager of Dumbledore. We have respected elders that are acting as witnesses for wills. This is a serious breach of Gringotts policy and will be thoroughly investigated. We go now over to the contents of the vaults."

Potter Family vault

612.706.000 Galleons

5450 sickles

1200 knuts

Family jewelry worth 2.000.000 Galleons

Several books and paintings

15 trunks with unidentified contents

Potter trust vault

8500 Galleons

To be refilled on his birthday until 30.000 Galleons

Evans Lily vault

600.800 Galleons

350 sickles

50 knuts

5 trunks with unidentified content

Blooddagger commented: "there are no marriage contracts but several requests for a marriage contract and consort contracts. On this list are the businesses House Potter owns shares, this list is for the shares House Evans owns in the muggle world.

I went over the list from mum, Apple stood out, most was spread out over big companies, all in all, I can afford to splurge a bit... I am fucking LOADED!

The wizard side had the Sleek easy potion on my name, some shares in a fire whiskey company, and behold! 25% of the Daily Rubbish! The rest can wait.

I asked Amelia: "Did you expect to be named in the will?"

Amelia shook her head: "My brother was in the same order as your parents, maybe two orphans growing up together was what motivated them. A moot point, now that you are emancipated. Cyrus? Did Ellen expect to be named?"

Lord Greengrass answered: "No, I knew Ellen and Mrs. Potter were close friends, but at the height of the war I send her and Daphne to her aunt in France. The death eaters started to pressure me a few weeks before You Know Who died at Harry's hand. We were the lucky ones."

Blooddagger called us back to order: "We move to the Black Account. If you will follow us."

Xxxxx

Skinscraper said: "Lord Potter, claim the ring first. The fact that Sirius is innocent and convicted without a trial can influence the claim."

I raised my hand again: "I Lord Henri James Potter, claim the Lordship of House Black by blood, blood adoption, and Heirship of the previous Lord Sirius Black. So. Mote. It. Be.!"

I stood there for a minute until the ring appeared on my finger, a flash of light and … Here is the Dual Lord! The master of all! Bow for me! The bane of voldy!… Lord Spoilsport interrupted me again: "Those daydreams are distracting, Lord Potter-Black, congratulations on your emancipation and Lordships."

That naffer could have given me some moments for myself. Well, it is time to kick some death eaters' butt.

"Skinscraper, are there contracts, loans, or other obligations that need our attention? And I want to look at the contracts of Bellatrix and Narcissa, but first, Andromeda? Do you and your family want to be accepted back into House Black? A daughter that… I'll take that as a yes… need air…" Just the right height to enjoy the left and right hills of heaven, we just endure the lack of air, ah, this is where Nimmy's ass comes from… fine stock.

Nimmy glared at me, and with a grin, I mouthed: Totally worth it! We did the vows and oaths, and Nimmy has to call me My Lord. I let her scream it tonight. Yes, I am that good!

I hit the jackpot with the Lestranges, Bella was a careless bitch and loaned big sums from House Black, so… here I am cashing in. Bella loaned 250 000 Galleons, no doubt to pay for Voldies stack of dirty magazines, the dear girl forgot the payments, so with the interests buildup along with the fines for late payments…

Meh, who cares, she and her husband have free board and lodging in hotel Askaban so she doesn't need money anymore. I just claimed everything and ordered curse breakers to check for cursed artifacts and to dispel the lot.

Malfoy did the same with 100 000 Galleons, so he could just afford the loss.

Malfoy… Well, I have a reason for kicking Narcissa out, she, with her silence kept her Lord innocent in Askaban. I asked Andy: "Andromeda? Do I kick Cissy out of house Black?"

Andromeda answered "I want to talk to her first Harry. She was not happy to be engaged to that prick."

Skinscraper brought a stack of documents in. He started with marriage agreements: "There are five agreements between families and your house to provide males or females when your Houses are on their last members. Two of them are extinct, Lennon and Mc Cartney. House Greengrass and House Dunbar have girls of an acceptable age, and Clan Mac Gregor only has males."

Skinscraper: "There are three obligations that might be interesting for you Lord Black, House Malfoy, Lestrange, and Not have pledged their seats in the Wizengamot to vote the same as House Black for seven generations. For helping them to a seat in the Wizengamot. Those Houses came to Britain during the French revolution and gained their seats sixty years ago, three generations ago. There are still four generations to go."

Hah! I have them by the balls! I grinned at Lord Greengrass: "Lord Greengrass, how do you feel to become my proxy for House Black? That will give Malfoy heartburn to vote for the gray faction."

Lord Greengrass asked cautiously: "In exchange for what Lord Black? In my understanding, there are no free meals in the world."

