Issei's Folly (A Highschool DxD Fanfiction)

by Christopher'Zazel

What if I told you this was the strangest adventure you've yet to read? What if Raynare, Kalawarner, Ophis, Trihexa, Sona and some other 'unsung girls' from the DxD universe, fell deeply and madly in love with a boy named Issei? You think you've read something like this before? Oh bless your heart, cause truth be told, you haven't. Grammar sucks, story rocks, nothing more to say.

48. Chapter FOURTY-SEVEN

Chapter FORTY-SEVEN "Let he Insanity Commence "

Scene (Issei's bedroom)

We see a shaking Riser, coiled up in a futon, being teleported away in a fiery pillar. After that, we see Ravel, brushing her hands off, as if she just finished cleaning something that was dirty. Then moment afterwards, another summoning circle began to glow. Kalawarner, Raynare and Sona know the sigil. After a flash of glowing light, we see Azazel and Penemue, standing in the middle of the room. "Hello girls, nice to see all of you again…"

Azazel stops after looking at the strange looking, tall woman, wearing a black miniskirt, glasses and the body language of someone who is completely indifferent to anything and everything around her. Azazel then focuses a bit more, trying to read this strange aura. Then it hits him, "apocalypse beast?"

Scene (Sitri Mansion, Serrafall's bathroom)

In a large jacuzzi like tub, we see both Issei and Serrafall, embracing each other in a pink bubble bath. Serrafall is making horns on the top of Issei's head out of pink bubbles as she giggles, "you could be in my new episode of Milky Spiral! You could be the evil panty-prince, Milky's sworn enemy, he has horns you know!" Issei shudders.

"Well, Serra-Chan, we'd better get dressed, if I know my uncle at all, he likes to show up early, especially, most especially, when it's either an awkward time, or a, rather, erm, private time, if you get my drift." Serrafall busts out laughing, "He, hahahaha, walked in on you, hahahaha, when you were, hahahaha, playing with it?"

Issei shakes his head, "No, worse, Aunt Penemue, you have no idea how strange things turned out…" Issei shudders some more. Serrafall gains a look of knowing about a great many things, but the look turns back into playful one, "Well, it's probably because you two…" A knocking sound can now be heard at the bathroom door, "Leviathan Sama, you have guests waiting in the main chamber."

Scene (20 minutes ago in Issei's room)

"Well, I have to say, it's been a long time. On a serious note, you are still, well, on Issei's side, right?" Azazel looks a bit worried about his demeanor as he is not able to put on an act at this point. Trihexa then puts her fist to her chin, looking as though she is in deep thought. Penemue then walks up, extending her hand, offering it to Trihexa, "it's been a while, Trix".

Trihexa now frowns, while accepting the hand shake of Penemue, "I really hate the nickname". Then, while still shaking hands, Trihexa looks at Azazel, "calm your shit dude, you know I am all about that sweet sweet Issei!" Trihexa now extends her forked tongue around her lips making slurping sounds. This grosses out Penemue who takes back her hand, "still the same as ever."

Azazel now looks at his wrist watch, "well, we just wanted to pop in and check on you all, glad you haven't killed Issei yet, Ray and Kala, hehehe". Raynare and Kalawarner are glaring back at their leader. Azazel, now getting death-stares, decides it's time to go. "Well, we are off to retrieve Issei from the clutches of the Leviathan, no offense, Sona." Sona just shakes her head in disappointment, "none taken, Azazel Sama". Sona then runs up and kicks the angel in his left shin. We now see a screaming Azazel and a giggling Penemue, vanishing from a now completed teleportation circle.

Scene (Sitri Mansion)

We see a very large and elegant room, full of love cushions, large shelves of ancient books, also, (not going with the decor), random posters of "The Adventures of Milky Spiral". Sitting, we see a Serrafall Leviathan, on a heart shaped throne of sorts. In front of said "throne" we see a smaller cushioned seat, Issei sitting in said seat, as his back, neck and head, were against the legs of the boosted Mao as his support. On the loveseat, far right, we see Azazel and Penemue, drinking tea. Issei looks up at Serrafall, "so, do I really have to sit here?"

Serrafall nods, "yup, as punishment for the wrong-doings that the evil panty-prince has committed, he is sentenced to be Milky-Chan's personal servant. This amazing chair is actually a prop in the upcoming episode!" Issei looks back at his uncle and aunt, shrugging his shoulder, meanwhile Azazel winks back at his nephew, looking very proud. Issei is blushing, however, those thoughts of bliss faded, "Sona is going to fucking kill me!"