I shrugged: "You could occasionally invite me to dinner, but seriously? Safety, you are the leader of the Gray faction, you have enough power to take control of those votes. Otherwise, I would have offered the Black proxy to Andromeda, but that would endanger her. Amelia, I'll offer the Potter proxy if you are willing. For the same reason as for the Black vote."

Amelia nodded: "I am happy to accept it, Harry, House Bones moved to the Gray faction last year, five more seats is a big power shift, that will rattle the old man's bones."

The next good news was the shares of the Daily Bullshit. The tally came up to 58%. I looked at Lord Greengrass and Amelia and said: "Would you think this is a good moment to give a statement to the press? I'll bet they are waiting outside."

The goblin that took Fawkes away came back and reported: "The Phoenix was bonded with an illegal curse. Removing it will take all week we need your permission to take the payment from your vault.

I nodded: "Do it, but I want a certified statement on what curse was used on the Phoenix and who cast the spell if you can find it, and how long the curse was active."

Xxxxx

The press release was fun, in front of the international press we hung the dirty laundry of the ministry out to dry. Their attack on House Potter and Black was thoroughly explained with proof.

Dumbledore's Phoenix came up, Lord Greengrass explained: "Gringotts curse breakers and healers need a week to remove that curse. That makes you wonder about the character of this so-called Light Lord, Cursing a Phoenix is as bad as killing Unicorns.

Dumbledore also betrayed the Potters and Sirius Black. In the will, which he so conveniently blocked, is stated that Peter Pettigrew was the Secret Keeper and Dumbledore was the caster of the spell. So why did he ship Heir Black to Askaban?

Last year he even voted to convict Heir Black without a trial! This needs an investigation, at the next Wizengamot, I'll call for the removal of his position as Chief Warlock. We even had to divert the mail of Lord Potter to Gringotts, because there were too many portkeys and curses added to those letters. So Lord Potter-Black did not have a chance to respond to those."

When Greengrass was doing his speech, I spotted the bug with her green feather, that bug bugged me a lot last turn in my fourth year, it is payback time! Wandlessly I broke that blasted thing into pieces.

I went to her and asked: "You the old misses, why do I think you are an ugly water bug? You feel like an ugly water bug to me. I'll tell you something ugly water bug, I own 58% of that gossip rag. So normal dicta quills and no more ministry propaganda or death eater nonsense, are we clear old ugly water bug? Tell it to that moron editor too."

A terrified Rita nodded, if it came out she was a water bug animagus, then she would not even survive the trip to Askaban.

We took a stroll through Diagon Alley, visiting some shops, When Amelia asked when I would buy my wand, I shrugged, and said that I had one custom-made for me in France. What I did not reveal was that the core is the hairs from Fleur, Gabrielle, and Isabelle, the hair from an adult, teenager, and Veela child. It is a very powerful one, but I rarely use it.

Xxxxx

Back at Bones Manor, we discussed our gains and losses. Amelia summed it up: "We have the press in our pocket, Harry has the Lordships without marriage contracts, the agreement between Greengrass, Dunbar, and Black can be discussed between your houses. No house is forced to provide a girl, just expected. We took the fangs out of the worst death eaters, and have a major power shift to the Gray faction.

On the downside, Fudge and Dumbledore rubbed each other backs and used their positions to get themselves out of trouble. So he will still be headmaster Harry."

I smiled at her: "It is still more than we expected Aunty. Those extra seats are going to hurt the Dark faction. We let our Solicitors handle our affairs along with Gringotts, and we can relax until the next Wizengamot sitting. I have to get used to talking English again and prep for Hogwarts."

Amelia was touched when I called her aunty, and so was Susan, I know, I am a manipulating ass, but my goal is Pussy this time, not Voldy.

Ted and Andy left to return the camper and go home, Nimmy begged to stay and go with me for the school books in Potter Manor, and Andy snorted: "That is the reason Nymphadora? Is it not a certain skincare potion? And the boy attached to it?"

Nimmy's hair shifted through all kinds of colors and settled on pink: "Mum, that boy acts more mature than some guys my own age, with him I can be me, he even doesn't like it when I change myself to look like someone different. And the Veela enclave can confirm it, he has magic hands. He can do wandless magic with both hands simultaneously, he is fun to be with, and mum… I think I am falling for him."

Andromeda hugged Nimmy: "We already knew that before we left for France, dear. But are you prepared to share him? I am thinking Fleur, in a couple of years Gabrielle, Isabelle is smitten by him too, and I suspect more Veela by the look at their faces when we said goodbye. Did you see the look on Susan's face?"

Nimmy blushed: "Mum, I don't have a problem with Veela when we are around Harry, I even went to Harry's room with Fleur. I think I like girls too. As long he gives some attention to me then I'll be happy."

Andromeda sighed: "You got it bad Nymphadora, just promise me there will be no babies before he is seventeen. I am too young to be a grandmother."

Xxxxx

That night was my last night in Bones Manor, of course, Nimmy brought Susan along for an anatomy lesson and a rubdown. Without a word, Susan sat on the bed with just her underwear and an open robe.

At my questioning gaze, she timidly said: "Nimmy told me of the many girls you lived with in France and they were always naked at the beach."

I shrugged: "That is true, as I said you get used to it and in the end, you only see the person, not the body." It helps when they all are drop-dead gorgeous, so you don't focus on one or two. "Now, yesterday Nimmy helped me massage you, now you are going to help me massage her. If you are not comfortable with it then just remain on your spot. Not a second later Susan sat on the other side of Nimmy.

It was very educational, Isabelle did a good job teaching me, and Susan was an excellent student. While I was explaining what and how to move her hands, she was already doing it. When we did the front, I let Susan do most of the massage, and I didn't go as mad as yesterday, I forgot I spent a year in a Veela enclave and their morals are looser then the wizarding opinion of what is proper.

Nimmy got a slow, double-teamed massage that made her reach her top, but a warm cozy one. We let her reach her top when I softly caressed her pussy and clit while Susan teased Nimmy's nipples. After I let Nimmy moan at Morgana, Susan asked for a turn too.

Carefully I explained: "Susan, we are too young for the treatment we gave to Nimmy, even yesterday was a bit over the border when you watched us for the first time. I was still in the mindset from the beach, where we all were freer and Nimmy is already adapted to it.

I will give you a massage with the potion because it is good for your skin. But don't expect to get what Nimmy just had. She is six years older than us, so her body is more evolved and her mind is more mature. Even I don't go too far with myself."

I grinned: "But that does not mean we can't have a fun time. Drop the robes Sue or you get your ass slapped. On your belly first. Remember the sequence I start the massage and what body parts I rub. And damn you have a perky ass!" With a slap, Susan is pulled away from horny mode, and we were just having a good time while I taught her how to massage. Nimmy helped with massaging the girly parts, as I said: much too young.

Xxxxx

The next day after breakfast, The papers had a field day, Fudge and Dumbledore were getting a full load of dragon dung, I mentioned to aunty: "Does the school have a board of governors? Our families are old so we must have a spot in it?"

Amelia looked like a cat that just caught a mouse: "I will look into it. Susan? Are you going to Hannah or is she coming here? I must leave for work soon."

Susan answered: "I invited her over with Aunty Harriet to discuss the tutoring at Potter Manor. If Aunt Harriet agrees to chaperon can we go to Potter Manor? Harry said he let his elves transport us."

I just nodded at Amelia's look at me she said: "Ok, I'll allow it Nymphadora? Will you be staying at Potter manor too?"

Nimmy smiled: "Oh yes! They have a whole section of schoolbooks filled with side notes and tips, it is a real treasure grove. I'll be there for at least two weeks. I turn seventeen in a few weeks, so I can keep an eye on Harry too."

It was a nice try, but Amelia was not blind, or stupid. She just asked Addy who did what last night. When Addy, provide a memory, it confirmed that there were no lines crossed but grazed close by, and she had new masturbation material.

Amelia said: "You have my blessing for Susan's part if Harriet agrees for Hannah." Nimmy and Susan did a high five, and Amelia left to her, now probably madhouse.

Twenty minutes later Hannah flooseded in along with her mother Harriet and older sister Peggy, Hannah jumped in Susan's arms squealing like.. a girl. Susan quickly introduced us: Aunty Harriet, Peggy, and Hannah, may I present Henri James Potter, Lord of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Houses of Potter and Black.

Lord Potter-Black, may I present Lady Harriet Abbot nee Costello, Lady of the Ancient and Noble House of Abbot her oldest daughter Heir Peggy Abbot, and my friend Heir Hannah Abbot.

Susan took another deep breath, but Nimmy interrupted: "It is ok Susan, I heard it too. Hello, my name is… Nymphadora Tonks, my friends call me Tonks, my dear friends call me Nimmy. Officially, I am Heir secondary of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Black."

Peggy laughed: "Hey Tonks, moving up in the world? Are you getting posh?" Nimmy grumbled: "Zip it, Peggy, do you know how much it hurt when I must say my first name? Mum gave me a crash course on manners."

I understood right away, another Puff! I ended up in a badger's den. You can tell if you look for it, all of them always have something Black/yellow on their body. If they want to go incognito they have badger underwear.

Well, we have a month to prepare, I probably end up as a fucking Puff too... Hard times are coming.